"......, as long as they are there, the theory of the Chinese threat will always be a false proposition!"

Lei Feng held the paper card in his hand, looked at the camera, and said three times, "It's the national football team!" Lei has to watch the video's netizens. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

“#￥%”

Lu Yu was speechless.

A "micro-novel" made him full of grooves in his heart, and a "national football team broke the threat theory of China" made him speechless.

"Please don't black the national football team anymore,"

In the video, Lei Feng shook his head: "The national football team has done too much for us, spreading positive energy, infamy for the motherland's diplomacy, and making outstanding contributions to the people's financial management!" ”

"If every Chinese person took out 1,000 yuan from 1990 and bet on buying and losing every national football match, we are all millionaires now. Stock bank banking? Don't be funny, what else is more stable than the national football team? We don't score, we're just the porters of football, national football financial management, you deserve it! ”

"Look, this is the national football team. It silently endured the misunderstanding of the people, secretly hid in the bar and licked its scars, will it tell you that this time it missed the World Cup in Germany, in fact, it is to actively prepare for the 2010 World Cup in South Africa? ”

Lei Feng said loudly!

Hearing this, Lu Wang's eyes rolled his eyes.

Actively preparing for the 2010 World Cup... This makes so much sense, I am speechless!

"Don't be afraid of broken bones, football/fans/in/China."

Lei Feng dragged another sentence in English.

"As the most loyal fan of the national football team, I really can't stand it, the national football team is not unable to win, it is only for our country that it has lost for so many years. -- Tonight, we have another match, the national football team will play against the Asian powerhouse Thailand, ranked 142nd in the world!

"Fans and friends, this time, we are blessed! According to official information, the national football team has finally decided to show its true strength!

"We're in the 'Thundercloud Club' and have connected to the official national football team for the first time, ready for an exclusive ......interview," Lei Feng said, taking a notebook, "Okay, the other party's status has been displaying 'Typing ......', it seems that there is a lot to say, we ...... Oh sorry, I read it wrong, it was 'losing ......'! ”

Lei Feng suddenly shouted!

"Oh my,"

"Oh my God!"

"It's over! Huaguo lost 1:5 at home to Thailand! ”

"This is terrible!"

"Although the Chinese team only lost by 4 goals, we can still imagine that after the 5-1 victory over the Chinese men's football team, on the streets of Pattaya, the proud Thai men will definitely hold their chests higher! It's terrible......"

Lu Wang: "......"

Thailand...

He was a little broken inside.

In this world, Thai football is definitely not close to the strong, although the Chinese team is poor, but it has not lost to Thailand so far, is it really good to be so black...

However, Lei Feng knows that the two worlds seem to be different, but there are certain similarities, if the Chinese football system does not change, his words will become a reality one day, and it will not be too long; Of course, at this time, it sounds like a joke.

"This is terrible!"

On the stage, Lei Feng stared at the laptop screen, "I overestimated the strength of the national football team!" But why is it so weak? You say race, Japan and South Korea abuse West Asia; You talk about economic problems, and the war-torn Syria has also eaten you; You talk about the system, North Korea has also entered the World Cup; I used to think it was a gender issue, but Thailand can win you five to one...... No way! The Chinese national football team has reached the most dangerous time! ”

In the middle of Lu Wang's spray, Lei Feng put down his notebook!

He pulled out his phone!

Look at the camera!

"I can't wait any longer! I'm going to call the leadership of the Football Association! ”

Under Lu Wangbi's stunned gaze, Lei Feng dialed a few numbers and put the mobile phone to his ear - suddenly, a "mobile phone ringtone" rang from the other end of the phone!

Lei Feng sang along-

"Sometimes I feel like I'm a stinky foot~

"I want to play, but I can't play well~

"Maybe one day I will rush out of Asia and become the target of teasing;

"I have seen the world, only to realize that I am a pustule~

"I'm a stinky stinky stinky foot~~ I want to kick, but I can't kick it well~~~ I'm looking for a deodorant medicine~ Such a request~ Is it considered ~ too high...."

"I'm a Little Bird"!

A classic of Zhao Chuan!

What sounded in the video was the adapted version of "I Am a Stinky Foot" - if Zhao Chuan heard it, it was estimated that there would be a lot of cows; However, no matter whether Zhao Chuan is full of bulls or not, Lu Forget outside the screen is listening to the spray anyway!

it!

What song?

Am I a stinky foot?

Original!

Nima is such a beautiful original song, you write the lyrics like this! Isn't it too bad not to go to the "Huayin World" list?

A "mobile phone ringtone", should it be so gorgeous?

Lu forgot all of a sudden!

The five-body throw that he admires!

on stage.

Lei Feng sang "too high", and the phone was finally connected-

"Respected FA leaders...... Who am I? I'm Shuai Lei Lei! I would like to apply for the position of head coach of the Chinese men's national football team! ”

In the video, Lei Feng said seriously: "This is not a joke! I have 100 points of confidence to lead the Huaguo team to win the Hercules Cup back to Huaguo in 2010! ”

"Don't hang up yet! According to the current situation of Chinese football, I have the courage to design a set of formations, called O formations! Let's forget about the boring numbers of 433 or 442, in my formation, 9 players arm in arm to form a circle, 1 in the circle to control the ball, we can slowly move to the opponent's goal, and then suddenly open the shot!

"You think it's good, too? Haha, I'm not in vain!

"Such an o formation, if you meet a second-rate team like Japan and South Korea, it is not a problem to get all three points, but if you meet a first-class team like Brazil and Argentina, we can divide people into two groups, a 3-person circle, a 6-person circle, a big trap and a small circle, the defense can be doubled, unbreakable!

"Or, we can divide it into two separate circles of 5, as long as the players' legs are thick enough, the opponent doesn't know which circle the ball is in, and they can't defend against it! Combining these two sets of tactics, taking out Brazil is just a small case...

"Leader, my set of tactics is absolutely effective and powerful, the time of possession on the field can definitely reach more than 80%, I have studied it very deeply, it can be said that there is no loophole, please give me a chance to coach the Chinese men's national football team, I will definitely ...... What the? Or are you worried about losing? Afraid that the fans will object? ”

Lu Forget couldn't stop hearing the meal, and Lei Feng stood on the stage and pondered for a while.

"Leader, I've figured out a way!"

Lei Feng's eyes are sharp-

"We can go up and kick the whole 11 little fresh meat, and then circle a bunch of fans, fan girls or something, so that not only the football tickets are easy to sell, but there will be nothing if you lose, no matter who loses, there must be fans who say: No. 10 has worked very hard, don't cry obediently!! Even if you don't score, we still love you, number nine! Don't cry, next time we'll come again, do you know how hard the goalkeeper works, you can do it! Take away the backline, they're just kids......"

Off-screen, Lu Forget listened to the black lines all over his head!

Take away the backline, they're just kids...

Burst~~~

Shuai Lei Lei, what about your temperament?

Lu Forget was inexplicably poked at the cute point, and his mood was very complicated for a while...

"What?"

"Can't afford to invite Xiao Xianrou?"

On the stage, Lei Feng exclaimed again!

But he immediately looked calm and said: "Rest assured, as long as I coach the Chinese men's national football team, I am fully confident that I will talk about more advertisements for the national football team!" Don't you believe me? I'm not in vain! If I were the coach, I would find a player and ask him to hold the football and say, 'Who can go more than 90 minutes without shooting?' I can! 'Viagra' will find us the next day! (To be continued.) )