"Lady~~~!"

Lei Feng, no, it's Xu Xian who screams!

"Who killed you? You died so miserably~~! ”

Xu Xian pounded the ground with his hands!

Qin Feng: "......"

Groove ......

Bai Suzhen hung up as soon as she came out?

Qin Feng looked at him with a confused expression, and Xu Xian suddenly stood up-

"I must save you!"

Suddenly he took out something in his hand—

"Moonlight Treasure Box!"

In the video, a three-hair special effect suddenly appeared, only to see a wooden piece shaped like a paperweight, suspended in the air by a thin rope, the wood "glowed" throughout, and in the loud advertising sound, several columns of small words, sentence by sentence appeared in the picture-

"Moonlight Treasure Box—"

"Legendary things that can travel through time and space!"

"Under the moonlight, chant 'Jackfruit Jackfruit' and you can go back in time!"

Qin Feng: "......"

What god is this?

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Travel back in time to save people?

But it's not night now, the sun is still old, and the moonlight is hairy......

Qin Feng was thinking about it, but he saw Xu Xian staring out the window, inhaling and opening his mouth-

"I'm looking at the moon from afar~"

Brush!

Heaven and earth change color!

Almost at the same time as the song sounded, the originally bright day instantly darkened, and a round of moon hung high, and the moon was like water!

Burst!!

Qin Feng's eyes widened!

But I didn't wait for him to complain at all-

"Pineapple jackfruit ~~~!"

In the video, Xu Xian raised the wood and shouted!

A bolt of lightning!

Sanmao special effects!

Brush~

Qin Feng was stunned, Xu Xian disappeared directly, and the picture cut to a strange forest!

"Lady, I must save you!"

Xu Xian, who appeared out of thin air, pulled his legs and ran!

Along the mountain road, the previous room is in the distance, the picture is a distant view, and a monk wearing red and yellow clothes can be vaguely seen stepping out of the door.

"Lady!"

Xu Xian arrived, the monk had already left, and there was already a bloodstain in the house!

"This is Fahai?"

Qin Feng muttered in his heart while his head was full of black lines.

He stared at the video, only to see Xu Xian looking out of the window again, and the Divine Comedy appeared again-

"I'm looking at ~above the moon~!"

Qin Feng: "......"

What kind of broken stalk is this(┬_┬)

Brush!

A moon has reappeared!

"Pineapple jackfruit ~~~!"

In the video, Xu Xian shouted again!

A bolt of lightning!

Sanmao special effects!

Under Qin Feng's petrification, Xu Xian disappeared again, and the picture cut to the forest before!

"Lady, I must save you!!"

Xu Xian ran away!

At this time, the video came and fast-forwarded, and the house was in sight.

"Demons! Suffer death! ”

In the room, a male voice was heard!

"Bang~~~!"

A bang!

Blood splattered in the house!

"Bald donkey! Let go of Mrs. Shi - ahhh ”

Xu Xian is running ten meters away!

Zoom in!

I saw that in the line of sight, it was empty, and there was no white Suzhen;

There was only one fat figure in the room, wearing a robe that he had gotten out of nowhere—it was Wang Xitian! - He was holding a staff and wearing a monk's hat, perhaps because he didn't have the money to deal with his bald head, and at this time, his forehead, where the monk's hat did not cover, was wrapped in a layer of flesh-colored stockings!

Qin Feng: "......"

"Bald donkey! I'm fighting with you!! ”

Outside the house, Xu Xian turned his head and rushed to the mountains and forests, shouting with tears!

Qin Feng: "......"

"I'm looking at ~above the moon~!"

"Pineapple jackfruit ~~~!"

Xu Xian, who fled into the mountains, pinched the "Moonlight Treasure Box" fiercely and traveled through time and space again!

"Lady, I must save you!!"

"Lady!"

"Lady! ~~”

Hard work pays off!

Xu Xian foamed at the mouth, and finally rushed into the house before that explosion!

"Bald~~~Donkey~~~"

Xu Xian rushed to Fahai who was holding a staff in his hand, and the picture turned into slow motion for a while-

I saw Xu Xian holding a piece of wood (moonlight treasure box)-

"Let go, let go, I, mother, hey?"

In a kind of artificially shaped slow motion, Xu Xian slowly held the wood and slowly smashed it towards Fahai, while slowly turning his head to look at the house, he was suddenly stunned:

"My lady pinched?"

And at this moment, Fahai, who seemed to be casting a spell before, held his staff and recited the complete incantation-

"Mommy, Mommy!"

Brush!

A white light with a three-hair special effect lit up from the Fahai Staff, facing Xu Xian's head;

Brush!

Almost at the same time, a more exaggerated white light lit up from the "Moonlight Treasure Box" in Xu Xian's hand-

Rumble!

A bolt of lightning!

Qin Feng looked at him with a confused expression, and in the picture, the two figures of Xu Xian and Fahai flashed at the same time, and they disappeared from the camera without a trace!

What the heck?

Qin Feng glared.

"Moonlight Treasure Box!"

"Legendary things that can travel through time and space!"

In the video, the previous Sanmao special effects appear again!

In the loud advertising sound, the "Moonlight Treasure Box" was once again suspended in the air by a thin rope, and the whole body was "glowing", projecting a few columns of small characters, floating in the air-

"Yin and yang are born, otherwise Ji Tai comes! Legend has it that under the sun, the Moonlight Treasure Box also has the ability to travel to the future, but unfortunately the spell has been lost for a long time......"

Qin Feng: "......"

Lost your sister!

It's so "Mommy Mommy"!

it...

Qin Feng couldn't help but want to click on the barrage and complain, but in the picture, the camera has switched to a modern city!

"Is it really a time-traveling play?!"

Qin Feng glared.

In the picture, cars come and go, and the camera rotates, and the bank building and supermarket are all swept one by one.

"Where is this?"

In the video, a figure twisted his head, looking dazed-

It is Fahai played by Wang Xitian!

He was dressed in a robe, with a bowl in his left hand and a staff in his right hand, standing at the door of a supermarket with a very cute expression!

"Fahai, you don't understand love, Leifeng Pagoda will fall~"

A group of children passed by humming a song.

"Stop, kid!"

Fahai turned his eyes into the angry King Kong, holding the magic staff, "I don't say anything about insulting me in front of me like this, I dare to curse the Leifeng Pagoda of Jinshan Temple, I have to teach you a lesson today!" ”

"Wan'er's Wan'er~"

A police car bell!

Camera Switching –

Qin Feng stared at him with a confused face, and saw that Fahai was already in the detention center (an empty room made of anti-theft windows), meditating cross-legged.

"Master, are you beating a child?"

A lewd figure came over, but it was Lu Qiang - he played a gangster who was imprisoned.

Fahai: "The old man is drinking at them!" ”

Lu Qiang: "I heard that the master's stick is very thick? ”

Fahai: "It's rough for them to remember!" ”

“......”

“orz”

Qin Feng was speechless.

What God unfolds this...

What about Xu Xian?

What about Bai Suzhen?

, I watched it for a long time, but Bai Suzhen didn't see a single hair!

Qin Feng looked at the video with a full face, in the video, it was still Fahai, but at this time, he had already been released from the detention center.

"I confiscated the old man's staff!"

Fahai looked angry!

He held the rest of the bowl and sat on the green belt next to the street.

At this time, a woman with a hot figure passed by, her waist twisted, the murder weapon in front of her was half exposed, and white flowers swayed from this side!

"Wicked man, stop!"

Fahai turned into angry King Kong again, raised the magic bowl, glared at the big-breasted sister who turned around, and shouted, "Lao Wei accepted you today!" ”

"Ah~~Indecent ah~~"

"Wan'er's Wan'er~"

The police car bell is here again!

Qin Feng: Ran rz

He stared at it with a confused face, only to see that Fahai was already in the detention center again!

"Hey, buddy!"

A figure in a Taoist robe came over, but it was Chen Chao - he played a Taoist priest who was imprisoned: "How much do you give to a woman who has lost her footing?" ”

Fahai: "→_→"

......