"The Five Decays of Heaven and Man? What do you mean? ”

Frowning, Zhang Tianbao flipped down again, only to see that Chang'e still had messy hair and dirty clothes, with a pillow between her left and right arms, sitting under the laurel tree, her little face was very pitiful. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

[Who knows if there is something that absorbs water stronger!] (crying expression) in the third paragraph of the five decays of heaven and man, sweating under the armpits is really terrifying! My Guanghan Palace is going to be drowning in sweat! (Crying, crying, crying)]

"Can sweat drown a house? Not so exaggerated! But of course, it's better to absorb water than an aunt's towel, which is small and practical! ”

Continue to look down, Chang'e didn't have a pillow anymore, and in the bedroom of Guanghan Palace, holding the mirror in one hand and her messy hair in the other, she was about to cry.

[I just used the shampoo that Tai Bai Xing passed from the mortal world, and after a while, it was like this again, the second stage of the five decays of heaven and man, the head is wilting, it seems that I have come to this point! ] (Crying, crying, crying)]

Flipping down further, Chang'e's hair is not messy this time, she is very beautiful above the neck, just like in the portrait, but her clothes are dirty, and she looks down at the door, and she is very disgusted.

[I'm going to have a date with Tianpeng later, what can I do, the first paragraph of the five decays of heaven and man, the clothes are dirty, and the illegal power can be solved, but I can't get it clean, I'm embarrassed to go out, woo......]

"What the hell do you mean?"

The more Zhang Tianbao looked, the more curious he became, and continued to scroll down until he finished reading Chang'e's circle of friends, he was shocked, and at the same time, he finally understood why the gods in the sky wanted laundry detergent, shampoo, antiperspirant lotion, and perfume.

Because they're in trouble!

It turns out that the gods will also die, and now they in heaven are facing the signs before death comes, the five decays of heaven and man, one is the dirty clothes, the second is the wilting of the head, the third is sweating under the armpits, the fourth is the body is filthy, and the fifth is unhappy.

According to the information revealed by Chang'e, now all the immortals have basically reached the third and fourth stages, and their remaining days are only one or two hundred years.

Of course, for mortals, one or two hundred years is a matter of two or three lifetimes, a long, long time, but for them...... It's still a long time, but the more time passes, the more they live and die.

Who can imagine how uncomfortable it is for the gods who are high up in the sky, pretending to be more accustomed to pretending every day, but now their clothes are dirty, their hair is messy, their armpits are sweating, and their bodies are still smelly, especially those goddesses who love beauty, which are undoubtedly worse than going to hell.

This is still a celestial phenomenon, and no matter how strong their mana is, they can't resolve it.

Thinking that when he was shopping for clothes in the morning, Chang'e pleaded with her so pitifully, but she didn't pay attention to her, Zhang Tianbao felt very guilty.

Clicking on the chat box with Chang'e, Zhang Tianbao wanted to say something to her, but he didn't know how to speak.

"Why don't I go buy something for them?" Zhang Tianbao wanted to make up for it, thinking that it would be more practical, so he hurriedly got dressed and got up and set off.

Now you can use Tenpay to pay in the supermarket, but you don't need to pay the money into cash.

Out of the school gate, Zhang Tianbao rushed directly into the supermarket and swept a bunch of goods with a shopping basket.

On the "......" counter, the cashier was dumbfounded when he looked at the dense shampoo, laundry detergent, antiperspirant, and perfume. Do you really want so much? ”

"Hmm!" Zhang Tianbao nodded and said. "Please hurry up, I'm in a hurry!"

"Let's talk about it first, we can't return these things after they are sold!" The cashier was very worried about Zhang Tianbao's tricks, she also watched the news a few days ago, someone bought more than a dozen cigarettes in the supermarket, and came back after going out for a while and said that he had bought the wrong one and wanted to return it, but the returned goods were all fakes.

"I won't retreat!" Zhang Tianbao also knew that it was a bit exaggerated to buy like this. "You're not going to ask me to sign any guarantee to sell it to me, are you?"

"Not really......," said the cashier, pointing to the monitor above his head. We've got a record here! ”

...... "What else can Zhang Tianbao say?" Let's settle the score! ”

"Oh......" the cashier picked up the machine and swept it up. A total of 6823 yuan, may I ask if you swipe the card or ...... it?"

"Tenpay!" Zhang Tianbao had already taken out his mobile phone.

"Good!"

After scanning the code and paying successfully, Zhang Tianbao went out with two big pockets.

"Oh my God!" Zhang Tianbao never expected things to be so heavy, but there were many people at the door of the supermarket, and he couldn't just pass things up directly in front of so many people.

Fortunately, there is an alley next to the supermarket, and it seems that no one is passing by.

"Hu ......" was placed on the ground, Zhang Tianbao wiped the sweat on his forehead, let out a sigh, looked at the people around, and hurriedly opened Super Tenpay with his mind and turned on the code scanning function.

As soon as I stared, both bags of things disappeared.

[50 bottles of shampoo were successfully received, and merit points were increased: 40,000]

[50 bags of laundry detergent were successfully received, increasing merit points: 30,000]

[20 bottles of antiperspirant lotion were successfully received, increasing merit points: 12000]

[Ten bottles of scarce item perfume, twenty-three people pre-order to buy, enter the auction mode......]

[Chang'e bid: 5,000 merit points, with small print: It must have been bought for me by Brother Tianbao, don't rob it! ] 】

[Queen Mother's bid: 10,000 merit points, with small words: Do you think the old lady wants to rob it, the bottle of perfume last time was too smelly, it is better not to spray it, this newly bought bottle looks OK, you are not allowed to fight with me, the bottle was sent to you last time. 】

[He Xiangu bid: 10001 merit points, with small words: There are ten bottles this time, I won't grab it from you, but let's say it first, one person can only buy one! 】

[Queen Mother's bid: 11111 merit points, with small print: Okay, but I warn you, whoever chirps crookedly, be careful that the old lady buys all ten bottles! ] 】

【3......】

【2......】

【1......】

[The first bottle of perfume 11111 merit points were sold, and the second bottle of ...... was auctioned]

Looking at the words of a few people, Zhang Tianbao blushed, it is true that Yang Ze and the perfume they bought were too secondary, and there was only half a bottle, but this time he bought Adidas perfume, which was not expensive, less than a hundred, but it was also a brand product, I believe they would not be disappointed.

In less than a while, the auction of the perfume was over, and the price of the first bottle was a little higher, and the average was about 3,000 later, Chang'e and He Xiangu both bought it, and Zhang Tianbao felt a little relieved.

In this wave, Zhang Tianbao directly received 120,000 points of merit, plus the previous 5,000, it was already 120,005, but the VIP3 mall did not open the reaction.

"It can't be broken! 120,000 is not enough, so how much does it take! It can't be 1 million! ”

"Ding......

At this moment, a voice of information sounded in my head, and I saw that it was a message from Chang'e.

[Chang'e: Brother Tianbao, thank you, Mo Mo Da! (Cute, cute)】

[Zhang Tianbao: You're welcome, tell me what else you need, I'll buy it and send it to you! 】

[Chang'e: Brother Tianbao (aggrieved expression) Shampoo, laundry, and antiperspirant lotion are all distributed by Tai Baixing after receiving the goods, and there are too many people who want it, and I can't get it on my head at all, can you buy more? 】

[Zhang Tianbao: Okay, you wait! 】

Zhang Tianbao immediately went to purchase another wave, and under the stunned expression of the cashier, he paid and mentioned the alley.

[50 bottles of shampoo were successfully received, and merit points were increased: 40,000]

[50 bags of laundry detergent were successfully received, increasing merit points: 30,000]

[40 bottles of antiperspirant lotion were successfully received, increasing merit points: 24000]

In this wave, another 90,004 was recorded, and Zhang Tianbao's merit was directly close to 220,000.

[Zhang Tianbao: You have it now, right? ] 】

[Chang'e: (crying, crying) I still haven't, they grabbed it too fast! Woo ......]

[Zhang Tianbao: Can I send it to you directly? 】

[Chang'e: No, this software is made by Tai Bai Xing, so everything has to be listened to him, if it weren't for the Queen Mother's strong protest that the perfume must be auctioned, otherwise I wouldn't even be able to buy the perfume! (Crying)】

[Zhang Tianbao: Okay, then I'll buy some more! 】

[Chang'e: Thank you, Brother Tianbao, love you! ] (Flying Kiss, Flying Kiss)】

Zhang Tianbao was embarrassed to go to the supermarket just now, and even if he went, he almost bought out the things on the containers inside.

Fortunately, there are many supermarkets at the entrance of the school, and after running all night, Zhang Tianbao spent more than 60,000 yuan, and finally, Chang'e got her wish and had her own shampoo, laundry, and antiperspirant.

Zhang Tianbao's merit points also skyrocketed to 860,000, but what made him wonder was that the VIP3 mall still failed to open.

"It doesn't really take 1 million!"

But the shampoo, laundry detergent, perfume, and antiperspirant in the supermarkets and canteens around the school were basically bought by him, and at most there were only some bits and pieces, and he also noticed that after the large batch delivery was made, I don't know if it was because of the saturation of the market, the original bottle of shampoo was 800 merit points, and then it slowly became 700 points, 600 points, and even now a bottle is 500 points.

It seems that there is no way to hit 1 million merit points tonight.

"Tomorrow!"

After a busy night's work, Zhang Tianbao, who was too tired, returned to the bedroom and fell asleep.

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(Writing here, a little secret can be regarded as surfacing, such an unpopular thing as the five decays of heaven and man, I believe few people can think of it!)

So here's the question, Chang'e's circle of friends, hands are obviously not free, who is the person taking the picture! Please leave a message!

Book friends who answer correctly, the author WeChat to red envelope, 100 yuan, limited to the first two!

The final answer is revealed in Monday's updated article! ）