"Bai Suzhen, the old man is here!"

In the shot, Fahai's eyes are sharp!

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Xiao Pang was a little confused.

He silently clicked on the barrage-

"!!!!!"

"Fahai actually won the championship!"

"If you lose the beating stick and the bowl you want to eat, you can only lose the festival~~~"

"Detention is risky, crime needs to be cautious!"

"Facts tell us that the body is the capital, 2333"

"Sit back and wait for Fahai Bai Suzhen to master the super shemale!"

"Sit back and wait for the super shemale!"

"Sit and Wait +1"

"Sit and Wait +2"

The barrage is very lively!

Xiao Pang shook his head.

He's a guy with a lot of laughter, and this kind of small shot can't make him laugh out loud at all!

"Hahaha!"

“2333333”

"I lost my virginity! ......”

Xiao Pang buried his head in one finger and hurriedly finished the barrage, and turned it off with another mouse, and his expression returned to his previous melancholy.

Fahai actually won the championship......

Xiao Pang thought of the "Supergirl" and "Superman" he had watched before, and he couldn't help but have a little expectation for the "Super Shemale" mentioned in the previous shot.

But after all, this is a short "promotional video" for the album, and the so-called "Super Shemale" may just be mentioned casually......

He was thinking like this, and in the video, the familiar stage appeared again!

"Super Shemale"!

On the familiar and humble stage, on the wall directly in front of the camera, there is a handwritten "Super Shemale" logo.

"Super Shemale" has appeared!

"I'm Liu Yiyan!" - Lin Chan appeared, dressed as a one-eyed dragon!

"I'm Chen Ergou!" - Chen Chao appeared, leading two dogs!

"I'm Ma Sandan!" - Lu Qiang appeared like this!

Xiao Pang: "......"

"I'm the Dharma Four Seas - Ahh

A group of strange people came to power, and Fahai also appeared!

As it appeared, the last figure finally appeared-

Wang Xijun is dressed in white:

"I'm Lu Zhen."

She said and pulled Lei Feng on the side into the camera, and said with a smile, "This is my husband, Xu Sanduo..."

"What the hell is Lu Zhen?"

"What the hell is Xu Sanduo..."

Xiao Pang looked confused.

"Phew!!"

Just when Xiao Pang was confused, Fahai on the stage shouted!

"Demons!"

"How dare you show up!"

"Didn't expect that, did you?"

"The old man is here, too!"

"This time, the old man must take you!"

"Hahaha!"

"Hey!"

"Why don't you speak?"

"Are you afraid of the old man?"

"Hey—"

Wang Xijun turned his head and shouted: "Referee, someone is harassing me!" ”

For!

For!

For!

One person came to the stage, but it was Shi Rou!

She carried a yellow plastic plate the size of a pillow, and with a "pia~" click, she knocked down Fahai, and said with a serious expression: "Yellow card warning!" ”

Xiao Pang: "......"

"Referee,"

Fahai got up and pointed at Wang Xijun: "She is a demon!" ”

Shi Rou glanced at him:

"Who isn't? - This is a super shemale. ”

"It's different!"

Fahai shook his head: "A demon is a demon!" Shemales are shemales! The demon is born by the demon and the shemale is fucking born! ”

Xiao Pang: "......"

That makes sense...

He was stunned for a moment, but the conversation on this stage was actually very fast, and it made him speechless.

Stage.

As a referee, Shi Rou shook her head: "As we all know, those who can stand out from Super Girl are pure masters. Shemales can be identified, but demons cannot. ”

"Hahaha!"

Fahai suddenly laughed and took out a paper bag-

"Realgar !!"

The long-lost Sanmao special effect advertisement has reappeared - "Realgar - the magic medicine of repelling snakes and killing insects!" One dollar a pack, the effect is good and affordable! ”

Sou!

Fahai threw out the "realgar":

"I can tell! - Demon, quickly reveal your true form! ”

Boom!

The video flashed.

Xiao Fat's eyes widened!

I saw that the "special effects" had passed, and in the picture, Bai Suzhen had not changed at all; On the contrary, it was Fahai, Xu Xian, and the host who added a layer of "yellow" special effects.

“......”

"What the hell?"

"Why did Shuai Lei Lei turn yellow?"

"Realgar..."

"Male, yellow?"

"Damn..."

Xiao Pang opened his mouth wide, and for a long time, he stared at Shi Rou!

Shi Rou was stunned.

She looked at herself, then looked around her, and finally covered her face, "Woo woo~" and ran away in tears.

Xiao Pang: "......"

"Monk, what are you doing!"

At this time, Lei Feng jumped out in anger!

Fahai said "Amitabha" and looked at Lei Feng: "Xu Xian, your lady is not a human!" ”

Lei Feng's figure was stunned, and he suddenly squatted on the ground, covering his face with his hands: "Woo woo~~ She is really not human!" Messed me up last night... Ahhhhh

"Poof~~"

Xiao Pang squirted another sip of tea.

He looked at the video with a confused expression, only to see that in the picture, Fahai took out a flute and glared at Bai Suzhen: "I didn't expect you to be so high in the snake spirit!" I'm not even afraid of realgar! It seems that these Central Plains tricks are useless to you! Let's learn the secret method that the old man learned from the Western Regions! ”

"Toot,"

"Toot,"

"Doot, doot, to

Fahai blows the flute!

In the video, the music sounds-

"Come on, I'm a spinach,"

"Nana Nana Nana, Nana Cai, Caicai Cai, Caicai Cai;

"Come on, I'm a slice of mango,"

"Fruit fruit

"Come on, I'm a bamboo shoot,"

"Bamboo shoots, bamboo shoots,

"Come on, I'm a quick pineapple,"

"Lolo Lo ......Lo

And as the song sounded—

Xiao Pang was shocked to find that in the picture, except for Fahai playing with a flute, everyone on the stage, including Bai Suzhen, actually danced together!

"What a magical dance..."

Xiao Pang almost squirted out another sip of tea!

In this world, except for Indian movies, few people add vulgar dances to the video like Xingye's nonsensical movies, which suddenly makes Xiao Pang squirt!

"What a wicked! How dare you tease the old man! ”

Fahai threw away the flute!

In the video, Louis Koo's version of "Spinach March" came to an abrupt end, and everyone stopped dancing instantly; Only Fahai, Bai Suzhen, who has an innocent face on his fingers, turns into angry King Kong!

"Do you think that if the old man doesn't have a magic weapon, he can't help you?"

Fahai instantly added three hairy special effects on his body!

He stood in place, his eyes glaring at Bai Suzhen, his hands suddenly closed, and his lips began to open and close-

"Nam no Amitabha;"

"Nam no Amitabha;"

"Nam no Amitabha ......"

A six-character Buddhist mantra that keeps repeating sounded, and the "golden characters" added by the special effects of Sanmao were almost exactly the same as the barrage, and lines appeared horizontally in the picture!

"Don't read it!"

In the picture, Bai Suzhen pressed her head with one hand, and Lei Feng looked worried;

"Don't read it!"

Lei Feng is extremely anxious!

"Tick tick~~~

"Da Di ~~~

"Da Bang ~~~~~!"

That's when —

Suona blows!

"Overture to the Little Knife Society"!

This majestic music, accompanied by pipa and erhu, is like when Sun Wukong appeared on the stage on colorful clouds in "Journey to the West"-

"I said don't read it~"

In the video, Lei Feng's voice sounded;

He turned,

A golden retriever!

Monkey Mask!

The clothes all changed, holding a golden hoop stick bought in a toy store, and glared at him-

"Do you want to~"

"It hurts my grandson to death!!"