"Bao Sheng's father, your Bao Sheng has gone to steal my radish again. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info”

"Bao Sheng's father, your Baosheng took my baby to the field to catch fish in the middle of the night, and came back at ten o'clock in the evening. My fish is also going to be sold at a good price in the Mid-Autumn Festival this year, but they are all caught by Baosheng. ”

"Bao Sheng's father, your Bao Sheng came to my house to play the day before yesterday, and while my wife and I were not at home, he coaxed my cub and made the only old hen that laid eggs in my family into a flower chicken."

Bao Sheng's father didn't even pay compensation, Bao Shengniang smiled and paid to compensate for other people's losses. Every morning, my parents can't sleep restlessly, and there will always be neighbors who come to the house to complain.

"This rabbit cub, he doesn't study well at home during the holidays, runs out all day to make trouble, and comes back to see me and I can't clean him up." Bao Sheng's father is aggressive.

Bao Shengniang's face was kind: "The child is not sensible, what is it called." ”

Bao Sheng's father glared at Bao Sheng's mother: "A loving mother is a lot of failures, Bao Sheng just let you be spoiled."

Bao Shengniang said to herself: "The child is just a little naughty, and his heart is always good." He glanced back at Bao Sheng's father and muttered, "I haven't seen you clean up properly." ”

Bao Sheng's father snorted coldly: "Hmph, what do you know as a woman." He can tell the reason for causing trouble, and it can be regarded as applying what he has learned. ”

Bao Shengniang smiled: "Yes, yes, causing trouble counts as applying what you have learned." And said that I was spoiled, and I think you spoiled him."

When the parents were arguing, I saw a figure about to sneak in through the window of the counter, and was caught by the father of the baby.

Bao Sheng's father looked angry: "Where did you run again?" What about clothes and pants? ”

I saw that Bao Sheng was naked, and he didn't even have a pair of pants to cover his shame, and only used his hands to block the vital parts.

Bao Sheng lowered his head and looked extremely honest: "I didn't pay attention to being washed away by the water when I took a bath." ”

Bao Sheng's father looked angry, and asked rhetorically: "Washed away?" ”

At this time, Bao Shengniang took over the conversation: "You are a ten-year-old baby, and you are still running on the street with your bare butt, and you are not ashamed at all." ”

Bao Sheng smiled innocently: "What's there to be ashamed of, we take a naked bath in the village every day." Every day, passers-by go up and down, and they have long been looked at, and being seen in the river and being seen in the street are all being watched, what is the difference. ”

Bao Shengniang was amused by Bao Sheng's quibbles: "If you learn these rotten things from your father, you will only fight." ”

Bao Sheng's father glanced at Bao Shengniang, and shouted at Bao Sheng: "Did you go to steal Aunt Zhang's radish again yesterday?" At night, he took Haiwa to his field to steal fish? He also made the only old hen in the duck egg family into a flower chicken? ”

Bao Sheng had a serious expression: "Dad, you are asking three questions now. Do I answer together or do I break down the answer? ”

Daddy Bao raised his hand and prepared for a slap.

Bao Sheng quickly dodged and hurriedly said, "First, the problem of stealing? I'm not stealing! It is an excerpt. This is what Aunt Zhang said in person last time. Then he learned the tone of Aunt Zhang's words: "If you have the ability to steal it again, if you don't get caught by me, you picked it." "It's extremely funny.

Daddy Bao raised his hand and prepared to slap him again: "You little rabbit cub." ”

Bao Sheng hid behind Bao Sheng Niang again, and said with a smile: "Hehe, don't say that you will fight once at a time, and you will fight together when I finish speaking." Second, he told me to catch fish. I just said to catch the yellow eel, and the yellow eel is not raised by his Haiwa. Haiwa is anxious, he said that if he can't catch the yellow eel, he has to catch the fish, so as not to feel that the experience is wasted. I kept persuading him to forget it, and I couldn't catch it next time. As a result, he was unwilling to return empty-handed, **** something. ”

Then he smiled and said, "As for the old hen." Hey. I have never done anything about catching chickens, plucking feathers, burying soil, and roasting chickens. I had to eat a few bites, but he insisted that I try them, and asked me if the finches I had hit last time were delicious. ”

Bao Sheng's father waved his hand, ready to catch Bao Sheng from behind Bao Shengniang. While shouting: "You rabbit cub, you lie to other people's honest children all day long." None of the fish in other people's fields have grown. The only old hen that lays eggs will not let go, see how Lao Tzu cleans you up. ”

At this moment, a man in the prime of life walked to the door of Baosheng's house. Seeing that Bao Sheng's father wanted to chase and beat Bao Sheng, he said angrily: This is your baby's clothes, and he steals my watermelon.

Bao Sheng yelled at the middle-aged man: "Old Uncle Lin, you said I stole it, I stole it?" ”

Uncle Lin held the clothes in his hand, and said with a straight face: "This clothes are proof, see where you are running this time?" Then he glared at Bao Sheng.

Bao Sheng shouted three times: "Catch the thief, catch the thief, catch the thief." I said how my clothes were gone, and I thought they had been washed away by the water. It turned out that you stole it. Now the evidence is in your hands, see where you run this time? The last sentence still learned the tone of Uncle Lin.

Old Uncle Lin coughed dryly: "Drink, the little baby is not good, and it will spray people with blood." ”

Baosheng did not show weakness: "At such an old age, I still care about it, and I don't even let go of children's clothes." ”

The three times just now caught the thief, which alarmed a lot of neighbors, and they all watched when they saw the two arguing.

Uncle Lin looked helpless, so he could only say to Bao Sheng's father: "Bao Sheng's father, look at your little rabbit cub, he has been like this since he was a child." There are so many people now, I don't want to worry about your children. My three watermelons were stolen by Bao Sheng. ”

Bao Sheng sneered: "What do you mean you don't want to talk to me?" Originally, you wanted to come for extortion. As a result, seeing that there are many people, you are ignoring it now. I want to find a staircase to go down. ”

Old Uncle Lin was so angry that he blew his beard and glared: "It's obviously the three melons you stole from." You were eating when I came running. As soon as I see you, you run away. There are still three melon peels on the ground, everyone can't do it, let's go to the river head now. ”

Bao Sheng sneered: "Oh, others say that you are a picky, ruffian, and scheming miser, I still don't believe it, but now I find out that you are picky, ruffian, and poisonous." Knowing that my father and mother are easy to talk to, whoever comes to my house to complain whether I did it or not, and in the end they all lose everyone's money, so you want to blame me and ask for those melon money. ”

Uncle Lin was so angry that he said, "Then let's go, let's go and see it immediately." There is no blame. ”

Bao Sheng asked, "You said I was the only one stealing your melon?" ”

Uncle Lin asked rhetorically: "It's not you, is it difficult or someone else?" ”

Bao Sheng greeted his neighbors with a serious face: "Uncles and aunts, you are commenting." How could I steal his watermelons, or three watermelons. Do you think I can hold three melons like this? Even if I can take it, I can't take it away. ”

The neighbors nodded one after another, and said in each other's ears: "Yes, yes!" Where can a baby take three melons, and he can't take them away. ”

While the neighbors were talking to each other, Bao Sheng said, "You see, my clothes are still in his hands. Just now he wanted to sneak past my door, but I happened to catch him. I said that the shower was well washed, where did the clothes go. At first, I thought it was taken away by the water. It turned out that my clothes were stolen by him. ”

Looking at Bao Sheng's righteous words, the neighbors laughed, and one of the aunts played a round: "Forget it, just return the clothes to Bao Sheng." Parents, don't worry about it anymore. ”

Old Uncle Lin endured his anger and said hurriedly: "It was he who stole my melon, why did it become me stealing his clothes?" ”

Another uncle in the neighborhood teased at the moment: "How did Baosheng take away three melons?" Aren't you talking nonsense with your eyes open? ”

Bao Sheng struck while the iron was hot and said, "Return the clothes, forget about this matter." ”

Old Uncle Lin smiled angrily and said, "Hehe! Okay, okay, don't come back to hit my melon attention. Otherwise, I'll break your legs. After saying that, he threw his clothes to Bao Sheng, and turned around and left angrily.

Bao Sheng took his clothes and ran home, his buttocks were still exposed, and his flesh was shaking. Only then did everyone come back to their senses, and the laughter of everyone echoed.

After everyone dispersed, Bao Sheng's father ran to the study and found Bao Sheng: "How many people did it?" ”

Bao Sheng said seriously: "I really didn't steal it." ”

Bao Sheng's father asked, "Who is that?" ”

Bao Sheng replied, "I don't know." ”

Bao Sheng's father's tone was raised: "Then where did you get food, you still don't know?" ”

"Pick it up!" Bao Sheng fell back casually.

"Hmph, pick it up! Say, who gave it to you. Bao Sheng's father spoke more harshly.

"I don't know." Bao Sheng looked like he was killed and didn't say anything.

"Smack" Bao Sheng's father raised his hand and slapped Bao Sheng's face, and said angrily: "I can't say it." You must have stolen it! ”

"I don't know." Bao Sheng is particularly strong.

"Slap" is another slap: "Could it be that it fell from the sky." Didn't you steal it, say! ”

"I don't know." Bao Sheng's eyes were fixed on the book.

"Slap" was another slap in the face, and Bao Sheng's father was about to speak.

Bao Sheng got up and ran out. Angry to himself: Hmph! To steal is to steal, and not to steal is not to steal. Since I insist on saying that I stole it, then I will really steal it once, otherwise I will not be beaten for nothing.

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Baosheng called the real melon thief together: "Haiwa, duck eggs, chicken cubs, you three have made Lao Tzu miserable." Where did you steal the watermelon you brought today? ”

Haiwa said: "It's the field next to the radish field on the top of the river. ”

Bao Sheng viciously: "Oh, it's that watermelon field." We'll go again in a moment. Stealing it is a loss. ”

Duck Dan was puzzled: "Each of the four of us can take one at most, and we can't make any money." ”

Bao Sheng laughed evilly: "Hehe! If it was next to the radish field on the river ridge, not to mention that he had a watermelon field, he would add a radish field, and he would steal it all. ”

Duck Dan said cautiously: "He was fed with wolf dogs, and he was almost bitten last time." ”

Bao Sheng patted his chest: "It's okay, everything is decided by the eldest brother, and nothing will happen." In the afternoon, after eating at home, we gathered here. Then Zhengse issued an order: "Bring the tires that your sister usually bathes, the duck eggs bring our leftover chicken bones, and Haiwa bring the wooden cart that your family usually pulls things." ”

The three babies looked at each other similarly, full of doubts: What are you doing with tires? It's been two days since the chicken bones were gone, and the dog didn't eat them? The target of the wooden cart is also too big, and it can still hide it by towing a cart of watermelons.

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When the poplar returned home, he sat alone in the backyard and pondered, staring at the white-painted wall, only to see that the pigsty next to the wall was also white-painted, and even the grapefruit tree in the backyard was not spared. Bao Sheng held his chin with the thumb of his right hand and rubbed his index finger back and forth on his nose.

Seeing Baosheng's contemplative movements, Baosheng's father scolded: "You little rabbit cub, what the hell are you going to fight?" ”

Bao Shengniang said softly: "It's almost time to eat, after eating, my father has to go to the Wang family in the next village to help his son treat his illness, I heard that he was angry and swollen." ”

Bao Sheng said honestly: "Mother, you won't go." ”

Bao Shengniang said with a smile: "My mother is also going, and I have to help with needle burning and disinfection when I prick the needle." You are at home alone, and I heard that Aunt Li's family, Huang Bo's family, and Wu family in the village have been stolen by robbers in the past few days. You can stay at home with peace of mind, read more books, and stop running around. ”

Bao Sheng stared at the backyard that was whitened by himself, and said proudly, "It's okay." Our family is not afraid of being stolen, and those robbers dare not come. ”

Bao Sheng's father glared at him: "After the wall was painted white by your little rabbit, even the mosquitoes can see it clearly, and the thief still dares to come?" Do you think that this is going to be some kind of idea, watching you paddling around in the afternoon, you must be restless again. ”

Bao Sheng immediately promised: "Read at home, read books." ”

Bao Sheng's father shouted: "When I come back, I won't write down the experience of those articles, see how I clean you up." ”

Bao Sheng stuck out his tongue: "Oh. "I thought: I've already finished writing, and I'll take out one or two chapters in two or three days to make mistakes, so as not to write more and more.

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on the river dam.

"Everyone is here. We'll be like this for a while, duck eggs, you're in charge...... The dog baby is in charge of ...... The chicken cub is in charge of ...... "Bao Sheng is holding a branch and gesturing on the ground, and he is right. "Do you understand everything?"

"Careful enough. You've said it three times. The duck egg grunted, and became a little impatient.

"Big brother, I'm afraid that you will show your stuffing, and I will be nervous and forget my words for a while." Bao Sheng said solemnly.

"It's not the first time again, it's fine. Guaranteed completion of the task. Duck Dan laughed.

Bao Sheng gave an order: "Okay, the action begins!" ”

Four small black dots are openly stealing melons.

"Aunt Zhang, buy turnips." Bao Sheng pushed a cart and swayed to the radish field and shouted loudly.

"Buying turnips?" Aunt Zhang was a little surprised.

"Don't see the equipment? Buy turnips. Bao Sheng had a smug look on his face.

"You dragged a wooden cart here to buy a car?" Aunt Zhang was even more surprised.

"Of course I bought a car, otherwise why did I come here all the way?" Bao Sheng said proudly.

"Don't make a fuss, what the hell are you going to do again?" Aunt Zhang obviously didn't believe it, there were a lot of ghost ideas for Baosheng.

"What the hell can you do, tomorrow the village will go to the market, and my parents will go to the doctor. I'm bored all day long, and I want to say that I can take some radishes and sell them at my doorstep for a price. Save yourself from running around. "Bao Sheng said very sincerely.

"It's a good place on your doorstep." Aunt Zhang said with a smile.

"That is, usually there are many people who come to my house to rest and enjoy the shade, and the next time they come to my house to beg for water, they will buy some more or less." Bao Sheng's eyebrows fluttered.

"Okay, okay, I'll just say that you doll is smart and sensible. How much do you think you want? "Aunt Zhang's attitude has changed significantly.

"But first, I don't have any money for you right now. You will only be given money if you sell out of turnips. "Bao Sheng said very sincerely.

"It's fine. If you can't sell it, you can return it together. Aunt Zhang smiled slyly.

"Okay, then I'll take a car." Bao Sheng has a big package.

"A car?" Aunt Zhang hesitated.

"Tomorrow at the market, it's absolutely no problem to sell a car on my doorstep. I don't believe you will sell it yourself. Bao Sheng's last sentence accentuated his tone.

"Good. Then I'll weigh you. I'll come by myself tomorrow, and then we'll split it in half." Aunt Zhang said very heartily.

"What if I can't drag it for a while?" Bao Sheng asked weakly.

"I'll drag you through." Aunt Zhang said with a smile.

"Holo." Bao Sheng answered.

When Aunt Zhang saw Baosheng agree, she shouted: "Old Uncle Lin, please help me take a look at the land." I'll help Baosheng deliver some goods. ”

Uncle Lin responded from a distance: "Okay, go and come back quickly!" ”

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"Hurry up, hurry up. Someone came in a moment. Duck Egg deliberately spoke a little loudly.

Old Uncle Lin ran over with the puppies and shouted, "What are you doing here?" ”

"Cook it and call it a flower chicken to eat." Duck Dan looked dazed.

"Duck eggs, where did you steal them?" Old Uncle Lin didn't believe it.

"My own chickens." The duck eggs are very calm.

"Your own chickens? Would you steal your own chickens? Old Uncle Lin didn't believe it even more.

"I'm stealing that chicken, what are you doing?" Duck Egg said.

"I said why is there one less chicken in my house, it turned out that you stole it." Old Uncle Lin is really picky and ruffian.

"You said your chickens were stolen? It's about my birds. Lao Tzu eats his own chicken. Duck Egg was furious.

"I'll take you to your house and ask." Old Uncle Lin shouted.

"Don't go. I'm going to be beaten to death by my dad. Duck Dan looked unwilling.

"You little rabbit just don't dare go." Old Uncle Lin went one step further.

"Don't go. Whose chicken Lao Tzu eats, it's about your birds. Duck Egg said again.

"Let's go." Old Uncle Lin was even more convinced that the duck eggs were stolen. I thought: The duck egg house is at this intersection, and the dog is also on this field, so it should be fine.

Then he dragged the duck egg to the duck egg's house, and paid attention to whether there were pedestrians on the road from time to time. I happened to see Aunt Zhang go back, and my heart was settled.

After a while, Uncle Lin came back, muttering as he walked: It's really his own old hen.

When Uncle Lin came back, he greeted Aunt Zhang first: "There is nothing missing in your house." ”

Aunt Zhang said with a smile: "It's not less, the wolf dog guards the side of the road, and whoever walks from here will bark." I just called a few times and it was gone, so it must be fine. ”

Old Uncle Lin smiled back: "That's good." ”

After five minutes, an angry roar sounded: "Why are there so few melons in my house?" Which son of a bitch raised it, and came to steal Lao Tzu's melons again. This time I voted for more than 30. "Uncle Lin asked all the neighbors and farmers in a menacing manner, but no one passed by here. scolded angrily: "Could it be that he flew away? ”

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Downstream of the river ridge.

"It was so slow that I was almost discovered. It's enough to ask you two to pick 20, you two have to be greedy, and the tires almost can't move. Fortunately, the watermelon itself is buoyant, otherwise it will all be exposed. A familiar voice came, and when I looked closely in the moonlight, it was Bao Sheng.

Haiwa turned her head and smirked, "Hehe, pay attention next time, pay attention next time." But what about more than 30 melons? I can't finish it. ”

Bao Sheng said lightly: "Sell it at my door tomorrow." ”

The chicken cub looked puzzled: "Sell it at your doorstep?" When did you start selling things on your doorstep? ”

Bao Sheng Jiaojie smiled and said, "Hehe, I'll start selling things tomorrow!" Let's open two and eat first, and then taste the taste. Drag the watermelon to my backyard later. ”

Haiwa and the chicken cub were heartbroken at the same time, and said in unison: "Your backyard? ”

Bao Sheng repeated: "My backyard! ”

The two swallowed their saliva and asked, "Aren't you afraid that your father and mother will ask about the origin of the watermelon?" ”

Bao Sheng laughed evilly: "Hehe! Don't be afraid, there's a bunch of radishes in my backyard. ”

Haiwa asked, "What does it have to do with radish?" ”

Bao Sheng smiled strangely and said: "The ancients said: Those who are greedy for small profits will be unjust,"

The chick asked, puzzled, "What do you mean?" ”

Bao Sheng looks like a master: "Read more, read more, there is a golden house in the book!" ”

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