Just when Tu Hao was waiting to be beaten, he waited for a long time, and he didn't feel that any part of his body was beaten. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

Confused, Tu Hao opened his eyes and saw that Black Iron was waiting for a pair of big eyes staring at him up and down. The look in his eyes was as novel as a child discovering a new toy.

Tu Hao was full of excitement, and subconsciously the chrysanthemum tightened.

The landlord's aunt's brother, can't he have some bad habits?

After looking at Tu Hao, the Black Iron Tower laughed again.

Listening to the laughter of the Black Iron Tower, Tu Hao became even more nervous.

It's over, if this product is strong, it is estimated that it will be doomed.

So, Tu Hao looked at the Black Iron Tower with some apprehension and said, "Big brother, the younger brother is male and loves women." Not interested in men. ”

"Lao Tzu is not interested in men either." Hei Tieta said, stunned for a moment, and then slapped Tu Hao's body with his big hand, "Grass, you are a deflated calf, do you mean that Lao Tzu is gay?" ”

Hiss!

Tu Hao grinned at the slap and didn't dare to answer. He was afraid that if one was not good, he would be slapped again and panic.

"Hit stupid? Why don't you speak? Seeing that Tu Hao didn't answer, the Black Iron Tower asked with a glare.

"No, no." Tu Hao hurriedly waved his hand, "I'm afraid that if I don't say it well, I will be slapped by you again." ”

"Hey, hey!" The Black Iron Tower hooked Tu Hao's shoulder and said with a smile: "How come? Your eldest brother, I feel sorry for you before it's too late, how can I beat you? ”

Tu Hao was shocked by the sudden change in the Black Iron Tower.

What's going on?

Looking at Tu Hao's surprised eyes, Hei Tieta smiled again, then grabbed his shoulders and walked towards the sofa in the living room, saying as he walked: "Brother-in-law, the eldest brother scared you just now, right?" I will make amends to you. ”

"No, no." Tu Hao's brain still couldn't turn around, but there were some mechanical returns.

The Black Iron Tower pulled Tu Hao down on the sofa and sat down, and then said: "Hehe, brother-in-law, I haven't introduced myself yet, my name is Jiang Shan, I am Jiang Keren's eldest brother, and I will be your eldest brother in the future." ”

"Well, my name is Tu Hao."

"Well, I know your name is Tu Hao, your hometown Tangcheng, your parents are both teachers, and you are a scholar, so you are worthy of our family's court. There is a younger sister who is seriously ill and hospitalized, but she has been treated and is about to be discharged. You used to have a girlfriend and your girlfriend kicked you the other day. ”

Speaking of Tu Hao's ex-girlfriend, a trace of strangeness flashed on Jiang Shan's face, but he returned to normal in an instant, and then continued: "A few days ago, you were forced to resign because you were wrongfully leaked company secrets. I found out that you guy has been unlucky to be home these days. But as the saying goes, the mall is frustrated and proud, and you are accepted by my sister, which is your greatest luck. All bad luck is not worth mentioning. ”

Listening to Jiang Shan's words about himself like a treasure, Tu Hao was very dissatisfied.

"You investigate me?"

"Hehe, this isn't for my sister's future, of course I have to investigate." Jiang Shan replied indifferently at Tu Hao's dissatisfied eyes.

"My aunt and I are really innocent, we really don't have anything." Although Tu Hao is dissatisfied with Jiang Shan's investigation of himself, but he has been investigated, what else can he do? So, instead of dwelling on this, I tried to explain the relationship between myself and the landlord and aunt again.

"Innocence?" Jiang Shan's big eyes glared again, "You have gone to my sister's bed, you have touched it, and you have all been wiped out by you, and you tell me now that you two are innocent?" Don't you say that you just want to take advantage of my sister, if you dare to say, believe it or not, I'll throw you into the sea today to feed the fish? ”

Tu Haoxin said that at that time, he was really just thinking that it would be cheap and not take advantage of the bastard.

But at this moment, Tu Hao looked at Jiang Shan's threatening eyes, and he didn't dare to say this sentence even if he was killed. So, I had to keep silent.

"Hehe, what's the matter, there's nothing to say, right?" Seeing that Tu Hao didn't speak, Jiang Shan grinned, "My sister is simply a heavenly maiden, her appearance is comparable to that of a heavenly immortal, it can be said that 'one look at the country, and then look at the city' is really cheap for you, aren't you still satisfied?" Don't tell me that you still think about your ex-girlfriend, just Ai Qian's body with no breasts and no ass can be compared with my sister with big breasts and pretty buttocks? ”

How does this sound familiar? How do you feel like someone has said something bad to you?

By the way, it was Xing Xing's bastard who said something similar when he was promoting his cousin.

Jiang Shan, who thought that he had been persuaded by himself and did not find Tu Hao's desertion, continued: "By the way, why do you call my sister the landlord and aunt?" Although you are younger than my sister, you should not be called aunt, but sister? Could it be that you have the same quirks as the author of the web novel with the title of 'Aunt Tui'? ”

You're just like that 'Aunt Tui'?

You're the one who has an aunt fetish!

However, Tu Hao only dared to slander in his heart, and did not dare to say it.

"Big Brother ......"

"Call Uncle!" Jiang Shan interrupted Tu Hao with a straight face.

"Great, uncle." Tu Hao shouted a little awkwardly.

"Well, that's pretty much it." Jiang Shan had appreciation in his eyes and said with a smile: "You continue." ”

"That's ......"

After Tu Hao rented the house from Jiang Keren's hands, he cleaned up a little and moved in with Ai Qian. Gradually, Tu Hao and Jiang Keren became acquainted.

At that time, Jiang Keren occasionally went out, and Tu Hao and Ai Qian took care of her daughter lazy together.

And, of course, taking care of a seven-year-old bear child.

The bear child is Jiang Keren's nephew, named Jelly. Although he has a cute name, in Tu Hao's opinion, this bear child is completely incompatible with the word cute.

Because Jelly's family is busy, she stays at Jiang Keren's house and lets her pick up Jelly to and from school. Now the students are on vacation, so the bear child jelly is home.

When Tu Hao saw Jelly for the first time, this bear child heard Tu Hao call Jiang Keren the landlord's sister, and the small universe immediately exploded.

"You guy, why do you call me my aunt and sister? You are taking advantage of Young Master Ben, do you know? ”

Tu Hao asked a little funny: "Why did Uncle take advantage of you?" ”

Hearing Tu Hao ask this, the little guy became even more angry, staring at his dripping eyes, and said to Tu Hao: "Who are you uncle?" ”

Tu Hao touched Jelly's head and said with a smile: "Of course it's you little guy!" ”

"Who's the little one? Brother is seven years old this year, do you know that he is seven years old. Jelly yelled angrily at Tu Hao.

"Okay, you're not small. But you're only seven years old, why do you call yourself brother in front of me? Didn't your adults give you courtesy? Tu Hao looked at the jelly and wanted to tease him, so he asked.

"My dad said that whoever has the most ability is the brother!" The little guy looked at Tu Hao proudly and said.

"So you're very capable?"

"Of course!" The little one replied triumphantly.

"But I'm also very capable, and I also want to be a brother, what should I do?"

"Hmph, are you not convinced?" The little guy crossed his waist, stared, looked at Tu Hao and asked.

Tu Hao pretended to be serious and nodded, "Well, I'm not convinced." ”

"If you don't accept it, let's compare!" The little one said.

"Than what?" Tu Hao asked.

"Guess boxing, three punches and two wins, whoever wins is the brother, and whoever loses is the brother."

"Okay," Tu Hao nodded in agreement.

Naturally, the little guy lost to Tu Hao, who was a bit of a trick and shameless and deliberately slow.

"I won, remember to call me brother in the future!" Tu Hao pretended to look at the little guy proudly and said.

"Humph! I naturally remember. Admit defeat in betting! The little guy pouted and said.

"Then call my brother first." Tu Hao teased the little guy.

Tu Hao thought that the little guy wouldn't scream very simply, but he didn't expect that the little guy would scream without hesitation.

After calling, the little guy continued: "In the future, remember to see my aunt and call her aunt." ”

"Huh?" Tu Hao looked at the jelly suspiciously and asked, "Why?" ”

"Because I call you brother, are we equals?" Jelly looked at Tu Hao and asked rhetorically.

Tu Hao nodded.

"Since we are equals, I call my aunt aunt, don't you want to call aunt?"

"Then why don't you call Aunt like you, but Auntie?"

"Because you're an outsider! I remember once asking my grandmother why Lolita called her aunt aunt Auntie instead of Auntie like me. Grandma told me that the water spilled by the married girl, Loli Guoguo is a child of the aunt's family, and she is an outsider, so she is called aunt, and I am my own family, and I want to pay it to my aunt. ”

Tu Hao had the urge to yell at people.

Is this a little kid or a little monster? So big, you know so much.

Compared with when I was a child, I guess I will definitely be played by this little guy.

Looking at Jiang Keren, who had been on the sidelines, watching him teasing the little guy with interest, Tu Hao asked, "How do I feel, I seem to have been tricked by a little child?" ”

After Tu Hao explained the ins and outs of the future, he looked at Jiang Shan and said, "That's the reason, so I keep calling your sister and aunt the landlord." I really don't know whose bear child it is......"

Speaking of this, Tu Hao found that something seemed wrong, the bear child jelly was called Aunt Jiang Keren, so that means that he was ......

Tu Hao took a closer look at Jiang Shan's appearance, and then continued: "It won't be your family, right?" ”

"Why do you have an opinion?" Jiang Shan asked with a cold face.

Tu Hao hurriedly shook his head, "No, no." ”

"Okay, for your inspection is over, congratulations, you have passed. From now on, you will be my Jiang Shan's brother-in-law. If there's anything going on, just look for me. ”

Jiang Shan said and took out his mobile phone and dialed Tu Hao's number. When Tu Hao's mobile phone rang, Jiang Shan continued: "This is my phone, if you have something, call me." But I warn you, with my sister, you can't mess with flowers in the future. ”

After speaking, without waiting for Tu Hao to explain or refute, he turned around and walked away with a big stride.

Out of the community, standing at the door of the community, Jiang Shan looked up to the sky and laughed, "My little witch finally has someone to ask for it, it's great, it's really good." Tu Hao, Tu Hao, you are such a good person, brother can finally not be tortured by the little witch in the future. ”