Just as Li Hai and others were abusing "let the big breasts come", the player of this hero was sitting in front of the computer with an angry face, watching himself being abused and killed in the spring again and again. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info When his companions became a crowd in the circle, Meng Ran felt that the anger in his heart became more and more uncontrollable.

took out his mobile phone from his pocket, dialed a number familiarly, and when the other party connected, he only heard Meng Ran crying: "Sister, someone bullied me, they abused me in the spring." ”

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When "let the big breasts come" quit the game, the powerful people naturally couldn't abuse him, and the attributes that skyrocketed in an instant made the other party feel like they had taken x medicine in the spring.

Li Hai said to several other people in a black voice: "Now prepare to surrender." ”

But when their voting was continuing, they saw that the opposite side was directly numbered, and when their crystals burst open, only five confused gravediggers were left in the spring.

victory！

The game is over, and the other teammates start to flirt with the girls on the public screen, those players opposite. id "Little Demon", "Qianqian Rainfall", and "Momo Xiaoxia" are all girls, as an excellent black team, naturally there are girls who flirt.

Li Hai quits the game, but sees the penguin mailbox and receives another email, "A letter from the War College". Li Hai only thinks that this person is really boring, does he think he is an ignorant teenager? Will believe this scam.

But there is a realm in the world called hand cheapness, and there is an attitude called hand slip, so he still clicked in, just because of this title, I want to see what the content is.

When Li Hai clicked in, it wasn't into the mailbox, and a full-screen CG animation, I didn't know it and thought it was the official animation of Riot. There are many bizarre heroes in the picture, these are heroes he has not seen before, and when the CG reaches its climax, a few words appear in the middle of the screen.

"Would you like to join the War College?"

Here are two options, one is willing and one is unwilling.

The previous CG animation had already made Li Hai feel that this might be Riot's official email, and the production was too well-made, so he clicked on it. The screen on the computer changed, and there was a format for the registration form, followed by name, gender, age, and date of birth. These relatively private data, if you change it to usually, Li Hai naturally won't fill it in, but this time it's just a ghostly fill-in, and his intention to fill in is a warrior, biased to output the type.

When he clicked OK, the passionate CG disappeared, and a voice seemed to be heard in the headset saying, "Thank you for participating, your qualifications will be reviewed next." ”

"Damn, it's over, I thought something was going to happen!" Li Hai said with a throw of the mouse in his hand.

Looking at the game screen, the male animals in their team have oversecreted hormones, blowing the cowhide into the sky, and they have basically decided on the matching team.

Ding dong!

The system sent a message, "Why is the world flat if your chest is uneven" to request to add you as a friend. Looking at this ID, the first thing that came to Li Hai's mind was the "come to make your chest big" just now. clicked to agree, but looked at the person opposite and quickly whispered: "The little guy is very powerful, he dares to bully my brother, either admit his mistake himself, or I will beat you until you admit your mistake." ”

Li Hai was laughed at by the other party's words, and replied: "What kind of play, use your airport chest?" ”

"Little brother, you dare to tease your sister like this, and your teammates have a share in talking nonsense. According to the rules of the alliance, we apologized for winning the 5v5 team battle, and you forgot about it if you won. "Why is the world calm because the chest is uneven.

Li Hai smiled: "Is this person stupid, with such an arrogant posture, who to show it?" ”

"No! Why should you fight without a lottery, your brother was abused and only blamed him for his mouth, and even his teammates didn't help him, and he was embarrassed to ask us to apologize. His own strength is not very good, but the technique of spraying people is the king of the strong mouth, and it is comparable to the big mouth. Li Hai replied.

Why is the chest uneven, and the world is flat and chatted privately: "This..., then what do you want?" ”

"This, I didn't think of it for the time being, but everyone likes a harmonious game environment, even if the other side wins. I also hope that if you lose the game, you won't lose your character, and like him, I hope that you don't play this game. Li Hai replied.

"The house has been built" 5v5 team battle "password: 5v5, just do as you say, you win my sister, I will immediately let him retreat, and the opposite is the same for you. ”

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Li Hai got the battle book, so naturally he couldn't be cowardly, and seeing that everyone was still in the chat room, he spoke: "The Black Rose Pit people team gathered, and just now that coward found his sister to help take revenge." Now that the war book has been issued, we can't be cowardly, girls, you can come and watch the battle first. Go, kill to that 5v5 team battle room, password: 5v5. ”

"Walk up and cry for them."

"How dare you provoke us."

"Send them to heaven and the sun side by side."

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On the other hand, Li Hai said in a black voice: "The rules of 5v5 team battles quote the ranking, choose each hero later, pay attention to the opponent's hero choice, and be careful of the restrained heroes." ”

When Li Hai took the younger brothers into the room, he found that the names on the other side were quite strange, and they were all related to the chest....

"How can the world be flat if the chest is uneven", "How can the chest run fast", "How can the plane be driven if the chest is uneven", "How can the king be the king if the chest is uneven", "Why is the shield thick enough if the chest is uneven".

The name of Li Hai's team is "Beat You to the Sky", five words are named separately, Li Hai is the number one "hitter", and the younger brother "De" is a strong single named "Zhang Hao". "You" belong to AP and support, and he prefers support such as Lux, Morgana, Lulu, and LeBlanc, and belongs to the second AP of the team. If you choose an assassin jungler in the middle lane, he will switch to a support position, and his name is "Xiao Yuan".

"Shang" belongs to the assassin-type mid-laner and ADC, like robbery, Tyrone, Vane, Lucian, these heroes need hand speed to operate, mainly can show, he is Zhang Hao's younger brother "Zhang Hao". The last "day" belongs to the auxiliary jungler position, mainly because Li Hai also likes the two positions of ADC and jungler, so he often changes.

Li Hai is the first to choose the hero "Source of the Plague - Tucci" on the 1st floor, Tucci is a hero who can go to the upper, middle and lower fields, in fact, there are many ways to play, mainly because he is afraid of targeting. But as the first appearance and the best option, when Li Hai settled on Tucci.

As a member of the Alliance's stealth stream, Tucci is disgusting compared to Evelyn, Sacco, Akali, Teemo, etc. The heroes who can stealth in the stream, except for Sacco, are the most disgusting in Tuqi, the full-level Q has a long stealth time, and can also walk through the crowd, and there is a 70% attack speed bonus after being lifted, and with the ultimate, it is simply a head reaper.

On the opposite 1st floor, Karma was chosen.,Karma as an AP or support.,The damage is not bad.,Her W skill is able to show stealth units.。 Then Li Qing was chosen on the second floor, Li Qing has always belonged to the position of the jungler overlord, mainly to show off, and he is more restrained about the e of rats and mice.

Li Qing is a blind man who is blind in both eyes, and stealth is nothing more than this for him, and hitting the "Tianyin Wave" is basically drawing the end symbol.

Li Hai analyzed in the team: "The opposite side is likely to choose Yasuo, Moffitt, and Miss Doom." I'll go to the jungler, ADC will choose Ash, support Tariq, mid laner you choose Kyle, and go to the lane Garvin IV. ”

"Control score: Kalmar R+Q deceleration and W confinement judgment 5 points, Li Qing E deceleration and R knock control score 6 points, Yasuo Q hit and R levitation judgment 7 points, Moffett Q slowdown, E reduction attack speed and R knock judgment 8 points, Miss Doom E deceleration judgment 1 point, opponent control strength 27 points."

"Our control score: 1 point for Tucci W deceleration, Ash Q and W deceleration plus R monomer dizziness and group deceleration, 7 points for basic attack deceleration, 4 points for Tariq w and E skill combinations, 1 point for Kyle Q deceleration, 8 points for Gawain IV E and Q 2 with R, and 21 points for control. In terms of control, we are not as strong as the other party, Gavin is full of meat, Angel protects Gavin, Han Bing pays attention to interrupting Miss Doom's ultimate, Tariq mainly comes out of armor, and the blazing incense burner ultimate. ”

"At the beginning, you resist the damage of wild monsters, my main Q and vice E, go around the second level to catch a wave in the middle lane, Kyle pays attention to the opponent's position and seduction. First show the enemy with weakness, and let the opposite side fight with you, and I will stealth and sneak attack from the rear. Other roads should pay attention to the knife first, there is no need not to kill, mainly to consume development, and there is no recovery occupation on the opposite side. ”

When Li Hai finished talking about the opening tactics, each team member began to adjust their rune talents, Zhang Hao was set according to the tactics in the top single position, and Jiawen IV's pure meat was naturally the power of time.

Xiao Yuan assists Tariq, mainly healing-oriented, considering that the team is relatively brittle. After entering the entanglement of the windtalker's blessing and the stubborn stone contract, I still chose the blessing of the windtalker, except for Karma, who is an AP bonus, all of which belong to AD damage.

The Windtalker's Blessing not only adds to his own milk volume, but also increases his teammates' armor by 22 points at the maximum level, and the Stone's Contract can only absorb the damage of one teammate, which is obviously easier to use as the Windtalker's blessing.