"Haha, postpartum care for sows!"

“666！”

"Whoa!!"

"Life is only a finger in the world, a total of 36,000 days - this is a classic! Who remembered the full version? This small box is your permanent home~ haha! ”

After Lei Feng said the most classic words of "Heart Disease", the audience and the audience watching the live broadcast laughed out loud, especially when Wang Xitian saw the "small box" that Lei Feng compared and kept "choking~~~", almost everyone couldn't help laughing. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

There is also talk on the Internet.

"It's funny!"

"Wang Xitian acted well!"

"This sketch is good, isn't it?"

"Why did 'Straight to the Spring Festival Gala' eliminate the group of Lei Feng? This level, this line, is simply classic! ”

"Maybe it's not funny later, right?"

"I think there's an insider..."

The barrage on OO scrolled one by one, and netizens who watched the live broadcast suddenly felt that this "Heart Disease" may not be ordinary.

But without waiting to think about it, in the video, the performance on the stage continued, Wang Xijun sat nervously next to Wang Xitian, and kept giving him relief-

"Hey, hey, what's wrong with you?"

"He said it was so scary."

"You see how good the doctor says, you can't listen to it, the doctor means that life is only a finger in the world, and you can live for thirty-six days at most......

"Chok~~~Chok~~~!"

Seeing Wang Xitian smoke again, the laughter in the audience sounded again.

Many people feel that they are going to laugh badly, Wang Xijun's sentence "at most 36 days" is not ordinarily powerful, and Wang Xitian's appearance is really funny, many of the laughter points are low, and they almost laughed to tears.

On the stage, Wang Xijun got up and walked to Lei Feng's side, and said, "Doctor, you too, what you said earlier is very good, you finally put him in a small box, and even I collapsed." ”

Lei Feng scratched his head and said, "Big sister, let's change the route, it's better to have a collapse therapy!" ”

"Crash therapy?"

Wang Xijun said curiously.

Lei Feng raised his head and held his chest high: "Let him despair, only then do he feel hopeful!" ”

Wang Xijun: "Despair? ”

Lei Feng: "Cooperate with me for a while, and you will ...... in a while"

The two secretly said a few words, and after a while, Wang Xijun laughed: "Is this okay? Okay? After getting Lei Feng's affirmation, she took two steps back with some hesitation, and finally hid her face to look at Wang Xitian, and faked crying: "Old man...... Woo~~ I really don't want to tell you......"

Lei Feng: "Tell him!" ”

"You are sick...... Wang Xijun wanted to speak and stopped, "Really, I used to be emotionally sorry for you, I made you angry at every turn, and I used some domestic violence every once in a while." While everyone laughed, she grabbed Wang Xitian's hand, "I really have this little time left from now on, I will treat you well, old man, I will treat you well!" ”

"Daughter-in-law, daughter-in-law, don't talk about it!" While everyone laughed, Wang Xitian shook Wang Xijun's hand with a serious face, and said loudly: "You don't need to apologize to me in terms of feelings. He stood up and looked up, "Because emotionally, I've done something sorry for you!" ”

As soon as these words came out, the audience burst into laughter!

Lei Feng stepped aside: "My mother still has an unexpected harvest!" ”

The hall of the Spring Festival Gala in Hunan Province was laughed at by him!

"Don't say it, let's go home."

Wang Xijun pulls Wang Xitian.

Wang Xitian: "No, I have to say! ”

Lei Feng shouted on the side: "Say, say that it is non-toxic, this is the detoxification stage!" ”

"Then you can say it."

Wang Xijun said.

Wang Xitian said with a "thorough confession" demeanor: "When the two of us just got married, once you went back to your parents' house, and the first object of my office went to our house. She grabbed my hand as soon as she went in! At that time, I was controlling, controlling, and controlling...... Daughter-in-law, I'm sorry I didn't control it! ”

"What's wrong with you?!"

Wang Xijun shouted!

She suddenly shook off Wang Xitian's hand, startling the latter!

While everyone laughed, Wang Xitian learned that he had "choked" like before, looked at Wang Xijun and whispered, "Smoked." ”

Wang Xijun's eyes widened: "Did you really smoke?" ”

Wang Xitian took a step back and stammered: "I, I really smoked." ”

"Ahh

Wang Xijun said and hit Wang Xitian with his hand.

While she was fighting, everyone laughed!

"I really pumped me."

Wang Xitian said while hiding.

"You said that you took her to the family...... Wang Xijun glared at Wang Xitian, and then turned to Lei Feng, "Big brother, he took that person to the family......" She said and dragged down the small stove that hung Wang Xitian on her chest and put it in her heart, "I'm done with this heart, pull out the cold!" Oops! How can you ...... How can you take her home! Doctor's ......"

As she spoke, she sat down in her chair and held the small stove hard!

Lei Feng: "Calm down, calm down..."

Wang Xijun: "Oh, mom is over." ”

Lei Feng: "Big sister, who do I go to see a doctor, eh?" ”

Wang Xijun: "It's not the eldest brother, you say-"

Lei Feng: "He's worth this much, why can't you forgive him for saying such things at this time?" ”

This series of plot climaxes constantly, and the laughter in the audience has not stopped.

After Lei Feng's persuasion, Wang Xijun sat on the chair and said angrily: "Big brother is like this, I won't investigate it deeply, you let him tell me who that woman is and what she does!" ”

Her tone turned lower, and the laughter in the audience became softer, carefully watching the next plot development.

"Okay, you have to calm down!"

After Lei Feng stabilized Wang Xijun, he walked towards Wang Xitian and asked in an "encouraging" tone: "Your wife now asks you to tell who that woman is and where she lives, tell her, it's okay." ”

Wang Xitian stiffened his neck and shouted: "I can only tell you that her surname is Hao, and she married a village chief named 'Zhao Dabao'." ”

"The surname is Hao, and the village chief is called Zhao Da......"

Lei Feng turned his head to relay, but stopped halfway through!

The audience was stunned at first, and then burst into laughter!!

God turned!

God turns!

When they heard the words "Zhao Dabao", the audience at the scene, in front of the TV, and in front of the computer finally couldn't help laughing! Looking at Lei Feng, the actor of Zhao Dabao with a confused and unbelievable face on the stage, many people laughed so much that they covered their stomachs and couldn't help it!

Zhao Dabao!

It's actually Zhao Dabao!

I thought that this wave of laughter was about to pass, but I didn't expect that a wave of laughter would pass and rise again, this wave would come more violently, and the turning point was so big that people were caught off guard!

Oops...

A lot of people laughed so much that their stomachs hurt.

This kind of topic is the most down-to-earth, although the little girl may be thin-skinned and will blush when she hears it, but the vast majority of people feel that this scene is too unexpected, this unexpected but reasonable twist can simply make people laugh badly, just looking at Lei Feng's expression on the stage, many people can't stop laughing.

"What?"

Wang Xijun turned his head and said.

Lei Feng took a step back, stomped his foot and grabbed his hair: "My daughter-in-law...... My daughter-in-law! ”

Wang Xitian: "I don't know, I want to know..."

Wang Xijun got up: "Big brother! ”

Lei Feng: "My daughter-in-law!! ”

Lei Feng shouted and retreated, walking back and forth, and the audience laughed heartily, and even the ancient poems with high laughter in the background covered their mouths and laughed.

Wang Xijun walked over: "Big brother! ”

"Oops, ay, a...... I'm still giving lessons to people, why do you think I'm doing such a thing! Lei Feng followed Zhao Benshan's pace and walked with his head down.

The brothers and sisters of the Wang family came over,

"Big sister......" Lei Feng grabbed Wang Xitian's hand, looked at it and found that it was wrong, and immediately put it down, turned around and grabbed Wang Xijun's hand, "Big brother...... It's not ......" Lei Feng covered his head, then dragged the small stove held by Wang Xijun over, covered his heart, and howled, "My heart, wow cool, wow cool......"

At this moment, the audience is going to laugh!

The small stove in the shape of a round cake was not eye-catching at first, but after Wang Xitian, Wang Xijun, and now Lei Feng covered his heart with it, the sentence "My heart is cold and cold" repeated by the three of them, it simply poked countless people laughing, looking at Lei Feng's very talented performance on stage, many people felt that laughter could no longer express their feelings in their hearts, and applauded.

"Big sister, I'm not the kind of person who can't see things, I don't care about money, but we are two of us in terms of feelings...... It's like the two of us living together...... You smoked it, didn't you? ”

Lei Feng said to Wang Xijun, and suddenly stared at Wang Xitian fiercely!

Wang Xitian hurriedly nodded: "I, I smoked, I, I foamed at me......"

"It's okay, this page is over."

Lei Feng walked to the bookshelf, picked up a book again, and said loudly, "It's okay if you don't smoke it, your first love doesn't understand love at all!" In the applause from the audience, Lei Feng pointed at Wang Xitian and said loudly: "Let's talk about the next topic!" ”

Wang Xitian: "Oops, oops! ”

Wang Xijun: "Big brother is too generous!" Big brother, you want to be like this, you are really a man! ”

Tian: Gentlemen!

Jun: Pure masters!

Tian: Pure land~!

In the "touting" of the two, Lei Feng sat on the original chair and returned to the state of a doctor: "Sit down and listen to the next topic for you!" Lei Feng's tone was serious, "What if...... Did you really smoke it? ”

His tone took a turn and made everyone laugh again.

Wang Xitian: "I smoked, I definitely smoked!" ”

Wang Xijun: "He smoked." ”

Wang Xitian: "I don't know what I'm smoking." ”

Wang Xijun: "He is not blind!" ”

Wang Xitian: "I absolutely, ...... En"

"Okay, good...... Blame me, well, I'm a doctor. Seeing that the two kept expressing their positions, Lei Feng took a deep breath, regained the expression of a professional doctor again, and said solemnly, "Let's talk about the next topic-"

"What if......"

Lei Feng pointed at Wang Xitian, "Who believes you when you say you smoke!" ”

Lei Feng looked sad and cried, and knelt directly from his seat to the ground with a "poof"!

The crowd laughed!

Wang Xitian also knelt down.

Wang Xijun: "He really smoked!" ”

Wang Xitian: "I'm really ......"

Wang Xijun: "Big brother asked if you smoked!" ”

Wang Xitian: "I swear to the lamp, I will definitely smoke it!" ”

Seeing Wang Xitian kneeling on the ground, looking at the sky above the stage and swearing to the "lamp", many people in the audience couldn't help laughing, and the smile that had just calmed down appeared again.

“Sorry！ It's okay if you don't smoke, Sorry! Sorry！ Lei Feng wiped his face with his hand and sat back in his seat, "Let's talk about the next topic!" ”

"What if—"

Lei Feng looked at Wang Xitian.

Poof!

Wang Xitian knelt on the ground: "Big brother, I pumped me!" I absolutely pumped me! ”

Hahaha~~

The audience couldn't hold back anymore and burst out laughing again!

This plot is not complicated, but the performance is very funny, Wang Xitian's fat head, coupled with Lei Feng's white coat and a little green on his head, the chemical reaction produced is like feeding people a dazzling pulse, and he can't stop laughing.

A good sketch, a wonderful story and a wonderful performance are indispensable.

Although the three of Lei Feng are young, the brothers and sisters of the Wang family are very talented in acting, although Lei Feng is poor, but he has won the ability to perform, so he performed and won countless applause and laughter.

Stage.

After adjustment, the three of them finally stabilized their emotions.

Lei Feng was wearing a white coat, standing in front of Wang Xitian, and said solemnly again: "If you are given another chance to live again, will you still value money so much?" ”

This time it finally came out.

on stage.

Wang Xijun pushed Wang Xitian: "The doctor asked you." ”

"Brother, now I want to open everything," Wang Xitian looked at Lei Feng and said with emotion, "What is money, it is worthless compared to life!" He looked at the audience and said loudly, "If the sky gives me another chance and gives me a few more years, I will definitely put my feelings first!" Don't say it's 3,000 yuan, it's 30,000, 300,000, 3 million, I will smile slightly, and I will never smoke! ”

"Oops!!"

Lei Feng and Wang Xijun are overjoyed!

There was also applause from the audience!

At the same time, many people suddenly realized that the sketch "Heart Disease" was finally coming to an end.

"Tell him!" At this time, Lei Feng stretched out his hand and motioned to Wang Xijun.

Wang Xijun stepped forward and walked up to Wang Xitian and said, "Old man, I'll tell you the truth, you don't have any illness, you bought that lottery ticket and won the lottery again." ”

"Huh?" Wang Xitian was stunned, "How many hits?" Three thousand? ”

"Look here."

"Three hundred?"

"Add the word '10,000' at the end and read it together-"

"Three hundred...... Ten thousand??? ”

Wang Xitian was shocked, and then jerked violently, "choking ~~~~~~~"

Wang Xitian convulsed all over, shook up, and saw the audience laughing.

Wang Xijun was so anxious that he shouted: "Ah, my old man is going to fall, hurry up doctor, hurry up!" ”

Lei Feng took a step back and stretched out his fingers—

“One！ Two！ Three！ Four！ Five！ Reading the English number 5, Lei Feng grabbed Wang Xitian's hand, which had not fallen, and said excitedly, "Congratulations on not being knocked down by money!" ”

On the stage, Wang Xitian finally stood still.

Lei Feng patted him on the shoulder and said loudly: "Brother, learn from my brother and take the money lightly." Brother doesn't have anything, but he's very happy! Isn't it? Three million should be nothing. ”

As soon as these words came out, the audience burst into applause again!

In today's society, more and more people are on par with "money", Lei Feng's remarks are proper positive energy.

Wang Xitian completely calmed down and no longer had convulsions.

As soon as he grabbed Lei Feng's hand, he said excitedly: "You not only cured my illness, but you also saved my life!" Daughter-in-law—" He looked at Wang Xijun and said loudly, "Is it okay for three million to be at my disposal?" ”

Wang Xijun nodded: "Oh, old man, as long as you don't have any problems, you have the final say!" ”

"Good!"

Wang Xitian took the lottery ticket from Wang Xijun's hand and said, "Take out one million, we will sponsor the school, we will sponsor the nursing home; He said and looked at Lei Feng, "The remaining two million, half of our brothers!" ”

On the stage, Lei Feng was suddenly stunned!

Wang Xijun patted Lei Feng and explained, "He wants to give you half." ”

"Give it to ......" Lei Feng looked at the Wang brothers and sisters, pointed at himself again, and then jerked all over his body - "Chok~~~Cho~~~~Chok~~~"

This draw is very sudden!

The audience burst into laughter!

What about treating money like dung?

What about the positive energy that is good?

You're pumping up!

Lei Feng's pumping, not only the plot twist amused everyone, but also the demeanor and actions of Zhao Benshan, who imitated the sketch, were like being lame in "Selling Abduction", and at the same time watched countless people!

Wang Xijun: "Ah! Doctor! Damn! ”

Wang Xitian: "Oh mom! ”

Wang Xijun: "Hurry up, oops, hurry up, the doctor is here...... Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up to the hospital, doctor......"

Wang Xitian: "One! Two！ Oops, oops... Three! Four! Five......"

This is the end of the sketch.

Looking at Wang Xitian, who imitated Lei Feng on the stage and kept counting Lei Feng who fell to the ground, the audience laughed and gave a standing ovation!

Such sketches rarely appear in this world.

If such a work is not excellent, then how can it be considered excellent? If such a work does not get applause, then how can it win applause?

At the end of "Heart Disease", there was a round of applause in the hall of the Spring Festival Gala in Hunan Province!

Looking at the three Lei Feng who left at the curtain call, many people suddenly had a doubt in their hearts, is CCTV blind? The entire program group of "Straight to the Spring Festival Gala" is blind, right? Pushing such a work and such a young three people out of the door, the head of the chief director of this year's Spring Festival Gala was kicked by a donkey, right?

Not only the audience, but also the netizens, who watched the live broadcast, couldn't help but talk about it......