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A song "It's Better to Dance", which is obviously original again, although there is only a chorus, but a leaf knows autumn, this can definitely turn into a good pop music.

But now it has fallen into the hands of Lei Feng, and the pearl is covered with dust.

was so angry that Xiaoyu wanted to strangle him.

Today, with the rapid development of the entertainment industry, if it is operated properly, a good song can make a newcomer, and such a song is ruined by Lei Feng, which is really a waste!

"God has no eyes~"

In the light rain and depression, the video continues......

However, it was said that Lei Feng and a few people laid down a mountain, accepted Zhou Cang, the head of the bandits, as a younger brother, and occupied the bandit cottage as a base, expanding step by step...... The outside world is also turbulent.

In the animation, on the map of the Eastern Han Dynasty, Luoyang was breached, and soon the princes of the Eighteenth Route fought chaotically, and finally Cao Cao killed Yuan Shao, Zhang Yang, Ma Teng and others, occupying Luoyang, Chang'an, Xiliang, Xuzhou and other places; Sun Ce of Eastern Wu conquered Yuan Shu and Huaxin, and annexed Lujiang, Yuzhang and other places......

And Lei Feng's cottage army is also scattered among the mountains and wilderness like flowers everywhere.

Finally, Cao Cao's army went south!

this day.

"The cottage can't satisfy us anymore!"

Lei Feng appeared on a stone again: "Now Cao Cao wants to beat Sun Ce, Jingzhou Nanjun is the first to bear the brunt, like a hot potato, I am going to borrow it, you wait for my good news!" ”

Lei Feng departed.

He walked on the game map and soon arrived in Soochow.

In a gorgeous animated palace, Sun Ce (played by "QB Incubation New World") and Sun Quan (played by "raeb01") appear.

Sun Ce: "Zhuge Liang wants to lend me Jingzhou, what do you think?" ”

Sun Quan: "Absolutely not! I'm going to get rid of him! ”

Lens Switching――

Sun Quan glared at Lei Feng: "You are here to borrow Jingzhou?" ”

Lei Feng arched his hand: "I don't know if it's okay?" ”

Sun Quan: "Of course—"

Lei Feng: "A man can't say no. ”

Sun Quan: "...... Absolutely! ”

Cut back to the camera.

In the palace.

Sun Quan cried: "Big brother, I failed!" ”

A figure appeared, but it was Zhou Yu! (Bar friend "Twelve Winged Angel Michael")

He waved his feather fan lightly, and Zhizhu was in his hand: "Jingzhou can't borrow it, but don't offend Zhuge Liang who killed Lu Bu with a fan, wait for me to set a condition and let him retreat." ”

Zhou Yu appeared in front of Lei Feng.

Zhou Yu: "You're here to borrow Jingzhou?" ”

Lei Feng: "I don't know if it's okay?" ”

Zhou Yu: "Of course, it's okay, but now that the Cao army is coming, our army is short of arrows, if you can make 100,000 arrows within ten days, Jingzhou will lend you." ”

Lei Feng: "Why do you need ten days!" ”

Night.

Morning.

Cao Ying.

Cao Cao was sleeping, and suddenly a burst of singing came and woke him up.

"Cao Jun on the other side looked over,"

"Look here, look at it~"

"Don't be intimidated by the way I look,"

"Actually, I'm very cute~"

“...”

Cao Cao ran to the river, saw that the fog on the river was hazy, and sang loudly: "I look left and right, up and down, it turns out that every ship is not simple; I thought about it and thought about it, I guessed and guessed, the enemy's mind is really strange~"

Cao Cao was a shorter stickman.

Suspicious by nature.

He glared at the river:

"The fog is so big, I heard that on foggy days, archery and music are more compatible."

He called in nearly 10,000 stickmen and ordered 10,000 arrows to be fired!

Whoosh...

Arrows rained down.

As the day dawned, and the fog gradually lifted, twenty great ships were connected by ropes, and floated on the river, each covered with a green cloth curtain, and a pile of straw handles was erected, and the hull and straw handles were full of arrows.

"Xie Cheng Prime Minister's Arrow~"

"Cao Cheng is cheap~"

"Goodbye Prime Minister Cao~~"

The ship went downwind to Soochow, and Lei Feng stood at the stern of the boat and waved goodbye.

Lens Switching――

In the palace.

Zhou Yu cried: "Lord, I failed!" ”

Sun Ce frowned.

He summoned Lei Feng and said, "Sir, I should have lent Jingzhou to you, but I just received the news, Cao Cao didn't know what to stimulate, so he sent a thousand sails across the river; If Sir, if you can help me defeat Cao Jun, Jingzhou will lend you! There is a small jj without borrowing wood! ”

Lei Feng: "Really? ”

Sun Ce: "Really! ”

Lei Feng arched his hand: "I wish you defeat Cao Jun!" ”

“......”

Sun Ce's head became huge for a moment, and he yelled: "I'm talking about helping the !! ”

Lei Feng pondered for a moment.

He nodded and said: "It's not difficult, Cao Jun doesn't have water and can't sit on the boat, we just need to trick him into connecting the thousand sails, and then attack and burn them with fire!" ”

Sun Ce was overjoyed: "This plan is wonderful! ”

And he summoned a man.

But it is [Huang Gai] played by the bar friend "Howling Moon Wind Wolf"!

Sun Ce: "Lao Huang, now there is a difficult task to be handed over to you, we will call this plan a 'bitter meat plan', are you willing to suffer?" ”

Huang Gai: "Please whip me, Gong Jin!" ”

Zhou Yu pulled out the whip: "You hold back!" ”

A second later.

Huang Gaipa.

Sun Ce cried bitterly!

Zhou Yu: "If you use too much force, how can you do it now?" ”

Lei Feng took out a pen and paper: "Cao Cao is suspicious by nature, and the bitter meat plan is also risky, we need to guide the ......" He scribbled casually, and actually drew a woman with a graceful figure on the paper, "Cao Cao is lustful, as long as this thing is sent to Cao Ying, someone will definitely offer it!" ”

As he spoke, he drew a few ropes.

A female bundle artwork complete!

Sun Ce's eyes lit up: "This plan is wonderful!" ”

Next.

On the river, the warships of the Cao army are really connected end to end!

Sun Ce laughed, asked people to take ten warships, put dry firewood and oil, and saw that the east wind was strong, and immediately asked someone to sail the ship to Cao's boat!

"Die!"

Seeing the ship rushing straight towards Cao Jun, Sun Ce was overjoyed!

"Ah, I forgot to light the fire!"

He was suddenly shocked!

Lei Feng waved his hand calmly: "Don't panic, find a few women with big breasts to come over." ”

Soon, Da Qiao (played by Zhang Qingqing) and Xiao Qiao (the one in the hair salon in Chunyu Town) arrived.

The second daughter has a big mind!

Sun Ce: "Where does the fire come from?" ”

Lei Feng: "If there is a ditch, it will be fired!" ”

As soon as the words fell, ten warships on the river in the distance "boomed" and turned into ten fireships! Immediately ignited Cao Cao's hundreds of thousands of troops in one fell swoop!

Sun Ce was shocked!

"You are my little apple, I can't love you too much, my little red face warms my heart and lights up the fire of my life~"

In the music, Da Qiao and Xiao Qiao looked at Lei Feng with affection.

【You have borrowed Jingzhou!】 】

A text appeared on Lei Feng's head;

Lei Feng bowed his hand and said goodbye, hiding his merit and fame!

Half a day.

"Did you really lend Jingzhou to him?"

Seeing that Lei Feng had left, Sun Quan frowned.

Zhou Yu waved his feather fan lightly, and Zhizhu was in his hand: "Don't worry, Lu Meng and Lu Ziming are in Jingzhou Nanjun, his temper is not good, and he won't let go so easily." ”

Sun Ce showed a lewd smile: "The top priority is to beat the water dog and capture Cao Mengde alive; Here's the matter, whether we catch it or not, we will go back to Jingzhou - we said to borrow, but we didn't say how long we borrowed......"