"Let's go see the thundershowers that fall on this earth~"

Lei Feng hummed a song, took the DV that couldn't be recorded, and ran downstairs. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Clansmen,"

Lei Feng closed the door and opened his hands-

"On a thunderstormy night in 1933, Cao Yu completed a great drama, so today, the thunder and lightning broke our only television set, does it remind us what to do?"

"Brother Feng, I've already called the maintenance master!"

Yang Feifei said in a loud voice.

Lei Feng: "......"

"I'm not talking about that!"

Lei Feng shook his head!

He took out the DV and shook it: "This kind of weather, of course, is a good day for filming thunder dramas - no, it's a good day to shoot MV!" ”

“mv？”

Lu Qiang ran over excitedly: "Brother Feng, which song are we filming?" ”

The last time he filmed "Taimu Humanity", he obviously tasted the sweetness, and he was even more positive than Lei Feng!

"Let's shoot "Love Trading"!"

Lei Feng doesn't talk nonsense!

"I've figured out the plot—"

Seeing that everyone was interested, Lei Feng dragged a table and took out a pen and paper: "The last MV became popular, I think everyone witnessed the charm of dog blood, so this time, we want to continue this glorious tradition and carry it forward!" I think the plot should be like this-"

Whew!

Lei Feng drew a few stickmen, asked everyone to step forward, and began to assign roles: "Brother Tian, Junjun, this time, you two brothers and sisters and I are classmates!" ”

Lei Feng fingers the brothers and sisters of the Wang family!

I also focused on Wang Xijun-

"Junjun, you are the heroine of this MV! Playing the role of the class flower of our class! Your brother and I are both playing the class grass that pursues you! ”

Lei Feng emphasized!

Seeing Wang Xijun nodding, Lei Feng looked at Lu Qiang, who was looking hot, turned his head to Yang Feifei and said, "Feifei, you play the teacher!" ”

Lu Qiang: "......"

"Brother Feng, how does the teacher act?"

Yang Feifei was stunned.

Lei Feng waved his hand and said: "Your role is relatively simple, and it only appears for a while at the beginning, so just take a leather whip, no, take a whip, and stand in front of the table." ”

Seeing that the three of them had clarified their identities, Lei Feng continued: "The scene on campus is some pictures of me and Brother Tian pursuing Junjun, this is the first scene of the plot!" ”

Lei Feng began to draw the stickman version of the storyboard script!

A few years later, Brother Tian became a big star and married Junjun; I'm going away at your wedding..."

Lei Feng drew a ghost drawing charm and marked a "2", indicating that this is the plot of the second act!

"Act III—"

Lei Feng pointed at Shi Rou with his finger and said, "In the third act, Shi Rou and I got married," and turned his head to look at Wang Xitian, "And become the big star Brother Tian, your agent!" ”

"I actually have an agent!" Wang Xitian was very happy.

Lei Feng nodded.

took out the fourth piece of paper and marked it with a "4", Lei Feng said: "In the fourth act, one day Shi Rou, who played my wife, suddenly found the big star Brother Tian and took out a photo - this photo actually secretly took a picture of my private tryst with Junjun!" ”

Wang Xitian: "......"

In the fifth act, Brother Tian got the photo, but he still couldn't believe that his wife hooked up with his agent, and ended up being raped in bed! Brother Tian gave me a punch! "Lei Feng drew the fifth picture!

"Brother Feng, there is still a bed scene?"

Wang Xijun blushed.

Lei Feng hurriedly took out the sixth piece of paper: "Brother Tian, who was doubly betrayed, finally divorced Junjun!" As an agent, I was also dismissed and banned in the circle! ”

"Huh?"

Wang Xijun blinked.

"Positive energy!"

Shi Rou nodded.

Lu Qiang's eyes widened: "This is the end?" ”

"How is that possible?"

Lei Feng drew the seventh storyboard script -

"After being banned, my life was in dire straits, and at this time, Shi Rou, who played my wife, once again found the big star Brother Tian——"

Lei Feng looked at everyone: "It turns out that I am a good person!" The reason why I had a private meeting with Junjun was only because I accidentally discovered a terrible truth - it turns out that Brother Tian, you and Junjun are a pair of brothers and sisters! - The reason why I am lying in the same bed with Junjun is to break you up! ”

"Poof!"

Lin Chan, who was drinking water, choked!

She looked confused.

"Although I thought it would be this stalk, how do you think ......?"

Yang Feifei continued: "Brother Feng, you are too shameless. ”

Lei Feng coughed, looked at Lu Qiang, who was looking at Lu Qiang with hot eyes on the side, turned his head and said: "Brother Tian, who learned the truth from Shi Rou's mouth, also shed tears, he was in pain, but he found that Junjun, who was his ex-wife and sister, was married again, and the object was Brother Chao, who played your next-door neighbor!" ”

Wang Xitian: "......"

Chen Chao: "......"

Wang Xijun: "......"

Lu Qiang's eyes widened: "Why not me?" ”

"Because Brother Chao is more handsome than you."

Lei Feng patted him on the shoulder, and took out the ninth piece of paper-

"Brother Tian, who is a big star, finally forgave me as an agent," Lei Feng looked at Wang Xitian and drew two stickmen holding hands on the paper, "The two of us came together ......"

"Hmm...... Well?? ”

Wang Xitian's eyes widened: "Together? ”

He looked incredulous!

Wang Xijun: "......"

Shi Rou looked confused!

Everyone was stunned!

Lei Feng nodded, lowered his head and drew the tenth storyboard script: "It turns out that the truth of everything comes from the relationship between men - when I pursued the school flower on campus, I just wanted to attract someone's attention; The gloomy departure at the wedding is only because the man in his heart has a wife; went to be an agent, but because he couldn't let go of that person in his heart; exposed the private meeting with Junjun, and only because he was afraid that the man in his heart would be hurt more deeply!! ”

Lei Feng drew pictures of memories on the paper, and finally nodded, "Perfect." ”

Wang Xijun: "......"

Lin Chan: "......"

Yang Feifei: "......"

Wang Xitian: "#¥%& amp; amp;！ ”

Lei Feng raised his head, his eyes were full of pride, and he turned his head to look at everyone: "Dog blood, right?" ”

Everyone: "Dog blood, dog blood!" ”

Is this Nima too bloody?!!

You ruined my three views!

The Seven Immortals of Spring Rain Town are all about to cry!

What a hell of a plot!

Compared with other people who are just speechless, Wang Xitian is called speechless and condensing!

The agent hooked up with his wife, it turned out that he and his wife were brother and sister? As a result, his wife still has a leg with Lao Chen next door? This one has just left, and the other two are specially married!! That's it, why do you end up living with your agent???

Wang Xitian was very hurt.

He felt bitter in his heart, but he couldn't speak...

"Brother Feng, what about me?"

At this time, Shi Rou on the side "complained". She was Lei Feng's wife in the MV, and she actually found out that her husband ran away with another man, and she was also very confused.

Lei Feng's eyes were full of confident glory, as if he had been prepared!

"In the plot of the MV, I got together with Brother Tian, and at this time, the camera will be fixed in the recording studio, and you, who I abandoned, are standing there alone and start singing: 'You betrayed my love ......' - at this time, you became the only heroine in the play!"

When Lei Feng said this, he couldn't help but nod and sigh: "Perfect!" ”

"Brother Feng, what about me?"

At this time, two more voices sounded, but they were Lin Chan, who was a little hesitant, and Lu Qiang, who looked sad.

Lei Feng was stunned.

He flipped through the script and found that there were two people missing!

But after a little contemplation, Lei Feng figured out how to distribute-

"Chanchan, you play the wife of Brother Tian's neighbor Brother Chao, as well as Junjun's best friend, and in the end, Brother Chao and Junjun got married, and you were ruthlessly abandoned!"

"As for Brother Qiang—"

Lei Feng didn't wait for Lin Chan to be stunned, looked at Lu Qiang with a look of hope, and nodded: "You are my stand-in when I and Junjun are filming the bed scene!" Well! So happily decided! ――

"Perfect!"