"There is a girl in the village named Xiaofang,"

"Good-looking and kind,"

"A beautiful pair of big eyes,"

"The braids are thick and long~"

"The night before going back to the city,"

"You and I came to the creek,"

"Tears that have never been shed,"

"...... with the flow of the river"

An old song "Xiao Fang", Li Chunbo's most well-known work in addition to "A Letter to Home", this song can fully make people feel the beauty of folk songs, the lyrics are simple and unpretentious, and it is the most folk song in Lei Feng's heart, so that the audience is fascinated... Of course, it also makes someone tremble when they hear it. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

What the hell is Xiaofang?

It's not the usual party?

What does that mean?

What the hell do I owe?!

Fang Chang was disgusted, especially when Lei Feng sang "Thank you for the love you gave me", and glanced at him from time to time, he had the urge to scold his mother.

"Where did this guy get so many songs? I found so many people before I wrote the first "Lei Zhenzi" ......"

Fang is often a little annoyed.

Lei Feng was on the second line, he couldn't do anything blatantly, he wanted to be disgusted and disgusted with the other party, but he didn't want to be disgusted himself.

"But I'm not alone!"

Fang Chang glanced at Daoist Su beside him and regained his spirits.

"Star vs. Star" originally hoped to create an atmosphere of star showdown, and the two performed like this, which is very in line with the purpose of the show.

Ten singers sang ten songs (only one part), and finally all appeared.

According to the pre-arrangement, Wang Han and Chen Li rock-paper-scissors, Lei Feng and several people were assigned to Chen Li's side, and Wang Han led Su Daochang and others.

The feature of this episode of the program is that it also jumps out of a "random" scrolling screen - "singing", "dancing", "poetry" and other options scrolling, and finally stops at "joke".

"Duanzi" was originally a cross talk term, referring to a story or joke, and later gradually derived from yellow jokes, red jokes, cold jokes... Speaking of which, the rise of jokers in this world has a lot to do with Lei Feng's actions on Weibo, but a year has passed, and the joke culture has become richer and richer.

"The Mid-Autumn Festival is also known as the Autumn Festival, the Daughter's Festival, the Reunion Festival, ......"

Wang Han began to talk about the Mid-Autumn Festival allusions, and everyone also began to speak.

The biggest feature of the program "Star to Star" is that there is a "special time", just as this issue features "jokes", then, when an indicator light is lit on the spot, and if the guests want to speak, they must be in the form of "jokes", which side has more jokes, which side will add points.

It's not that hard.

There were ten guests on the stage, and one person said a joke memorized in advance, and he could make a legend adapt into many versions, as well as extras.

The two hosts are equivalent to free men in volleyball, and they can speak at will, so as to adjust the atmosphere and lead the rhythm.

The program starts from the origin of the Mid-Autumn Festival, talks about various legends of the Mid-Autumn Festival, interspersed with various jokes and cold jokes, and the audience who watched the live broadcast was very happy.

Everything is going well.

Lei Feng was a little bored.

His memory is too good, the jokes prepared by the program team are all in his head, he has to "restrain himself", otherwise "special time" will become his personal talk show.

"Toot!"

It's time for the third "special time" on the field!

After talking about the historical origin of the Mid-Autumn Festival, talking about the myths and legends of the Mid-Autumn Festival, it comes to the last custom, and the most common custom of the Mid-Autumn Festival is to eat moon cakes.

This time, the topic was mooncakes.

Fang Chang turned his head to look at Daoist Su.

The latter's face remained unchanged.

"Say one plus one point!"

Chen Li was the first to jump out, "One day the mooncake was hit by a car while crossing the street, he looked down at his cracked belly, and said very depressedly: 'It turns out that I am a five-kernel filler.'" Grief-stricken, he was about to bite his tongue and kill himself, but as soon as he took a bite, he spit out: 'Phew! It's unpalatable! ’”

Chen Li was full of emotion.

Offstage.

During this time, tens of thousands of people on the Internet are complaining about "five-kernel mooncakes", and this kind of black "five-kernel" jokes are still very marketable.

Wang Han was not to be left behind, and continued in a tone of popular science knowledge for everyone: "Experiments have proved that soap is not the only thing that men dare not pick up, as well as five-kernel moon cakes." ”

The crowd rejoiced.

This is also said to be a "five-kernel moon cake", and it is also a meat joke.

Next, Xu Mingma told a joke in a non-standard Mandarin, and the content was also in the black "Wuren".

The audience applauded.

They don't know, but Lei Feng knows that although the topic this time is moon cakes, the program team's requirement is that the stars focus on the black "five benevolences", because only in this way can it be more topical.

So, when Xiaoyu and others spoke, many netizens laughed.

Although many people know that this is the design of the show, these jokes are really the first time they have heard them, and the PK mode of the two teams of stars is like the ancient literati to poems and pairs, which makes everyone feel very fresh.

Wuren is going to be on fire.

Many people thought to themselves.

The stars are black "five benevolences", if you say a few more, it will definitely be on the hot search.

However, there are not many jokes about the black "Wuren", at least there are only a few A4 pieces of paper given by the program team, and now it has been roughly said.

But Lei Feng is not worried, he now has an excellent memory, and he remembers many small passages he watched in his previous life, even if he integrates it himself, he can make a lot of it.

At this time, Fang Chang stood up-

"Xiao Lei doesn't like to eat moon cakes, he said that he will have diarrhea after eating it, I am very strange, after all, even if you eat five kernels, you will only vomit. Later, I found out that every time he ate moon cakes, he tore open the desiccant in the package and sprinkled it evenly on it. ”

A joke that is not on the A4 paper of the program group!

Lei Feng was stunned.

Moreover, little thunder... What does it mean?

Feeling the other party's provocative gaze, Lei Feng suddenly became interested.

It's kind of interesting.

Lei Feng stood up: "Xiao Fang gave the goddess a five-kernel mooncake, and the goddess frowned: 'It's okay to look at the five things separately, but why do people want to vomit when they are put together?' Sensing Xiao Fang's embarrassment, the goddess hurriedly added, "Don't get me wrong, I don't dislike your moon cakes, I like to eat five kernels." Xiao Fang was about to breathe a sigh of relief, and then heard her say, "I'm talking about your facial features." ’”

The audience laughed!

Lei Feng's tone was very cheap.

As soon as the word "Xiaofang" came out, it immediately reminded people of the previous "Xiaofang", many people looked at Fang Chang, and some people began to coax!

"Star vs. Star" originally supports the showdown between stars, and the more intense the fight, the more enjoyable it will be.

Fang Chang's facial muscles twitched.

Today he was looking forward to it, because he met Lei Feng on the stage again, this time, he was ready to abuse Lei Feng on the stage, but he didn't expect Lei Feng to be "prepared", not only did he succeed in the previous counterattack, but now he also scolded him for being ugly.

[Mid-Autumn Festival, you're alone again, right?] Be jealous of me! Six of me! After posting Weibo, Xiao Lei held a Wuren and gnawed silently. ”

Fang Chang is not to be outdone!

He came prepared this time, and spent money to hire someone to write a joke, just for this link, so he immediately fought back.

Lei Feng didn't think about it: "Because of his girlfriend's cheating, Xiao Fang broke up with his girlfriend who has been in love for many years, Xiao Fang was very painful, and hated the pair of dog men and women, seeing that the Mid-Autumn Festival was coming, Xiao Fang remembered the happy Mid-Autumn Festival in the past, and his anger rose from his heart, and the evil was born to the side of the gall, he sent two boxes of five-kernel moon cakes respectively, and attached a note, and the whole family died if they didn't finish eating." Two days later, the police arrested Xiao Fang for murder! ”

Fang Chang: "......"

Paralyzed, scold me for being a cuckold!

Fang Chang was furious.

He was about to speak, but Daoist Su stood up on the side-

"It's not just the strange people who lose people's appetites, but also the five-kernel mooncakes."

He said it far-fetched.

Although it means Lei Feng, it does not name him.

Lei Feng was not easy to sit down, thought about it and smiled: "In the past, Hanshan asked and said: 'The world slanders me, deceives me, insults me, laughs at me, despises me, despises me, hates me, deceives me, how to deal with it?'" He said, "Give you a five-kernel mooncake." ’”

"Hanshan asks to pick up" can be described as an old stalk.

Others may not know, but Su Daochang will not forget.

Su Daochang snorted coldly: "Xiao Lei bought a beautifully carved stone at a high price in the antique city before, and today he took it on the "Treasure Appreciation" program, and the expert took Xiao Lei's collection and carefully observed it for a long time and said: "According to my years of experience, this should be a piece of last year's five-kernel mooncake." ’”

Lei Feng did not hesitate: "Lao Su called home: 'Mom, I bought five-kernel mooncakes and came back today. The other end of the phone shouted: 'You buy six, your aunt is here!' ’”

Su Daochang: "......"

Great Aunt...

Your aunt is here!

He was almost!

How to speak?

The scene was confused.

Speaking of which, since Fang often spoke, the atmosphere of the PK on the scene suddenly became thicker, Xiaoyu and the others didn't have time to react, Lei Feng began to fight back, and then fought with Su Daochang, who "participated in the war".

Among the three, Fang Chang and Su Daochang were obviously in a group, but one against two, Lei Feng did not fall behind at all.

On the contrary, Fang Chang and Su Daochang were almost knocked out.

Because Lei Feng's mouth is too damaged.

Great Aunt...

Many spectators at the scene listened to the spray.

Xiaoyu and the others were also confused.

On the stage, one came and went, Lei Feng fought with one enemy and two, and the more he talked, the more energetic he became!

Su Daochang and Fang Chang were a little dumbfounded.

The two of them were really prepared, they wanted to suppress Lei Feng's arrogance in this game, but they didn't want the other party to have endless jokes, more than the two of them combined, and they were still at a loss!

"Why am I doing this?"

Su Daochang was depressed.

He felt that he was pulled onto the thief ship by Fang Chang, who was originally transcendent, but now he was in trouble with Lei Feng, a kid. He is not afraid of Lei Feng, but he thinks that Lei Feng is too disgusting, and if it is not necessary, it is better to stay away.

Fang Chang was also about to vomit blood.

Obviously, he should have beaten Lei Feng, why is it the other way around now?

"Xiao Fang asked the Zen master, 'My eyebrows, eyes, ears, nose, and mouth are not ugly, so why do people always say that I am ugly?' The Zen master took out a plate of sesame seeds, a plate of peanuts, a plate of melon seeds, a plate of walnuts, and a plate of almonds for Xiao Fang to taste separately, and asked him, 'Is it delicious?' Xiao Fang nodded. The Zen master took out another piece of five-kernel mooncake for Xiao Fang to taste, and Xiao Fang vomited it and suddenly realized. ”

On the stage, Lei Feng continued.

Another classic!

Fang often vomits blood!

"After Xiao Fang vomited, he suddenly realized..."

This sentence simply poked into Fang Chang's heart, and he began to doubt life.

On the side, Wang Han saw that Lei Feng still wanted to continue, so he immediately stopped and ended this "special time"——

Although "Star vs. Star" hopes to create an atmosphere of star showdown, if Lei Feng is allowed to go on like this, Wang Han feels that maybe both sides can fight.

What kind of grudge is this...

The audience who watched the live broadcast was shocked!

This series of jokes is too 6!

And in this piece of amazement, "Star to Star" finally came to the last link, that is, the guest talent PK.