Chapter 2 Bully Me
"Phew!" Didi shouted, and the ruffians trembled. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
"You girl, you don't take your Buddha in your eyes too much, you want to rob beautiful women in broad daylight, don't you know that Lao Tzu is already her person?"
When he turned around, he saw that it was the little monk just now, and there was a fierce ridicule. A seventeen or eighteen-year-old, thin child, this group of ruffians really didn't take him seriously.
"You're her man! It's funny, believe it or not, Lao Tzu stabbed you to death. "It's still the green hair just now, and he looks arrogant.
Dee Dee ignored his presence and glared at the man in the suit.
The green-haired little ruffian was furious, no one had ever dared to be so arrogant under his own threat, so he picked up the knife and slashed at Didi's bald head, "Boom......"
With a loud metallic sound, Didi's head was fine, but the knife cut a gap.
Everyone looked at Didi's head in surprise, Nima, isn't this filled with lead, the head is even harder than a knife, is this still a human?
"Grass, your mother dares to break ground on your Buddha's head, is she impatient to let you move...... Makes you move ......"
Bang Bang Bang ...... A loud slap resounded throughout the hall, "The little bald donkey barks very pleasantly, isn't it...... I'll let you call ...... Let you call ......" After speaking, he kicked two or three meters away, hit the corner of the wall and fainted.
"This little master, this is our private matter, please don't interfere." Listening to the sound of 'bang' and metal, Li Hun was a little afraid of the little monk in front of him, and he didn't dare to make a rash move.
"Don't meddle? Are you deaf, don't you hear that I'm her person! Didi slapped his palm on the table, and with a "boom", the entire solid wood table suddenly fell apart.
"Grass, how did you meet this kind of monster, but I still have ......" Li Hun reached into his arms with one hand and took out something.
"Little bald donkey, are you impatient, you dare to meddle in Lao Tzu's affairs, believe it or not, I will send you to see the Buddha in minutes!" Li Hun took out a pistol and pointed it at Didi, looking like a villain.
I want to see if your head is hard or my bullets are hard. Li Hun put his finger on the trigger, and as long as Didi made any abnormal move, he would immediately shoot.
"you* mother, I hate others pointing guns at me the most, and calling me a bald donkey......"
As soon as the words fell, Didi was already standing in front of Li Quan, and the pistol fell into Didi's hands at some point.
Li Hun didn't seem to believe his eyes, how could the gun that was still in his hand just now fall into his hand in the blink of an eye. What kind of speed is this, which has completely exceeded the brain's ability to react.
"You...... You...... You put the gun down, we have something to say. Li Hun was so frightened that he trembled, for fear that Di Di would accidentally brush the gun and go off.
Di Di raised his hand and punched Li Hun in the eye, "Who is tmd and you, didn't your bald donkey bark just now?" Why don't you scream! ”
"Ah......" Li Hun screamed, one eye was beaten and he couldn't open it.
"Call your sister, it doesn't hurt much." As he spoke, he punched the one he had just been beaten.
"Grass, brothers, him for me......" Li Hun roared frantically.
Before he finished speaking, Di Di slapped his crotch with a flirtatious leg: "You like to do it so much, then Lao Tzu will let you do enough!" ”
"Bang ......" There was a crisp sound, and Li Hun rolled on the ground with his eggs.
"Brother Li, are you okay?"
A few other ruffians came up to Lee.
"Are you blind? Lao Tzu's balls are all shattered, let me die! ”
Li Hun scolded, and said in his heart that if he wanted to say that it was okay, I would call like a pig!
"Old ...... Boss, he's got a gun! A little ruffian said in a trembling voice.
"You said guns, I don't need a gun to teach you." I saw Didi holding the gun in his hand, "squeak...... a metallic scream, and in an instant a gun turned into an iron block.
Seeing this crazy scene, the little ruffians couldn't help but swallow a mouthful of saliva, is Nima still human?
Seeing that everyone didn't dare to step forward, Li Hun roared wildly: "Grass mud horse, why are you waiting to kill him!" As he spoke, he slowly moved backwards.
"Boss, my aunt is back, I'll go home first......" said a little ruffian, turning and running.
When the other two saw that someone had run away, they also hurriedly picked up the little ruffian lying on the ground and followed behind.
"The eldest aunt of my girlfriend seems to be here, I'll go back and see ......"
"Boss, my mother called me home for dinner, and I left first......"
“……”
"Grass, eat a fart meal now! Come back soon, you unrighteous guys......"
The three of them had already run away, and they ignored him at all.
In an instant, everyone was gone, leaving Li Hun alone lying on the ground holding his eggs.
"Brother, let's have something to say, don't do it......" Li Hun twisted his ass and slowly moved backwards.
"Who TMD and you are brothers!" Dee Dee twitched with a big mouth.
"You are a monk, how can you beat someone!" See begging for mercy and don't argue.
"I'm a monk? Am I not a bald donkey? "Didi is a big mouth again, and it's the same position.
"Buddha, I know it's wrong, I have eyes and don't know Mount Tai, so you can let me go." Li Hun cried and begged for mercy.
"Cao, if you tell me to let you go, I'll let you go, then I'm not very faceless." 'Pop' is still in the same position.
"Can the Buddha play in a different position, my cheeks are really not good." Li Hun covered his beaten high cheeks and wailed.
"No way!" It was another big mouth, and Li Hun was beaten out of temper in an instant.
Di Di squatted down with a smile, reached out and touched his cheek: "Li bastard, do you want me to call 120 for you!" ”
"Buddha doesn't bother you, I'll just come by myself." Saying that, Li Hun got up and was about to leave.
"Did I tell you to go!" A hellish voice rang out behind Lee's body.
"If you break so many things, you want to leave? And the Buddha, I invited you to eat such a big meal, but I don't know how to express it? "Didi is like a ruffian, how can he look like a monk.
"Oh! Look at how my head has forgotten this. Li Hun patted his head and smiled bitterly, then took out a thick pile of hundred-yuan bills from his pocket and handed them to Di Di: "Thank you Buddha for your hospitality, this thousand yuan is to compensate the store, and another thousand yuan is to honor your old man." ”
Li Hun has the heart to die, what kind of bullshit entertainment, being beaten in the mouth by him is also entertainment? I have always threatened others to pay for it, and I never imagined that I would fall into the gutter today.
Di Di rubbed his chin and said kindly: "It seems that I can't take care of it, it's okay, you just stay and enjoy it for a while." "It's another mouthful, and it's still in that position.
Covering his inhuman-shaped cheeks that were beaten, Li Hun couldn't wait to sprinkle this guy alive and then sprinkle a handful of salt, but he didn't have his kung fu.
"Look at my memory, and how I forgot our Buddha grandfather." I thought about it, but I still pulled out a thick pile of hundred-dollar bills.
Di Di checked the money in his hand as much as 5,000, I didn't expect this guy to go out with a lot of money, hasn't he taken it yet? looked at Li Hun like this, and didn't say let him go.
Looking at Didi's vampire face, Li Hun couldn't wait to pump his two big mouths, and just give him all the money, now it's time for him to treat himself as the God of Wealth.
"Buddha, I really don't have any money, I don't believe you search for ......" Now give Li Hun a call, and he will immediately dial 110 for the message, and this bamboo bar is too hard.
"How can you speak, I am a monk who has long regarded money as dung. Go back and find an egg dressing, and see that you are beaten, and even your mother doesn't know you. Didi said shamelessly, as if everything had nothing to do with him.
"Thank you for your concern, thank you for your concern, then Buddha I'll go first." Li Hun gritted his teeth and said with a smile on his face.
"Walk slowly, come often when you have time......" Didi said shamelessly, the two seemed to have been friends for many years.
Li Hun was pardoned, and slowly got up for fear of pulling the egg. One step at a time, with heavy steps, he swore that he would repay his revenge tenfold today.
"Uh-huh...... Uh-huh......" A coquettish pant came from behind him, and when he turned his head to look, he saw Liu Xiaoxiao tearing his clothes.
The weather in September didn't wear much, and when she tore it like this, a large area of snow-white skin was exposed to the air in an instant.
"Amitou Buddha, color is emptiness, emptiness is color, color is emptiness, emptiness is color...... Didi said something in his mouth, but his eyes were as wide as a light bulb without blinking, staring at all the information that was exposed.
Didi walked over and squatted down to help her up, but Liu Xiaoxiao grabbed Didi's arm and kept rubbing Didi.
"Quick...... Bully me...... I can't stand it......"
Feel the hot body temperature of this willow Xiaoxiao, and the scented breath keeps patting on the cheeks. The little monk Didi's heart thumped, and he had the urge to kiss the sexy red lips.
"Is it true that she is being corrected here? But take people's money to eliminate disasters for others, and the poor monks will help you. Didi swallowed violently and pressed his saliva tightly.