Tian Boguang's eyes lit up, his body squatted, and his back arched-

He's facing the cave!

"One, two......"

Tian Boguang held his breath and thought silently in his heart!

"No.. Yes.. Right? ”

Lei Feng seemed to see what Tian Boguang was going to do, and his head was full of black lines, and he couldn't stop it from a burst of nausea in his heart, but he couldn't help but want to watch it!

"Three!"

Whoop!

Tian Boguang laughed loudly, rushed forward, raised the "bald head" of "Yilin" with lightning speed, and squatted down at the same time, capturing a mouth-like part in the afterimage, "Huh! Suddenly, he kissed his big mouth to the small mouth-

"Why does it smell weird?"

Tian Boguang was stunned, and then he saw a piece of mud-like warmth, like the Yellow River flooding into his mouth and nose!

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“......”

Outside, Lei Feng was completely orz, for the first time, he felt that it was not bad to be Lin Pingzhi, if he became Lu Qiang, he really wanted to die!

This is disgusting!

Qu girl is too powerful......

Lei Feng thought about whether he would be better to Qu Fengge in the future, but he saw a figure who didn't have time to wipe his ass and maintain the form of a bare ass squatting pit, and rushed out on his stomach!

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Lei Feng thought of the "Crayon Xiaoxin" he had been painting, and the figure in front of him was the same as Xiaoxin's painting style!

"Bare fart aliens!"

A girl's exclamation rang out.

When Lei Feng heard the sound, he saw that behind a tree, there was a nun wearing a monk's robe.

"Little nun Yilin?"

Lei Feng's heart moved, but before he could see the appearance of the little nun, another figure rushed out of the cave, covered in filth, the picture was too beautiful, it was Lu Qiang-ah no! It's Tian Boguang!

"Poop Superman!"

Yi Lin exclaimed again.

The corners of Lei Feng's mouth twitched...

Qu Yatou must have watched his "Crayon Xiaoxin".

On the other side, Na Yilin probably saw Tian Boguang clearly, and suddenly exclaimed.

"Amida - ah no! It's Amitabha! She clasped her hands together and said hurriedly: "The Buddha is blessed—ah no! It is the blessing of the Buddha!! ......”

Lei Feng was full of black lines, changed the angle, and finally saw Yi Lin's appearance clearly.

"It's ...... Zhang Qingqing?!! ”

Lei Feng was stunned!

The appearance of the little master Yilin in front of him is seven points similar to Zhang Qingqing, but if you look closely, she is several times more beautiful, and she can be regarded as a beauty.

"This dream...... Why can you PS?! ”

Lei Feng finally couldn't help but complain!

Brush!

However, as soon as the words fell, a gust of wind blew - "Stinky boy, dare to soak my horse!" In the angry shouting, Lei Feng seemed to smell a trace of foul smell, and he felt that his eyes were dark, and he withdrew from the dream.

"Ouch."

Outside, Lei Feng's consciousness returned, and his head hurt a little.

"I'm ...... He's dead? ”

Lei Feng rubbed his head.

Being withdrawn from the dream, unlike the active withdrawal, Lei Feng also tried it for the first time, and found that his head hurt a little, but it was not particularly bad, just like the failure to fall into the dream.

"I should have been hacked to death by Lu Qiang, no, by Tian Boguang... It turned out that being killed in a dream was what it tasted like. ”

Lei Feng tilted his head.

immediately flipped the song on the sofa and slapped his ass through the quilt.

"This girl... I haven't woken up yet. ”

Lei Feng stared at Qu Fengge, speechless.

A trip to a dream, not to mention that the inspiration was not found, and even the three views were about to be lost. This dream is really nonsensical, and if you have time in the future, you can shoot it.

Well.

Tian Boguang still let Lu Qiang act.

Lei Feng thought of the "strong kiss" scene, and he was still a little disgusted, and couldn't help staring at Qu Fengge's little face, he really couldn't figure out how such a little girl could have such a dream.

This kind of plot, even though it is in a dream, seems too weird.

Lei Feng was even more surprised that the picture in the dream gave him a faint sense of familiarity, as if these were his past experiences, but it was impossible to think about it, unless he lived in the world of smiling proud rivers and lakes in his last life, oh, it was still nonsensical and smiling proud of the rivers and lakes.

"Forget it, don't think about it, the dream time flies slowly, while this girl doesn't wake up, I'll go to her dream to get a pot of tea, and think about my sketch while drinking - hey, I don't know if there is a wood in the dream of the girl Qu Youyi Hongyuan or something......"

Lei Feng was stunned.

Suddenly, a smile welled up.

"I will definitely come back!"

Lei Feng shouted the slogan of the gray wolf, the ability was activated, and the consciousness once again fled to the center of the song of the song!

......

A flash of white light!

Lei Feng's consciousness successfully entered the dream realm.

"I, Hu Hansan, are back again!"

Lei Feng immediately hid his figure and looked around-

But I saw that this place seems to be an ancient restaurant, now it is about the second floor of the restaurant, which is full of guests, all dressed in ancient costumes, in front of a table, there is a man and a nun, but it is Lu Qiang (Tian Boguang) and Zhang Qingqing (Yilin).

Lei Feng was stunned.

I thought about it and figured it out.

The proportion of dreams and real time is different, although the outside world is for a while, a long time may have passed in the dream, from the mountains to the restaurant, it is also normal.

Looking at Tian Boguang's appearance, he has already changed into a white outfit, and he is estimated to have bathed.

Wow!

At this time, a sound of footsteps came up from downstairs, and a figure appeared, which immediately attracted Lei Feng's attention-

It turned out to be Wang Xitian!

Oh no, it should be Linghu Chong.

However, at this time, Ling Hu Chong changed into black clothes, his hair was wet, and he seemed to have bathed.

"This scene, could it be that 'Hui Yanlou' Tian Boguang and Ling Hu Chong 'sit and fight'?"

Lei Feng was thinking like this, only to see Linghu who came up glance at the upstairs scene and pouted.

"Ah, the atmosphere in Hengyang City is really different from Huashan, the master pretends to be a scholar to deceive the village girl all day long, but he doesn't know that he has brought a little nun now......"

Lei Feng consciously came to Ling Hu Chong's side, but found that this kid whispered a few words, and finally, walked towards Tian Boguang's table, where there were only two people.

"Uh... Is this looking for? ”

Lei Feng couldn't help but be surprised when he saw Linghu rushing forward, and actually arrived at Tian Boguang's side.

"Brother, can you sit together?"

Linghu Chong walked to the table and asked Tian Boguang with his hand.

Tian Boguang looked up at Ling Hu Chong when he heard the sound, then nodded, and finally under Lei Feng's surprised gaze, instead of drawing his sword angrily, he smiled boldly: "People in the rivers and lakes, what are you polite!" Xiao Er - here is another bowl of small Lantern Festival! ”

“......”

Lei Feng was a little messy.

"yes, they didn't recognize each other."

Lei Feng looked at Tian Boguang and Ling Hu Chong, who had changed their clothes and their images had changed greatly, and remembered that in the cave before, Tian Boguang raised Ling Hu Chong's ass as soon as he entered, chased and killed them for a while and then turned back.

"I'm going crazy!"

Lei Feng wiped the invisible sweat.

Ahead.

Linghu Chong bowed his hand and sat down.

He put down the long sword in his hand, but when he saw Yi Lin on the side, he suddenly showed a smile like a pig brother, and accosted him without fear of death: "The little master is surnamed Yue?" ”

Lei Feng looked at Zhang Qingqing.

Zhang Qingqing (Yilin) seemed to have been pointed, and her body couldn't move, but she could still speak, and then shook her head and said, "I'm not surnamed Yue." ”

Ling Hu sighed suddenly, and said stupidly: "If your surname is Yue, I can call you father and father-in-law......

"Ahem!"

Lei Feng almost choked on his breath.

On the side, Yi Lin blushed, bowed her head and said, "My name is Yi Lin, you can call my father 'Yi Father'." ”

Ling Hu Chong became excited: "If I call you Daddy and Uncle, then I can call you Cousin!" ”

Yi Lin lowered her head: "If you call me 'cousin', I can call you 'cousin'." ”

Linghu Chong: "My name is Linghu Chong, you can call me Cousin Linghu." ”

Yi Lin: "Cousin Linghu." ”

Linghu Chong: "Hey! ”

At the same time, there was a sudden shock in the air, and the deafening music sounded for no reason: "Cousin and cousin are both pairs and double stays, and cousins and cousins are in pairs, and the sun and the moon are matchmakers~!" ”.

“......”

At this time, Lei Feng really wanted to die headlong.

There's a background sound!?

"J husband and wife."

Lei Feng really couldn't complain.

On the side, Tian Boguang, whose face was getting greener and greener, finally shot the case and was furious: "Stinky boy, dare to soak my horse!" If I don't beat you out today, my surname is written upside down!! ”