"How old a person is, it's not as good as a child!"

"I'm not as good as him!?"

"What can you compare! You're what your mom is used to doing now! Fooling around with those fox friends all day long, if it weren't for the fact that you haven't touched pornography, gambling and drugs, I would be the first to ask you to be banned! ”

"Uncle!!"

...

Fang Chang shook his head. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Dispel memories in your head.

In this issue of "Star to Star", he was very excited when he learned that Lei Feng was there, because in his heart, Lei Feng was a clown, but his uncle raised a clown to belittle him, a nephew! Fang Chang is very unhappy, he wants to step on Lei Feng in the show, he wants to prove himself!

But it backfired.

"Is this kid born to hurt people?"

Fang often vomits blood.

Lei Feng played too much of a joke, more than he prepared, which couldn't help but remind him of the battle between Lei Feng and the national football team, when he was watching jokes, but now he feels the powerlessness of the national football team members.

"There's only one final talent left."

Fang Chang thought silently.

"Star vs. Star" is the talent PK at the end. said it was PK, but it was actually a talent show, the two teams of guests "made it difficult" for each other's members, but they were actually arranged, such as Lei Feng's performance was "imitation", and everyone would name a few singers and let him imitate.

"Xiaoyu is very familiar to us, especially her high note..."

The first to appear is Xiaoyu.

Under Lei Feng's discussion, he chose a short section of a high-pitched song (similar to "Love When You Die"), so that Xiaoyu rose step by step from an ordinary tune and sang to the whole city.

"What a horrible treble! In order to win, we also have to send a killer weapon - Lei Feng! ”

Chen Li shouted.

Before she could say more, a voice interjected—

"I admire Lei Feng's musical talent the most, why don't you come to a live creation!"

But it's the norm.

He knew that "imitation" was too easy for Lei Feng, and the song "Welcome to the National Football Team" was amazing, so he couldn't help but change the "script".

Wang Han was stunned for a moment, glanced at Fang Chang and said, "No, no, no!" Compared with creation, I would like to see Lei Feng's imitation talent, which is a must! ”

Fang Chang turned his head, didn't look at Wang Han, and stared at the audience: "It's better to create on the spot while imitating other people's voices and singing, do you think it's good?!" ”

"Good !!"

The audience chanted.

Wang Han glanced at Fang Chang, looked at Lei Feng, and saw that the latter nodded slightly, so he said: "Two kinds of talent PK, how can Xiaoyu suffer?" That doesn't work, you have to let me come up with a very difficult one! He remembered the song "A Cut Plum" that Lei Feng didn't sing at the beginning, so he wanted to speak, but he didn't want to be interrupted by Fang Chang again-

"Brother Han can't be like this, he can't win like this!" Fang Chang said loudly, "For the sake of fairness, let's let the audience make questions and Lei Feng create." ”

Wang Han's eyes were cold.

"I can try." Lei Feng stood up. He was smiling, not very worried in his heart, and there were countless songs in his chest, and Fang Chang's move helped him.

"Good!"

Fang Chang shouted, sneering in his heart.

He found a very light toy ball, turned his back and threw it back, and a group of people in the audience got up, and finally was grabbed by a chubby girl.

"What's the name of this little sister?"

Wang Han walked over.

The fat girl introduced herself excitedly, then thought about it, and said to Lei Feng: "I want to make a difficult one, just now you were talking about moon cakes, then use 'moon cakes' as the theme, and you must sing in Lin Miao's voice!" ”

Lin Miao is a first-line female singer with a unique voice.

This is actually okay, but it is relatively rare to create it with "moon cakes".

Fang Chang laughed heartily.

He knew that many viewers would find some strange things as the theme, the song of "moon cakes", Fang Chang said that he had never heard it since he was a child.

Although this would offend people, Fang Chang didn't care. Not to mention his uncle, the energy of the Fang family is not small, and he never has to ask for help in the entertainment industry.

"Mooncakes..."

Lei Feng walked to the piano and sat down.

He used to only be able to play the electronic piano, and he practiced for a while since he bought the piano, and he played very awkwardly, until the "lucky halo" appeared on the day of the second-line competition, and he won a junior piano playing skill.

Oooo

Ahhh~

Lei Feng tried the audition, opened his voice, and opened his mouth to come-

"I have a piece of mooncake, I don't know who I can share it with? How many secrets are in them, and the person who delivers the bread can understand them. The outside of the cake is deep and meaningful, and the purpose inside the cake is heavy. ushered in and sent to nothing, leaving a curtain of dreams in vain~"

The song "A Curtain of Dreams".

But it's changed again.

Lei Feng was not impressed by the song about moon cakes, so he sang this one.

The crowd was speechless.

This lyric has to be said to be rotten, but the melody is beautiful and the singing is affectionate.

"Lei Feng, you ruined a song again."

Someone sighed.

But I also have to say that it is really talented to be able to "create" such a song in such a short time.

Fang Chang was a little incredulous.

"It must be a song that was composed before, and then the words are now changed!" Fang Chang muttered, he didn't wait for everyone to praise him, he shouted, and threw the toy ball into the audience again!

This time it was another fat girl who grabbed it.

Fat girl: "Shuai Lei Lei, I like you so much!" ”

Lei Feng: "Thank you. ”

Fat girl: "Although you look average, do you know that you are very handsome when you hack others!" ”

Lei Feng: "......"

Fat girl: "I especially like to see you look black, so this time, you can help me hack our school cafeteria!" Our school cafeteria is so unpalatable! I've lost weight! ”

Lei Feng: "......"

Wang Han: "Then who do you want to imitate?" ”

Fat girl: "Imitate Brother Han!" ”

Wang Han: "......"

There was a snickering on the stage.

This difficulty is really not small, and the key is very strange.

Lei Feng looked depressed.

It's not that he can't find the song in the cafeteria, but his original plan to sing a classic and come out scary has failed.

Fang Chang was very satisfied.

In his opinion, Lei Feng's expression is categorically impossible to get out in a short time, although it is harmless to sing it, but the effect on the audience will be greatly reduced.

"Grabbing food after class, footsteps are frenzied,"

"It's a mess in the narrow aisles."

Fang Chang was thinking, and the song sounded!

"Sorrowful porridge, half water and rice,"

"I'm afraid you'll still be hungry when you run out of money;"

"Chrysanthemum Terrace"!

Jay Chou's song!

"Whose fried rice hasn't been eaten yet,"

"On the tattered little noodles, there is no oil and salt."

"The lights are faintly bright, and there are cockroaches everywhere,"

"On the cool panel, it's a spider web~~"

Lei Feng plays the piano!

Learn from Dong Chou to play the piano, and sing the chorus in Wang Han's voice: "Cauliflower residues, soup all over the ground, and the steamed buns that stayed overnight have been yellowed." The price is broken, and my mind is gradually dying; The cost of living has not risen, and it is in arrears day by day~~ I was left alone in the bedroom to eat instant noodles. ”

Sing a song, the audience is stunned!

is different from the previous song "A Curtain of Dreams", the lyrics of this "Chrysanthemum Terrace (Canteen Version)" are much longer, and there are many changes in the tune.

Musical talent!

Many people feel that this title lives up to its name. It's not that you haven't seen the on-site creation, but there are really few classics, and it seems to be done in one go, it's amazing!

Maybe it's a previous song, a word made up now, right?

Many people also have such thoughts.

But I still couldn't help but marvel.

Especially that fat girl, she was even more excited!

"The song is good, the lyrics are not good, it seems that after going to school, there is still no growth."

One person suddenly said coldly!

The voice was too abrupt, but it was normal.

He couldn't help but speak, and as soon as the words fell, he began to regret it, after all, this was a live broadcast, he had hacked each other or something before, and he was still dressed in the coat of entertainment, which was in line with the setting of "Star to Star", but as soon as these words came out, the scene was immediately embarrassed, and someone on the Internet immediately started scolding!

But having said all that, Fang Chang will not apologize.

He tried to redeem it: "I don't mean anything else, I just think of "At least You" and these two songs I heard two days ago, and I feel a pity." If these songs are given to 'Chinese style' to fill in the lyrics, they may become very good works. Lei Feng: You dropped out of school before, and recently started going to school again, haven't you learned a lot? There's so much knowledge to write about, you—" He said, showing emotion again!

"Of course you have learned the knowledge, you can use them to write songs, I'm afraid you won't understand."

Lei Feng laughed.

This person provoked again and again, Lei Feng originally wanted to make it difficult for him to show his talent for a while, but at this time, it seemed that he still had to learn a lesson.

"Don't understand?"

Fang Chang laughed!

He ignored Wang Han, who wanted to resolve the embarrassment, and laughed loudly: "Although I am not a graduate of the Chinese Department, even if it is 'Chinese style', it will not be incomprehensible, of course, provided that you speak clearly." ”

Lei Feng sat down.

Brush your hand over the keys.

A familiar melody emerges -

"Blue and White Porcelain"!

"This song "Blue and White Porcelain" imitates the 'Chinese style', which is the last song I showed my talent, and I refilled the words with what I learned in school, I hope you can understand it." Lei Feng smiled, and under Fang Chang's disdainful gaze, he sang in his voice-

"The blue flocculent precipitate jumps to the bottom of the test tube,"

"Copper ions meet hydroxide and never separate again,"

"When the solution is golden yellow, because the iron trivalent, the light green divalent ferrous iron confuses people;"

"Calcium carbide secretly goes swimming and produces acetylene gas,"

"After ignition, it becomes an acetylene flame, and the high temperature is several thousand,"

"Escape that carbon dioxide, lime water dotted with white precipitation~"

"When benzene meets potassium permanganate, it is not easy to change color; Add nitro to toluene, be careful with TNT; The purple color of the iodine molecule in benzene is beautiful, which lays the groundwork for extraction; electrolyte cell, energized cathode and anode; The valency has high and low levels, and electrons are transferred; Refined copper, iron, zinc, manganese, nickel, chromium, aluminum, silver, tin, leaving anode mud~~"

After singing a song, the audience was stunned again.

Fang Chang: "......"

Groove !!

For a moment, thousands of alpacas roared past him!

The chemical version of "Blue and White Porcelain"?!

"How, do you understand?"

Lei Feng stopped and asked.

Fang Chang: "It's ......"

Lei Feng: "I can write it down, you can explain it." ”

Fang Chang: "Also... It takes a little time..."

Lei Feng: "Don't worry, everyone will come to Japan for a long time." ”

After the last three words of "Come to Japan", Lei Feng read it extremely hard, and suddenly Fang Chang, who was already vomiting blood, was injured by another 10,000 critical hits......