The 115th monk teaches pickled girls
Didi originally wanted to show that he was already famous, and let those girls who were delusional about him die. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info didn't expect to attract so many single dog apprentices, and for a while, he actually surrounded himself around.
It's not that Didi doesn't want to be a girl, but he is a principled person, and she doesn't soak if she is not a beauty. And Didi likes to take the initiative, and he is too enthusiastic to do it himself. Ay! may be too coquettish when he flirts with his sister, and he actually attracted so many young people.
"Students, picking up girls is talented, not everyone can do it. If you really like a girl, don't be like me, or you'll be doomed......"
Yang Yi shouted loudly at the top of his throat, it seems that he won't be able to leave without releasing some dry goods today.
"Why? We also want to be like you, flirting with three girls at a time......"
"That's it, we also want to be a love saint......"
"We want to be a love saint, we want to be a love saint......"
“……”
Immediately, everyone gathered around Didi and cheered, and the unwitting people thought that they had gathered to beat people, or protest and march, because this scene was too similar.
"Classmates, be quiet, listen to me." Soon in front of this love saint recognized by everyone, everyone immediately quieted down. These single dogs don't want to learn something from him so that they can get rid of the fate of single dogs as soon as possible.
"Classmate, I have no objection to you becoming a love saint, but here I want to ask you three questions. First, are you the second generation of rich? Second, do you have the talent to pick up girls? The third and absolute factor is that you are confident in your appearance? ”
Hearing the three questions asked by Didi, everyone immediately calmed down a lot, buzzing and bowing their heads to discuss their shortcomings.
Looking at the time of everyone's discussion, Di Di immediately bent down to give the two fat and thin apprentices a look, and was about to sneak away after them. But before he could take three steps, someone yelled.
"Love is not right, even if we are not the rich second generation and do not have the talent to pick up girls, but I have the decisive factors you said, and I feel a little higher than you!"
A male classmate who thinks he is a handsome guy stops in front of Didi and sabotages his escape plan. The gas in Didi's heart can be used as natural gas as soon as he lights the fire, and he sees that he is about to run away but is ...... by him And he also said that his appearance is higher than his own!
"Classmate, you think you're more handsome than me!" Didi's eyes widened, staring at the handsome man viciously, the corners of his mouth twitching slightly to reveal a sneer.
Seeing Didi's face, this handsome guy couldn't help but be so frightened that he immediately took a few steps back. But he seemed to be very confident in his appearance, and shouted loudly, "Everyone come and see, am I so handsome than our love saint?" ”
This handsome guy is indeed not bad-looking, with a small and fresh face, and with jet-black hair, he is indeed much more handsome than Didi. Who told Didi to stare at a big bald head, and he was not kempt, making himself look like a wandering monk.
But Didi thinks it's a fashion, and there's a term for what's it, yes, it's decadent! So Didi is still very confident in his appearance.
"Good! Since you have so much confidence, let's let everyone evaluate which of us is handsome. Don't give me extra points just because I'm a love saint, we want fairness! Yes, that's fair! After speaking, Didi touched his bald head and showed a confident smile.
But the audience's eyes are still bright, I thought I was teaching them the skills of picking girls, and I thought they would cooperate with me to talk nonsense, who knows......
"That's right...... I also feel that this handsome guy is more handsome than us. ”
"I'm sorry, I don't think you're as handsome as this handsome guy!"
“……”
Not only boys, but even girls think that Didi is not as handsome as this handsome guy. In an instant, Didi's little heart was damaged by 10,000 points.
"I'll just say it, you still don't believe it!"
After winning the absolute victory, this handsome guy showed off in front of Didi with a triumphant look. But who knew that Didi's next move surprised everyone.
"Bang ......"
A punch slammed into the handsome guy's glasses.
"You...... What are you doing? ”
The handsome guy didn't react for a while, and he didn't understand why Didi was beating himself.
"Bang ......"
Another punch hit the other glass, and in an instant the handsome guy turned into panda eyes.
"Ah......h
The handsome guy suddenly jumped like thunder, punching himself can be said to be a mistake, but what does it mean to punch himself in the second phase, isn't this looking for trouble? Lao Tzu is not afraid to find trouble, because Lao Tzu is the second generation of rich and the second generation of officials!
The handsome guy raised his fist and was about to hit Di Di's eyes, the bastard actually dared to hit Lao Tzu's eyes, Lao Tzu ruined your appearance today. I don't care if you are a lover saint or not, if you bully Lao Tzu, you will die today.
With a "snap", the fist hit Didi's hand solidly, and the handsome guy naturally couldn't beat Didi, so he had to practice for 10,000 years with his skills.
"Don't be angry, I'm answering your question." Didi shook the handsome man's fist and smiled.
Immediately, everyone was blindfolded, and they didn't know what kind of medicine was sold in Didi's gourd. The beating person actually said that he was helping everyone answer questions, is there such an answer? I haven't heard of it anyway.
After listening to Didi's words, the handsome guy didn't know what to do for a while, but it was obviously not good to rashly do it with him in front of so many people.
"Qingsheng, you said that you were answering the question, then I have to see how you explain, if your explanation does not satisfy me, I have to take these two punches back today!" The handsome guy angrily shook off the hand that was grabbed by Didi and stared at Didi angrily.
"No problem, if my answer today is not satisfactory to you, let alone two punches, even twenty punches, I will let you fight enough!" Didi is arrogant and obviously dismisses the threat of handsome guys.
"Okay, I don't care if you're a lover saint or not!"
Di Di ignored the handsome guy, but held up the handsome guy's head, turned his face to everyone, and said, "Now you will see who is handsome, me or this handsome guy?" ”
"Of course you're handsome now, and everyone has been beaten into panda eyes by you......"
"That's it...... Now you must be handsome. ”
"I see, are you going to make us ......"
Suddenly, a classmate's eyes rolled and seemed to think of something, but before he finished speaking, Didi took the lead. Of course, how can such an important link let you take the lead, so am I still the protagonist?
What is in the limelight is of course that I am the protagonist, and you supporting characters just watch there.
"That's right! That's what I'm going to do for you! This is also the most critical point of whether the pickle girl can succeed, I'm sorry I forgot to tell you just now. ”
"What? Say it quickly? Some students who hadn't figured it out hurriedly asked.