Chapter 98: Trilogy (1) II

The plot of this scene is actually based on Lei Feng's "previous life" A "Report to the Boss", after Lei Feng watched it, his memory was still fresh, and now that he had the opportunity, he simply rearranged and adapted it, and used three songs to make the trilogy into a real "The Legend of the New White Lady: Step by Step Snake Spirit"!

Of course, this is just one song, and the remaining two songs will be uploaded step by step in the future!

I have to say that Lei Feng still put a lot of thought into this "promotional film", not only invited Liu Mengmeng, but also spent money to buy a few sets of old costumes;

Even the singing kids were hired by him with snacks!

As for this big-breasted girl with a hot body, she was found by Lei Feng in the hair salon on South Street in Chunyu Town - this is voluntary and has no money. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info

The so-called people rely on clothes, and women rely on makeup!

After dressing up, the big-breasted girl with an average appearance actually added a bit of beauty, and Qin Feng played it back!

"Amitabha."

Qin Feng, oh no! It was Fahai who walked out of the detention center.

"I confiscated the old man's magic bowl!"

Fahai looked angry!

He was standing in the street, empty-handed, and was about to leave, when suddenly he saw a man coming—

"Xu Xian!"

Fahai glared at him and strode forward!

That's right!

The person who appeared in the camera was none other than Lei Feng!

But he's dressed in a modern style at this time.

"Master, are you calling me?"

Lei Feng stopped.

"You don't know the old man?"

Fahai was shocked!

"Ahh

He exclaimed!

As his surprised expression enlarged, in the picture, there was a flash of the picture when the light of the Fahai Staff hit Xu Xian's head when he first crossed-

"It's over, this kid was beaten by me and lost his memory!"

Fahai looked at the Public Security Bureau not far away, looking confused.

"The Master knows me?"

Lei Feng looked dazed.

Fahai grinned and smiled awkwardly: "Hahaha, hahaha... I know, you are Xu Xian..."

Lei Feng shook his head: "I'm Xu Xian?" No way! ”

"It can't be forgotten."

"I'll go to the Public Security Bureau and ask!"

"Hey! Ay! What do you ask? You are Xu Xian! I don't recognize this? Monks don't speak! We have a good time and often eat hot pot together! ”

Lei Feng: "......"

Qin Feng: "......"

What about the festival?

Qin Feng is full of black lines, like dark clouds covering the top!

"But why don't I remember?"

In the video, Lei Feng looked dazed.

Fahai: "Haha! smiled, turned around, looked inscrutable, and said, "You at this moment, it's not you yet." You haven't become a real Xu Xian yet, this is because you haven't met the person who gave you six moles, and when you meet him, your life will change. ”

“......”

Off the screen, Qin Feng looked confused.

What the hell are six moles?

I don't read much, don't lie to me...

He looked at the video -

In the picture, Lei Feng shook his head: "I don't believe it." ”

"Believe it or not!"

Fahai snorted arrogantly, waved his sleeves, and strode away - in the picture, Lei Feng finally became the protagonist again.

"I'm Xu Xian?"

"What are you kidding..."

"But what if it's true?"

Under Qin Feng's gaze, in the video, Lei Feng shook his head and left the street and strolled into a path.

"Wow!"

"What a big worm!"

Qin Feng was stunned for a moment, and when he saw Lei Feng's figure, his expression was cute at first, and when he looked left and right and found that there was no one around, he suddenly became extremely exaggerated!

"Wow!"

"What's wrong with it?"

As Lei Feng stretched out his hand like a stage play, pointing forward, the picture shot also passed-

"Poof~~~"

Qin Feng:(┬_┬)

Long worm peat!

It's clearly an earthworm!

Qin Feng is full of cows!

He stared at the half-dead earthworm in the picture, and it hurt for a while!

"I really thought Bai Suzhen was going to have a thick line..."

"Nima is an earthworm!"

"It's so nonsensical... (┬_┬)”

Qin Feng raised his head at 45 degrees.

In the video, Lei Feng's expression was extremely excited-

"Ahh

"It must be stranded!"

"I'm going to save it!"

Qin Feng stared at Lei Feng with wide eyes, and watched in a daze as Lei Feng ran to the side, grabbed a piece of soil, and sent it to the earthworm:

"Come!"

"Open your mouth—"

"Ah~~"

Qin Feng: "......"

Ah, you!

Can earthworms open their mouths?

Also stranded ...

Can that be used here?

Qin Feng was very painful, he stared at his eyes, but saw that in the video, the earthworm was touched by the soil, and it writhed and disappeared without a trace!

“??”

"it!"

"It's really Bai Suzhen?!"

Qin Feng was shocked!

In the video, Lei Feng also looks like a ghost!

"Ah~~"

But soon, Lei Feng's face became rippling: "It turned out to be true!" I'm really Xu Xian! I saved Bai Suzhen and turned her into a white lady~~~"

That smile is so beautiful, it's so obscene that you can't get rid of it!

Qin Feng couldn't even open his eyes!

However, whether you see it or not, Lei Feng is always cheap.

He ran forward with excitement on his face!

Soon, a sparkling water surface suddenly entered the camera, green mountains on both sides of the river, green willows around the water, in the picture, on the left side, two big characters appeared-

West lake!

Qin Feng: "......"

I haven't been out, don't lie to me...

This is the West Lake!!

Qin Feng couldn't help but complain, but suddenly his eyes widened again-in the picture, a woman in white really appeared!

"Bai Suzhen!"

Qin Feng was stunned.

In the picture, Liu Mengmeng is standing on the shore, the breeze is blowing, the white clothes are like dancing, a head of black hair, a few strands are scattered, it is the gentleness of the bowed head, which makes the unique grace and beauty of the oriental woman, at this moment, show it all!

"Knock T

Background sound!

"Ahaha~Ahaha~"

"Ahaha~Ahaha~"

Lei Feng's demonic song sounded!

Qin Feng: "......"

Peat!!!

Qin Feng squirted rice!

It all happened so suddenly!

When the beauty of a second ago suddenly switched to Lei Feng's demonic smile on Curator Jin's face, Qin Feng instantly knelt down!

"The beautiful scenery of the West Lake, oh my god in March~"

"Spring rain is like wine, willow is like smoke~"

In the picture, Lei Feng is extremely obscene!

But what made Qin Feng unacceptable was that the "Bai Suzhen", who was really good-looking, actually met Lei Feng's eyes!

Female: "There is a fate to meet thousands of miles away~"

Male: "It's hard to hold hands on the other side without a chance~~"

Female: "Ten years of repairing in the same boat~"

Male: "A hundred years of cultivation and sleeping together~~"

Female: "If it's a thousand years, there will be creation"

Male: "The white head is concentric in front of you~~"

Female: "If it's a thousand years, there will be creation"

Male: "The white head is concentric in front of you~~"

Female: "Lala-la-la-la"

Male: "Lalalalala"

Man: "Lalala, lala~"

Male: "Lala~lala"

Man: "Lalala, lalala~~"

The two of them fell in love at first sight, and they showed their affection on the shore, under the trees, and in the row!

Qin Feng was speechless for a while!

On the one hand, he was shocked by Lei Feng's shamelessness;

On the other hand, I was amazed by this "Love"!

"This song—"

Qin Feng Zola the progress bar!

In order to maintain the compactness of the story, Lei Feng put only one of the complete two sections in the MV here, so Qin Feng, who heard the charm, couldn't help but play it back again!

"The trust is not human~ The trust is not human!"

Qin Feng looked distressed!

He looked at Bai Suzhen in the video, listened to "Crossing Love" in the video, and couldn't wait to play Xu Xian by himself, and he couldn't wait to sing this song by himself!

"Lala~~"

Brush –

Suddenly, the background sound is gone!

In the picture, Lei Feng is still squatting in the place where he "saved" the earthworm, his eyes are closed, and he is "lalala~" obscenely, and his hands are still dragging a fat girl with a frightened face...... of feet!

"Perverted, perverted!"

The fat girl is Lin Chan!

She covered her chest with one hand, pressed her skirt with the other, and fell to the ground, with a fat leg, being held in Lei Feng's hands! (Everyone refers to the gambler, make up for your own brain...) )

"Poof~~~"

Seeing this scene, Qin Feng sprayed directly!

It's a dream???

it!!

Qin Feng looked at the video with a stunned expression, and in the picture, Lei Feng slowly woke up...

"Yikes!"

Lei Feng threw Lin Chan's leg away!

"Where's my lady?"

Lei Feng stood up suddenly!

And as he got up, Lin Chan quickly fled, and a very nice and clean guqin sound sounded-

噹 ~ 噹 ~ 噹 ~ 噹 ~ 噹 ~~

噹 ~ ding ~ 噹 噹 ang ~ 噹 ~

The sound is like a Zen chant;

Sanskrit singing!

And under such an ethereal sound of the piano, Lei Feng suddenly turned around, a figure exactly the same as in the dream, a lotus flower in one step, a white dress like snow, stepping into a pool of ripples......

"To be continued."

In the video, the four characters slowly emerge, and the picture freezes...

The first song of "The Legend of the New White Lady" is over!