“...... No, I just saw a car on the road The trunk is not closed, I rode a bicycle in the back of this chase, thinking about telling someone, but people braked suddenly, I got into the trunk of someone's house..."

Lei Feng touched the position of the band-aid and said, "As soon as I climbed out, a kind policeman came over and patted me on the shoulder and said, you are fully responsible." The pen & fun & pavilion www.biquge.info lost 200 yuan, do you think I'm nosy? I swear, if I want to be nosy in the future, I won't be called Lei Feng, I'll be crazy! ”

Lei Feng started acting directly, and it was quite like that with a broken bicycle.

Wen Sanqian snorted coldly in his heart, with a bit of ridicule in his eyes, waiting to see how Lei Feng acted.

Unlike him, the three of Bai Qianhe in the audience were slightly stunned, they usually drove the car, and noticed the first joke of the sketch - "full responsibility", the rear-end collision is indeed full responsibility, but it is quite fresh to describe it on the bicycle.

"Doesn't that seem good?"

A few people put away their contempt.

Just thinking about it, the white-haired old lady played by Wang Xijun came on the stage.

"Uh... Yes... Yes... "Old lady Wang staggered over, "Oops! "Fell directly to the ground with a bang!

This pace and look are too vivid. Lei Feng secretly praised in his heart, but he pretended to be indifferent on his face, and said to himself: "I didn't look at anything." ”

Mrs. Wang: Oops...

Lei Feng: Oops...

Mrs. Wang: Oops...

Lei Feng: Oops...

Mrs. Wang: Oh, Mom...

"You won." Lei Feng turned around and put down the bicycle, "Auntie, are you okay?" ”

Seeing this, Bai Qianhe's heart was happy, and she suddenly felt that this sketch might be good. was thinking about whether there would be many laughs, but I saw the fat aunt who fell to the ground played by Wang Xijun, and under Lei Feng's inquiry, she raised her elbow tremblingly, and said in a trembling voice: "Oh, my elbow!" Oops, my Bolengayer! Oops, my waist coil! Oops, it doesn't hurt..."

It turned so suddenly!

Lei Feng Khan was speechless and said: "No, aunt, it's all here, don't use the elimination method." ”

At this time, not only Bai Qianhe, but also the other two male teachers couldn't help laughing.

Wen Sanqian's heart sank, and he saw Lei Feng continue: "Then since it doesn't hurt, let's try to see if we can still walk." ”

Mrs. Wang: "I'll try." ”

As he spoke, he spun 360 degrees on the ground!

Lei Feng was startled and exclaimed, "Oops! Aunt! You can walk this way, but you walk according to the table! ”

As soon as these words came out, Bai Qianhe and the three of them were immediately happy!

Many students in the audience were also happy.

Only Wen Sanqian, who stayed on the side, suddenly felt that his little heart was cold!

Old Mrs. Wang continued to hum: "Oh, why does my hip bone suddenly hurt? ”

Lei Feng helped the old lady and said, "That's for sure, I grinded it when I turned just now, it's not bad if it didn't catch fire." Come, Auntie, I'll help you up! ”

Mrs. Wang sat on the ground, held Lei Feng's hand, picked it up with one hand trembling, and looked at Lei Feng's face: "Oh, young man, your face is blue and purple, and you are choking enough." ”

"I'm fine." Lei Feng smiled nonchalantly.

"You're a good boy, and you know how to help your aunt up."

"I'm addicted to doing good deeds."

"This is going to be someone else, I'll run away after the collision!"

“......”

This is another big turning point!

Bai Qianhe's eyes lit up!

During this time, there are too many news of the old man falling, some wronged good people after falling, some hit people but denied it, and some saw the old man fall but no one dared to help him... In short, there was a lot of uproar; This matter was originally related to Lei Feng, but now it has been made into a sketch by Lei Feng, not to mention whether it is wonderful or not, this idea is worth affirming!

Stage.

Lei Feng was petrified, ignoring the old lady's surprised gaze, and slowly put the old lady back on the ground: "Auntie, you are stunned, and you are stunned very suddenly, you fell by yourself, when you fell, I was 10 meters away from you." You see, that's my bike, and it's ironclad evidence. ”

The three teachers were so happy that they were immediately amused by Lei Feng's actions again!

Not only that, Mrs. Wang continued to mend the knife: "Oh, the rim of the car is like that, it took a long time, I flew over there, can I still rescue it?" Oops..."

Bai Qianhe finally couldn't hold back his laughter!

The other two teachers couldn't help but laugh.

It's so funny.

He is quite talented.

Lei Feng: "Oh mom, this is really too much like the scene of the accident, but Auntie is not what you imagined, my car was rear-ended." ”

Mrs. Wang: "Oh, my tail vertebrae! ”

Lei Feng suddenly looked full: "I'm talking about chasing the rear, not chasing the tail, I'm talking about the bumper, you're talking about the tail." ”

"Hahaha!"

Bai Qianhe couldn't help laughing, and covered his mouth again for a while, his eyes crooked with laughter, feeling that Lei Feng was too alive.

"Help or not"!

Sketch starring Shen Teng and Ma Li.

The lines of the sketch "Help or not" are extremely funny, and in the 2014 Spring Festival Gala in the other world, it is the program that brings the most laughter. Now he is played by Lei Feng and several people, which makes the three teachers and many students in the audience laugh. Not only them, but also the members of the literary club on the side, the ridicule on their faces gradually disappeared, and the image of Lei Feng's star who entered the line shrouded their hearts like a nightmare!

The sketch continues.

I saw Lei Feng pressing down with both hands, and said, "I said aunt, you have a good memory, no one really hit you." ”

Mrs. Wang said angrily: "No one hit me and flew more than 10 meters, then you want to hit me, I am going abroad now." ”

Lei Feng looked crazy, turned to the old lady's feet, and said, "No, what is your identity, auntie, why can you go abroad without a visa?" Besides, you didn't fly 10 meters. ”

The three teachers on the side laughed again, and they really couldn't wait to call the other teachers to see and see!

But before they could laugh well, the old lady Wang, who was lying on the ground, looked at Lei Feng and said loudly with a trembling voice: "How many meters do you have to fly?" It's all at this time, are you still more than the three meters and two meters true, does it make sense? ”

"Hahaha!"

Bai Qianhe's laughter point was not high, and he couldn't help laughing again!

Wen Sanqian stood aside, his heart was pulling out the cold, and the only little luck was like a small flame, blown out by the wind.

One party watched with relish, the other side looked at it in disbelief, the sketch continued, and after a while, Wang Xitian, who played the role of passerby A, finally appeared!

Wang Xitian came in from outside the door, holding his mobile phone in his hand, and called as he walked: "Wife, I'll be home soon, don't worry... Wait a minute! ――”

Wang Xitian had no stage fright, as if he had just seen the old lady Wang, bent down and said, "I saw an old lady fall on the road and no one came to help her," he suddenly straightened up and said angrily: "Why did you say that the current social atmosphere has become like this!" Others don't care, I'll care! ”

A wave of righteousness swept through the world!

Wang Xitian put down his mobile phone, opened his hands to the old lady, and said, "Auntie, don't move." Then in front of the old lady who struggled to get up, she suddenly squatted, the mobile phone moved forward, "clicked", took a photo, and then passed by, leaving in a dashing manner, and the old lady who had just gotten up fell to the ground again!

Wang Xitian, who called back the soy sauce, continued to hold the phone in his hand, and said righteously: "I will immediately send a Weibo to condemn this behavior, and let my parents forward the comments, wife, remember to give me a thumbs up!" Oh, this old lady fell, she was miserable..."

“......”

This Nima is a divine turn!

Bai Qianhe, who was taking a bottle of water and taking a sip, sprayed it directly!

Okay, what do you care?

What about the righteousness that is said to be awe-inspiring?

If I really watched the performance, I couldn't help but applaud before, how embarrassing is this Nima!

Bai Qianhe is unstoppable.

She was a little convinced.

This work is really good, compared to the previous sketch "exam" of the literary club, this work of Lei Feng is completely several grades higher, it is hard to imagine that this will be from the hands of a few high school students!

And looking at Lei Feng's appearance, the sketch is far from finished, and the wonderful is still to come!

"To help or not to help"?

This should probably be called "convincing or not convincing"!

I thought that this time I would represent the school to compete in the county would be the "exam" of the Literature Club, but I didn't expect that Lei Feng, who has always been regarded as a singer, also has a hand in acting sketches!

Could it be that the stars who enter the line are really so powerful?

In addition to Bai Qianhe, the other two male teachers couldn't help but admire, and the three of them glanced at Wen Sanqian and the others, and the meaning faintly revealed made several people in the literary club sigh for a while......