What could be more fun than going black in your spare time? As one of the five good young people in society, he can play humor, pretend to be funny, play jokes, catch up with the royal sister, and control Lori in various ways. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 Info can there be more fun than taking a girl to black?

As a team of black rose professional pit people, under the banner of "as long as you feel into the team, we dare to pit", mock all the way and kill all the way, and it will be a matter of minutes.

By the way, there is a captain in this team that specializes in pit people, his name is Li Hai, Li is a powerful force, the sea is the sea of the ocean, and the moment he returned to the dormitory and turned on the computer. The Black Rose is about to enter another bloody storm, who has recently started to have a cloning mode again.

If you don't know the cloning mode, you can try it, when the other party has five mice, stone man, Galen, gravedigger, radiance, Teemo and other heroes, you will find that the world is so dark, and the city people are really deep.

What the? Do you think the glorious garbage is completely abused? When you meet Radiant Qer, you will feel that life is full of darkness. After all, 5 rays of destructive death light that flew out of the darkness were half-crippled if they were not dead.

Tick tick!

Li Hai received a message from his friend almost at the same time as he went online, only to see that on the shaky discussion group window, it was written "Black Rose Professional Pit Man Squad".

"Boss, boss, now everyone has opened a house, waiting for you to come in together."

Li Hai quickly replied in the discussion group.

"The small door is waiting, big brother, I'm coming."

I just opened the login screen, but I saw a new email from the penguin prompt on the side, with the title "Dear Summoner, the War College invites you...".

"Damn, who is so tasteless, pretending to be your sister's war college, who doesn't know that it's a game under the fist." Li Hai complained, and then ignored the email.

Skillfully enter the password,And then entered the room of the big army,When five obscene names appear in a room match is about to begin,As for these five names,They are "hit", "de", "you", "on", "heaven", of course, there is a saying that good names are taken by dogs, and the names of these five gods are punctuated.

In the game's group chat group, I saw the little brother named "you" asking: "Boss, boss, today we use that hero to abuse people?" ”

Li Hai's game ID is "hit", because the first word is so violent, so it naturally has to be his own exclusive ID.

"Today, I played gravedigging, and I went offline when I got the first win, and I didn't have a lot of time, but this hero is better in the abuse spring, look at the point, don't die in minutes. We're also ready to abuse people, remember to taunt when we go out, and then abuse them, fight until the game crashes, the main thing is to have fun and don't care about winning or losing. ”

Heroes ban a few at will.,We're playing a crowd tactic.,Each voice is ready.,Five teleportations are also ready,。

“1。”

Ten minutes later...

What happens when five Yorick meets five Sana?

"Shang" typed and said: "Big brother, there may be five girls on the other side, should we be sarcastic, should we be gentle with the sisters." ”

"Tian" also echoed and said: "Yes, it's not good for the eldest brother to abuse the sister." ”

...

And the five piano girls on the opposite side were also discussing fiercely, and one of them called "Little Demon" said: "Isn't that the one on the other side the five most hated pests in this area?" Will we be abused by the spring, it is said that last time there was a team, playing brilliance, in the spring was killed by two by one I don't know how many times, and finally quit the game. ”

But I saw a five-kill rock keyboard player skin, the id is called "let the big chest come" and said: "It's okay, there is a brother, see me give them a taunt first." ”

Everyone can see that on the voice channel, such a sentence appeared. "Hi, grandson."

In the Sana team, another ID named "Momo Xiaoxia" just said in the team: "ignorance" and went to his own line.

...

"Boss, boss, they taunted first, what do we do?" The only student in the Black Rose Professional Pit Man Team who didn't speak, and the ID name was "De", asked cutely.

As for the others, they all posted the same sentence on the public screen.

"Look at our ID."

At the beginning of the game, the opposite side was 212 to open the road, and the small pits used the strategy of 112 plus jungler, and the "de" jungler helped to get on the road. After he got the blue on the opposite side himself, he consumed a wave in the middle lane, and when we were on the second level of the laner, he got a blue buff, and he had to resist pressure 1v2 on the road.

Three minutes later, the middle lane first had a single kill, and in the case of Yorick's three ghouls plus the early consumption, the opposite side still sent one first. Yorick is a jack-of-all-trades hero, even if he doesn't consume, W can also be used as a good consumable skill, making it difficult for the opponent to make up for the knife, even if he encounters a strong consumable character like Sun Wukong and Pan Sen, he can use E to constantly counter-consume, which can be worthy of the other party.

But be careful, once you meet the knife girl, you should pay attention to whether there are remnant blood soldiers around you, otherwise it will be very painful to be beaten, especially in the case of level 6 ignition and explosion. Of course, the same is true for crocodiles and monkeys, pay attention to mending knives in the early stage and strictly prevent junglers. Otherwise, level 6 will be counterattacked, Yorick's shortcoming lies in the blue, and the equipment of the Tears of the Goddess is basically poor.

The first one can be out of frost armor, magic + armor + cd, and if you have an economy, you can make up a goddess, and the ice heart can come out without being too fast. Looking at the situation of the development on the opposite side, you can consider the Demon Sect and Heiche, and Yorick is not AP's own basic attack or has to go up.

6 minutes later, the bottom lane "Tian" got a double kill, and the jungler went around from the opposite jungle area at this time, and inserted the eye. After coming down and going home to replenish the equipment, he went directly to the upper road, and Li Hai was on the road to resist pressure, and the equipment out was to grind and resist, and the first thing to come out was a catalytic divine stone. When the next road and the jungler bag came, naturally the two on the road were also disabled.

Then, 8 minutes on the road a tower fell, 3 people went to kill the canyon pioneer, went home on the road to make up the magic cloak, red crystal, TP went down the road to resist damage. The second piece is ready to be excited, which is a good equipment for gravedigging, but the blue has to be used sparingly, and it is basically a mending knife under the tower.

After the jungle finished the canyon, he took a look at the grass near the opposite side under the red in the opposite wild area, and Ohno went to the upper single line to make up the knife. Since there were no very strict requirements for the season at that time, Yorick would generally choose the blue crystal three red to go out, so it was really difficult to distinguish the single name.

In 9 minutes, the original position has changed, the jungler is on the road to make up for the knife, and in the afternoon one goes to the middle lane, and the upper single and lower road resist pressure. And after the middle lane with TP, the other lower lane got the double kill ID "day", attacked from the flank of the wild area, and when the opposite side was surrounded, facing the attack of 9 ghouls and heroes, it was a heroic sacrifice, and the three of them took the second tower.

At this time, the middle lane was killed by a single again, and the piano girl in the lower lane reached 6, ready to kill Li Hai. It's a pity that even if they are big, but because of the lack of consumption in the early stage, Li Hai is mainly based on demon anti-blood, and he has not been seconded. I lost a w and E and withdrew, mainly because the opposite Suona was not well developed and began to be completely suppressed, and the two gravediggers only made up for the knife consumption, and they were not given the opportunity to make up the knife at all.

This version of the originally strong Suona is also helpless when it meets the scoundrel Yorick, even if the damage of Q is high, but Yorick's E is also a consumable skill. Coupled with the fact that the salary pretend is basically incomprehensible, this is the tragedy of the five-kill rock keyboard player meeting the bass player.

...

When the opposite side chooses 20 votes, these people are all cheap and only develop, and the id "let the big chest come" is naturally all kinds of ridicule. Then, for about 16 minutes, each person was basically about 3 pieces of equipment, and the level completely suppressed the opposite. Knock down the two towers in the middle lane, and the undead army begins to torture the spring, and by the time Yorick CD40/30 comes, it was already very short.

And in the opposite team, only id "let the big chest come", scolding the most cheerfully. Li Hai naturally doesn't know how to see a troll, spraying people is a technical job, so he naturally wants to spray when he becomes a dog, otherwise he will be useless like a mad dog.

This cd is divided by 5 equals 0, which means that 3 ghouls are summoned in one second, and the attack speed of the opposite spring is 2.5, and the damage per second is 1000 true damage. When the army of the undead rushed into the ranks of the enemy, the ranks of the second minions began.

At this time, Li Hai said on the public screen: "Then please retreat first, we will start abusing the spring, so as not to hurt the innocent." ”

Then the four Sana silently left the spring, and the five graves were dug up and slaughtered, which basically belonged to the scene of resurrection and death. When the undead die, there are new undead, and the opposite level is low, and the resurrection time is fast. As the boss of the team, Li Hai naturally used the means of 5 sprays a second, so that he was sprayed in the face before he could speak.

Li Hai thought about it, and said on the public screen: "You four don't want to surrender, matching with this kind of scum is simply reducing people's self-cultivation." We will first abuse him until he escapes, and then we will push you to the high ground, and we will talk and just want to be happy. ”

On the public screen, the ID "Mo Mo Xiaoxia" suddenly spoke, saying: "He sprayed us and didn't abuse us so casually, we are the audience, the high ground still doesn't want it, I just want to meet light abuse next time." ”

"Reconsideration!"

"Ditto!"

"Agreed!"

Then the "let the big breasts come" said: "You traitors, you are..., actually helping others to pit Lao Tzu, I will take you if you are at a loss, I..." ”