"Ahem!" Before he could speak, Di Di cleared his throat first, looking full of anger. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

"You saw this handsome guy just now, right? It's really handsome than me, but what's the use of being handsome, isn't it still in my hands and instantly turned into panda eyes. Belch...... Don't be angry, this classmate, I'm also thinking about everyone's sexual well-being. ”

"No, no, no......" the handsome guy shook his head awkwardly.

"So what I want to say is that while we pursue girls, we must first beat our competitors and put ourselves in an absolute advantage. If a handsome guy stood with a panda eye, who would you choose? Everyone will definitely choose a handsome guy! ”

Di Di said it, but pointed at himself with his finger, as if he was saying that he was the handsome guy, which couldn't help but cause everyone to be disdainful. But a few female classmates who didn't leave did have gold stars in their eyes and looked salivating.

"Teacher, you said that you want to stand on the absolute advantage, see how we compare with those rich second generations, most of us were born in ordinary people's families, and there is no father like Li Gang."

Didi frowned slightly, but quickly returned to his original state. You still call me a teacher, so why don't you pay some tuition, and you won't notify me when you open the room? Ay! But whoever made me a monk, I have a compassionate heart, so let's make an exception today.

Instead of immediately answering the classmate's question, Didi pointed to his head.

"The word rich second generation is actually a halo in the eyes of everyone, we can't everyone get him, but we can create him." At this time, Didi seemed to be the professor standing on the podium, imparting extremely useful knowledge to everyone.

Hey! If I open a pickle girl class, there should be a lot of single dogs signing up!

"Teacher, say it quickly, I remember it all!"

Didi was a little dumbfounded, and actually saw that many people took out their notebooks to take notes, and they didn't seem to be so serious in class. But yes, none of this knowledge can be learned in class, and it should be memorized.

"Uh...... In fact, most girls just want a romantic encounter, and every girl expects her other half to be a prince charming. Although we are born ordinary, we can create extraordinary lives. Find a few like-minded friends and have a scene of a frog becoming a prince, I believe many girls will be convinced. ”

"Of course, if there is no girl who has been convinced, we should not be discouraged, give full play to our strengths, and the dead pig is not afraid of boiling water, and we have to go on the scalp, I believe that the bones of the men will also be gnawed by us!"

Di Di stood there talking nonsense, but he saw that the young man below listened to it with relish, and recorded every word Di Di said.

Ay! Didi let out a long sigh and could only silently wish them success in his heart, because all of the above was made up by Didihu. He is a little monk who has just come down the mountain, how can he soak in a girl. If you want to talk about your successful experience, you can only express it in one sentence.

"Men are not bad, women are not loved."

"Uh...... Let's call it a day! Didi found that he really couldn't make it up, and if he continued to talk nonsense, he would be ruined if he revealed his title of love saint.

"What are you doing in front of the school?"

Just as Didi was trying to figure out how to get rid of this group of students, he saw his homeroom teacher, Xiao Duxue, walking towards him. Didi secretly said no, he didn't want to mess with this.

"Teacher, we're talking about learning, you see they all take notes!"

Of course, Didi can't say that he is teaching them to pick up girls, so he just talks nonsense.

But this frightened everyone, learning the experience of picking up girls, but it was said that he was studying, if he was seen the notes, it would be returned, and in less than a moment everyone would scatter, and Didi was also relieved.

Of course, Xiao Duxue won't believe Didi's nonsense, but seeing everyone holding notebooks again, are they really studying? But when Xiao Duxue looked at the notebook to find someone, everyone was gone, and only Di Di was left looking at her with a smile.

"Didi, I warn you, don't make trouble, or I'll be rude to you!" Xiao Duxue glared at Didi fiercely, and now she was disgusted when she saw herself, if it weren't for him being her own student, Xiao Duxue wouldn't bother to care about him.

"Teacher, don't worry, goodbye, teacher." Although Xiao Duxue is good-looking, she has to have her life to see it. After saying that, Didisa ran away, but from time to time he looked back at Xiao Duxue's beautiful posture.

"Master, what do you want, I see that your saliva is left."

Out of the campus, my mind was full of Xiao Duxue's beautiful face, as well as the three girls' wonderful fragrant lips, and I didn't know that my saliva was flowing out unconsciously.

Di Di took a deep breath, quickly sucked the saliva back, and looked at Tao Renyan, Wu Renyao and the handsome guy just now, who looked upright, where was the obscene expression just now.

"Why don't you come home from school and stay here?"

"Master, this handsome guy said that we should go to the nightclub, it is a good place, there are groups of beautiful girls and beautiful women, and you can touch them casually!" Tao Renyan is full of the ground.

"Phew! As a teacher, I'm a monk, would I go to that kind of glamorous place? Didi immediately scolded loudly, and his decent style was admirable.

"Master, don't pretend, there are no outsiders here!" Wu Renyao stepped forward to hook Di Di's neck, with a hippie smile, obviously not believing Di Di.

"What are you pretending to be, am I that kind of person as a teacher? Don't tell anyone that you are my apprentice when you go out in the future, hey! Why did I take you two bastard boys. ”

Di Di looked like he hated iron but not steel, and it was really embarrassing to watch, and he wanted to commit suicide by touching his neck immediately.

"Master, we know it's wrong, we don't go, don't be angry!" The fat and thin apprentices hugged Didi's arm one by one, and begged Didi's forgiveness with grievances on their faces.

"Hey! It's good to know your mistakes, it's good to know your mistakes. Belch...... Can you really touch it casually? Di Di's face suddenly changed, and his face was full of squints, which couldn't help but make the apprentices scold in their hearts.

"Phew! How did I recognize such a shameless person as a master, it's really blind! ”

"Don't worry, master, I've heard that those drunk beauties are the most open, and you just have no problem taking them home." Wu Renyao squinted his small eyes, and one hand slowly slid through the air, as if his eyes had touched it.

"Is that kind of person a teacher? Think of dirty things. Di Di glared at Wu Renyao fiercely, only to see him come to the handsome guy and said in a dignified manner: "Originally, I didn't want to go to that kind of place, but I saw that you have repeatedly invited me to break once, but I won't be an example!" ”

After listening to Di Di's words, Lu Haiming couldn't wait to give him two panda eyes, he had seen a shameless one, and he didn't want a face if he hadn't seen it yet. When have I ever invited him kindly, and I don't want to make an example, I bah!

"Okay, let's not take it as an example!" Lu Haiming smiled awkwardly.

"By the way, you invited it, right?"

Lu Haiming didn't speak, just nodded.

"That's good, that's good, don't bother later, just call a few young ladies, the kind that wants to be escorted!"

Di Di and Lu Haiming hooked their shoulders, while the two apprentices behind were completely dumbfounded, it turned out that they still underestimated the master.