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Lei Feng said frantically: "I said aunt, where are you going to blow up the bunker, why don't you understand?" I'm like that Mr. Dongguo now, oh, I saved the wolf when I was done, and the wolf will eat me when I turn around, so you say that the wolf... Isn't it rude? ”

"Hahaha!"

The audience was amused by Lei Feng again!

Such an imposing sentence, after being glared at by the old lady, changed her words to "Isn't it rude?" It's hard not to be happy!

The old lady straightened up and said loudly: "I just understood, you put aside that finger and scolding Huai, I have been lying here for a long time, do you think I am lying on my stomach?" Say who is the snake, who is the dog, and who is the wolf? Scold who nei crazy (Lei Feng) that, you are nei crazy (Lei Feng)! When I can't understand Cantonese, is it! ”

In the sketch of the previous life, this last sentence is "Who is so cheap (Hao Jian) scolding, you are so cheap (Hao Jian)!" In this life, Lei Feng changed the name of the character and took the pronunciation of "you" in Cantonese "nei". Therefore, Lei Feng has become "you (nei) crazy". So it became a curse word in the mouth of the old lady.

Under this change, the humor was not reduced at all, and the audience laughed again!

Lei Feng couldn't help but pat his thigh and said, "Lei Feng's name was given to me by my mother who got up early and was greedy for darkness, why did it become a dirty word to you?" ”

The old lady was angry: "You bumped me into me, even if you say sorry, not only don't you apologize, but you also bite me back, I tell you, hey, you are there today, don't want to leave." ”

As she spoke, the old lady stood up, staggered, duck step towards the bicycle, grabbed the bicycle, and took the duck step back again, moving and saying: "This, this is the evidence, I am risking my life today, and I will fight this social undesirable phenomenon to the end!" ”

This detail is actually extremely difficult to grasp!

In her previous life, the old lady played by Ma Li performed quite well in this "duck step"! Every trembling amplitude, every step away, the rickety of the body, the curvature of the legs... All are extremely beneficial!

Although Wang Xijun is very talented in acting, at this point, he is still not at the level of Ma Li. However, to be able to have such a performance in a short period of time has already exceeded Lei Feng's expectations!

Everyone laughed.

Lei Feng was shocked: "No, how did you move over?" ”

The old lady herself was stunned by herself: "Huh? ”

Lei Feng said excitedly: "No, Auntie, you're fine!" ”

Old lady: "Me? I'm so angry with you! ”

Lei Feng raised his eyebrows cheaply and said, "Ah! This angry person can still cure the disease, then I am qigong! ”

And so the crowd rejoiced again!

Finally, the third role played by Wang Xitian, the traffic police, appeared!

When everyone saw this, they almost knew that this sketch was about to end, and they were still unsatisfied, and they felt that they might not see such a wonderful sketch for a long time.

So he looked at the stage.

Unexpectedly, it was another divine turn!

The old lady looked at the traffic police, put down the bicycle, and grabbed the traffic policeman's hand excitedly, almost speechless: "Savior!" ...”

And Lei Feng ......

At the moment when the traffic police appeared, he fell directly to the ground!!

This scene is a divine turn!

The audience burst into laughter!

even hooked the audience's expectations for the follow-up plot to an unprecedented extreme!

Look at the scene, the bicycle is next to the old lady, Lei Feng fell to the ground, and his face was still blue, and the situation was "clear at a glance"! At this time, the traffic police appeared, wouldn't everything be reversed!

What will the traffic police think?

What kind of expression will the old lady have?

And why is this Lei Feng so cheap? ．．．

The audience's laughter can't be stopped!

Whether it's brain supplementation or speculation, in short, things have developed to this turning point of God, and people can't control their inner laughter!

The shooting is amazing!

This plot is amazing!

High tide!

This is the real orgasm!

"You, you... Why did you still fall? ”

At this time, the old lady was still holding the hand of the traffic policeman, but when she turned around, she saw Lei Feng lying motionless on the ground - it seemed that he was still convulsing! -- I really had a blank mind, my thinking was confused, my voice was shocked, angry, and angry, and I was so angry that I was trembling all over, my breath was not smooth, and I couldn't speak!

Everyone laughed "hahaha~"!

That's awesome!

Just the old lady's sentence "Why are you still down?" "It almost made a lot of people laugh and cry!

Laugh until your stomach hurts!

The seats in the entire Assembly Hall were clapped with a "bang", otherwise it would not be enough to express the smile in my heart!!

Wang Da Traffic Police looked at Lei Feng who fell to the ground, and then looked at the front wheel of the bicycle bend, and said in shock: "Auntie, you are riding too fast!" This rim is like this, are you racing? ”

"Hahaha!!"

Once again, the Great Hall was flooded with laughter!

The old lady's mind went blank, and she said incoherently, "I... I..."

Traffic police: "Look at you hit someone..."

The old lady almost cried: "I didn't hit him." ”

Traffic police: "Auntie, this car is here, people are lying here, the scene of the accident is too clear." ”

God-like plot development!

First of all, Lei Feng was difficult to argue, and then the old lady jumped into the Yellow River and couldn't wash it away, and the laughter lasted and almost never fell!

The old lady explained, "That's not my bike." Not my bike..."

Lei Feng, who had been silent for a long time, suddenly turned his head: "Your wife's bicycle, you didn't pedal so fast, I delayed your take-off!" ”

Everyone burst into laughter, and several parents covered their stomachs, but they were actually laughing and cramping!

The old lady really couldn't tell, she was confused, the traffic police hurriedly asked her not to get excited, and came to Lei Feng's side who fell to the ground: "Oh, comrade, this is not broken, does it hurt?" ”

A stunning scene has reappeared!

I saw Lei Feng fall to the ground, raised his arms and moved his legs, and shouted: "Oh, my elbow, oh, my wave, oh, my waist..."

This Nima is the word of the old lady before!

This Nima is too cheap!

Everyone couldn't hold back their laughter, but they couldn't help it, and their stomachs hurt from laughter!

Sure enough, I saw Lei Feng answering: "It doesn't hurt." ”

Wang Da Traffic Police was speechless and said: "It's all here, don't use the elimination method." It's okay, let's see if we can walk around? ”

Lei Feng said quietly: "You should be able to go, but you must go according to the table." ”

"Why did you still walk up to the watch?"

The old lady said loudly!

What a living treasure! Living Treasure!

The audience burst into laughter!

I think this skit is really well performed!

God Edit! God deduces!

And Lei Feng conformed to the theme, looked back at the body of the bicycle, and said cheaply: "Ah, the rim is like that, it's been a long time, I flew over from there, so can I still rescue it?" Look at this, I can fly out for about 10 meters! ”

"Where did you fly 10 meters?"

The old lady is crazy!

Lei Feng's little hand slapped to the ground: "Then I fly a few meters, it's all here, and I still compare the three meters and two meters with me, does it make sense?" ”

Everyone laughed and laughed with tears!

The old lady wailed: "What he said is all my words!" ”

The joyous atmosphere throughout the Great Hall was at its peak! Students, teachers, parents, and several city leaders sitting among the parents couldn't help but laugh and couldn't keep their mouths shut!

In this sketch, there are too many laughs, and the heavyweight Wang brothers and sisters and a Lei Feng who is in the second line but has a cheap feeling in his bones are performing, which is really hard to resist, and it is impossible to stop laughing for a few seconds.

At this point, the sketch performance is about to end.

But what the audience in the Great Hall didn't expect was that this traffic police officer turned out to be the traffic police who dealt with the rear-end accident!

It's really another god turn!

Seeing Lei Feng excitedly hugging the traffic police (the picture is a bit tragic, the author will not describe it in detail), the old lady was extremely uneasy. After Lei Feng clarified the matter through the traffic police, the old lady finally changed from "doubt" to "confusion", and finally began to carefully recall how she fell.

At this time, the traffic police took out two hundred yuan and said: "Auntie, look, the driver just now came back to apologize, saying that my brain didn't turn this corner at that time, let me return this money to this young man, saying that you can't let people who do good deeds feel cold and take it." ”

Seeing this, everyone applauded!

Lei Feng pressed the money on his small chest: "Oh, it's not cold, it's not cold, it's not cold." ”

The traffic police handed over another one: "People will give you an extra 100 for you to take to repair the car." ”

Lei Feng continued to hold his chest: "Oh, not only is this not cold, why is it suddenly a little heartburn?" ”

And at this moment, the old lady on the side finally remembered what happened before, and said loudly: "I remembered, just now, I put it aside and twisted it, and a step was empty, and I fell down when it was over." ”

"Finally, the truth is revealed!"

Lei Feng, who was "aggrieved", walked up to the old lady: "Auntie, I'm sorry, don't be angry with me, I didn't mean to be angry with you just now, I really had no choice, so I played a replay for you." ”

At this time, I didn't forget to deceive everyone's laughter!

When everyone heard the word "playback", they couldn't help but smile, the previous plot was as vivid as they could remember, and between these words, it seemed to be renewed.

The old lady held Lei Feng's hand: "Child, Auntie misunderstood you so much, you didn't leave, and you have to help Auntie, so good!" ”

Lei Feng said seriously: "Auntie, if this person falls, we won't help him, won't that person's heart fall?" If people's hearts fall, we can't help them even if we want to. ”

As soon as these words came out, there was a lot of applause, and even the city leaders in the crowd applauded heavily!

What is a good sketch?

One is interesting, and the other is connotative.

The sketch "Help or Not Help" reflects the current situation of a society, if there are only a lot of laughs, although it can win laughter, it will not make some people pay attention to it.

Now Lei Feng's words are sublimating his intention - and at the same time, he conveys positive energy without losing his laughter!

That's a lot of money!

Don't you see that in the Spring Festival Gala, some sketches would rather make people feel contrived, but also have emotional dramas and patriotism?

You can't win 'em all.

Now Lei Feng has handled the two so well, so how can party insiders who are sensitive to this aspect applaud insincerely!

At present, it is the time of heated discussions about "whether to help or not", and the consequences of Mrs. Xing's incident have made the entire country fall silent.

Should the elderly be helped when they fall?

This thing that I didn't have to think about before, now even people with a very good heart are beginning to hesitate.

At this time, Lei Feng, as a former "victim", said such a thing, which really won a round of applause.

Qin Shou was extremely excited!

This sketch is beautifully performed!

The field continues...

"Stinky boy, it's a thief, it's lying on the ground, and you're still walking up according to the table, hahaha..."

"I have a lot of eyes, I haven't turned that, I wonder if I want to turn up at this speed, then I can't spontaneously combust."

"Hahaha..."

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At this time, the sketch finally really ended, Lei Feng, Wang Xijun, and Wang Xitian thanked the three of them, and the applause in the Great Hall was like thunder!