Chapter 2: You're a weasel

Yang Meng returned to her room, fell on the bed and began to sleep, as for the girl outside, Yang Meng didn't pay attention to it anymore, anyway, there was nothing valuable at home, and she didn't worry about being stolen, maybe after a while, she would be bored, and she would leave by herself. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info

Yang Meng slept until dusk, maybe he slept for too long, his head was a little swollen, Yang Meng rubbed his temples, and then got up and opened his door. Glancing at the living room, I didn't find the girl who called herself a fairy.

Well, sure enough, no one took care of him and went home.

"Childe, you're awake."

Song Yixue heard the movement, and ran out of the kitchen with a spatula, saying hello happily.

"Uh, yes." Yang Meng couldn't help but be a little surprised to see Song Yixue still in his home, but he quickly found that something was wrong: "I'm going, what's the matter with your outfit?" ”

Song Yixue's original antique clothes were gone, and instead of it was a set of black and white classic maid clothes, white stockings with small black leather shoes, and even the hairstyle had changed, with short ear-length hair, and a white lace-edged headband, plus a small spatula in her hand, she was a beautiful little chef.

Song Yixue looked at herself, turned around in a circle, and tilted her head: "There is no problem, the little woman is working now, so she changed into work clothes." ”

Well, well, there's nothing wrong with the clothes themselves, the key is how did this set of clothes come about, I didn't see what luggage this girl was carrying, could it be that she went home to change her equipment, and even did her hairstyle together? In that case, I am afraid that the time of the afternoon will not be enough.

"Uh, where's your original clothes?"

Song Yixue blinked, "Doesn't Childe like this outfit?" But it would be inconvenient to switch back to the original set of cooking. ”

"Well, no. I like this one. Yang Meng waved his hand, forget it, it's very troublesome to change clothes, and it will be damned to cause trouble to beauties.

Song Yixue smiled happily and said, "It's good if Childe likes it, Childe wait a while, dinner will be ready soon." ”

After speaking, Song Yixue happily jumped to the kitchen again, leaving Yang Meng alone to scratch his head. Dinner? Have you bought vegetables at home, there is some rice in the rice bowl at home, is this girl going to make air bibimbap for me to eat?

But when the meal was served, Yang Meng found that he was completely wrong. A small dining table at home almost didn't put it down, chopped pepper fish head, Dongpo meat, braised pork knuckle, cold cucumber, small green vegetables, and a can of fragrant old chicken soup, Yang Meng held the dishes and chopsticks for a long time without moving. It turned out that this girl not only changed her clothes and hairstyle in the afternoon, but also went to the vegetable market to sweep around.

"Childe doesn't like this?" Song Yixue looked at Yang Meng, who hadn't moved for a long time, and asked cautiously.

"Huh? No, there's no dislike, I just don't like to eat vegetables. Yang Meng came back to his senses, pointed to the little green vegetables on the table, and casually found a reason, wanting to cover up the fact that he had been stupid for a long time.

Song Yixue's expression suddenly realized: "Oh, so that's the case, then change the dish." ”

After speaking, he stretched out his snow-white little hand and drew a circle on the plate of small green vegetables, and then Yang Meng saw that the small green vegetables on the plate began to decompose into ionization, and then began to recombine under the unknown effect, the process was not long, in just a few tens of seconds, a plate of steaming lion heads appeared on the table.

"Childe, please use it."

Yang Meng looked at the plate of lion heads expressionlessly, he felt as if his head had been petrified, and he didn't understand at all whether the plate of small green vegetables turning into a lion's head was a physical change or a chemical change. Well, I'll admit I'm starting to believe that this girl is a fairy.

"Did you just use a spell?"

Song Yixue lowered her head, and her two index fingers began to poke again: "That, what, the little woman knows that she can't use spells now, so there is no way to prove the identity of the little woman, and it is normal for the son not to believe what the little woman said......"

"Uh, I'm asking you how you turn a little greenie into a lion's head......"

"The little girl was bought with money." Song Yixue took out a small card from her arms, something similar to a bank card, "What you haven't eaten can be returned or exchanged." ”

Well, although I still don't quite understand what is going on, let's accept this strange premise for now.

"Now that you can buy it, what are you doing with a spatula in the kitchen for so long?"

"Of course, it's to summon the Grandpa of the Stove God, or find someone to buy vegetables." Song Yixue blinked and looked at Yang Meng, with an expression of why she wanted to ask such a simple question.

Yang Meng picked up the bowl and began to eat vegetables, anyway, it was useless to talk with this girl, but she still couldn't figure out anything, it was better to eat the vegetables in a big gulp, I have to say that the food bought from the Lord of the Stove was really delicious, and a large table of dishes was eaten cleanly.

Yang Meng touched his round belly: "Why don't you go out for a walk and eat less." ”

"Okay, okay, I've never been to the Nether before." Song Yixue clapped her hands happily, a little excited.

"Uh...... Is that how you go out? Yang Meng looked at Song Yixue, who was dressed in a cute maid outfit, she would be teased by the uncles when she went out like this.

"Did Childe say that he wanted to change into the clothes that are common in the Nether? It's easy. ”

Song Yixue stood up and snapped her fingers, only to see that the maid outfit on Song Yixue's body began to change, and soon turned into a pale yellow dress, and the original ear-length short hair instantly grew into shawl long hair.

Hey, hey, hey, why isn't there a process of ionization and reassembly, I can't see anything like this.

"Uh, how did you do that?"

"Of course I bought it." Song Yixue looked at Yang Meng strangely.

Well, I'm asking this brain-dead question again. The Taobao system in this fairy world is too developed, it arrives in an instant, you are so good, Ma Yun's father, does he know.

In this way, Yang Meng and Song Yixue walked out of the house and walked all the way to a nearby small park. Along the way, Song Yixue's slender figure won a lot of heads, and even some obscene young people squatting on the side of the road couldn't help but whistle.

"Childe, why are these people whistling?"

"Hmm...... Some crumbs, leave them alone. Yang Meng glanced at those obscene young men with disdain, forgetting that he himself had been squatting there and whistling boringly.

"Oh." Song Yixue nodded obediently, and sure enough, she didn't look at them anymore.

"Stinky boy! Who is the crumb! A little yellow hair squatting on the side of the road threw away half of the cigarette butt in his hand, stood up and walked towards Yang Meng.

Feed! My voice is so small, big brother, can you wait to hear it? It's not good to look at your beauty, why listen to me so carefully.

"Hehehe......" Yang Meng smiled dryly.

"There's a demonic spirit!" Song Yixue looked at the little yellow hair who came over and sniffed hard, quite like a little police dog at work.

"Huh? ~" Xiao Huangmao tilted his head, immediately changed his target, and looked at Song Yixue with a fierce face: "Where did you come from, what kind of nonsense are you talking about the truth!" That eye of yours shows I'm a youkai? ”

Hey, did you say she was telling the truth? Yang Meng wiped the cold sweat on his head and quickly pulled Song Yixue behind him.

"Big brother, have something to say......

"You're a weasel!" Song Yixue hid behind Yang Meng, stretched out her little head, and shouted at Xiao Huangmao.

Xiao Huangmao's expression was a little embarrassed, and he subconsciously glanced around, and found that fortunately, no one around him noticed him, he took a long breath, and yelled at Song Yixue viciously: "Where did the little girl come from, do you understand the rules, look at grandpa, how I teach you a lesson today!" ”

After speaking, he reached out and grabbed Song Yixue's head, the speed was extremely fast, Yang Meng didn't react at all, and the little yellow hair's palm had already touched Song Yixue's hair. Yang Meng was taken aback, and hurriedly reached out to push Xiao Huangmao away. Unexpectedly, Xiao Maohuang retracted his hand like an electric shock, hugged his hand and screamed.

"What's the situation?" Yang Meng saw that Xiao Huangmao's palm had turned black, and there was still a trace of green smoke, and his head was a little short circuited for a while.

"One, two, three, four, five." Xiao Huangmao looked at the top of Song Yixue's head in horror, as if he was counting something, Yang Meng also looked at the top of Song Yixue's head curiously, but he couldn't see anything.

"Five, five flowers gather at the top." Xiao Huangmao trembled a little, and knelt in front of Song Yixue: "The golden immortal is above, those who don't know are not guilty, the little demon has no intention of offending the immortal, spare the little demon this time, the little demon has never done anything that hurts the heavens and reason, the little demon has an eight-hundred-year-old mother and a son who is waiting to be fed, and he has to live on the little demon alone......"

Xiao Huangmao knelt there with a crying expression, kowtowing all the time, Yang Meng only felt that if he went on like this, he had to knock a hole in the cement road. But the picture of a street thug kneeling in front of a lively and cute little girl begging for mercy has to be said to be very ornamental, passers-by who come and go have sideways looks, Yang Meng saw that there were more and more onlookers, and hurriedly took Song Yixue's little hand, walked through the crowd, and stopped wandering around, and immediately ran home.

"What happened to that guy just now?" As soon as he entered the door, Yang Meng couldn't wait to ask.

"The weasel? He is not human. ”

"Uh...... Weasel? You say he's a monster, right, a weasel has cultivated to perfection? Yang Meng asked in disbelief.

Song Yixue nodded: "Yes, yes, it's a weasel spirit." ”

"Rub!" Yang Meng shouted: "There are really monsters in this world!" ”

Song Yixue looked at Yang Meng and blinked her eyes, with an expression of looking at a fool. It's over, is my future husband a fool, woo woo woo~ I still don't want to get married.

Yang Meng looked at Song Yixue's expression, hung his shoulders weakly, sat heavily on the sofa, and said to himself: "Also, there are all immortals, isn't it normal to have a few monsters." ”