As the saying goes, the country is easy to change, and its nature is difficult to change. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

The meaning of this sentence is very simple, as the name suggests, it is that meaning.

We have lived in the MC world for so long, and at first glance it seems that we have reached a terrible place, and then it seems that we can be suave according to the plot of a certain Lu novel.

However, in fact, Akai and I are still doing what we should do.

did not put himself in the position of the protagonist, but put himself in the identity of a guest, a spectator or even a passerby.

Isn't it hopeless? Empty into Baoshan without greed, but ready to return empty-handed? It would be a mistake to think that way.

Why didn't the two big bosses, Genesis and Him, choose us among the countless people who love the world of Minecraft?

It's not that we have any so-called protagonist luck, but it is our extremely wise and stable way of thinking that makes Creation and Him choose us.

Unlike those traversers who think about making waves all day long, we live very calmly, and in the process of surviving, our minds become more and more peaceful and stable.

As in the world of ship girls before, we only chatted with ship girls and did not pursue them further. That's because of the limitations of identity and responsibilities. Therefore, on this Gensokyo trip, we still treat ourselves as guests.

Here I have to mention a very bad thing.

What is Guardian of the World?

If we use the words of the Moon World, what makes us better than a certain Guardian Red A is indefinite paid leave. We only need to protect the world from the invasion of outsiders, and the rest of the things are arbitrary, and the world consciousness will open the door to convenience, as long as we have been to the world, we can go on vacation at any time for a while, but we must keep someone stationed in the MC world every time.

But everyone has always understood the matter of cheating fathers, but they can't find a wife.

That's right, not the 'girlfriend' kind of magical creature.

First, let's look at the conditions.

The first must be humans, because our position as guardians can be inherited from our children, but since almost all world consciousness recognizes only humans as guardians.

So our wives must be human too. No matter how bad it is, it has to be a human body. In addition, those half-demons are generally male monsters as fathers to give birth to half-demon offspring, but we are human, so don't think about it.

As the so-called unfilial piety has three, no queen is greater.

This instantly cuts our range of choices in half (the abominable race theory・・・・・・

And then there's the second one, which is longevity.

As the guardian of the world, orderliness and kindness are our camp, and lifespan is an unchangeable rule, which is the most respectful way of reincarnation.

Order is what we have always maintained (the abominable lifespan theory).

Finally, the people who can calm down and spend time with us in this vast but uninhabited strange cube world full of monsters・・・・・・

Human women (the minimum body has to be human), strong enough to live a long life (or special cases are OK), and there is nothing to worry about.

Just these few items, how many can meet the conditions?

So it's the world's fault that we can't find a wife, no matter how we look at it!

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In addition, for those of us who have seen through the red dust and counted how many emotional things in ancient and modern China and abroad are like family treasures, the word girlfriend does not exist in our dictionary.

My girlfriend before I got married was just a duck that could fly at any time, and it wasn't cooked yet! This is what Akai and I have shared for a long time.

Well, although we also know that this kind of thinking is only suitable for three-dimensional, but after seeing more, the ability to pull out the flag is naturally quite high.

Well, that's right, so Tanabata or something・・・・・・

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At night, an underground artificial cave in a forest in Gensokyo.

"Ouch・・・・・・" I sighed as I pulled the baked potatoes out of the fire.

"What's the matter, sigh." Akai took a bite of the crisp radish, the raw ingredients sometimes more appetizing than the cooking.

"Do you think we're too forward-looking, so it's almost the Qixi Festival, and we still haven't been able to find the girl." I took a depressed bite of the potato.

The fire illuminated the improvised underground cavern that Akai had dug up, leaving a small hole in the dirt above to breathe in the sky to observe the outside sky.

"Come on, I can tell you that the cocoon is coming, don't I? Anyway, it's going to be another Qixi Festival so soon・・・・・・" Akai said with a little nostalgia.

Well, there's nothing to miss, before entering the MC world, every festival except for tomb sweeping on the Qingming Festival and returning home for the New Year, Akai and I are at home.

The Qixi Festival is not as important to us as a game.

"That's the case, but you know it, Gensokyo."

Hearing this, Akai shrugged his shoulders helplessly, "Although I haven't been in the Dongfang Pit, I know a little bit about most of the interpersonal relationships in Gensokyo. ”

Akai added another fire, and the crackling bonfire made us never get tired of looking at it.

"No matter which one you have, interpersonal relationships are complicated to death, and there are various forces involved behind them. Gensokyo's dispatch under the command of the youkai sage Yakumo Purple has reached a delicate balance, that is, faith is not a monopoly. ”

After a pause, Akai continued, "Take a chestnut, like Alice who lives in the Enchanted Forest. Shenqi, the lord of the demon world, is the ultimate daughter and has great powers, maybe he is observing his daughter through a world every day, if there is a man who doesn't know whether he is alive or dead, he will talk to him, let alone a night, maybe he will be chased by Shenqi from the demon world next door. ”

"Makes sense." I gave a thumbs up and gave Akai a thumbs up.

That's why we're burrowing here, aren't we?

"There is only one head maid in the Red Devil Pavilion who is human, although the power of time is great, but it can't act on itself, it may be able to slow down aging, but it definitely won't slow down lifespan. And the head maid also refuses to be a vampire, so I guess she is proud of being a human being. ”

"The reincarnation of Gensokyo is under the jurisdiction of Lord Yama Shiki, so if there is an existence that violates the order of the Book of Life and Death, Shikihime may personally suppress it and atone for his sins."

"After that, the forces are all outside the people, and there is nothing to say. It's either a god or a youkai. ”

I nodded, it seems that Akai can see through it too.

"Anyway, the right thing is always a classic word." Akai sighed.

"Huh."

"But then again, it's always worth the trip to see real people, which one do you see the most beautiful now?"

As soon as the conversation changed, Akai instantly brought the topic in a strange direction.

"Well, of course it's Youyouzi, after all, Hua Xu's oriental beauty is more in line with my aesthetics. Hey, Gensokyo's bloomers are a fight against the stupidest invention in human history. ”

"Cut, safety pants and anything else shouldn't exist in this world."

Naturally, the topic of brotherhood and friendship did not have to be restrained, and we quickly chatted from south to north.

Of course, the topic is getting more and more bizarre.

This indirectly led to a peeping duo (Yakumo Purple and Suika) taking down their peeps at us.

Monsters, the night is more energetic than the day, and in order to have some fun with your boring life, you naturally have to watch the whole play.

Akai and I didn't care, although it felt awkward to say that there were always people looking behind it, but it didn't matter once we got used to it.

In a flash, it was almost late at night, and then we took out our [clock] and looked at the position of the yellow moon on it.

Such a tyrant gold clock, I guess we can take it out. Actually, this thing is quite heavy, and it has to be held in two hands.

After all, it was made of pure gold, and it cost us four gold ingots and a redstone.

"Having said that, there really isn't much to go to in the human world, but where should we go to the first stop after we arrive in the human world?"

Before going to bed, I asked Akai.

"It's hard to choose, why don't we follow the flow of the game?"

"The flow of the game, the first one is the Red Devil Pavilion, that's fine."

I nodded, anyway, there weren't many places we were going to, and there were only a few who died.

In addition, the old hell underground, we as humans are forced to enter it due to regulations, so we can only ask someone to send it, and the incense is a good choice.

After finalizing the itinerary, we slowly discussed how to deal with the Red Devil Pavilion attack at that time.

After all, although the wayward eldest lady is cute, as a vampire nobleman, she naturally despises all humans except for her own maid chief.

I'm afraid that even talking to us feels like I'm surrendering my identity, it's not about power, it's just a matter of race.

If it weren't for the fact that Marisa is the daughter of the big family of Rennosato, and the head maid of her own family still needs to go to Rennori to purchase, I'm afraid Marisa won't be able to come back if she went to the Red Devil Pavilion to steal books.

Well, that's all speculation on the part of me and Akai without any malicious intent, so please don't care about these details.

"People, in the end, what we want is to be happy."

"That's right, Little Right."

Akai said, looking at his right hand.

"I've been drawing the bow for too long, and the calluses on my hands are a little thick, so I have to take care of them another day. Do you say yes, little right~"

"・・・・・・ go to bed!"

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PS: The barbecue festival is here again, and this is the third barbecue festival that the book has experienced.