When Tu Hao returned home, he found that the door had been opened. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info He thought it was the landlord's aunt who had returned, so he walked in with a big grin.

"Coming back?"

A rough voice came from the living room, very unfamiliar. Tu Hao couldn't help but be vigilant. When I looked at the sound, I found a man wearing a white hurdle vest and a pair of camouflage pants, sitting on the sofa with his upper body on.

Soldier.

This was the first feeling this person gave Tu Hao, and then his slightly nervous heart relaxed, he thought he was a thief.

However, Tu Hao still didn't let down his guard, no matter what the identity of this person was, if he didn't tell him, even if he didn't have bad intentions towards himself, he definitely didn't have any good intentions.

So Tu Hao asked in a somewhat cold and questioning tone, "Who are you?" ”

"You slept with my sister, who do you say I am?" The man glared and said with a cold face.

Slept with his sister?

Ai Qian? No, she kicked herself. Could it be the trouble you got into when you hunted in a bar?

I couldn't figure it out, so Tu Hao simply pretended to be confused: "I don't understand what you say!" ”

Bang!

The man slapped it heavily on the coffee table, and then his face became even colder, and he said angrily: "Do you still want to lift your pants and not recognize people?" Lao Tzu tells you, the women of my Jiang family don't just sleep, let alone sleep in vain! ”

The Jiang family?

Don't remember sleeping with a woman surnamed Jiang? But it seems that when he was hunting, he didn't ask the names of those women.

"Why don't you speak, do you really want to sleep with my sister in vain, without explaining at all?"

What does it mean to sleep in vain? I have never forcibly had sex with women against their will. Thinking of this, Tu Hao said stiffly: "You love me, how can I be considered to sleep in vain?" ”

"Shit, you love me, even if you and my sister are in love, you can't sleep without my mother's consent."

"I'm asleep, what do you want to do!"

"it!" The man was furious, "How long has it been since anyone dared to talk to Lao Tzu like this?" If I don't teach you a lesson today, you still think that I grew up as a vegetarian. ”

Seeing the man walking towards him, Tu Hao compared the body types of the two, obviously not on the same level. Obviously, the enemy is strong and I am weak, coupled with the identity of the opponent's soldiers, this becomes that the enemy is stronger and I am weaker.

In an instant, Tu Hao made a decision.

Wu can't do it, so he can only outwit it.

"Wait."

Hearing Tu Hao's shout, the man stopped, stared at a pair of eyes that were a match with Xing Xing, and asked, "If you have a fart, let it go!" Lao Tzu's fist is already hungry and thirsty. ”

"If you enter my house without complaining, it is a trespass, and if you beat me, it will be a crime of one degree. It can be seen that you are a soldier, aren't you afraid that I will sue you and let you be dealt with by military law? Tu Hao pretended to have a fearless expression and said as he looked at the tower-like man.

In fact, Tu Hao's heart was a little scared at this moment, if he really fought, it was estimated that he would only be beaten, and he would not have the life to fight back.

"Yoh? If you dare to threaten me, the crime will be added to the crime! As the man spoke, his hands crackled.

Well? Looking at the man's demeanor and movements at this time, a figure suddenly flashed in Tu Hao's mind.

Aunt landlord.

How does this person's look and appearance resemble the landlord's aunt?

Wait, it seems that the landlord said something that night, "As long as you can pass my mom and my brother's level".

Just now, the man also said that even if the two are happy, he can't sleep with his sister without the consent of him and his mother.

No way! Uncle came to the door so quickly? Ahh

Just when Tu Hao was stunned, the man had already walked up to him, "Well, boy, hurry up and get ready, I allow you to do it first, otherwise others will think that I am bullying you." ”

In fact, what he was thinking at this time was, you do it first, and I will fight back in self-defense. When you really sue me, I will be forgivable.

Tu Hao was pulled back to reality by this roar, looked at the man who was close at hand, hurriedly took a step back, and then hurriedly said: "Uncle, your sister and I are innocent." ”

"Ahh The man roared: "You all call me brother-in-law, you actually say that you and my sister are innocent?" Do you look at me stupid, or do you think I'm stupid? Also, who is your eldest brother? Shout again, discount your third leg! ”

"Ah, no, that uncle, ah no, that big brother, your sister and I are really innocent, I just slept with her and didn't do anything." Tu Hao hurriedly explained.

Tu Hao was scared of being beaten by Jiang Keren.

She is so powerful as a younger sister, not to mention her brother who is like a black iron tower?

"Ahh It's really infuriating to me! It turns out that the lovely person didn't lie to me, and I was really slept with by you. Yes! Come on! ”

Looking at the man's iron fist, Tu Hao could dodge it.

"Big brother, misunderstanding, really misunderstanding. We just slept together and I didn't really do anything. Tu Hao explained as he ran.

"Do you think I'm an idiot?" The man chased after Tu Hao and yelled: "My sister is so beautiful, she sleeps together, can you resist doing nothing?" ”

"But I really didn't do anything."

"Who believes?"

"I believe it!" Tu Hao hurriedly replied.

"Ahh

"Ahh Tu Hao still walked around the living room, talking as he ran.

"Just now you said you didn't do anything, and now you say you didn't do anything. Can doing nothing be the same as not doing anything? Say, what have you done? The man still chased as he spoke.

"I just touched it." Tu Hao said weakly as he ran.

"Where's the touch?"

"I'll just touch my hand, okay?" Tu Hao shouted as he ran.

"Ahh If I do a little more, I can wait to hold my nephew. Come on! The man looked at Tu Hao's movements and reflected, shouted in his mouth, and quickened his pace.

Tu Hao also accelerated desperately, "Big brother, it's not like that, just touch your hands?" ”

"You think touching your hands is a trivial matter?" The man chased after Tu Hao and shouted at the same time, "Let me tell you, I usually read novels on the website, but now I can only write between men and women to hold hands, and if it goes too far, I will seal your book." You say, touch your hands, serious or not? ”

"I protest, you watch TV series, movies are more than I do, as for it?" Tu Hao protested.

"Your protest is invalid, I will destroy you on behalf of the light of the moon of harmony!"

Tu Hao ran, and the man chased.

Half a day.

"Hahaha!"

The man suddenly stopped, and then burst out laughing.

Tu Hao also stood with his waist crossed, panting, and said in his heart, this landlord's aunt's brother won't be mad by me!

How good is that?

Just when Tu Hao was stunned, the man rushed over with an arrow and grabbed Tu Hao's shoulder.

When Tu Hao came back to his senses and wanted to slip away again, no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't shake off the big hand that grabbed his shoulder.

So, Tu Hao gave up struggling.

The secret word is over, and then resigned to fate.