31. My brother and daughter-in-law are here
"He came to our store yesterday, yes, yes, yes, he wants shampoo, laundry detergent, deodorant and perfume......"
At 8:30 a.m., on the TV, a campus reporter from Jiangbei University held a microphone to an old man, and behind him was an inconspicuous commissary near Jiangbei University. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE。 info
"I believe you also know from the uncle's words that the mysterious man who swept the goods last night didn't even let go of this commissary......," the campus reporter asked the old man again.
"Uncle, did he tell you what he bought so much shampoo, laundry detergent, deodorant and perfume for?"
"No! I don't dare ask! I'm afraid he won't want to ask too much! The old man looked very happy, and said. I sold more than 6,000 yuan last night, and my dentures can be replaced with new ones! ”
"!" He Hao, who had just come out of the Internet café to have breakfast in the restaurant, was speechless when they saw the news.
"Do you not know what to broadcast on campus news? People have to take care of shampoo and laundry detergent when they buy it! ”
"No! This thing is very hot, I just read the campus post! Du Jiarui said with his mobile phone. It all said that last night a mysterious man bought almost all the shampoo, laundry detergent, deodorant and perfume from all the supermarkets near the school! ”
"What's the matter with us!" Yang Zedao, who was gnawing on the bun.
"That's it!" Fang Wentao said. "We don't wash our hair, we don't wash our clothes, and we don't need such girly things as antiperspirant and perfume, we buy them all when we buy them all!"
"Don't you think it's a conspiracy?" Du Jiarui said.
"Conspiracy? What conspiracy? He Hao was curious.
"I don't know what the conspiracy is!" Du Jiarui looked at his phone and said. "Anyway, the people who learned the news have already bought the leftover shampoo, laundry detergent, antiperspirant and perfume sold in the shops around the school, and students from other universities have also learned the news from our post bar, it is estimated that after today, all these things near the universities in Jiangbei City will be swept away!"
"It's good to buy more of these things!" On the TV, the old man was still thumbs up at the camera. "Take a bath frequently, change clothes frequently, you are all college students, you all have to love clean, perfume should also be sprayed, how fragrant, antiperspirant lotion is used without sweating, how great, I went to buy again, everyone is welcome to come to my store to buy!"
"......" people obviously still underestimate the contagion of public opinion now, and in a few hours, this matter will continue to ferment, not only near the university, but the entire Jiangbei City will fall into a frenzy of buying shampoo, laundry detergent, deodorant and perfume today.
And the initiator, the four of them would never have imagined that it was Zhang Tianbao, who was in the same bedroom with them and was now sleeping soundly.
"Are you saying that the small RB earthquake has caused a leak in the nuclear power plant?"
After eating, the four of them walked towards the dormitory.
"I remember that a few years ago, because of this, everyone was grabbing salt, saying that salt can prevent radiation!"
"I also remember, during that time, my mother was one step slower, and she had to go to the next door to borrow the stir-fried vegetables, and the next door didn't borrow it!"
"So you mean shampoo, laundry detergent, deodorant and perfume are also radiation proof?"
"That's what it means!"
"Cut ......."
Where is this?
Curiosity about this topic is curiosity, but the four of them obviously have no interest in guessing, they are tired after playing all night, and now they have arrived downstairs in the bedroom, and they can lie on the bed and sleep beautifully after walking two steps!
That's the most important thing!
"Classmate, can I ask you about someone?"
At this moment, the four of them suddenly heard a sweet voice, in this tired morning, it was like drinking a bowl of warm honey, and they suddenly came to their senses, and they all looked over.
I saw a girl with a double ponytail at the door of the dormitory building looking at them with a smile.
The girl with a double ponytail is wearing a yellow thread dress, a white short skirt, and a small yellow bag diagonally on her shoulders, which is very playful and cute, and that face, the four of them have remembered it since yesterday.
"Xu Miyang! She is Xu Miyang! ”
"Really, oh my God!"
"Did she hear my call and come to me?"
"Give me a slap in the face!"
"Smack......
"Damn, it hurts, I'm not dreaming!"
"Don't forget, his brother is Xu Zhen!" He Hao put his hands around his chest and said lightly.
"......" This basin of cold water was splashed, and the three of them were stunned, and finally sobered up a little. Ahem......"
It's embarrassing.
"You know me?! That's great! Xu Miyang jumped in front of them and said with a smile. May I ask, do you know Zhang Tianbao? ”
"What?" The four of them were stunned.
"Zhang, Tian, Bao!" Xu Miyang said word by word. "Do you know him?"
"Hehe...... "The four of them don't just know each other, they don't know each other too well, they all know that Zhang Tianbao has a pink mole on his buttocks.
But......
It's early in the morning, Xu Miyang, the dragon in the school, doesn't see the beginning and the end, and only exists in the list, why did the super school girl who can be comparable to Zhao Qingfu come to him?
The four of them glanced at each other and asked each other, but who knows!
No way, Yang Ze asked with his hands around his chest.
"What are you looking for him?"
"He broke my most precious thing yesterday...... Xu Miyang pouted, lowered his head and played with his fingers, and said aggrievedly. He said he would take care of it, and said he would accompany me today, but he didn't leave me any way to get in touch, so I had to come to him! ”
"What!" When they heard this, the four of them were shocked.
The most precious thing? Woman's? The four of them glanced at each other, and from their respective eyes, they probably guessed something!
But that's not right! Didn't Zhang Tianbao go to the hotel with Zhao Qingfu yesterday, why did he get involved with Xu Miyang again!
He Hao hurriedly winked at Yang Ze and motioned for him to ask again, after all, Zhang Tianbao is their brother, no matter how beautiful Xu Miyang is, he can't wronged people!
Yang Ze nodded, indicating that he understood, but he didn't dare to ask too bluntly, and only said vaguely to Xu Miyang.
"Is it at the Dynasty Hotel?"
"That's right!" Looking up, Xu Miyang's big eyes looked at Yang Ze and nodded.
"Hiss......" The four of them gasped, the matter has come to this point, there is no need to ask anymore, what else can happen to men and women in the hotel?
"Brute!"
"Beast!"
"Playing Double Fly?"
"Or two superlative?"
"What's the difference between this and Zhu Bajie eating ginseng fruit? Can he taste it? ”
"That's it, it's too bad, how can it be divided into two days!"
The eyes of the four of them suddenly burst into flames, all kinds of envy, jealousy and hatred, and the words that came out made Xu Miyang stunned, but Xu Miyang, a beast and a beast, understood, but he didn't understand the words later.
However, Xu Miyang knew that he should also be criticizing Zhang Tianbao.
"You don't have to be so ruthless!" Xu Miyang was very embarrassed, and said cautiously, in fact, she blamed herself, she was in too much of a hurry yesterday and forgot to leave her contact information, but she didn't expect Zhang Tianbao to be so unknown at school, and she could only block in the boys' dormitory if she asked who didn't know.
Obviously, the little witch didn't understand how big the misunderstanding was caused by what she had just said.
"Look at what a good girl! I'm still talking for this obstacle! ”
"Brother and daughter-in-law, you don't have to worry, we'll get him down if we go up now, he must accompany you today!"
"Brother and daughter-in-law!" As soon as she heard this, Xu Miyang was overjoyed, laughed, and nodded hurriedly. "Okay, okay, then thank you big brother in advance!"