Just when Song Yixue was secretly sad that she would marry an idiot in the future, there was a sudden knock on the door. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

"It's strange, who else would be coming at such a late hour? Is it to check the water meter? Yang Meng muttered as he opened the door.

Yang Meng had just opened a crack in the door, and a black shadow flashed into the house with a swish, and then, with a bang, he pushed the golden mountain and fell down in front of Song Yixue. Yang Meng didn't understand what was going on at all, when he heard the man already shouting:

"The immortal is above, please be worshiped by the little demon!"

"Why are you again?" Only then did Yang Meng see that it was none other than the weasel they had just met in a nearby park.

But the weasel ignored Yang Meng, still maintaining a five-body posture, pouting and kneeling there, but it made Song Yixue a little uncomfortable, blushing and a little embarrassed.

"No...... That one...... You don't have to look like this, you, you better get up first. ”

"Thank you." The weasel agreed, stood up, and stood respectfully to the side.

Yang Meng looked at the two of them, and suddenly had the illusion of watching a court drama.

"I said, will the two of you replace the lines with 'See My Emperor', 'Aiqing Ping', 'Xie Zhu Longen' or something."

"Phew!" The weasel roared angrily: "You are just a mortal, how can you be so disrespectful to the immortals." Today I will let you know what it means to be humble. ”

"Well, he, he's my future husband." Song Yixue poked her fingers and whispered.

"Bang"

The weasel was already lightning fast again, and he knelt down in front of Yang Meng again, still looking like his ass was pouting into the sky.

"The little demon has eyes, but he doesn't know Mount Tai. There were many offenses just now, so please forgive me. ”

Yang Meng has a black line, are the current monsters so spineless, "Forget it, you better get up and talk." ”

"Thank you, sir!" Once again, the weasel stood respectfully to the side.

"Y-What do you want me to do?" Song Yixue was a little confused about the situation, and asked cautiously.

Now the weasel was a little cramped, rubbing his hands, and laughing flatteringly, as obscene as he wanted. Song Yixue, who was frightened, actually hid behind Yang Meng's back.

"That's, that's right." The weasel spoke a little slurred, a little embarrassed; "What's that, the little demon wants to worship under the Shangxian Gate, I don't know if it's okay."

"Huh?" Song Yixue heard this, and hurriedly shook her head: "No, it can't be done, the little girl is just a jade girl now, and she is not qualified to accept apprentices." ”

"Jade girl?!" The weasel's eyes widened, and his face was full of incredulity; "The little demon can see that there are already five flowers gathering behind you, you have already achieved a golden body, and you are already a Da Luo Golden Immortal, how can it be just a jade girl?"

"Uh......, what is a jade girl?" Yang Meng listened in the clouds, and he didn't know what they were talking about at all.

"A jade girl is a staff member who is responsible for taking care of other people's daily lives and managing housekeeping." Song Yixue explained to Yang Meng in a low voice.

"I understand, you are a maid in heaven."

As soon as Yang Meng finished speaking, the weasel began to scream: "Bah! You mortal, can't you even hear the immortals joking with you, where can there be a jade girl who is a Da Luo Jin Immortal. If you, a mortal, are disrespectful to the immortals again, even if you are the husband of the immortals, I will educate you well! ”

Song Yixue hurriedly interrupted the weasel's words: "No, no kidding, the little girl is really, really just a jade girl." ”

Seeing that Song Yixue didn't look like she was telling a lie, the weasel was silent, and suddenly felt that the entire demon life began to collapse, could it be that the fairy world has developed to the point where the golden immortals are all over the place, then I have been cultivating hard for so many years, and I dream that one day I can attain the Tao and rank in the immortal class, what is it to ask for, is it just to go to the fairy world to do a chores? Forget it, I'm afraid I won't even be able to do chores.

"Well, who are you serving?" Yang Meng asked curiously.

"The little girl belongs to Yaochi, and now the position of the Queen Mother of the Heavenly Palace is still vacant for the time being, so the little girl is still acting as the emperor."

"Poof!"

As soon as Song Yixue's words fell, a loud noise was heard, and even the house was shaken. I saw that the floor under the weasel's knees had shattered, and two small pits had been smashed.

"Hey, hey, hey!" Yang Meng shouted in distress: "Is it okay for you to kneel lightly, this house is still rented, so you have to lose money." ”

How do you know that the weasel ignores him, "Bang! There was another loud bang, and the weasel's head also knocked on the floor, and it was a small pit, and the distressed Yang Meng gasped.

"Shangxian, you must accept the little demon, the little demon only wants to be a small follower under the adult, please the adult must promise the little demon, otherwise the little demon will not be able to kneel here!"

"That'...... That ......" Song Yixue was a little at a loss, "Don't be like this, I'...... I promise you. ”

As soon as Song Yixue's words fell, the weasel quickly bounced up from the ground, looking more respectful and respectful, "Thank you to the immortals, in the future, the little demon will only be the head of the immortals, and there will be no two hearts." ”

Yang Meng looked at the weasel's appearance, and felt a little dreamy, as if his future wife was a very amazing character.

"Didn't you say that she was just a jade girl? Is it necessary for you to do this? Yang Meng whispered in the weasel's ear.

"Shh," the weasel said in a low voice, "The village chief's secretary is a secretary, and the president's secretary is also a secretary, understand?" What's more, the president is not at home now, and the secretary has the final say! ”

Yang Meng looked clear, picked up the teacup, and walked in front of Song Yixue.

"Song Yixue, are you thirsty? I didn't have a good reception when I first arrived at the Humble House today, please forgive me, that ...... Can you teach me some spells or something to defend myself or something...... Hahaha, I'm just asking, you don't have to take it seriously, hahaha......"

"Childe is polite," Song Yixue politely owed to Yang Meng: "The little girl is not thirsty, as for the spells, the little woman knows some, but now the aura of the nether realm is insufficient, and it is useless to learn it." ”

"Huh?" Yang Meng was a little disappointed, and looked at the weasel again, "Hey! Don't you know how to spell? ”

The weasel proudly straightened his chest: "What kind of monster is it called if you don't know how to spell, look at it!" ”

After speaking, the weasel took a horse step, stretched his hands forward, and made a gesture of luck, "Drink!" With the weasel shouting, with a bang, the wall of Yang Meng's house was directly blasted out of a basin-sized hole.

I know you're good, but don't wreak havoc in my house, okay! It's all about losing money!

Yang Meng was teary-eyed, and he didn't bother with the weasel, wiped his tears and said to Song Yixue: "Can't I want to become like him?" ”

Song Yixue blinked her eyes and said, "Of course not, all elves and ghosts have to absorb the essence of the sun and the moon before they can cultivate into a human form, and these essences can be transformed into aura for their own tendency, and the son has never cultivated, so naturally there is no aura to tend." ”

"Then can I cultivate?" Yang Meng asked eagerly.

"Absolutely." Song Yixue replied: "Human beings are the primates of all things, and they can directly absorb the aura in the weather, but now the aura in the nether realm is almost exhausted, and the speed of cultivation may not be as fast as absorbing the essence of the sun and the moon." ”

Saying that, Song Yixue pointed at the weasel again, and added: "If Childe starts to learn the art of vomiting now, it will be about ...... Five hundred years can be cultivated to his level. ”

Yang Meng lowered his head, very frustrated: "Is there no other way?" ”

Song Yixue bit her fingers and thought about it: "There is still a way, as long as the son does more good deeds and makes more merits in this life, he will naturally be able to rank in the immortal class at that time." ”

"When the time? Until when? Yang Meng asked curiously.

Song Yixue's left index finger and right index finger touched lightly: "Of course, it's a hundred years after the son." ”

Yang Meng almost didn't fall to the ground: "I have to wait until I die, no, no, it's still too long." Is there a faster way, rest assured, it's nothing to suffer a little, the key is to be fast! ”

"Childe, please wait." Song Yixue tilted her head and thought about it, then took out the small card and looked at the air in front of her for a long time.

"There it is!" Song Yixue clapped her hands and said happily: "Childe, there is a new business in the Heavenly Palace now, you can try it." ”

"New business?" Yang Meng said secretly, it turns out that the development of Tiangong is also advancing with the times, and there is the word new business.

"Hmm." Song Yixue nodded, "Now the hatching of spirit beasts is very problematic, so there is this business of hatching spirit beasts, Childe can try it." ”

"Me? Hatching spirit beasts? Yang Meng pointed to his nose: "Is it okay?" ”

"The hatching of spirit beasts is to absorb essence qi, but everyone in the fairy world uses essence qi to cultivate, and there is no time to hatch spirit beasts at all. As a primate, human beings are full of spirit, and it is definitely not a problem to hatch spirit beasts. ”

"Okay, so what's in it for me."

"By hatching a spirit beast, Childe can gain a lot of merit, and maybe he won't have to wait until Childe is a hundred years old, and Childe will be able to soar. Moreover, the birth of the spirit beast has a chance to produce some heavenly treasures, and these derivatives are all child's according to the provisions of the contract. ”

A weasel listening with his ears pricked up on the side finally couldn't help it, and hurriedly asked, "Is there such a good thing?" Can I then? ”

Song Yixue shook her head: "The attributes of the elves and ghosts themselves are comparable to those of spirit beasts, and they are easy to be sucked up by spirit beasts and die." ”

"I'll go!" Yang Meng was shocked: "It's going to die, it's too dangerous!" ”

Song Yixue hurriedly waved her hand and said, "Don't worry about Childe, humans are primates, and spirit beasts can be said to live and breathe together, and there is no harm to Childe, and most of the spirit beasts are auspicious, and they can also bring good luck to Childe." ”

"Good!" Yang Meng slapped his thigh and seemed to have made a lot of determination: "Then I'll try it!" ”