September 30. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

Friday.

The Great Hall of the People of Baofeng County has changed from serious in the past and brought together many parents and leaders of students.

The City Hall is divided into two floors, and in the center of the ring stand, it is a stage!

On the stage, it is a sketch contest!

It was 10 a.m.

The contest started at eight o'clock, and now at this time, it is already after two speeches and twelve programs.

At this time, outside the Great Hall, Zhou Dingcai, vice president of Meihua College, was accompanying a middle-aged man in a shirt.

There were also a few people who went with them.

If it is a person from the education department of Baofeng County, you can recognize it at a glance, and the middle-aged man next to Zhou Dingcai is Qin Shou, director of the Baofeng County Education Bureau!

The few people who traveled with him were the principals or vice principals of primary and secondary schools in Baofeng County!

At this time, Qin Shou's face was not very good.

"I said that someone in the city was coming..."

Qin Shou's voice was slightly deep.

In this sketch contest, all counties across the country will participate, the city attaches great importance to it, and the county is also the same, but two hours have passed, and the works given by each school are really unsatisfactory.

Although there are the most primary schools in the county, compared with the sketch contest held in the neighboring county yesterday, Qin Shou knows in his heart that Baofeng County's performance this time is much inferior, which can be known from the laughter in the Great Hall.

At this moment, many leaders of the education department and the propaganda department of City A are in the Great Hall, as well as several relevant personnel from neighboring counties.

"It's really a fool of you this time."

Qin Shou sighed in his heart.

He was about to speak, when there was a sudden applause from the Great Hall!

"Good!"

"Good!"

It's like watching a play in ancient times!

The applause was thunderous!

But within a few seconds, the applause and applause came to an abrupt end! In its place, there was a lot of laughter!

Qin Shou looked at the Great Hall in surprise: "What kind of program is inside?" ”

Zhou Dingcai and the others looked at each other, they came out with Qin Shou, how could they know the situation inside, but listening to this movement, it seemed that there was a good show.

"Go in and have a look."

Qin Shou's voice was slightly happy.

He set off immediately.

Zhou Dingcai and others hurriedly followed!

Along the aisle, a few people walked into the Great Hall, and some laughter could still be heard. Many people couldn't stop laughing, shaking their bellies and slapping their legs...

The hearts of several principals moved slightly, hoping that it was the students of their school on the stage at this moment.

Qin Yong looked ahead.

On the stage, next to a bicycle with a 90-degree bend of the front wheel, a student with a blue nose and swollen face was holding a mobile phone, pointing the camera at himself, coughing twice, and walking to the silver-haired old lady played by a fat girl sitting on the ground not far away, and said: "I am a good person Lei Feng, just now, I was carrying my bicycle in front of me unscrupulously, and somehow, there was suddenly an old lady behind, I put down all my worries and stepped forward to help her without hesitation." ”

At this time, the boy pointed the mobile phone in his hand at the silver-haired old lady: "It's your turn, close your chin and look thin." ”

Everyone in the Great Hall looked at the old lady's chubby appearance and laughed again!

The silver-haired old lady looked at the mobile phone camera, and said in a trembling voice: "I, an innocent passerby, innocent was knocked down by you, you still have to run when it's over, hehehe... Hehehehe..."The old lady laughed proudly.

The boy put away his phone in slow motion: "Auntie, you are so naughty, do you know in your family?" ”

This sentence also appears in this world, such as "Young man, you are hanging so much in the post bar, does your family know?" "Principal, you are so caring, do your family know? Now from the mouth of this boy, for some reason, it is so funny!

Zhou Dingcai's eyes lit up!

He may not recognize many teachers and students in the Mei Academy, but he can recognize the boys on the stage at a glance!

Several principals on the side also widened their eyes!

The boy on the stage actually participated in the sketch competition, and he seemed to perform extraordinary, which was really unexpected by everyone!

This boy is naturally Lei Feng!

The silver-haired old lady who fell to the ground was none other than Wang Xijun!

Today's Lei Feng people have already changed their shotguns to cannons, and their clothes and dresses are all taken care of by the school, coupled with many adjustments in details, the sketch of "whether to help or not" has begun to really reveal its original charm, and the degree of laughter is far from comparable that day.

Even Bai Qianhe, who has seen it several times, is in the audience at this moment, and he can't stop laughing!

The sketch continues, and at this moment, suddenly a bicycle is ridden out from behind the scenes!

"Passerby B" appears!

It is Wang Xitian!

Lei Feng called him: "Hey, big brother." ”

Wang Xitian stopped the bicycle with the foot brake: "What's the matter, young man?" ”

"There's an old lady here..."

Sou!

Wang Xitian rode over quickly!

It wasn't until the edge of the stage that Wang Xitian called Lei Feng over and whispered, "You hit it?" ”

"Not really!"

"Run!" Wang Xitian put his foot on the pedal and said, "I'll help you." ”

Lei Feng was curious: "What is the result?" ”

I saw Wang Xitian turn his head silently, as if he didn't want people to see the tears that were about to gush out of his eyes, and choked up: "Let me tell you this, brother... It's a big run! ”

Passerby B shed tears, Lei Feng stood upright and bowed silently.

The hall erupted in laughter again, and many little girls burst into tears!

"That's amazing!"

"Ouch, Nima is laughing at me..."

The crowd burst into laughter! Even very shy people can't help but laugh at this series of classic dialogues!

The few people who had just walked into the Great Hall looked surprised and surprised at this time. Especially Qin Shou, his gaze glanced at some directions in the Great Hall, and a happy look appeared on his originally angry face for the first time!

On the stage, Lei Feng, who saw off passerby B, had already returned to the old lady, he half-squatted, looked at the old lady, and said sincerely: "Auntie, let me briefly introduce the situation in my family." Well, let's put it this way, the thieves came to my house with tears in their eyes."

Everyone burst into laughter!

Lei Feng paused and said, "You have to throw me two bags of rice during the New Year's holidays...", he looked at the old lady, "Do you understand what I mean?" ”

Seeing that the old lady turned her head and ignored him, Lei Feng continued: "Then let's do this, let's share a few fables together, the names of the stories are: Mr. Dongguo and the wolf, Lu Dongbin and the dog, the farmer and the snake, Lei Feng and the old lady. ”

This sentence is so funny!

When the three fables were said, everyone couldn't help but be happy, and finally as soon as "Lei Feng and the Old Lady" came out, they couldn't help it anymore, and even Qin Shou, who had not long been in for a short time, couldn't help laughing!

"What are these stories about," Lei Feng continued: "I'll tell you about it from beginning to end, saying that once upon a time, there was a gentleman named Dongguo, one day, he rode his donkey, and rode a big pimple on his face in Naga da Gada Gada, and when it was over, he met a wolf who was about to die, and this wolf—"

"It's too inky!!"

The old lady, who didn't wait for everyone to pant with laughter, and who didn't perish in silence, broke out in silence!

She was so angry that she trembled, the flesh on her face trembled, and at a young age, she was stunned to perform the demeanor of an old lady in her seventies: "If you want to help you, you will help, if you don't help you, you will leave, you make room for good people!" I'll just act like you haven't hit me, okay, you go, go, go, run! ”

The power of the phrase "you make room for good people" is too great!

The audience burst into fun!

Looking at Lei Feng's expression that almost collapsed when he heard the word "escape", he couldn't help it anymore and applauded one after another!

Lei Feng got up suddenly: "Why am I still an escape?" If we talk like this, will we be able to play together in the future? ”

Old lady: Are you leaving?

Lei Feng: I'm not leaving!

Old lady: Are you leaving?

Lei Feng: If I leave, I'll be on the run!

The old lady played by Wang Xijun trembled at this time: "You don't want to go, right?" Okay, I'll go!! ”

"I'll go!" As soon as the two words came out, I saw the old lady fall to the ground, her right hand in front, in a figure 7 shape, and her legs stepped back, like a soldier scouting on the grass, the action was extremely standard, the speed was forward, and she was crawling forward!

Three or four meters in an instant!!

This is simply blinding everyone!!

Laughter, applause...

Overwhelmed in an instant!

Qin Shou looked at this scene, felt the atmosphere in this Great Hall, nodded to the few people around him with minimal movements, and several of them went to the side together.