Chapter 8 Help a man soak himself
As a young man in his twenties, Duan Yun was sure that the setbacks he had suffered were far greater than those of all his peers. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
As a person who can be reloaded infinitely, he tried to save the world countless times and failed countless times in his ignorant era. I have also regained my strengths countless times, and then I was crushed in a different position.
At that time, he thought he would spend his entire life in this kind of SL (Archive Read) hell. Until one day, he figured it out, he lost his motivation, lost his dreams and fighting spirit, and became a walking corpse-like painter, with an empty plug-in but too lazy to use it, life lost its attractiveness to him, and lived a life of eating and waiting for death.
Today, a new twist has emerged.
Duan Yun touched Ren Ruoruo's ass enough, testing this sudden strength. Regrettably, that increase in strength was only available when his skin came into direct contact with the annular birthmark. Even if it's a veil, it's useless.
After understanding this, he told Ren Ruoruo about his affairs without reservation. Including the characteristics of their own abilities, including countless battles with the King of Horrors, including wanting to earn a million bounties.
He was not ashamed, and said it without reservation, anyway, this girl would not remember anything after going back in time.
Duan Yun needed her help, "You're the first person I found who could influence my power. I was already disheartened, but it was you who let me know that this world is actually saved, and the King of Terror may be completely destroyed. Please help me! ”
Ren Ruoruo was a little skeptical about this, instinctively distrustful. Seeing that she was hesitant, Duan Yun simply hugged her waist and flew into the sky, breaking through the black clouds.
Above the black clouds, there was a huge head with an inhuman appearance, fangs, beards, blue eyes, and high forehead, which looked very terrifying. This is the culprit that destroys the world.
The head protrudes from a distorted mass of space, and the neck and shoulders are partially within that space. Duan Yun had tried to break into that space to see the full picture of this terrifying king, but he was unsuccessful.
Holding Ren Ruoruo, he started a battle with this old enemy. The Terror King gladly responded, and more than a dozen giant arms emerged from the warped space, controlling the fusion of hydrogen atoms that could be found everywhere in the air to produce heat.
Hydrogen fusion, which is the main source of power for the sun.
All atomic nuclei can be fissioned, but human technology can only control a few of them for the time being, while Duan Yun and the Terror King do not have this limitation. The two of them knew very well that this power was the strongest they could wield.
Ren Ruoruo would naturally not suffer any harm under the protection of Duan Yun's arm. Even the light and sound were deliberately adjusted to a harmless level before they entered her eyes and ears.
In this way, the battle in the sky slowly escalated, and the expanded explosion spread to the ground, destroying part of the earth, and the ocean evaporated, leaving only bare stones on the surface......
However, both sides were unscathed.
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Duan Yun took the initiative to provoke a war, in addition to showing Ren Ruoruo in his arms the most important irreconcilable contradiction in this world, he also wanted to test how far his strength had improved.
He kept his hand in the girl's pants throughout the battle, although it looked very obscene, but it was a helpless move.
After tossing for a long time, Ren Ruoruo was too frightened and a little uncomfortable. Duan Yun decisively ended the battle and teleported to an uninhabited room on the far side of the earth that had not yet been affected by the flames of war, and placed her in place.
"You understand now, right? I need to overcome that thing, and your help is a must! ”
"Okay, I see." Ren Ruoruo collapsed on the sofa and waved her hands weakly, "The way you persuade others is really thrilling, I don't want to do it again." ”
Duan Yun hoped that after reversing time, he could become friends with her, preferably the kind of friend who could touch his ass at will. In order to achieve this goal, he hopes that Ren Ruoruo in front of him can teach him how to please her.
"A friend who touches your ass casually?" Ren Ruoruo was amused by this statement, "That is, you plan to be my boyfriend?" To tell you the truth, even Qiao Liang has never seen my ass. I'm very resistant to that pre-marital behavior. ”
"What then?" Duan Yun was heartbroken, "I and the world really need your help." ”
"Otherwise, you try to start with my interests and become ordinary friends first."
"Uh, what do you like to do on a regular basis?"
"Read." Ren Ruoruo said a fairly common interest.
Helping outsiders soak themselves is a very magical experience for Ren Ruoruo. Soon she devoted herself to this cause with great interest, analyzing how to make a guy like Duan Yun trick herself into bed.
The two of them got together and planned for a long time, and finally came up with a relatively solid plan, at least better than the kind of thing that comes up and says, 'I know you have a birthmark on your butt.'
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Duan Yun stayed in this apocalyptic world for seventeen hours and made the most significant discovery of his life. With joy, he returned to the normal world.
At this time, he was standing at the door of the company and watching the policeman leave, while Lin Yuyu beckoned everyone to hurry up and work.
A month later, there was a carnival of indie game makers, who were barely an indie production team, and there was a booth in it, and they were busy getting some promotional stuff out at the moment.
Work until 4 p.m. and leave work on time. Duan Yun once again took off the iron ring and found Ren Ruoruo's location through teleportation.
As Ren Ruoruo said in the last days, she was reading books in a coffee bookstore she opened at about four o'clock in the afternoon. Despite the horrific abduction that had just been experienced in the morning, the itinerary remained unchanged.
Going back in time and returning to the normal world, Duan Yun took out his little cash and took a taxi to the coffee bookstore, and came to Ren Ruoruo's side with a smile.
"Watching Stoner?" He pretended to be interested in the book in Ren Ruoruo's hand, and came to talk, "A good book for 'Fifty Years in the Dust', but it's a pity that the author of the book couldn't wait for the day when this work was accepted and loved by the world." ”
If Ren Ruoruo heard 'Fifty Years in the Dust', he knew that the person in front of him was not an ordinary frivolous man who came to talk to him, at least he had read this "Stoner".
"This book has been very famous lately." She said, "Do you like it too?" ”
"I can recite the whole text." Duan Yun smiled and bragged.
"Recitation? It's 300 pages! I don't believe it. ”
Duan Yun spread his hands, "I don't believe you can test me." Not only this one, but all the books in your store, as long as they are good books, I can memorize them. Those successology, conspiracy theories, health care and other stuff forget it, it's disgusting to watch. ”
Ren Ruoruo decided that the person in front of her was bragging at this time, and she didn't recommend wasting a minute guessing him.
"Alright then, just Stoner's book, one hundred and fifty-one pages, you can memorize it."
Duan Yun didn't say a word, took off the iron ring, snatched the book in Ren Ruoruo's hand, found a quiet place on the back of the earth, and began to recite slowly. For him, he could actually recite the entire library's books, but it was tiring......
Doomsday Ren Ruoruo said that she likes the kind of things that seem unusual the most, and simply put, she likes surprises. A man who seems to have a built-in slime search engine is naturally enough to make her interested.
In this way, Duan Yun fluently memorized the content of Stoner's one hundred and fifty-one pages, and successfully attracted the attention of Ren Ruoruo, the domineering female president.
"I don't believe it, you must have played some tricks!" 'Your Excellency President' was a little difficult to accept for a while.
Duan Yun spread his hands and pointed to the large pile of detective novels on the bookshelf next door, "You can continue to try." ”
"You can memorize something like a detective novel that you can lose after reading it once?"
"Are you going to try it or not?" He urged: "If you can memorize, you can memorize, but I can't perform this trick for you in vain." If I do memorize all the books you have specified, you will have to promise me one thing. ”
"Okay, no problem! You can't do it anyway! ”
Ren Ruoruo became interested, grabbed a copy of Shoji Shimada's tome "Tears Don't Stop", and found a page at random.
Duan Yun was smiling on the surface, but he was depressed in his heart.
Endorsement, the most hated project when I was a student. It's good now, in order to pick up girls, I don't know how much literary literacy I have to add......