Chapter 9: A Fortune Teller with Superpower Magicians!
The most hated thing in Duan Yun's life is studying, the kind of learning in school. The pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info he can cheat easily, so he has no heart to struggle. Every time I got a good score on the exam, I didn't know anything, I didn't know anything. At the same time, the guilt and self-loathing brought about by cheating also made him lose his good opinion of the whole campus life.
He relied on cheating to get admitted to a prestigious university, but dropped out of school to learn to paint. In the eyes of outsiders, his behavior is simply the same as Bill Gates, Steve Jobs and Larry Ellison. But he himself knows that if he continues to stay in college, he will sooner or later reveal his truth, and he needs to put in a lot of energy to cover up his lies, and his life is very hard.
At this moment, in Ren Ruoruo's coffee bookstore, Duan Yun tried this kind of hardship again, and he had memorized five full copies. Don't look at just one page, with his wisdom to recite to the point that he can frighten the girl in front of him, but it took him sixty hours in the apocalyptic world.
In Ren Ruoruo's eyes, Duan Yun was a magician who came to talk to him. She believed that the funny man must have used some strange means to achieve that precise reciting like a search engine.
"Do you have a microphone in your head, and someone has searched for a book I chose on the computer and read it to you?"
Seeing that Ren Ruoruo doubted himself, Duan Yun was overjoyed. He didn't want to memorize novels anymore, he was so tired that he could finally take this opportunity to divert the topic.
He laughed and denied the speculation, then proposed, "Since you think I'm playing a trick, let's play something else." ”
At this time, Ren Ruoruo had already hooked up his curiosity, and he couldn't wait to get to know Duan Yun, and at the same time, he really wanted him to bring him more surprises.
"Why don't we do this?" Duan Yun said: "You go and get a deck of poker and choose a card." You don't have to show it to anyone, you just know it yourself, put it away. Then let me guess the suit numbers of your chosen poker suit. What do you think? ”
"Okay!"
The big boss Ren recruited a clerk who called him and explained the situation. The male clerk brought the poker and stood by to watch.
Duan Yun closed his eyes, sat in the booth, and guessed more than a dozen times in a row. If he was re-elected, he could guess the playing card certificate if he was specially selected to make it difficult for him.
Big Boss Ren was unwilling, so he simply chose the cards and didn't even look at himself, and held them tightly in his hand, but Duan Yun could still guess it.
Guessing cards is much simpler than endorsement, but before that, you must use 'endorsement' to arouse the interest of Ren Ruoruo, an older literary beautiful girl. This is the trick of the doomsday Ren Ruo, and it really works.
"It's amazing, how the hell did you do it!"
Duan Yun said mysteriously: "I'm actually a superpower, and I do it with superpowers. ”
The male clerk on the side snorted disdainfully when he heard this.
"Boss, I think there's something wrong with this person. You were kidnapped this morning, and you came here in the afternoon, so you can't be an accomplice to the kidnapper. What other superpowers, I'm sorry, you're a pediatrician, and you're a magician. ”
Duan Yun frowned, a little angry.
"I said, how do you speak, you don't need to slander people like this. Is it true to say that someone else is a kidnapper without having to take evidence? ”
Ren Ruoruo had read some books about magic and knew that no magician could handle that kind of situation just now. If it's not a superpower, it can only be black technology.
She apologized for the clerk's rudeness, and then asked Duan Yun's name.
"My name is Duan Yun, and I work in the building where you were kidnapped today. I've seen you, and I wrote it down because you're beautiful. You've probably seen me, too, but you don't remember me as ordinary. ”
The male clerk didn't seem to be able to read the boss's thoughts, and when he heard that Duan Yun was a clerk in that building, he immediately said excitedly: "Haha, let's talk about revealing stuffing!" Our boss was kidnapped, and the police guessed that it was done by an insider who knew the terrain. You really have something to do with the kidnappers, and your words are proof! ”
Duan Yun looked at Ren Ruoruo helplessly, and his expression seemed to say, 'Where did you invite this kind of mentally handicapped clerk from'. As a savior, his energy is generally quite large. But today is an exception, and the endorsement is very angry.
"So be it." Facing the groundless accusation, Duan Yun said to the male clerk: "Since you don't believe that I have superpowers, then let me tell you your fate!" ”
He said this, and quietly removed the iron ring from his finger. Ren Ruoruo swept his small action, and thought that he was imitating Chow Yun-fat's version of the God of Gamblers.
"Your name is Li Weiqiang, you are 27 years old this year, and you came here to work three months ago. I have a girlfriend named Zhang Juan, who is one year younger than you and sells clothes in a shopping mall. You are not particularly dedicated to this relationship, and often borrow a friend's car to load a rich person on the Internet and make an appointment with netizens. But your girlfriend didn't let it go, she made you green three times in the last week alone......"
“…… The last time you opened a room was at the Home Inn Hotel on Wenhua Road. The specific time was last weekend, at 1:35 p.m. You also took advantage of the girl's shower, hid your mobile phone and secretly recorded the video. But your girlfriend has also been recorded and posted online. ”
"The video you recorded is still in your phone, which can be used as evidence. As for the video of your girlfriend Zhang Juan...... I can tell you the online address of the web page, you can see it for yourself. ”
Ren Ruoruo watched all this with the mentality of watching a play, and the clerk Li Weiqiang was sweating profusely and his knees were weak.
Seeing that he didn't speak, Duan Yun directly took the mobile phone from his pocket, unlocked it without hindrance, and flipped out the video. Then he landed on the webpage with his girlfriend's video and helped him click on the collection.
Li Weiqiang watched his girlfriend's video, but he didn't care about anything else, and immediately asked for leave to go home to do housework.
Ren Ruoruo looked at the clerk who was dehydrated with cold sweat, and asked with a smile: "Are you acting with him to deceive me?" His acting skills are so realistic, it's a bit condescending to work for me. ”
"Isn't it, miss, you still don't believe it?" Duan Yun decided to come up with a final move. "Then don't blame me for being rude."
"What are you going to do? I haven't made an appointment with anyone, so I'm not afraid of you! ”
"I know you haven't dated and seriously rejected pre-nuptial behavior. That's why my ultimate move is this! ”
As he spoke, he pulled a pen and notepad out of his pocket. As a fountain pen enthusiast, he carries with him a 'White Gold Maki-e Sakura Blowing Snow', an 18k gold second-hand. It's a pretty popular one for girls in appearance.。
He used 'Sakura Blowing Snow' to draw a ring in his notebook, much like a devouring snake, a small birthmark on someone's buttocks. As a painter, this kind of trivial matter is easy to grasp.
Looking at this painting, Ren Ruoruo's face turned red. Naturally, she knew what it was.
"You, you, you, rascal!"
Duan Yun didn't expect that this eldest lady's reaction would be so girly, it was like the lines that only those innocent girl characters who had never been romantic in their lives would say by innocent girl characters made up by their brains.
"Oh, I'm a hooligan, isn't that also what you forced Miss Ren. Now do you believe me? ”
"Don't believe it!" Ren Ruoruo felt a feeling of rebellion in her heart, "You are too eccentric, people can't believe it!" ”
Duan Yun made an embarrassed expression, and said to her heart-out, "You can't believe it." I'm not here to talk to you idlely. Believe it or not, my superpowers tell me that you're about to be in big trouble, and that you have villains around you. You have to trust me so I can help you get the villain out. ”
"What you said, you can set up a stall in the park to tell fortunes!"
"yes, it's kind of like that." Duan Yun said with a smile: "Miss Ren, you have a hexagram today, let me help you calculate the marriage." "At the end, he also added a sentence of 'no money'.
Ren Ruoruo glanced at the sky outside, it was not early. The two of them have been tossing for almost two hours even with endorsements and guessing cards.
"It's time for dinner, let's find a place to eat and talk."
"Yes." Duan Yun smiled, and then took out the money from his pocket.
"You don't need to ask, AA will do it. I'm a person who doesn't like men spending money on me. ”
"I know your stinking problem, that's why you've been deceived." Duan Yun said this, took out his pocket, and took out more than 100 points in total. "I'm digging into my pocket to prove that I have so little money in my pocket, and that I have nine days left on payday. Unless you go to a food stall or dumpling restaurant to eat, you can play AA with me. If you want to eat well, you have to please! After speaking, he put on a bright smile and nodded the question, "I don't mind if a woman spends money on me." ”