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All afternoon, the shops on the streets of Chunyu Town were cleaning up the stagnant water, but fortunately, Lei Feng and others lived on the South Gate Street, which was the highest, and it was clean because they closed early.

Evening.

A crudely made unconscionable video was uploaded to oo by an undisciplined person.

Videos belong to MVs.

The title is marked with the four big words "Love Trading", and the cover is a picture automatically captured by the system, killing Matt's smile!

It's night.

The MV of "Love Trading" logged in to Lei's column and appeared in the latest works!

......

Jiang Sanpao is a big snow ginseng, some time ago a Boogie pigeon came, he was unfortunately hit.

"I must pass the make-up exam!"

Jiang three guns fired four!

He took out advanced mathematics and, half an hour later, woke up from his sleep.

"Huh? Have I seen it? ... You should have seen it, right? Forget it, combine work and rest, and go online first! ”

Jiang Sanpao threw away the saliva textbook and turned on the computer!

The computer is an ultra-thin book, Jiang Sanpao has a small capital at home, opened a cover processing factory, the scale is quite large, Jiang Sanpao is ready to take over the family industry after graduation, his dream is to let women all over the world wear the cover designed by him, for this goal, he often uses this ultra-thin book, alone to study women's physiology until late at night!

Of course, that's home!

Although it was night at the moment, the location was in the dormitory, and Sancang had to find some ordinary videos.

"Huh? "God Dubbing" has been updated? ”

Logged in to oo, Jiang Sanpao was stunned.

There is a reminder message in the upper right corner of oo.

There are not many people that Jiang Sanpao pays attention to, but Lei Feng is one of them, and he must watch every issue of "God Dubbing". Speaking of which, he is not a non-mainstream, but he has a soft spot for funny things, and in the past month or so, Lei Feng has sprung up, and has launched several major thunder videos one after another, and Sancang has already become a loyal fan.

"Ah, new work!"

Clicking on the reminder link, Jiang Sanpao entered Lei Feng's column, but found that "God Dubbing" was not updated, and the related works on the side were only updated to yesterday's "Tianji Four", and the only change was that a new video appeared - "Love Trading"!

"Love Trading? It's actually an MV! ”

Jiang Sanpao was very excited.

He didn't expect it to be a new song!

I have to say that this time, Lei Feng has invested extremely limited energy in addition to the recording and release of songs. Many of his "fans" don't know that he has released songs on platforms such as Buckle Music under the group name of "Phoenix Legend"...

Now seeing a new song MV, Jiang Sanpao is very surprised.

Lei Feng has only released the MV of one song, that is, the humble version and the official version of "Taimu Humanity", and Jiang Sanpao still feels endless aftertaste for the official version of the bloody plot.

Therefore, in the face of the sudden appearance of the new song MV, Jiang Sanpao is looking forward to it!

"I wonder if it's a plot version?"

Jiang Sanpao clicked on the MV -

"Shen Jiayi, this is my reward for winning the first place in the school in the singing competition, I want to give it to you!"

In the video, it was a school scene at first, but soon, everything in the picture appeared, and a pair of men and women with somewhat similar facial features appeared to kill Matt!

Male and female killer Matt play the role of students, and at this time, the boy is holding a hair dryer to give to the chubby girl.

"Uh, that school just now should be the picture of "Bloody Lieutenant Colonel", right......"

Jiang Sanpao was stunned, and was not lightly thundered by this poor crew who even had to rely on "stealing" the scene.

Furthermore, I send a hair dryer......

The corners of Jiang Sanpao's mouth twitched, but he saw the fat girl who played "Shen Jiayi" in the video, and said in a Wanwan dialect: "Ah He, why did you send me one?" ”

At this time, another person appeared in the picture-

It's Lei Feng!

He took a bottle of mineral water, glanced at [Ah He], and looked at [Shen Jiayi]: "Shen Jiayi, I'll do a magic trick for you-" He said as he raised the mineral water and took a sip, raised his head and swallowed it, then lowered his head, "Wow~" and spit out another sip!

"Oh ~ Ke Teng Li good grapefruit (naïve)!"

[Shen Jiayi] covered her face.

Jiang Sanpao: "#¥%"

He had seen that this was the story of two boys chasing a girl on campus, but ...... Looking at the three killing Matt in the video, Jiang Sanpao believes that there will definitely be many people who want to strangle them at this moment!

"This scene should be a barbershop."

Jiang Sanpao stared at the screen.

In the video, [Ah He] and [Ke Teng] kept dangling in front of [Shen Jiayi]; Occasionally, Yang Feifei, who plays the role of a teacher, also appears, emphasizing that this is a classroom.

Time flashed by a few years.

After graduation, [Ah He] became a big star, became the winner in the love triangle, and married [Shen Jiayi]; As a lovelorn [Ke Teng], at the wedding of the two, he watched the couple kiss (misplaced) and left gloomily.

At this time, another fat girl appeared, but it was Shi Rou!

She met [Ke Teng], and the two got married, and after getting married, [Ke Teng] became the agent of the big star [Ah He].

"This is a MV, it's a micro-movie."

Jiang Sanpao was a little stunned, he was thinking that the plot should not be so ordinary, but as a result, the private meeting between [Ke Teng] and [Shen Jiayi] was exposed, and he was caught and raped in bed by [Ah He]!

“......”

The corners of Jiang Sanpao's mouth twitched!

Especially the scene of catching rape in bed, it's so beautiful! Let him not dare to look!

"Ouch, this heavy taste...... Good departure! As a big star, such a wife should have left a long time ago! And that agent [Ke Teng], it must be blocked! - Although you are handsome Lei Lei! ”

Jiang Sanpao nodded!

He thinks that although this video is scumbag, Sanguan is still quite upright......

Thinking like this, Shi Rou appeared again!

She found [Ah He] again and told the "truth" herself.

It turned out that the last photo was taken out by [Ke Teng]! The purpose of doing all this is just because [Ke Teng] learned from an old grandfather (played by Chen Chao) that the couple [Ah He] and [Shen Jiayi] are actually brothers and sisters who have been separated for many years since childhood!

In order not to let [Ah He] and [Shen Jiayi] make mistakes again and again, and close relatives give birth to children, [Ke Teng] resolutely stepped forward!

Dig a corner!

“......”

Seeing this, Jiang Sanpao vomited blood.

He felt that his three views were collapsing!

"Poof!!"

"It's brother and sister terrier again!"

"In order not to make [Ah He] wrong again and again - this is the reason why you are married to someone else's wife?"

"Ouch! My eyes! ...”

Jiang San's artillery is not light!

He knew that this MV would never be so spicy, and his handsome Lei Lei couldn't be so cute!

"Although the thunder drama is good, you can't be greedy...."

Jiang Sanpao was deeply emotional.

He felt that it was necessary to limit the number of times he watched Lei Feng's works, otherwise he would be happy, but the three views would collapse......

Just thinking about it, the plot has changed again!

Jiang Sanpao was still guessing what the plot would be, but he found that the scene changed, and a few days after the divorce, [Shen Jiayi] actually married her neighbor (played by Chen Chao)!

Jiang Sanpao: "......"

"Where did this man come from?"

"What god is this?"

Jiang Sanpao looked confused!

He looked at [Shen Jiayi] played by Wang Xijun, and he was speechless!

"The old man next door, this is!!"

Jiang Sanpao was stunned!

He stared at the video with a confused expression, but soon, his three views on the verge of collapse were completely shattered with a "click" after seeing the next plot......