"Of course, it's not all tea..."

Speaking of which, the theme of "Selling Tea" finally appeared, and the bag of tea in Lei Feng's hand finally made its debut. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

In the applause of many audiences, Wang Xitian looked at the unwrapped bag of tea, looked at Lei Feng and said, "Big brother, you won't be fooling me, right?" ”

"If you don't believe it, forget it, this tea is prepared by me to give my daughter-in-law weight loss, there is only one in the world, if you are not afraid of your young age..."

Lei Feng turned around and wanted to leave, but Wang Xitian hurriedly grabbed him.

Lei Feng: "That's it, there is no basis for what you say, although this tea is soaked in water and drunk, but you have a piece in your mouth, it also has a great effect." Come on, let's try it, you take a piece, don't take too much! You have to remember that there is not much tea left, and your health is based on my daughter-in-law's obesity! ”

In the laughter of everyone, Wang Xitian took a piece of tea in his mouth.

"With that, let's test it again! Listen to the question—"

Lei Feng stretched out his finger again and said, "On a bus, before leaving the station, there are nine people sitting on this bus, and when you get to a stop, two people go down; At another station, a man got on board; One more stop...... Excuse me, how many stops did the bus take? ”

Wang Xitian: "I know, this time I heard clearly, it's eight stations!" ”

Lei Feng: "Congratulations—"

Wang Xitian: "Hey, no, big brother, you asked this question." ”

Lei Feng: "Then let me ask you if you haven't asked, how many people are there on this bus?" ”

Wang Xitian: "Eleven people! ”

Lei Feng: "Congratulations on getting it right again!" ”

"Oops!"

Wang Xitian touched his head.

He turned around a few times, looked confused, and said, "I always feel that something is wrong, big brother, I answered this question correctly, I think it is because I answered this answer before." ”

"Then I'll ask you something you couldn't answer before," Lei Feng said loudly, "said that a couple bought a cage of xiaolongbao to eat together, the girl ate three-sevenths of it, the boy ate four-sevenths, and the boy ate 4.5 yuan more than the girl, may I ask, how much is this basket of xiaolongbao?" ”

"Huh?"

Wang Xitian snapped his fingers when he heard this, "This question I didn't answer before, three-sevenths, 4.5 yuan... It's a complicated number—no! He suddenly shouted, "I thought of it, it's 4.5 yuan in total!" Men can't be too picky, and a cage of xiaolongbao can't make women pay! ”

"Congratulations on getting it right!"

Lei Feng grabbed Wang Xitian's hand!

The audience laughed!

Wang Xitian touched his head with his other hand, looking confused: "Oh, my head seems to have really become smarter, but why do I always feel that something is wrong?" ”

He reacted for a long time, and suddenly shook his head and said, "It's still not right!" Big brother, this question is something I didn't answer before, but this question is very similar to the one you said, and there is a problem here! You're going to have to ask me a question I didn't ask before! ”

"Good!"

Lei Feng said loudly: "Then I'll give you a completely unfamiliar question!" Excuse me, two hats sell for sixteen dollars, how much does a hat sell for? ”

Wang Xitian: "Eight yuan!" ”

Lei Feng: "Congratulations on your right answer!" Haven't asked this question before? ”

Wang Xitian: "Hey, why did I get it right again?" It's a strange question - no, there's a problem here, I remember, it's so simple that I can answer it even without tea! He said and glared at Lei Feng, and the audience cheered up!

Lei Feng: "Are you sure?" ”

Wang Xitian: "I'm sure! ”

Lei Feng: "Okay! To completely dispel your suspicions, you spit out the tea leaves, and let's try again! ”

Wang Xitian spit out the tea.

Lei Feng looked at him: "Excuse me, how much does a pair of shoes cost for sixteen yuan, how much does a shoe cost?" ”

Wang Xitian said loudly: "Eight yuan!" ”

Lei Feng: "Congratulations, you got the wrong answer!" ”

Wang Xitian: "That's right? ”

Lei Feng: "The daughter-in-law told him why!" ”

Wang Xijun stood aside and said loudly: "Because a shoe is not sold!" ”

Wang Xitian: "Oops! ”

He smacked his head!

Lei Feng stood aside, but at this time he collected the tea: "One shoe costs eight yuan, what if you let the boss keep the other shoe!" It seems that you still don't believe me, then I won't say anything, I'll go my Yangguan Road, you become your vegetative person, farewell! ”

"Big brother!"

Wang Xitian grabbed Lei Feng!

Lei Feng: "You finally believe me?" ”

Wang Xitian: "I believe it!" ”

Lei Feng: "Big brother, I didn't want to care about it, because this tea was carefully prepared by me for my daughter-in-law, but the moment I saw you, I really couldn't bear it, this year, a healthy person should pay attention to the all-round development of morality, intelligence, physical beauty, but you look at you, morality, ideology and morality are not up to the mark; Wise, no brain teasers; body, the ability to imitate is not optimistic; Beauty - I don't say anything, I talk too much and it's all tears......."

The audience laughed!

Wang Xitian held Lei Feng's hand and said excitedly: "Big brother, don't say anything!" I'm sorry for you, I shouldn't have doubted you, you saved me twice, but I took you for a liar! I deserve death! If I had met you earlier, I would have been cured! ”

Lei Feng: "Don't cry, this tea-"

Wang Xitian: "I'll buy it!" ”

Lei Feng: "What to buy!" Am I this kind of money greed? But if you don't give money, I know you will have a bad conscience, so you look at giving, don't give more, I won't charge more, just give 998! ”

Wang Xitian paid for it.

Lei Feng's eyes stared.

Wang Xitian touched and touched his pocket, and finally took out the money: "Big brother, I'm really sorry, I bought something before, and I only have 98 left on my body." ”

The audience laughed.

Lei Feng took the 98 yuan in a daze, turned his head and said: "This is also too ruthless, others erase the change, this wipe the big head..."

Wang Xijun stood aside: "Then take it, 98 is a lot, enough for us to buy gifts..."

"What kind of gift do you want?!"

Lei Feng suddenly shouted!

He looked at Wang Xijun: "What kind of gift do you want?" ”

The audience burst into laughter!

In the "Selling Abduction" series, this scene is very classic.

Wang Xijun: "I didn't say I wanted a gift..."

Lei Feng glared at Wang Xijun, pointed to the gifts that Wang Xitian had put aside before, and said loudly: "Why are you like this?" This gift is taken by people to pay New Year's greetings! How can it ......?"

Wang Xijun: "I didn't say I wanted a gift!" You're relying on me again! ”

Lei Feng: "You still talk back!" See if I go back and don't teach you a hard lesson! ”

Wang Xitian hurriedly took the gift: "Big brother, big brother, don't be angry, I think my eldest sister is a real person, you have saved me three times, this thing will be my New Year's greeting to you!" ”

In the applause of the audience, Wang Xijun slapped Lei Feng hard: "Why are you so lacking in virtue?" She grabbed the gift bag that Lei Feng got in her hand, and pushed it towards Wang Xitian, while saying, "Brother, don't believe him, he lied to you, he is cheating on your money, this tea-"

"You're cheating on me!"

Wang Xitian suddenly shouted!

He pushed the gift to Lei Feng and stared at Wang Xijun: "Why are you like this?" It's the same two people who live together, how can you - you can scold me, because I selfishly took away your chance to be thin, but I will never allow you to say that about my eldest brother! ”

Wang Xitian's voice was very loud, and the audience couldn't stop laughing!

The sketch is here, and it's finally coming to an end.

"Big brother, fate!"

Seeing Wang Xitian crying away with the box of tea, there was a burst of applause from the audience!

The three of them walked backstage after the curtain call, and Lei Feng was still very nervous.

Although the applause from the audience seems to be good after the performance, Lei Feng has no bottom at all about whether "Selling Tea" can enter 16 into 8, after all, this is just his own patchwork work, and it is definitely not as classic as "Selling Abduction" and "Selling Cars".

"You must advance!"

Lei Feng prayed in his heart.

This time's 16 into 8 is related to the completion of the system task,If you can't complete it,You will get the punishment of five thunderbolts,Lei Feng doesn't want to be struck by lightning,Although the system says it won't kill people,But in case it is half dead。

Come to think of it, the outcome of the game will not be known until tomorrow.

The competition in the small category is not like the singing category, as the ultimate goal of the Spring Festival Gala program, its selection needs to be considered in many aspects. These sketches performed today will be broadcast tomorrow at the "Straight to the Spring Festival Gala", and at the same time, the list of the final eight national finalists of the "Straight to the Spring Festival Gala" will also be announced.