"Bai Suzhen!!"

"I hastily sloppy..."

“666666...”

"Puff puff..."

Xiao Pang was excited!

I'm so excited!

Of course, he is not so excited mainly because the song is good, and the visual experience is also very important.

Especially when he saw Wang Xijun turn around, the advertising slogan "Soft - at least make people covet you from behind" on the side, which simply made him stunned!

In the video, as "Bai Suzhen" took out the gas canister, Lei Feng directly "followed"!

"Wait for a thousand years, wait for a while~~"

"Wait for a thousand years, I have no regrets~~"

"Who is in the ear, saying, love me will never change~"

"Just for this sentence, aha, there is no complaint when the intestines are broken~~"

"The rain is heartbroken, the wind is crying~"

"Dreams linger, love is far away~"

(La-la, la-la, la-la, la-la~)

"The water of the West Lake, my tears~"

"I'd rather turn into a flame with you~"

"Ahhh

"Ahhh

"Ahhhh

When the second paragraph of the song sounds, in the video, "Xu Xian" and "Bai Suzhen" become you and me, and the picture is even more familiar!

Xiao Pang thought about it, and finally remembered that this scene was almost the same as the picture in "The Legend of the New White Lady (I)" and in the MV of "Love"-

It's the White Lady who has changed someone to play!

"Hahahaha..."

Xiao Pang grinned, but remembered that he was laughing high, and stopped again. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

He looked at the video—

"Xianggong!"

"Lady!"

"Xianggong!"

"Lady!"

"Xianggong!"

"I want to die (┬_┬)!"

In the video, after the song ended, Bai Suzhen learned that Xu Xian had amnesia, and kept trying to awaken Xu Xian's memory, and the two called affectionately until they burst into tears!

"Xianggong, don't worry, the doctors here are not like you, they have real skills! Your amnesia will be cured! ”

"Lady, we don't have money to see a doctor."

"Xianggong, don't worry, I have come up with a way to make money!"

"Lady, if you have money, why don't you use it for plastic surgery?"

After a nonsensical conversation, Wang Xijun, dressed in white, appeared in a familiar place-

"Super Girl"!

That's right!

In the video, Wang Xijun holds the microphone and stands on the stage of "Super Girl", which is exactly the same as the original filming of "Super Girl"!

"Through the pain of thousands of years, just to seek a result, the soil you left behind ~ heal me, not lonely in the dark ~~"

The song is out!

Boom!

Boom!

Boom!

In the audience, the three mentors with their backs to the stage all turned around!

It's Wang Xitian, Chen Chao, and Lu Qiang again!

The only difference is that all three of them are wearing sunglasses at this time, probably to avoid conflict with the characters in this play.

"I traveled back in time more than a thousand years ago......"

On the stage, Wang Xijun smiled.

In the audience, the three mentors applauded in unison. Lu Qiang sat in the middle, stretched out his right hand and pointed at Wang Xijun, nodded and said, "Good story!" It's only so creative to make up a story like this - you're the champion! ”

Xiao Pang: "......"

This series of plots made him stunned for a while.

"Super Girl!"

“666666”

"This song is also good!"

“...”

He was clapping his legs and shouting, and the picture was everything-

Fahai, who has not been seen for a long time, has appeared!

He walked into a restaurant.

This is a very ordinary small restaurant, several tables, a counter, the boss (played by Chen Chao who changed into a uniform) leaned against the counter, while eating melon seeds, while watching the TV hanging on the wall next to it.

Fahai found a table and sat down.

He was about to order food, and when he looked up, he saw the TV.

On the TV, there is a picture of Wang Xijun participating in "Super Girl" (p)...

"Hahaha!"

Fahai burst out laughing!

The boss looked over - only to see Fahai stand up, point to the TV, and look happy: "I don't know which master has included you in this magic weapon!" ”

As he spoke, he stepped forward, hugged the TV, and turned his head to look at the boss with a confused face on the side: "Donor, may I ask how to go to Leifeng Tower?" ”

The boss stopped eating melon seeds: "Catch the thief~~~"

"Wan'er's Wan'er~"

A familiar police car bell rings again!

Xiao Pang: "......"

Under his bewildered gaze, he saw that Fahai was imprisoned in the detention center again...

“......”

"Is this Fahai here to be funny?"

"It's so funny~~"

Xiao Pang instantly forgot the guilt all over his body, and his mood was extremely comfortable!

He watched the video.

At this time, Fahai appeared again.

He was standing at the door of a building, probably just released, and he looked a little embarrassed, but his eyes were very sharp!

"Want to be on TV?"

"That's a Supergirl Champion!"

"You want to see her?"

"Impossible!"

"Unless you win the Super Boy Championship!"

"Then you can compete with her in Super Shemale..."

Screen switch!

The others spoke, very quickly, and the camera returned to Fahai in a blink of an eye.

"Super Boy..."

Fahai walked towards the building!

Xiao Pang only found out at this time that there was a handwritten notice board next to the building - "Super Male Voice Competition Entrance"!

Xiao Pang: "......"

But then, he was shocked to find that Fahai, who had entered the building, had appeared in the exact same position as Wang Xijun before!

The three female judges sat in the audience-

Yang Feifei, Shi Rou, Lin Chan!

The three girls also wear sunglasses!

――It's the "Super Boy"!

"Fa, Fahai, I, I don't know love... Thunder, Leifeng Pagoda will fall, will fall......" Fahai Terrace, holding the microphone, opened his mouth and sang.

"Hey, let's stop, let's talk about you."

Yang Feifei shouted.

Fahai was stunned: "The old man, the old man traveled over a thousand years ago-"

"Stop!"

Yang Feifei shook her head: "What we want is a story with new ideas, not plagiarism." ”

Fahai: "......"

He stammered: "The old man, the old man, the monk, don't gossip, only, only beat the children." And then was caught. ”

Yang Feifei: "Oh? ”

Shi Rou: "Your bald head was shaved in the labor camp?" ”

Fahai: "No, the old man just had his staff confiscated. ”

Lin Chan yawned on the side: "It's just a magic staff, is there anything else?" ”

Fahai: "The second time, the second time, the old man was subduing the demon, but he was caught again!" Alas, Amitabha, the only Dharma bowl that the old man had except for this robe was also lost. ”

Shi Rou: "It's kind of interesting..."

Lin Chan: "Anything else?" ”

Fahey paused and stammered, "The third time, the third time the old man was arrested again......"

Lin Chan: "Oh? ”

She looked at Guan Hai and looked disappointed: "You are a poor monk, what else can you have..."

Fahai's face changed, and his voice suddenly trembled: "This time, this time, I lost my virginity ......"

"Poof~~~"

Off-screen!

Xiao Pang squirted out a sip of tea!

His eyes widened!

In the video-

"Woo!"

"It's miserable!"

"It's so pathetic!"

"That's you!"

The three judges stood up and wiped their sunglasses with their hands to show that their eyes were hazy, "This time we won't even advertise, the champion is you!" ”