"Who can go more than 90 minutes without shooting? I can! ”

As soon as these words came out, Lu Forget sprayed directly!

it!

He had a big groove in his heart!

Is it okay to have a yellow joke?

in the video. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

Lei Feng held his mobile phone and nodded from time to time: "Don't worry, leader, even if we can't take this, we still have a preparatory plan." We can also contact the condom manufacturer and have all the players bombard the goal, and I have the advertising slogan in mind: 'No matter how many times you shoot, if you don't score, you can't score!' ’”

Lv Forget: Poof~~~

The pun is indeed the last haven for the prostitutes!

Lu Forget couldn't help laughing!

Shuai Lei Lei, you sauce purple black, the national football team will really fight with you...

It's too lacking in morality...

Lu Forget watched the video - in the video, Lei Feng was in a straight suit, standing in the center of the stage, with a special charm all over his body, holding a phone in his hand:

"Are you saying that a manufacturer of contraceptives wants to ask us to shoot an advertisement? No problem, it's very simple, you can let us Huachao Red Whistle wear black, blow the whistle, wave your hand, and say arrogantly: 'No matter how much you shoot in, it doesn't count!' 'Little case! ”

Boy!

Football Association Black Whistle!

Lu forgot to cover his mouth.

These paragraphs were left by the vast number of netizens in the world on the other side, and he was really happy.

In Huaguo, although there are not many talk shows, it is not nothing, and Lu Forget has also watched it, but it seems that such an episode is hacking others throughout the whole process, but it is the first time he has seen it and heard of it.

"Leader, believe it, it is definitely a wise choice to hand over the national team to me...... What the? Can you lead the national team to win the 06 World Cup in Germany? ”

On the stage, Lei Feng was stunned.

"Leader, do you have amnesia? I'm completely confident of winning the championship tactically, but we've been knocked out, right? How can it be...... And so on and so forth! Don't hang up yet! Didn't say you can't! I didn't say I couldn't! ”

Lei Feng pondered for a moment: "Leader, I thought of it!" ”

As soon as these words came out, Lu Forget outside the screen was a little curious.

I saw Lei Feng's eyes light up: "Although we were eliminated in the Asian group stage, we can find another way, we can do this......"

He held out his finger—

"First, through operation, let FIFA allocate a quota place to Antarctica; second, bribing FIFA to make the Chinese men's football team be assigned to the Antarctic division; Third, the Chinese men's football team and the penguins competed for the right to qualify; Fourth, the away draw with the Penguins; The 5th home game is arranged in Sanya, and the penguins will be directly qualified after the hot death. Saying that, Lei Feng nodded, "According to the current reality, the only difficulty in this five-step plan is 4......"

“......”

“......”

“......”

As soon as these words came out, many people choked!

Antarctica!

Penguin!

Why did they draw away from the Penguins!

Flattening ......

Many netizens couldn't help but burst out laughing!

"Leader, you see...... You're saying your grandson knows penguin, so let your grandson teach – I bought a watch last year! Lei Feng hung up the phone angrily, and suddenly sighed again, "Well, since I can't coach the national football team, let his grandson do this position." ”

He said, looking at the camera.

In the video, the music plays-

"You always have too soft legs~ too soft legs, you dribble the ball alone until you are robbed, you push that person down for no reason~, I know you have no good end at all; Your legs are always too soft~ your legs are too soft, you shoot all the good balls into the stands, and your mind is always simple~ It's too difficult to cooperate and you can't qualify, so don't force it~"

"It's always easy to lose~ It's too difficult to win, and if you can't win, don't be too reluctant~"

The adaptation of "The Heart Is Too Soft"!

The singing voice is very soft.

Slightly sentimental.

And in this "Legs Are Too Soft", Lei Feng looked at the camera:

"Even if it is a spittoon in the mouth of many people, Huaguo football is the eternal holy grail in the hearts of many people. Although Huaguo football has been criticized, it still has some merits......"

He said lightly.

Lu Forget outside the screen was stunned.

The sudden change in painting style made him a little unable to react.

Many times, scolding the national football team is actually a kind of anger, and the black national football team is a kind of ridicule. No one doesn't want to see their national team go strong.

As Lei Feng said at this time, "Huaguo football, even if it is a spittoon in the mouth of many people, is the eternal holy grail in the hearts of many people" - this is really only someone who truly loves the national football team.

"Unexpectedly, Shuai Leilei is really a fan?"

Lu forgot to look at the figure in the video.

Lei Feng said lightly: "......, even though our national team has lost again and again, at least there is one thing that we cannot deny - throughout the World Cup for decades, the Chinese team has always maintained an undefeated record against European strong teams in the history of the World Cup!" And not a single goal conceded! ”

"What an incredible thing!" The music stopped, and Lei Feng pointed to the camera, "This is something that strong teams like Argentina and Brazil can't do!" ”

Lu Wang: "......"

Undefeated...

No goals conceded...

It's because I've never been to the World Cup!

the groove.

Lu forgot the grass and mud horses galloping in his heart!

He felt that he was funny, and he would actually think that Lei Fengfeng was a fan of national football! Obviously, the other party has just hacked the national football team for a long time, and he actually thinks that he will ......

The city routine is deep.

Lu Wu suddenly felt that the day was gone.

In fact, there is no wonder he is like this, in fact, the sentence "Chinese football, no matter how many people's spittoons, is also my eternal holy grail", is not said by Lei Feng at all.

This sentence was said by He Wei, a football commentator in Lei Feng's previous life.

This sentence also really expresses the hearts of many fans who really love the national football team.

"Well, having said so much, this episode of the show is almost over, the national football team has been misunderstood over the years, although this episode of the program is short, but this is the only thing I can do for the national football team... At the end of the show, I will bring you a song. ”

Lei Feng beckoned.

Picture everything!

It's still this stage, but there is a bar chair in the center of the stage, Lei Feng sits on it, holding an acoustic guitar, and has an unlit cigarette in his mouth!

"Will You Suddenly Qualify"

On the video, the title of the song is typed.

"Will you suddenly come out of the line~~ This will be more than ten years~~ Last year's apology post~~Copy and paste~~ This year, I will use it again."

Lei Feng plucked the strings;

Sing as soon as you open your mouth!

"Long Time No See" -

A song by Eason Chan.

However, here, what Lei Feng sang was an adapted version of netizens in his previous life, and the sentence "Will you suddenly appear" in the song became "Will you suddenly come out of the line", the meaning changed greatly, and it became a song that sang the national football team; The music is recorded and accompanied by harmonies.

"I'm coming, ...... in front of the TV"

Lei Feng's expression was "affectionate".

The cigarette on his mouth is glued to his lower lip, even if it is opened, it will not fall - if there is someone from the other world, it may be seen at a glance that this scene is very similar to the scene where Xing Ye sang "Li Xianglan (Autumn Mood)" in "Domestic Lingling Paint".

It's just that Xing Ye plays the piano, and Lei Feng plays the guitar...... (To be continued.) )