Lei Feng searched for it several times, but he never saw Qu Yatou. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

I'm so angry that the roots of my teeth itch!

Twice!

It's Lin Pingzhi both times, what is this girl thinking in her head!

"Damn crooked girl..."

Lei Feng was angry.

The plot in this dream is roughly the same as "Smiling Proud Jianghu", although it is in the style of "Qu's", but the next plot is probably the destruction of the Lin family.

Lei Feng has no intention of being a savior.

Although this Lin Pingzhi looks the same as him, Lei Feng will never admit that this guy has anything to do with him, not to mention that the Qingcheng faction destroyed the Fuwei Dart Bureau, even if he killed Lin Pingzhi, Lei Feng would only stay aside and be a beautiful man quietly.

It's just a dream after all.

"Then again, this dream has a wide range."

Lei Feng was a little amazed.

This is not the first time he has dreamed, and generally speaking, the dream range of normal people is very small, and some are even only in one room.

Lei Feng tried, if the things that a person dreams of are only in a small range, then out of this range, it is chaos, and the consciousness body is difficult to move an inch; Like a song and song, it seems to be a real world, with a wide range, there are mountains, rivers, forests, cities, and a bunch of people chatting in the city, Lei Feng is the first time to encounter it.

"I don't know if there are other cities out of this city?"

Lei Feng was a little curious.

At the same time, I think it's quite fresh.

Time flies slowly in the dream, and Lei Feng has enough time to hang out.

"I'll fly!"

Lei Feng turned into an invisible again, his consciousness flashed, and he flew to the sky!

"Wow! There really are other cities! ”

Lei Feng flew out of Fuzhou City, and really saw a bigger ancient city appear in the sky.

[Hengyang City]!

Lei Feng landed at the gate of the city, and the name of the city was written on the gate.

"Buy glutinous rice balls, sell glutinous rice balls, Hengyang's glutinous rice balls are round and round......"

Although the city gate is written "Hengyang", but this place is like a "tangyuan" holy land, everywhere pawn shops, all the same ancient scene, Lei Feng entered the city, the ears are full of shouts selling rice balls, and it is also the children's song "selling rice balls" that he taught to Xian Xian and Qu girl!

But the lyrics have changed.

"A dream, it can be distracted for two purposes, it's not right, this should be a lot of distractions... With so many scenes, can you see it? ”

Lei Feng was a little confused.

He was feeling that Qu Yatou's brain was different from ordinary people, and a figure entered his eyes-

It turned out to be Wang Xitian.

But at this moment, the chubby Wang Xitian was holding a long sword, dressed in ancient costume, and came in from the city gate.

Lei Feng took two steps forward, wanting to find out what role Wang Xitian played in Qu Yatou's dream, but saw a large group of people suddenly appear, and the latter came first to surround Wang Xitian, who had just entered the city gate, and said: "Friend, do you want to cut down the rice balls?" ”

It's still Shanghainese.

It's like a scalper near the station......

Lei Feng was speechless, only to see Wang Xitian in Qu Yatou's dream glanced at the rice balls, and said with a cold face: "Vulgar powder!" ”

“......”

Lei Feng reacted for a while, and suddenly felt a little cold.

Is this still a cold style?

Lei Feng stared at Wang Xitian, but saw that he suddenly ran towards a vendor with a bamboo pole.

"How do you sell the boss dumplings?"

Wang Xitian stopped the vendor, pointed to the strings of red beads on the bamboo poles, and asked curiously.

Lei Feng "uh" for a moment.

The peddler looked down at the long sword in Wang Xitian's hand, turned his head and said, "This is called a sugar gourd." ”

Wang Xitian's figure was stunned, and he suddenly covered his face and ran wildly!

Lei Feng almost didn't fall in his dream.

"What are these words..."

Lei Feng looked at Wang Xitian's back, and finally followed, only to see this kid hiding his face and fleeing to a corner, and then stopped.

In this corner, there was an old man, who sat in front of a stall, holding an allegro, and shouted loudly: "There are so many bamboo boards, let's not boast about anything else!" Boast, Hengyang rice balls are as big as watermelons......"

Lei Feng looked at that-

Good guys, it's as big as a watermelon!

"But this is clearly a watermelon!"

Without waiting for Lei Feng to complain, Wang Xitian pointed to the watermelon road!

"This son, this is definitely not a watermelon!"

The old man shook his head when he heard the sound, his face was serious, and he immediately took a knife to open a small hole in the "green rice ball": "Look, it's all snow-white flour." ”

Wang Xitian looked down-

Lei Feng also stepped forward-

The green rice balls were caught, and there was no trace of red in them, they were all snow-white!

"Good fellows! Wearing a green hat, I almost don't recognize you! Wang Xitian slapped his thigh, sighed loudly, and finally took out the money, "Boss, I'll buy one!" ”

Ten pennies to buy one, Lei Feng was twitching at the corner of his mouth, but he saw a group of people suddenly rushing out of the corner, and he rushed over: "Grass, you dead old man, it turns out to be here!" Buy glutinous rice balls, you dare to give me watermelon! It's not cooked at all!! ......”

Ping Pong smash!

Wang Xitian didn't have time to dodge, and his head bloomed!

Lei Feng's consciousness flashed to the side, and a burst of Tianjin Allegro sounded in his ears.

"Such a dozen bricks—"

"Ahh (The old man, Wang Xitian screamed)"

"Let's not smash anything else! ...”

......

“......”

Lei Feng watched Wang Xitian holding a raw watermelon, escaping with an embarrassed face, and finally was reluctant to throw it, ate a few bites, and then covered his "gurgling" stomach to look around for the toilet, and was speechless for a while.

"If the Thor system is given to Qu girl, will she become a god sooner?"

Lei Feng looked confused.

At this time, Wang Xitian, who had a bad stomach, couldn't find a toilet anywhere, and somehow ran to the foot of a barren mountain.

"It's going to be the rhythm of open defecation."

Lei Feng didn't have the hobby of peeping at other people's poop, so he quickly flashed to the side, but he didn't go far, but he heard a movement - there were other people in this wilderness!

"Yilin, Yilin, where are you going? With me, I am not afraid of heaven and earth! Nun, nun, I am your uncle, and I will accompany you to watch the sunrise all my life......"

The singing voice of a lewd man was heard.

Your sister...

Lei Feng suffered internal injuries.

It's actually "Where are you going, Dad"!

Yilin, nuns, uncles, this cheap singing... In this way, the plot here is "Smiling Proud Jianghu" Zhongtian Boguang grabbing Yilin? Is it really good to change the lyrics of "Where Are You Going, Dad" like this......

For the first time, Lei Feng felt that it was a mistake to teach the girl to sing.

"Baba, Baba, where are we going?"

On the other side, Wang Xitian also sang, he ran here, but he didn't expect there to be people!

"Oh no!"

Wang Xitian held his stomach and almost solved it on the spot, he looked left and right, and found a cave on the side.

"There is no end to the road!"

Wang Xitian cried with joy, strode towards the cave, and as soon as he entered the cave, he took off his pants, and he didn't care that half of his buttocks were exposed, it was convenient to squat.

But at this time, there was a burst of laughter outside:

"Little nun Yilin, come out quickly! I see you! ”

Lei Feng looked-

I saw that the person who came was indeed Tian Boguang's appearance, with a short knife on his waist, and a lewd face!

"But why Lu Qiang?"

Lei Feng almost didn't squirt saliva!

"Lu Qiang is actually Tian Boguang?"

Lei Feng remembered the original work of Xiaoao Jianghu, and thought that this should be the plot before Ling Hu Chong's hero saved the United States - Huh? Lu Qiang is Tian Boguang, and there is a cave here, so Wang Xitian ...... It can't be Linghu Chong, right?

Lei Feng looked at Wang Xitian, who was squatting on the ground-

"Uh......"

The corner of Lei Feng's eyes jumped, and he saw Wang Xitian, who was suffocating his face cramping, with two smooth buttocks hemispheres, with a "Ling" engraved on the left and a "fox" engraved on the right, which together is the word "Linghu"!

"This thing is actually Linghu Chong!!"

Lei Feng was speechless.

Where does this fat paper look like Linghu Chong?

The domineering president of his dignified "Thundercloud Club" has been mixed up with Lin Ping, Wang Xitian, a fat paper, has become Ling Hu Chong? Is there any reason left?

Lei Feng felt hurt.

At this time, Lu Qiang, who was indeed as obscene as Tian Boguang, had come nearby, and under his glance, he seemed to find half of Wang Xitian's snow-white ass exposed outside!

"So it's here!"

Tian Boguang stared at the left half of "Ling Hu Chong"'s buttocks, and immediately raised his eyebrows: "The little nun is so cute, I don't know how to hide her bald head......"

He approached lightly.

As the distance shortened, Tian Boguang frowned-

"Now the nuns don't burn the scars on their heads, but change them to hot words? It's still a typo, 'order'? It's supposed to be 'Lynn', right? ”

He saw the word "Ling" on the left half of Ling Hu Chong's buttocks, and immediately shook his head and sighed: "It's terrible to be uneducated, it seems that it is really appropriate to describe nuns who are illiterate." Hehe, illiterate, you'll know soon......"

Tian Boguang stepped forward.

Suddenly, I was beaten again!

He hunched over and suddenly showed a lewd smile: "No, I have to move quickly and give her a wall knock!" ”