"I still don't understand, why don't you make money when you're so beautiful, why do you have to open a duck neck shop?"

"Hey, how do you talk? I'm a serious goddess! ”

"Pull it down, you can't be serious about your way of thinking!"

"Well... I'll admit that I did try, but they all said that my hairstyle was not up to standard, and it was easy to lower the grade of practitioners in the industry......"

"I'm sorry, you've been there! Aren't you a god? Where's your mana? If you don't have money, you'll change! A little stone into gold! ”

"You and I willing! You mortal aura has no aura, and you can't recover it in half a month with a spell, if it weren't for you to believe me, I wouldn't even use teleportation, this skill is too special Fei Lan! ”

"Well, that's a reason I accept. www.biquge.info But if you really want to do this, I'm also a policeman, and I can introduce you to ......."

"Hao'er, have you heard of Yang Yongxin?"

"What do you mean?"

"Feel the magic of the Storm Spirit!

Thorn-stab-stab-stab......"

"Ahh Pain Pain Pain Pain ...... I was wrong! ”

Received by Yang Yongxin... No, by the Storm Spirit... After being harshly electrocuted by the Xuannu, Hao Lang finally realized the gap between himself and the immortals, and sat honestly without speaking. While sitting, he kept touching his hair with his hands, for fear that he would also electrify his head.

And seeing that he was honest, Xuannu also expressed her satisfaction and said: "Actually, it's not just to make money, we are also an office in the heavenly court, so we have to have an office address, right?" Let me tell you this, our nature is the same as that of Deyun Club in Xi'an. ”

"Deyun Club Branch?" Hao Lang frowned, and suddenly scared his thighs: "I understand when you say that, just like Deyun Club, dare to be funny, we are also responsible for being funny?" ”

Three seconds of silence

"Meet the power of Stormwind!"

Thorn-stab-stab-stab......

"Ahh Pain Pain Pain Pain ...... I was wrong again! ”

was electrocuted twice in a row, and after getting up from the ground this time, Hao Lang stopped doing it, and glared angrily at the Xuannu: "It's not enough to kill people, but there's no such thing as you!" Don't forget that you asked me to help you, but this didn't officially take up the job, and the benefits didn't get in your hands, so you called me twice, you are a power bank, you? Didn't you let the thunder split the sky at the beginning, not only the hair was forked, but the brain was also forked! ”

Hao Lang scolded this is called a pleasure, but this kind of pleasure only lasted for a few seconds, when he saw that the tips of the Xuannu's fingers suddenly began to spark again, he immediately withered, and nodded pretendedly: "But for the sake of the fact that you have only been in the world for many years, and your confession attitude is considered a good face, I will reluctantly forgive you, and then we can talk about welfare, right?" ”

When it came to welfare, Hao Lang's eyes began to shine outward, and for a moment he felt that this Xuannu sister, who always likes electric people, was not so terrible.

"Hmph." Seeing that Hao Lang confessed, Xuannu sneered, and at the same time blew out the electric light on the tips of her fingers. She said to Hao Lang: "In the afternoon, while you are away, I also considered what benefits are suitable for you." ”

"What's right for me, why think about it while I'm away, bastard!" Hao Lang really wanted to complain, but because he was afraid of being electrified, he couldn't help it. He had hemorrhoids on his face and happened to be sitting on a nail.

Xuannu ignored him at all, and continued to say her own: "I think this will get you a car, it is different from your car in the world, the sky car of our heavenly court can fly into the sky and enter the water, and you don't need to refuel, you can design whatever shape you want to become, and you can recover if you break it." ”

"Oh, yes." Hao Lang's words were about to flow out, and his smile was like a sharf.

But unexpectedly, Xuannu shook her head: "But think about it again, you don't have our Heavenly Court's driver's license, I can't condone you driving without a license, it's not good to spread it." Besides, it is imperative that you don't need a car, in order for you to integrate into the work as soon as possible, I think I should teach you a spell, such as three three and nine changes. ”

"What the hell is it that three or three have nine changes?" Hao Lang frowned, feeling a strong distrust of Xuannu's ability to name names. However, for a person who named the office 'Tianting lives in the third Zhou Black Duck Office in the East of Bada Hutong', Hao Lang really has nothing to expect.

As if discovering Hao Lang's disdain for this name, Xuannu hurriedly said: "Don't look at this name, but the content is amazing." Do you think, Sun Wukong is only 72 changes, Zhu Bajie is 36 changes, Sha Monk is even more miserable only 18 changes, to your 9 changes, you say how powerful you are, you can form a permutation and combination equation with those four......"

As soon as she said this, Hao Lang felt a little interesting, yes, this is the reason, but all the gods who are a little more powerful seem to have several changes, or do you want to make a living for this? Before Hao Lang could open his mouth, the Xuannu said again: "It's a pity, I was in too much of a hurry this time, and the skill book was left home, so I asked Taibai to send me a courier, and I don't know when it will arrive." If he is three days and five days, ten months and eight months, you can wait, but if he has something to delay, it will not be a problem for me to come four or five hundred years late, and I am afraid that you will be gone by then. ”

Hao Lang could see that this Xuannu sister was deliberately angry with him......

Sure enough, looking at Hao Lang's angry and angry appearance, Xuannu was so happy that her teeth were about to be exposed, and it wasn't until Hao Lang began to look at her with a kind of neurotic look that she restrained a little, and then said to Hao Lang Zhengse: "To sum up, the methods I thought of don't seem to be suitable for you, so in the end, I learned from the pain, hey, I finally came up with a trick, I decided to send you an assistant!" ”

"What?" Hao Lang had a standard black question mark face, looking a little confused. Hao Lang felt that he was quite a bastard, but he didn't expect this eldest sister to be a bastard more than himself. At noon, she just threatened to bewitch herself and turned herself into her assistant, but she had to get an assistant for herself at night, isn't this taking off her pants and farting, and she is urging?

Xuannu may also have seen Hao Lang's doubts, so she explained: "But this assistant has a different division of labor from yours, you are responsible for helping me find someone, and his job is mainly responsible for protecting you, who told you to be too skilled." I hired you, and as soon as you appeared, you let the monster die, so how faceless I am. ”

"So, you found me a... Bodyguard? Hao Lang asked the Xuannu tentatively.

Xuannu slapped her face: "That's right, bodyguard, that's the word!" And not only the bodyguard, he can also help you identify whether there are immortals and demons within a kilometer of the surrounding area, otherwise if you catch a crutch and ask if someone is Wukong, I really don't care, you will let the Disabled Federation kill you in three days. ”

"That sounds good, doesn't it?" Hao Lang was a little suspicious, he always felt that this Xuannu sister didn't seem to have any kindness to him.

didn't give Hao Lang a chance to think at all, Xuannu spoke again: "I know by looking at your expression that you must have agreed, okay, it's decided happily, you go home and wait for the news, at most your bodyguard will arrive in a week, and I will inform you when the time comes, you come to pick up people, goodbye." I'm going to watch the new season of A Song of Ice and Fire - A Game of Killing and, and you can't die my Snow. ”

Having said this, Sister Xuannu waved her hand at Hao Lang, and then before Hao Lang could react, he suddenly felt dizzy, opened his eyes again, and was already standing in the middle of the living room at home.

Spreading out on the sofa, Hao Lang couldn't help but pout: "Didn't you say that you want to save mana?" What a save! But speaking of which, this teleportation skill must be mastered, how much taxi money you have to save a year, it's just a little dizzy and nauseous after passing it, and ...... vomiting"