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Day 2.

The stickman in Jingzhou sang a song - "It is said that Lu Meng and Lu Ziming are greedy ~ greedy and he is idle; It is said that Lu Meng and Lu Ziming are idle~ but he is idle and he is full of greed ......"

"The Secretary of Dahe Village".

Zhang Fei: "Big brother, is this useful?" ”

Lei Feng: "Public opinion can kill." ”

Zhang Fei: "But the people don't dare to resist. ”

Lei Feng: "They also need a song. ”

In the conversation between the two, the second song sounded-

"Arise, hungry slave!"

"Arise, you who are suffering all over the world!"

"The blood is boiling,"

"Fight for the truth!"

“...”

In the middle of the song, one by one the stickmen stood up and cut off the matchman with the word "Lu Meng" on his head!

Off screen, singer Xiaoyu was dumbfounded.

"The Internationale" appeared, and she didn't expect it at all.

A short video, blended into so many songs, is really a heartbreaking thing, fortunately, this one was not changed to a square dance.

She watched the video, the stickman Lu Meng, who was expected by Zhou Yu, died because of a song, and in Jingzhou City, Lei Feng appeared on a stone again - "I love you, I love you, just like a mouse loves rice~ No matter how much wind and rain, I will always be with you~"

A song "Mice Love Rice", the stickman in the city shouted "Rende"!

"Where is benevolence?"

Xiaoyu wanted to complain.

saw Shi Rou, Wang Xijun, and Yang Feifei, who had not been seen for a long time, appear, and the three girls stood on the stage and danced the song "Nobody"; There was a sign on the stage that read: Willing to marry Haojie.

For a while, stickmen appeared one by one!

Huang Zhong, Ma Chao, Wei Yan... All come to take refuge!

"Zhuge Liang"'s prestige in Jingzhou reached the full level for a while!

Xiaoyu wiped her sweat.

Sun Ce appeared.

He didn't catch the stickman Cao Cao, and went straight to Jingzhou.

"Liu Bei borrowed Jingzhou, but he borrowed but didn't pay it back, this 'Zhuge Liang' borrowed, it's the same..."

Xiaoyu was muttering, but as soon as she saw Sun Ce speak, Shi Rou's three daughters flashed out, and they sang together with the stickmen in the "full city"-

"In the beginning, you were to be separated, and if you were separated, you would be separated; Now you have to coax me back with true love; Jingzhou is not something you want to sell, you can sell if you want to; Let me break away, let me understand, let go of your love~"

This song "Love Trading" almost didn't let Xiaoyu listen to it.

Sun Ce returned furious.

The style of the video has changed!

Soon, Sun Ce, Sun Quan, Zhou Yu and others led thousands of troops to kill!

Lei Feng sat in Jingzhou, Zhang Fei, Guan Yu, Zhao Yun, Huang Zhong and others led many stickmen to fight, and the two sides confronted each other in an open space!

The background music is inexplicably nervous.

However, Xiaoyu is not nervous at all, because that group of stickmen is too low.

But she was a little curious.

At this point in the video, she looked at the progress bar and saw that there was not much left. In other words, the current plot seems to have jumped to the late Three Kingdoms, and perhaps Armageddon is about to begin.

"Does Zhuge Liang want to fight Sun Ce first?"

Xiaoyu didn't know what form Lei Feng chose to use, she felt that it was likely to be a square dance chaos, but when she saw the semi-animated army, Sun Ce suddenly laughed!

Zhang Fei: "What are you laughing at?" ”

Sun Ce: "I laugh at you all here, Jingzhou Nanjun must be empty!" ”

Guan Yu: "It's not good, we have a plan to divert the tiger from the mountain!" ”

The voice falls, the camera is everything!

Jingzhou South County!

In front of the animation city, there was a large number of Cao Jun, who led the three words "Sima Yi" on the head, and behind him there was a Cao Jun stickman.

Guan Yu: "You actually joined forces with Cao Jun?" ”

Sun Ce: "When Cao Jun destroys you, I will destroy them." ”

During the conversation between the two, on the other side, the gate of Jingzhou suddenly opened.

A man sits at the head of the city—

It was Lei Feng.

There was a guqin in front of him;

The three daughters are by his side-

It is Shi Rou, Wang Xijun, Yang Feifei!

"It's ......"

Xiaoyu's eyes widened.

She felt that this scene was somewhat familiar.

"It's not going to be an empty plan, is it?"

She was thinking about it, when she saw Lei Feng plucking the strings in the city, and a piece of music that she was extremely familiar with sounded-

"The gates of my house are always open,"

"Open arms are waiting for you~"

"After hugging, there is a tacit understanding,"

"You'll love it here~"

...

"Welcome to Beijing"!

No, it's "Welcome to the National Football Team"!

Xiaoyu was stunned.

Lei Feng sat on the city gate and sang the sentence "The gate of my house is always open", not to mention, it is really a bit appropriate; In addition, Shi Rou's three daughters danced a dance with the music, and the empty city plan was very ruined!

"There is fraud!"

Outside the city gate, Sima Yi exclaimed!

He disappeared with his horses and soldiers.

I can see that the light rain is full of black lines.

"Taoyuan Three Alliances, Wenjiu Kills Huaxiong, Beauty Strategy, Grass Boat Borrowing Arrows, Battle of Red Cliffs, Empty City Strategy...... Anything else? ”

She was speechless, only to see Guan Yu, Zhang Fei and others rushing back.

Soon.

Sun Ce led the army to crush the city!

Cao Cao even led his troops to arrive in person!

"It's finally Armageddon!"

Xiaoyu stared at the screen, but heard a thunder shout from Jingzhou City: "Surrender!" ~”

Xiaoyu: "......"

She was in a daze, but she saw that on the gate of Jingzhou, a piece of poop from the cartoon suddenly appeared, smashing into the enemy army outside the city gate!

"Soar!"

"Soar!"

"Soar!"

As the sound in the city continued, a lump of "Xiang" kept smashing at Sun Ce and Cao Cao, killing the stickman like a biochemical weapon!

"Throw, Fly..."

The corners of Xiaoyu's mouth trembled.

Her right eyebrow jumped, and she couldn't wait to slap the Lei Feng!

Do you want to mind if you're nauseous?

Xiaoyu wanted to cry without tears, but when she saw Sun Ce jumping up, she said angrily: "You dare to use such a terrible weapon of mass destruction!" ”

He pointed at Lei Feng angrily: "Don't think that only you can fly!" ”

As soon as the words fell, the map of the Three Kingdoms appeared on the video screen, and Sun Ce's phantom was revealed, pointing to Jingzhou, which represented the territory of "Zhuge Liang", and he was angry and dantian-

"In your castle~~Fly freely~~"

He sang loudly!

Suddenly, one by one the projections of Dongwu stickmen appeared, and a lump of things with the same shape as lazy hair appeared on "Jingzhou"!

"I'm here to help!"

Cao Cao also appeared.

He sang loudly: "I am looking at ~ above Jingzhou ~ how many Cao troops are flying freely ~"

Suddenly, Cao Jun also appeared!

Light Rain: "@#¥%"

She stared at the video with black lines on her head, and saw Lei Feng's figure, and finally appeared-

"The girl sang loudly! I lead the white clouds and the sun! I hold the stars and the moon! Holding Sun Jun, holding Cao Jun, flying with you! ”

The song "Sing Loudly" overwhelmed "Free Flight" and "On the Moon" in one fell swoop, and actually "led" all the poop and fell on top of the Soochow army!

Syllable!

[Wu Guo Annihilation]!

"Hahaha! The state of Wu was destroyed, and I am the only one in the world, Cao Cao! ”

Cao Cao, the stickman, laughed!

He sent a stickman, the general Jiang Gan, to lead the troops to Jingzhou!

At the gate of Jingzhou City, a person appeared-

"Fuck, how are you girl?"

Lei Feng waved his fan.

Jiang Gan: "......, it's good." ”

Bang bang bang!

Behind him, the stickman fell a piece.

Cao Cao was furious: "Waste! "He personally led thousands of troops to attack!

"Fuck, how are you doing with your family?"

A voice came, and the stickman Cao Cao was stunned: "......, good, good." ”

Bang bang bang!

Cao's army was completely annihilated.

“......”

“......”

“......”

Light rain vomits blood!

This little joke from the other world was moved here by Lei Feng and performed by a group of stickmen, which was also not small.

"In this way, Zhuge Liang defeated the enemy, unified the Three Kingdoms, and lived a shameless life with his sisters." In the voice of narration, the ending song sounds-

"Taimu Humanity"!

And in this "Braces Girl~", in the video screen, a bunch of things with the same shape as lazy hair appeared, and two animated characters came out of it-

Sun Ce and Sun Quan!

"Brother, we have nothing."

"No, brother, at least we're alive, and we still have this!"

Sun Ce took out a jade seal.

On the jade seal, the words "He's Bi" flashed!

Sun Quan's eyes widened.

Sun Ce's face was serious: "In the legend and the clan, there is a mysterious energy, if we can understand it, we can cultivate into a peerless master, and then come to Zhuge Liang to fight it!" ”

“End”

English appears on the screen.

"Stay tuned for the next one, "The Legend of the Great Han Double Dragon"!"

The song sang "Taimu Humanity~", and the video finally really ended.