Washing the floor, that is, to handle the follow-up finishing work for others (especially those who do bad things). Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

To put it simply, it is forcibly whitewashed.

Totally a derogatory term.

Zhao Wenya saw Xu Shaoyan's news, and her face was a little disdainful, "I still don't believe it, unless you have the wrong tendon, you will go to wash the floor of the national football team...... Or is the Football Federation putting pressure on you? ”

Zhao Wenya was immediately vigilant, and Xu Shaoyan smiled.

"Xu Shaoyan: I'm really washing the floor, you will know it when you watch "The Big Incident" on Friday, thank you father, when you and the empress are healed, let's have a party, I have a treat."

"Zhao Wenya: Long live! Waiting for you ~~~~" The wavy line at the end seems to be coquettish.

Xu Shaoyan yawned and posted another preview on Weibo.

"Xu Shaoyan: On Friday, I want to wash the floor of the Football Federation." A serious expression in capital letters at the back.

As soon as Xu Shaoyan spoke, the people who were still scolding the national football team under the previous Weibo were stunned, and even Chu Wenyi was stunned.

"Chu Wenyi: Xu Shaoyan, Xiao Xu, are you okay, wash the floor for the national football team? Don't say it so nakedly when washing the floor. ”

After that, he sent a private message to ask Xu Shaoyan: "Xiao Xu, did you let the people of the Football Federation threaten you?" Bai Shuang is okay. ”

Xu Shaoyan smiled. "It's okay, my senior sister is killing with the Empress, no one threatens me, threaten me and I can still wash the floor for him? I think I'm scolding the national football team a little bit...... That one...... I really want to wash the floor of the national football team. ”

That one?

Which one is that?

Chu Wenyi's face was speechless.

After that, Xu Shaoyan publicly replied to Chu Wenyi on Weibo with a smiling expression.

Xu Shaoyan has long been accustomed to the fact that he will never be a handsome man in front of the people, so he simply blackened himself all the way.

"Well, I can't go back." Xu Shaoyan shook his head.

The faces of the onlookers were twitching.

"Hold the grass, Mr. Xu Shaoyan, are you in the water in your brain? Floor scrubbing? Washing the floor of the national football team? Don't make a fuss! ”

"I think Teacher Xu Shaoyan was broken by Lang Zhen, Lang Zhen of the grass egg, you return me Teacher Xu Shaoyan! Ahh ”

"Our family's sensual male god, how did he become a male nerve! Floor scrubbing? What the hell! ”

"Why do I think this is Teacher Xu Shaoyan's demonic self-blackening? Since Mr. Xu Shaoyan became Xu Nima, he has stopped taking the male route with us, he is becoming more and more magical, and he can't go back! ”

"There's no going back! +1！ ”

“+154！”

"Why do I look hairy, I always feel that Teacher Xu Shaoyan is not so kind!"

"Me too, I feel the same way! It's terrible, isn't it, I also feel the cool breeze behind me~~~~~~~"

"I feel like I've got a bunch of blades hanging over my head!"

"The national football team or the Football Federation only hang the blade above the head, how can you feel like this upstairs."

"I just joined the Football Federation to work ......"

"Good luck, 2333333!"

"Anyway, I'm waiting for Friday's "Runaway Event"!"

"I remember that the national football team will broadcast the game live again on Friday, or Friday afternoon!"

"I'm rubbing! Wait for Friday! ”

"Wait for Friday! +1”

“+2345！”

Countless people think that this is not a good thing, but driven by curiosity, they are all looking forward to Friday with high spirits.

The next day, Xu Shaoyan went to work, the bruises on his face were very dazzling by Lang Zhen, and when he took the subway, countless people pointed at Xu Shaoyan.

"Look, that man is not a good person, his face is so blue, tsk."

"Who knows, young people now, alas."

"Maybe I was beaten by my wife......"

"Uh......" Xu Shaoyan was speechless, hold the grass, this aunt, you said that I was beaten by my wife, you have to give me a wife first!

When he arrived at the unit, Jiang Hanqing looked at Xu Shaoyan's face and was stunned, knowing that Xu Shaoyan and Lang Zhen were fighting, but he didn't expect it to be like this, Xu Shaoyan's entire left face was blue, how many Jiang Hanqing were really a little distressed, how to say that he was also his own subordinate!

"Xiao Xu, it's okay."

Xu Shaoyan looked serious. "It's okay, of course it's okay, director, I'm going to find the studio to record the show."

"Well, there you go." Jiang Hanqing nodded. "Xiao Xu, the young general has opened a new program on their literary channel, and the young general is going to go on location, the host of "The Big Event" needs to be changed, you see, who is good on our news channel?"

Xu Shaoyan was surprised, it was really the golden seed in Taili! It's busy.

"That's it, then don't do it, my show is too self-black, and it conflicts too much with the image of our colleagues on our channel."

Jiang Hanqing nodded: "It's good for you to watch it yourself, but Xiao Xu, say something selfish, your show's ratings are soaring step by step, and now it has climbed to the top three in the station, you also know that our news channel is very good, but ...... I want you to bring other programs on our channel, and let colleagues invite guests or something. ”

Jiang Hanqing said that the latest ratings of the news channel came out again, and Xu Shaoyan's rampage incident has completely become the first news channel with a rating of 7.69%, which is almost seventy percent higher than the second Beijing News 4.22% rating! The number of hits on the Internet is also soaring, with more than 5 million hits per issue, and the first issue released at the earliest has more than 8 million hits, all of which are people under his hands, Jiang Hanqing looked at Xu Shaoyan happily, but looking at the other programs in his channel half-dead, he felt really uncomfortable, although the news programs across the country are like this, after all, now that information is so developed, not many people like to watch the news.

Xu Shaoyan nodded: "Okay, then I'll go back and think about it and plan it." ”

But Xu Shaoyan was thinking about finding advertising and investment for "The Big Event", he didn't want to restrict the show before, so he kept refusing advertising, but now it's different, "The Big Event" has taken shape, and the "Big Event" in the earth world also has guests and advertisements, what is the advertisement? That's money! It's a bonus!

"The Big Incident" is extremely ironic, and it is unlikely that any media company will dare to buy the copyright, but advertising or something is a big fat meat!

Xu Shaoyan likes money very much, how could he let go of this opportunity!

How many programs are there on the news channel!

After making an appointment for the studio, Xu Shaoyan recorded the program, and added an interesting interview to Mr. Qian at the end.

On Friday, countless people waited in front of the TV and computer waiting for "The Big Event", "The Big Event" belongs to the program of Beijing Satellite TV, which is very influential in the capital, but not in other regions, but this time Xu Shaoyan beat the captain of the national football team, which is famous all of a sudden!

At the beginning of the show, it was the familiar big "big head dead pervert", everyone was looking forward to Xu Shaoyan's "washing the floor", and even the Football Association was very concerned about Xu Shaoyan, Xu Shaoyan deliberately made his voice cheap in this show.

"Oh, la! Hello everyone! First of all, I want to mention a good news, in a few days of e-sports exchange matches, the Chaoge professional team, with a score of 3:0, crushed the Korean e-sports team.

I'm not surprised, after all, it's a team that has avoided the world esports championship twice, but unfortunately, our friends from the Chaoge team had a violent incident before the game and got into a fight with the players of our national football team. ”

Here it comes! Everyone was staring, and An Shiqing was watching "The Big Incident" in the hospital.

Our friends in the Chaoge team have proved our strength that we are still a very good nation in e-sports, and they gave the national football management a heavy slap in the face

Because the national football team in Hall 2 next door is going to hold a losing press conference!

While ascending to the top of the world

On one side, even the second-tier team can lose

It's a contrast!

Take a look at a few of the opponents of the national football team's recent attack on exchange matches

South Korea, 50.7 million, Qatar 2 million, Bhutan 740,000

There are only 340,000 people in the Maldives

These TMs are two city teams and two county teams

I wake up smiling when I dream. ”

Xu Shaoyan's face was exaggerated, the audience was confused, Xu Shaoyan, what about washing the floor?

Aren't you being sarcastic?

But Xu Shaoyan suddenly laughed, and his tone was extremely obscene!

"As a result, the national football team is basically out of the game, and teams from other countries don't play with them!"

Depend on! You still need to say that! Countless viewers threw rotten eggs, and they didn't know how stinky the national football team was.

But Xu Shaoyan's next sentence really turned the corner!

"Afterwards, a few no! Bright! True! Appearance! of fans pointed the finger at the captain of the national football team, Lang Zhen, and his boss

What is the point of view that their level is too stinky?

You guys are so superficial! ”

Superficial? The audience was stunned? Xu Shaoyan actually said that they were superficial?

But in a blink of an eye, they knew that Xu Shaoyan's so-called washing of the floor was coming!