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"My dear friends!

Don't you think it's all abnormal? Think about it, no matter how stinky it is, can it stink more than Hong Kong feet?

It doesn't make sense.

After my calm and objective reasoning.

There is only one truth - this is football diplomacy~~"

Xu Shaoyan said extremely demonic and cheap, and the audience was speechless.

Football diplomacy? Xu Shaoyan, you pull, you pull again!

The national football team is already smellier than Hong Kong feet!

But Xu Shaoyan is still continuing to be a ghost animal.

"Looking at the overall international political and economic environment

In recent decades, our country's economy has developed rapidly

The overall national strength has increased rapidly, and the international status has been markedly enhanced

But internationally, there is a murmur,

What?

The Threat of the Republic: The strength of the Republic makes the surrounding countries more or less fearful

At this time, a great firefighting team appeared - the national football team! ”

……

"Hold the grass, do you really want to wash the floor?"

"Fire brigade? Teacher Xu Shaoyan, I don't love you anymore, you are too, when did the national football team not make people angry! Also fight fires! ”

But Xu Shaoyan continued, and everyone laughed.

"The year before last, a small number of Republic tourists behaved uncivilly in Thailand.

aroused the dissatisfaction of the local media, and the national football team immediately lost 1-5, calming the anger of the Thai people in one fell swoop! ”

"This year, our Hong Kong compatriots are broken because of buying some milk powder and some iPhone! Affair!

is awkward with the mainland, and it is the national football team that takes care of the overall situation, and would rather shoot all the shots on the door frame.

Resolutely unable to win, with two 0-0!!

Maintained rapport. I accidentally made a mistake and got into one, but fortunately I was misjudged! ”

Xu Shaoyan patted his heart, and his tone was full of great relief.

"Forehead ......"

The audience was speechless, I'll go, is this okay?

Xu Shaoyan is really washing the floor! Forcefully gave the national football team from mourning its misfortune and being angry to a great hero for the sake of the country, but it's really funny!

"And Iraq, where there is still a war at home, and it is in dire straits, and being able to watch two games is their only remaining joy.

Are you embarrassed to win? Out of the consideration of humanistic care, I will also lose! ”

Qatar, the host country of the next World Cup, this is an exchange match, how faceless it is to lose, is the national football team so blind?

Lose! ”

"South Korea, their fragile self-esteem needs to be carefully cared for, lose!"

"Iran, Serbia and Montenegro, Uzbekistan, have a good relationship with us, lose!"

"Haiti, Costa Rica, Honduras, these countries are so miserable, they haven't been talked about in geography class! Lose!!! “”

"The little brothers in Southeast Asia are always bullied by us and lose!"

"The local tyrants of West Asia want to count on them to sell us oil and lose!"

"Africa's little brothers hold us up at the United Nations every day and lose!"

"Look at the national football team, with good intentions!!!"

Xu Shaoyan trembled with his hands as if he was holding something, as if he wanted to hold the national football team to the sky.

But this series of losses and losses is completely taking stock of how incompetent the national football team is.

There are also a lot of people in the Football Federation who are watching the big event, after all, during the lunch break, it is rare to have such interesting news, but Xu Shaoyan is ......

God says it's scrubbing, it's high-class black!

But Xu Shaoyan is still not over.

Suddenly, he spoke angrily and stretched out his hand to the side.

"On the other hand, the gymnastics, table tennis, and diving teams of our republic do not know how to understand the general situation and take the overall situation into account.

Get a gold medal every day! Go around and abuse people internationally! to create the impression that the republic is too strong,

In the end, I have to rely on the national football team to apologize one by one~~~~"

"Poof!!"

Many people spurted out a mouthful of old blood, indeed, this contrast is too great, one was abused into slag, and the other abused other countries into scum.

And this is simply a contrast!

But Xu Shaoyan still didn't let go of the national football team, and it continued!

"The current situation of our peaceful development is not easy to come by, and a large part of the credit comes from the national football team!

It's them! Bite the bullet! Painstaking! Carrying the infamy alone, he did not disgrace his mission!!!

With continuous losing, we have created a good external environment for our country!

In particular, since the beginning of the 21st century, a small number of countries have continued to advocate the so-called "theory of the threat to the republic" to suppress us.

It's the national football team, which bravely stands up every time and slaps them in the face with one defeat after another!

It's the national football team!

It's the national football team!

It's the national football team!

As long as there are them in the republic threat theory will always be a false proposition,

Let us remember the names of these heroes, who have failed to enter the empty door again and again, and have not failed in their mission!

All international players should be remembered by us! ”

Xu Shaoyan can't be said to be forcibly washing the floor.

The audience is very happy to watch, this is a palace-level high-level!

What does this mean by a large number of losses and losses?

Isn't this a reason?

Everyone else can win, but the national football team is losing, which is a fucking waste to the extreme, okay!

Floor scrubbing?

Yes, yes, this is washing the floor, and the washing is simply awesome!

On the side of the national football team, Director Yang sees that it is seven tricks of smoke, this is washing the floor?

But before he could erupt, calls from CCTV sports channels and other local sports channels came to him one after another.

"Hey, old grandson, what's wrong?" Lao Sun is the head of the CCTV sports channel, and Lao Sun has a lawsuit over there.

"Lao Yang, what are you doing, I still have to broadcast the national football game live this afternoon, didn't you handle the matter of Lang Zhen and their fight well? Radio and television just gave me a document, the impact of the national football violence is bad, all the programs are on the red light, why didn't you tell me earlier, my show is going to open the skylight! ”

"What?" Director Yang was shocked, "The live broadcast is canceled? ”

Lao Sun nodded: "Yes, the photoelectric side personally ordered it, and the document is on my desk now, not to mention today, my future programs will be disrupted, alas!" ”

Lao Sun hung up the phone in a rage, the stinky feet of the national football team were annoying to everyone, and it was a scolding when it was broadcast, if it weren't for the friendship with Lao Yang for many years, Lao Sun would not be willing to arrange a schedule for the national football team, who knew that this arrangement was made, and the pigeons were released!

The same is true for other sports channels, radio and television directly issued documents, and the national football team had a bad impact, so it was almost clear to say the word "ban".

Director Yang was stunned, this ...... This is impossible, it's not the first time that the national football team has fought, and what kind of hand is radio and television meddling, hurry up and call the radio and television, the person who answered the phone is Secretary Wang of Radio and Television, and the relationship with Director Yang is also good, but as soon as the phone is connected, Secretary Wang told Director Yang.

"Lao Yang, if you are for the national football team, then don't tell me!"