Chapter 237: "Selling Tea".

What is the word "only" plus a stroke?

Wang Xitian walked back and forth on the stage, and many viewers thought offstage that the little girl Chen Yuexia brought a small notebook and drew on it with a pen, but she didn't come up with an answer. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info

"Is there an answer to this?"

Chen Yuexia tilted her head.

She felt that this anagram seemed too biased, because the stroke of the word "only" was very simple, and if it could be turned into other words by adding a stroke, it would probably be a lonely word.

"It can't be a typo, right?"

Wang Xitian said loudly.

Chen Yuexia's eyes lit up when she heard this, but she saw Lei Feng shake her head and said, "Give you a hint - what do you want to do after going to the toilet?" ”

Wang Xitian: "Wash your hands!" Wash! Wrong. ”

Lei Feng: "A little earlier." ”

Wang Xitian: "Lift your pants!" Raise! ”

Lei Feng: "You are washing (happy) and mentioning (crying)... Wrong! ”

Wang Xitian: "Rub—"

Lei Feng: "Don't scold!" ”

Chen Yuexia covered her mouth and smiled, but she really couldn't think of an answer, she was watching Wang Xitian on the stage become more and more confused, only to hear Lei Feng shouting: "Daughter-in-law, tell him the answer-"

"Flush, flush toilet flush~"

Wang Xijun replied.

"How can it be rushing?" Wang Xitian said loudly, "'only' the word plus a stroke..."

Chen Yuexia also looked puzzled.

She wrote a "rush" on the paper, feeling that the difference between the two words was too far, but she saw that Lei Feng on the stage also took out a pen, wrote a "only" in the palm of her hand, and drew a horizontal in the "mouth" above the word "only"-

"You set up the 'only' first."

Lei Feng said, pointing the fingertips of his palms downward.

Wow!!

The audience was silent at first, and then the hall laughed and applauded!

I put "only" up...

Dare to love and spin!

It has to be said that adding a brain teaser to the sketch is a great option, but only if the title appears original. What Lei Feng said now, just like in "Selling a Car", has never appeared in this world, so the effect is excellent.

Especially looking at the weird word in Lei Feng's hand, the 90-degree rotation has really become a "rush", and many people feel that they have risen in posture!

"Can you do this?"

Wang Xitian exclaimed!

His expression was extremely cute, and everyone was very happy.

"It's a brain teaser!"

Wang Xitian was stunned.

Lei Feng stretched out the palm of the hand that was written, slowed down and rotated slowly, and said as he turned: "You turn slowly, it is also a 'rush'." ”

The crowd laughed.

Lei Feng: "Do you realize your own problems now?" Your hearing, your emotional intelligence, and your three-dimensional thinking ability all indicate a problem - your body has failed! ”

Wang Xitian: "I don't believe it, you have another question!" ”

Lei Feng: "Okay! Or is it a language question - saying that failure is the mother of success, then what is success a failure? ”

Wang Xitian: "Son! ”

Lei Feng: "Wrong! ”

Wang Xitian: "Daughter? ”

Wang Xijun: "It's an antonym~ Oh, why are you so stupid~" She suddenly spoke, amusing everyone.

"Oh, why didn't I think of that?"

Wang Xitian covered his head.

Lei Feng: "It seems that there is a problem with your logic. In this way, I'll give you a simple one, no language, no mathematics, I'll give you the simplest moral problem! ”

Wang Xitian: "You say! ”

Lei Feng: "Excuse me, what do Mr. Lin and Mrs. Lin do every day when they sleep?" ”

As soon as this question came out, the scene was quiet.

"This..."

On the stage, Wang Xitian's face suddenly twisted, and the audience was very happy.

"Wash your face and brush your teeth?"

Wang Xitian said tentatively.

Lei Feng: "Please pay attention to the keyword, when sleeping!" Daughter-in-law, tell him the answer! Tell him what we do every day when we go to bed! ”

Wang Xijun suddenly covered his face!

Laughter!

Seeing that the situation was wrong, Lei Feng immediately said loudly: "The answer is to close your eyes!" You see that my daughter-in-law was frightened by your evil thoughts, friend, not only do you have problems with hearing, emotional intelligence, three-dimensional thinking, and logic, but now you can't even pass the ideological character, you are contaminated by the virus! ”

Wang Xitian covered his head: "Oh, what's wrong with me?" ”

The audience laughed.

Chen Yuexia covered her mouth even more.

This brain teaser with a little color, although not particularly novel, is particularly charming under the interpretation of several people.

Are you going to be fooled and lame again?

Chen Yuexia's eyes were bent.

Lei Feng stood on the stage, looked at Wang Xitian who was covering his head, and said loudly: "Friend, your problem is very serious, although the wheelchair has delayed your condition, but due to your distrust, there is still a residual virus. These viruses have infiltrated your fat and are now starting to invade your brain! There's a technical term called 'brain in water', and yours is even more powerful, it's called 'brain in oil'! Once you're vegetative, your mind is full of vegetable oil! ”

Wang Xitian suddenly raised his head, waved his hand and said, "No, no, I found out, you are still a brain teaser!" ”

"You should find that you are very slow to react!"

Lei Feng said loudly.

"That's it, I won't give you any more questions," Lei Feng continued, "In order for you to perceive that you are different from normal people, you learn to do some simple actions with me, what do I do, what do you do, okay?" ”

Offstage.

Chen Yuexia's eyes widened.

Most of the previous dialogues and brain teasers belong to the continuation of "Selling Abduction" and "Selling Cars", and the types of many things are similar, but now they seem to be different.

She thought about it, only to see Lei Feng stretch out his hand, but he asked Wang Xitian to follow and learn to do the same action.

"Ah, it turned out to be an arbitrary flip of the crossed wrists."

Chen Yue understood it at a moment's notice.

This time, Lei Feng actually did magic.

This magic trick is very common, although Chen Yuexia doesn't know how to do it specifically, but he knows that it seems that the two of them are doing the same action, but in fact, Lei Feng has changed his gestures in one place.

Sure enough, Wang Xitian followed Lei Feng to make a move, and was immediately taken to the ditch.

Seeing Lei Feng's wrist flipping normally, while his hands were bent, Wang Xitian suddenly showed a confused expression.

"Oh, what's wrong with me?"

Wang Xitian stared at his hands.

Lei Feng: "See, the virus has affected your brain, you think the action is the same as mine, but in fact, you are confused, as if you think you are walking normally, but in fact, you will occasionally become the same hands and feet!" ”

Wang Xitian: "It's impossible. ”

Lei Feng: "Let's do another test." ”

Offstage, Chen Yuexia stretched his neck, only to see Lei Feng take out a few small leather bands and hand two to Wang Xitian.

"What is this going to do?"

Chen Yuexia was curious.

The previous crossed wrists were flipped arbitrarily, and she had seen many people perform, but now this rubber band is really the first time she has seen it.

"Is it still magic?"

Chen Yuexia thought.

She didn't know that what Lei Feng was going to perform was a real magic trick, a simple and classic close-up magic, a magic trick that had never appeared in this world.

If there are people from the other world, many people will be able to recognize that what Lei Feng is going to perform now is the first rubber band magic performed by Liu Qian at the CCTV Spring Festival Gala in 2009!

It's a very simple magic trick.

The key is the switching of fingers.

But not to mention the secret, this is a very amazing magic trick, because it only uses two ordinary rubber bands, but it shows a phenomenon that defies common sense.

Just like on stage.

As Lei Feng pulled the two leather bands, and then the two separated, not to mention Wang Xitian who was performing on stage, many people in the audience also had a stunned expression.

"It's real magic!"

"How did it change?"

"I don't think I've seen this before."

"I don't know where Lei Feng learned it, for this sketch, I really took great pains."

"It's not going to be an original magic trick, is it..."

Many in the audience were wide-eyed.

However, on the stage, Wang Xitian pulled the inseparable rubber band, revealing an expression of disbelief!

"Oh, what's the difference?"

Wang Xitian patted his head hard!

Many people in the audience laughed.

Wang Xitian's expression is the same as in "Selling Abduction" and "Selling Cars", obviously, under this series of blows, Wang Xitian in the sketch has begun to doubt life.

"What's wrong with me?"

Wang Xitian looked at Lei Feng, and then at his hand, his voice was full of unconfidence.

Lei Feng walked over and patted him on the shoulder.

Lei Feng: "Do you believe me when I say it?" ”

Wang Xitian: "I don't believe it. ”

Lei Feng: "You're not sick. ”

Wang Xitian: "I don't believe it! ”

Lei Feng: "You're really not sick!" ”

Wang Xitian: "I don't believe it! ”

Wang Xijun on the side shook his head: "Oh, this illness is not light..."

The audience laughed!

This flickering has finally fooled people again!

Wang Xitian looked uneasy: "Big brother, you tell me the truth, what's wrong with me?" ”

Lei Feng: "This is a very profound question, with your IQ, it is difficult for me to explain it to you, besides, you don't believe what I said." ”

Wang Xitian: "Let's talk about it first!" ”

Lei Feng: "Four words, the brain is oiled!" ”

Wang Xitian: "How can the brain get oil?" ”

Lei Feng: "Do you know why pigs are so stupid?" It's because there's too much fat, and this principle is very close to you. Let me tell you this, right now, viruses are hiding in your fat, and they're trying to take over your brain, and once that fat gets into your brain center, the consequences are terrible. ”

Wang Xitian: "Then what should I do?" ”

Lei Feng: "Two words, lose weight!" And it must be reduced quickly! Otherwise, I'm afraid you'll be too late. ”

Wang Xitian: "Big brother~"

Lei Feng: "In your case, general exercise therapy and diet therapy are useless, and the only way is to take a natural weight loss plant." ”

Wang Xitian: "What plant?" ”

Lei Feng: "Tea!" ”

On the stage, Lei Feng looked at Wang Xitian and said seriously: "Do you know how to write the word 'tea'?" A grass prefix, a 'person', a 'one', a 'small', together is 'a grass makes people small', which is tea! ”