Chapter 6: Why I'm So Witty

Early the next morning. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

When the morning light shines through the earth and into the burrow, we also wake up in time.

After all, you carry the bed with you, and there is no uncomfortable situation to sleep in.

However······

"Rub Rub!!! It's going to be drowned! ”

Akai exclaimed, and I looked around to see that there was a lot of water in the cave at some point.

"What's the situation, the water has washed the Dragon King Temple?"

Looking up, Akai and I finally found out what the weather was like today, and it was rain.

After all, the water flows down.

"Let's go out first, it looks like it's raining in the fantasy countryside today."

"Yes, but you can move the water out of here, you can't go." Akai said.

"Yes."

In the midst of the churning of magic, I turned all the water in the cave into ice. As Akai broke the exit, the rain fell, and we didn't bring anything like umbrellas, so fortunately we didn't bother to hide from the rain.

But fortunately, the rain was not heavy, and it was rainy, so it could only be regarded as light rain. Anyway, we have done this kind of thing on a whim in the MC world, and it is a way to calm down our irritable hearts.

With things in order, we left the cave.

With a cloak draped over us to keep out the rain, we continued to walk along the muddy road.

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As the rain grew lighter, when the rain stopped, we finally walked out of the forest.

At this time, after the rain and the sky cleared, the unique and beautiful scenery of Gensokyo was finally fully displayed in front of us at this moment.

Akai and I were intoxicated with the beautiful scenery after the rain at this moment, and stared quietly.

It's half a ring.

"Whew, let's go, it's almost here." I said, looking at the smoke rising not far away.

Then he walked slowly, and Akai nodded, following closely behind.

Half an hour later, a huge village with a medieval Japanese style was unfolded.

The villagers on the streets were full of life, and to our surprise, we could occasionally see some small monsters running around the streets.

It seems that even if it is a village in the human world, these harmless little monsters can still get along in harmony, and the garrison force in the human world has not expelled these little monsters who have no power.

After talking to the doorman about his identity as a foreigner, Akai and I went through the formalities and entered the human realm.

Of course, our special outfit also made the villagers here look at us curiously.

However, because of the clothes on our bodies, we have also received some reverent glances, after all, powerful beings will always be respected.

"It doesn't feel that much different from the aborigines of the MC world."

After hanging out for a while, Akai gave a speech.

"However, I always feel that my eyes are darker than those of the villagers in our world." Akai said.

I stood with my staff, analyzing the difference.

"The original intention of the construction is different from the top boss······"

Although human beings are indispensable to the non-human existence of Gensokyo, at best, they are just enclosed and raised, and Gensokyo is always a paradise for inhumans.

It seems that the mood has changed a little badly, after all, we are also human beings, and at the same time, we are human gods who are proud of human beings.

"Forget it, this place seems to be a small village, let's go to the Red Devil Pavilion first, just find a monster and ask for directions."

Shaking my head, I proposed, and then we looked at the village a few more times before leaving.

After releasing some breath and attracting some youkai, we caught a bunny little youkai without much effort.

"Wow!! Don't eat me, I have an eighty-year-old mother, and I don't have cubs yet, so it's not delicious!! ”

The little rabbit demon hugged Akai's thighs under the black lines on the faces of Akai and me, and kicked his red eyes pitifully.

“······”

“··· Ask for directions·····"

Akai said that he was shocked, there was a bear spirit who said, 'I opened this road', and now I don't read some books and uneducated monsters are embarrassed to come out and rob!

Isn't it the rhythm of the villagers in the human world who are illiterate?!

Well, no matter what the process is, we finally arrived at the [Lake of Mist] after a bit of difficulty.

"This is the Lake of Mist, the water vapor is filled, and the visibility is really low."

Akai exclaimed, this kind of scenery is rare.

I felt the thick water element that emanated from the lake.

But immediately, our expressions became more subtle.

"Arrest! The two humans over there are not happy to see Ben's strongest······ Burst!!!! ”

A childish voice full of bear childishness switched from the tone of contempt at the beginning.

Akai and I went to find prestige, hey, a wild 9 self emerged from the lake!

"Bad, bad guys, it's you two !!!!"

It seems that Akai and I still remember the psychological shadow that this 9 gave.

Just as he was about to escape, Kirino found that he couldn't move, and when he came back to his senses, he had been lifted by someone.

With a dark face, he turned his head and saw the young man in the robe giving him a thumbs up.

"Yo~"

"Hmm······"

Akai and I looked at 9, who had fainted automatically, with black lines on our faces, and sighed.

"me, am I so terrible..."

Akai spread his hands, "Who asked you to play badminton with someone else not long ago." ”

"Damn, that's a last resort."

"It's too late to say anything, there's the Red Devil Pavilion in front of us, let's go over first. The local tyrant's home is really big, and it can be vaguely seen across a big lake. ”

Akai urged, but what the hell is this hateful tone of hatred of the rich!

I sneered and threw Kirino to the side of the tree trunk.

Then, the two figures stepped into the mist-filled lake, leaving two frozen paths on the lake.

After we left, Cirno, who had fainted, cautiously opened his eyes.

After making sure we weren't there, Kirino laughed with her hands on her hips.

"Ahahahaha!! I'm so witty, I'm a genius. The method that Misin told me was really good, and the two nasty guys were gone. ”

Thus, the Ice Elf began today's taunting journey.

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Interior of the Red Devil Pavilion.

"Sakiya."

Sitting upright on the main hall, the young Red Moon Lord said softly.

"Yes, Miss."

"The guests are here."

"Understood, my subordinates will tell Misuzu, by the way, do you want to inform Pachouli?"

"No, you don't have to bother Patchy with this little thing, but if Sakiya wants to notify you, I'll let you know by the way."

After a pause, Remilia Scallet's eyes became more and more crimson, "This time, I must make sure that the majesty of my Red Devil Pavilion is carried forward." ”

Well, our Miss Remilia has been beaten in all ways since she came to Gensokyo, and no matter which force it is, it's not easy to mess with, so it's majestic or something······

"Yo Xi, this time you must make up the majesty value at one time!"

So what exactly is majesty?

Remilia clenched her fists and slashed down.

"Your will, Miss."

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Yokai Mountain.

"Xiao Sanae, clean up the shrine, and it won't be long before the distinguished guests will come to the door."

"Eh, so soon, got it."

"They have already arrived at the Red Devil Pavilion first, and it is estimated that they will come to visit Youkai Mountain tomorrow."

The embodiment of hills and lakes, Kanako Yasaka said to a girl in a blue and white shrine maiden suit, but her tone immediately changed from serious at the beginning to a teasing one.

"Hey, I heard that it's two powerful human-god males, and if we work hard, there may be hope."

"Kanako-sama!!"

"Hahaha~"

Laughing and drinking the wine in the bowl, waiting for his own wind to be farther away, the god of Qianyukun looked at his friend on the side, who was also the god of Shouya Shrine.

The latter nodded slightly.

"I don't have an opinion, the other party is more noble than us in terms of identity."

"Yes."

The guardian of the world, that is an existence that is one level higher than the status of an indigenous god, and is not bound by the times.

Because he is a human god, he will not be bound by faith, and he has infinite possibilities in the future.

Yasaka Kamiko sighed, "No wonder that monster sage didn't dare to make a move. ”

"Whoever comes, it is good."

Suwako said lightly.

"Yes."

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