"Heart Disease", on the other hand, the 2003 Spring Festival Gala sketch of World CCTV, is the same as the "Selling Abduction" series, and it is still performed for Zhao Benshan, Fan Wei, and Gao Xiumin. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info Although Lei Feng has "Yesterday, Today, and Tomorrow" in his memory, the Baiyun Black Earth series has high requirements for the acting skills of the actors, and with the current level and image of Lei Feng, it is still more suitable for Zhao, Fan, and Gao series.

"Heart Disease" is a classic work selected by Lei Feng.

Although there was a plagiarism storm, it was in the previous life, Lei Feng copied it to this world, and there was no problem at all, such a work appeared on such a stage, and its influence was by no means beyond the reach of "Straight to the Spring Festival Gala".

After all, this was originally prepared by Lei Feng for the CCTV Spring Festival Gala.

Da, da...

Lei Feng walked on the stage, wearing a black hat and some rustic clothes, walked to the table and sat down, and took out a piece of paper full of words from his pocket with a simple microphone "Uh-huh".

The audience burst into applause.

Although I don't know how the sketch is, the previous "rolling" is still fresh in everyone's memory, and everyone is still quite enthusiastic about Lei Feng's reappearance.

Netizens who watched the live webcast also widened their eyes.

For this work that was eliminated by the "Straight to the Spring Festival Gala", although some people think that it may be average, they also want to know whether it is good or bad, after all, Lei Feng's previous sketches have a good reputation.

"Fellow villagers, fathers! Here's an advertisement—"

On the stage, Lei Feng said unhappily: "Although I said that the village chief was defeated, I still have to do ideological work, and open a psychological clinic at home to treat people's brains." Everyone is welcome to come to the clinic, there is money to give, there is no money to pull down. Dahe Village Daming Psychological Clinic, attending doctor Zhao Dabao, Tel: Dong Gui Dong Kui; Website: Big don't slip big don't slip big (www) pit you a big deal! ”

The opening was done in one go.

With "ao" as the rhyme, I finished reading it smoothly, introduced the situation, and ended with the sentence "It's a big deal for you", and someone in the audience suddenly laughed, and there was a burst of applause and applause!

"Talented!"

"It feels good."

"Zhao Dabao..."

There was a lot of talk.

There is a saying that there is no disappointment without expectations, and in the same way, the lower the expectation, the more unexpected the surprise when you find out that the work is actually good.

That's the case with "Heart Disease".

Many people's expectations were not high, but the sketch opened like this, which suddenly made people suspicious.

"This "Heart Disease" is a work eliminated by CCTV?"

"At the beginning of this, it feels..."

"Read on."

The audience was discussing, and a person came to the stage.

Wang Xijun.

She was dressed as a rural woman, and as soon as she got on the stage, she shouted: "Doctor, I'll see an emergency doctor!" ”

Lei Feng: "Hehe, the advertisement will come when it is broadcast!" ”

Wang Xijun stepped forward: "Yes, I listened to your advertisement." ”

Lei Feng whispered: "Don't believe in advertisements. ”

Wang Xijun: "What do you believe?" ”

Lei Feng: "Look at the curative effect!" ”

While everyone chuckled, Lei Feng got up and walked towards Wang Xijun with a doctor's attitude: "Needless to say, you must be suffering from menopausal syndrome, come, open your mouth and let me look at the tires...... I'm going to look at the tongue coating. ”

As soon as these words came out, everyone laughed again.

The story of "Heart Disease" is not complicated, it is about a patient played by Fan Wei who won 3,000 yuan in a rehearsal because he took money too seriously, and "Ga" was drawn to the hospital, and was finally discharged, and he won another 3 million. The daughter-in-law played by Gao Xiumin was afraid that something would happen to him and wanted to find a psychiatrist to treat him, but he mistakenly thought that he had an incurable disease, and finally Gao took him to Zhao Dabao's clinic played by Zhao Benshan to see a doctor, and a series of ironic things happened in the process of medical treatment.

Of course, the role of Zhao Dabao here is played by Lei Feng; Fan Wei and Gao Xiumin, the "husband and wife" in the sketch, are played by the Wang brothers and sisters.

Despite the simplicity of the story, the sketch is well written.

Gao Xiumin's husband He Qingkui was once Zhao Benshan's royal sketch screenwriter, most of his works are like this, he likes to use simple words, and then uses simple words to arouse the audience's laughter, which is very skilled and down-to-earth.

On the stage, Wang Xijun said that her husband came to see a doctor, and after telling him about the illness, Lei Feng immediately put on the coat hanging on the side-

"I'll go to the doctor!"

"I don't need a doctor, I brought my wife."

"Where?"

"Standing in front of your house."

"Oh, you dare to put a millionaire in front of me to stand guard, it seems that you are very thoughtful!"

As the two spoke, Wang Xijun instructed Lei Feng again not to say "sick", and finally walked to the side and pulled Wang Xitian, who had been waiting for a long time, onto the stage.

"Daughter-in-law, what is going on in my heart, just tell me, what are you doing torturing me?" Wang Xitian held a small red round cake-shaped stove, covered his heart, and walked as he walked.

The audience applauded!

Whether it is in the past or present life, whether it is "Selling Abduction" or "Heart Disease", the honest role played by Fan Wei is very funny. Now this role is played by the chubby Wang Xitian, although he is not as good as Fan Wei, but it is still remarkable, and Fang won a round of applause as soon as he appeared.

Lei Feng: "When we meet for the first time, I don't welcome you, please forgive me!" Have a seat! ”

Wang Xitian: "Hey. ”

Lei Feng: "This, your old lady-"

Wang Xitian: "Huh? ”

Lei Feng paused: "Your wife~ has already told you about your condition, saying that you are afraid of mentioning the word 'disease', and you will smoke it as soon as you mention the word 'disease'." ”

Wang Xitian: "Chok~~~"

The audience laughed.

Wang Xitian's performance was really in place, and as soon as he smoked it, many people immediately laughed.

Many people are puzzled at the same time.

This "Heart Disease" has obviously just begun, but what it shows does not seem to be bad, Lei Feng and the three were eliminated by the "Straight to the Spring Festival Gala", which means that "Heart Disease" was out of the CCTV Spring Festival Gala, but is this "Heart Disease" really poor?

Everyone looked at the simple Wang Xitian on the stage, and saw that he was holding the small stove and not letting Lei Feng take it off.

Lei Feng: "Don't be nervous, you're not sick at all." ”

Wang Xijun: "Don't pick it up, let him take it." ”

"That's okay," Lei Feng nodded, looking at Wang Xitian and said, "Then we'll start the treatment." Talk therapy. ”

"Huh?"

Wang Xitian still had a dumb goose expression: "How... What kind of talk therapy? ”

"No injections, no medicine, sitting is chatting with you, treating by talking, also called 'talk therapy'."

Lei Feng said.

Wang Xitian nodded: "Well, I still have to talk (hua)-chok~~~chok~~~!" As he spoke, he twitched, and Lei Feng ran away in fright!

At the same time, it also amused the audience!

"I don't want to see this disease, what the hell is this!" Lei Feng said to Wang Xijun, "I haven't seen it yet, big sister, don't do it!" ”

Wang Xijun looked at Wang Xitian: "What's wrong with you?" ”

Wang Xitian: "Daughter-in-law, it's over!" The doctors informed me of chemotherapy! ”

He looked sad and immediately made the audience laugh!

"Oh, 'talk therapy' is my medical term, talk therapy, referred to as 'talk therapy', words ....... words" Lei Feng laughed.

Background.

Hong Lang, who had been paying attention to the situation at the scene, nodded, and Gu Shishi, who had been watching the sketch, also smiled slightly, she suddenly felt that Lei Feng's group of people was really interesting.

Not only Lei Feng, such as Wang Xitian and Wang Xijun, also made the ancient poems feel very interesting, that feeling was as if the second young man was more happy, but inexplicably made her have a trace of longing.

On the stage, Wang Xijun said: "Doctor, let me tell you that he is timid, don't use the abbreviation, you should use the full name." ”

"Okay, you're too fragile, then I'll read the book therapy, please take a seat!" Seeing Wang Xitian sit down, Lei Feng stepped aside, took a book from the shelf, turned a page, and looked at Wang Xitian, "Now please listen to the first topic: postpartum care of sows...... Got the wrong book. ”

Lei Feng hurriedly changed it: "Please listen to the first topic, Sa Xiaomu is ready to fight...... This doesn't work~~"

While everyone was laughing, Lei Feng finally found another copy-

"Look at this topic: time and life."

"This is good, doctor, this topic..."Wang Xijun nodded.

Lei Feng said solemnly: "Don't interrupt, it's gone." In the long river of years, people, like meteors in the sky, come and go in a hurry. 'Huh~~~' Say no, no! ”

"Chok~~~chok~~~chok~~~!"

Wang Xitian pumped up like crazy!

The audience laughed!

Lei Feng: "I didn't mention the word 'disease' either!" ”

Wang Xijun gave Wang Xitian a good breath, and whispered: "You didn't mention the word 'disease', you just gave us a ......"

Lei Feng looked at Wang Xitian: "What I mean, that is, I am talking about the origin of life, you live this time, I have to let you know how you came to this earth." ”

Wang Xitian covered the small stove and said with a sad face: "Doctor, I don't want to know how I came to the land, I just want to know how I don't have land~"

When he finished speaking, the audience applauded. This sentence is wonderful, and the performance is good!

Lei Feng nodded: "Then I'll tell you how there is no land." ”

Wang Xijun: "Doctor, let's not keep saying 'no', let's talk about how good it is to be alive." ”

Lei Feng: "Okay, let's just say 'why live'." Hey, that's a good topic! Lei Feng looked at Wang Xitian, but put the book down, "People, why are you alive?" To put it simply, for a word, for a 'love'. Brother, you are living a wrong life, you can draw the 3,000 yuan bonus, don't you think this little wind should be so absurd? ”

Lei Feng looked like a master and looked at Wang Xitian: "If you want to open it, you can say that life in the world is only a finger, a total of 36,000 days, there are tens of millions of houses, and you only need to sleep three feet wide." To sum up, four sentences say: people are like flowers in a pot, and life is a mess; No matter how well the house is repaired, it is also a temporary residence, and this small box is your permanent home! ”

Lei Feng finally said the most classic passage in the sketch "Heart Disease", at first he was serious and long, but in the end, his hands were compared to the shape of an urn.

Wang Xitian trembled!

"Chok~~~Chok~~~"

Almost as soon as Lei Feng's words fell, he twitched violently.

At this moment, the audience burst into laughter!