"The boss has four pig's trotters, three white chickens, two roast ducks, a braised fish, and a case of beer. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ”

An ordinary farmhouse restaurant, a bald head.

The boss stood there motionless, looking at the man in front of him stupidly.

"I said, boss, didn't you hear or what's going on? The action is a little slippery......"

"It's not this little master, we have vegetarian food, why don't you order a few servings? Isn't it okay to drink wine and eat meat? The boss looked a little embarrassed, and didn't know whether to serve food to this person.

"Boss, what do you mean by that? Why is it bad for me to drink alcohol and eat meat? If you don't do business, you have to drive people away, right? Would you like me to go out and spread the word about your hospitality? Didi spoke like a ruffian.

"No, no...... I'll serve you food right away, ...... you wait" After speaking, the boss ran away, and kept chattering: "What kind of bullshit monk, dare to run out to drink wine and eat meat openly, see if I will slaughter you fiercely later?" ”

The boss's words were heard word for word in Didi's ears, but he didn't care at all, as if he wasn't talking about himself. I just found a seat and sat down, it was two o'clock in the afternoon, and there was no one in the restaurant, so Didi didn't have to care about other people's eyes.

Touching his bare head, Didi's heart was full of helplessness, who wants to be this sinful monk, but God doesn't have long eyes. He was left at the gate of the temple by his parents when he was still in infancy, and then he was picked up by the old monk and successfully became a little monk.

Just the day before yesterday, the master suddenly told him to go down the mountain to find his parents, and told him that he would never have to come back, and Didi was so excited that he almost fainted.

But when Didi got the photo, he wanted to curse, "Old guy, are you lying to me?" Let me go to my parents and give me a picture of a girl doll, are you asking me to be her father? ”

The master was not stupid and said: "How can a good apprentice be a teacher and lie to you?" This girl doll is two years older than you, how can she make you a father? In short, you can go to Heyuan City to find the person in the photo, and your family name is Xiao, Didi is your legal name, and you will be called Xiao Didi after you leave the temple. ”

"Little brother? You're kidding! Who is called a little brother? And Heyuan City is so big, where do you ask me to find it, and I don't know what year the photo you gave me was taken, which is an impossible task at all. Anyway, I don't go, there is food and drink in the temple, and there are beautiful girls to play, why should I go to them? ”

"By the way, there is a little girl who came to ask for marriage today who looks good, and I used to tease and tease...... No, let's talk about our marriage......" Didi smiled and went to find the little girl.

"Wait for my good apprentice, you can discuss something together, why do you have to find a female donor!" Hearing that Di Di was going to talk to the female benefactor about marriage, the old monk's face changed drastically and immediately blocked Di Di's way.

Since the apprentice discovered the action blockbuster on the island bed in the computer last year, there has been a major change in his heart, especially because he has a great interest in women, and he hooks up with girls who come to incense all day long. It's okay if you hook up, but it's clearly flirting.

Female donor, the meat balls on your chest are quite big, can you lend me to play with them? Female donor, your lips are purple, are you poisoned, I'll help you suck it out. Female benefactor, you ask for a son, you need the help of a nobleman, you see that I was born to be a nobleman's life......

Without exception, all the female benefactors who have been molested by him have never come to Qingyin Temple since then. Now he said that he went to talk to the female benefactor about marriage, isn't that cutting off his own life?

"Didi, don't you know that there are a lot of delicious foods under the mountain, and there are many fun ones, and the beauties can't be counted, which can be compared to our barren mountains and mountains." The old monk tempted.

"Really! No, why don't you go if the mountain is so good? ”

"You don't see how old I am, and who cares if I leave this temple?"

When the old monk said this, Di Di was really a little tempted, and he still remembered that when he was ten years old, he and his uncle secretly went down the mountain to eat meat, and I can't forget that taste until now.

Seeing that Di Di was a little moved, the old monk hit the railroad while it was hot: "Don't hesitate, you go to Shengying Middle School in Heyuan City to report, there will naturally be someone there to receive you, and don't forget to practice." ”

After saying that, the old monk pushed Di Di out, and Di Di was pushed out of the temple half-pushed, and Di Di was going to be reserved with him, but who knew that he closed the temple gate directly.

"Master...... Master...... You haven't given me the money yet. Didi, who was pushed out of the temple, didn't take anything, only to see a bowl fly out from behind the door.

Looking at the bowl spinning in place, Di Di fell to the ground angrily, but unfortunately the bowl was copper and did not break. Didi had no choice but to take the bowl and walk down the mountain.

"The shoes are torn, the hat is torn, the robe is torn, you laugh at me, he laughs at me for a fan and a broken ......" Di Di, who sang while walking, unfortunately didn't even have a fan, only a rice can.

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Looking at the big fish and meat on the table, Didi's index finger moved: "Ami to the Buddha, good, good...... In this life, it is a great merit for you to be eaten by others, and you should not be jealous of being reincarnated as a human being in the next life...... "If you eat meat, you will eat meat, Didi also overtook a table of meals, and the kitchen owner who watched it looked disgusted."

When he was done, Didi began to feast, and the food was almost indistinguishable from that of an African refugee. After half an hour of turmoil, a table of food had all entered Didi's stomach.

Didi's mouth was full of grease, with a toothpick in his mouth, and he touched his bulging belly, and he didn't mean to settle the bill at all.

How can Di Di have the money to settle the bill, just a bowl, and after going down the mountain, Di Di changed two buns and ate it. Penniless, Didi began to play scoundrels again. Didi was waiting, waiting for the boss to drive him away, so that he would be driven away before the meal was finished, so naturally he couldn't ask for money, and Didi came over like this along the way.

At this moment, a beautiful woman with long hair ran in, her face flushed as if she had drunk wine. I saw the beautiful woman walking towards Didi, taking out 100 and smashing it on the table.

The beauty's actions startled Didi, is this to sell her own body? I think I'm a well-known handsome guy on the hill of the temple, how can I give in for your hundred dollars?

Belch...... Forget it, who calls the family to be merciful, and you should be gentle with others later......

"When someone asks you, they won't see me, you know?" However, there is always a gap between reality and fantasy. After saying that, he didn't wait for Didi to agree, and hurriedly hid behind the beer cabinet.

It turned out that I didn't let myself sell my body, but I was shocked. No, this is to let yourself sell your soul, although the poor monk is poor in body, but the soul is indeed pure. But Didi still smiled and put the hundred-dollar bill in his pocket.

After a while, a man in a suit and sunglasses walked in with five or six gangsters.

"Hey! Did the little bald donkey see a woman running in? A green-haired thug swaggered over with a fruit knife in his hand.

"You don't drink when you drive, you don't drink in a car, you don't drink when you drink in a car." Dee Dee replied without any boundaries.

"I'm grass! You little bald donkey can't understand human words, I think you're going to owe it! A younger brother said that he was about to teach Didi a lesson, but was stopped by the man in the suit, "Forget it, we are here to find someone, what are you angry with a stinky monk." ”

"Don't thank you to our boss, you are lucky today, and I have to cut you in normal times." The green-haired thug said arrogantly.

"There are a thousand glasses of wine for a confidant, and the words are not speculative and drink." Dee Dee ignored the green-haired bastard and blew at the bottle.

"I'm a mud horse! Lao Tzu makes you pretend to be forced and makes you crazy! ”

The green-haired thug grabbed the wine bottle and threw it to the ground, "popping" the wine bottle and smashing it to pieces.

The dog jumps over the wall when he is in a hurry, and the rabbit bites when he is in a hurry. Grass fuck you, tigers don't wield, you treat me as a hairless kiwi?

Didi was about to slap the table to make a fuss, but saw the beautiful woman hiding behind the cabinet being pulled out. I saw that he was already red at this time, as if he had drunk wine.

The man in the suit grabbed the beauty's hands with one hand, stroked the beauty's face with the other hand, and said: "Do you want a man, don't worry, I'll let you have a good time." ”

"Whew! You shameless man dare to drug me, you can't die well......" The beauty foamed at the face of the man in the suit.

The man didn't care, but stuck out his tongue and licked it, Yin smiled: "Liu Xiaoxiao, the president of the Liu family, is really different, even the saliva is sweet." ”

"Boss, boss, you're done, can you make our brothers cool too." Looking at Liu Xiaoxiao, who was flushed and lustful, the little ruffians were already hungry and thirsty.

"Don't worry, the boss will naturally leave a mouth for you, not to mention that this girl has to be killed, so everyone can play like this." The man in the suit was very happy, but he didn't expect that this operation would not only be rewarded, but also played by a beautiful president.

Li Hun has played with many women in his life, but the beautiful president doesn't say that he is playing, he has never even touched it, and he is very excited when he thinks about it.

"Brothers, close the door, and we'll have a good time here." As he spoke, he was about to take out his little brother, completely ignoring the environment here and the fact that there was a monk.