Chapter 53: Immortal Water
"The demon still dares to make a mistake, and he will ...... with his life"
Pointing at the shadow in the void, a golden light shot towards his head. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
"Ah......h
With a scream, the shadow was instantly dispersed and turned into a wisp of black gas. But then it condensed into a fist-sized black ball and pounced on Didi.
Although the black ball is not large, its power should not be underestimated. Red lightning flashed around the black ball, and suddenly it turned into a bloody mouth and bit at Didi.
Didi didn't retreat, but advanced, only to see him also open his mouth and suck at the pounced shadow.
The Shadow immediately deflated the ball, turning into a wisp of black smoke and flying towards Didi's mouth, and in a short time the Shadow disappeared without a trace. Dee Dee actually sucked him into his belly!
"Stinky monk, let me out...... Let me out......"
The Shadow cursed in Didi's belly, but could he still vomit out what he had eaten?
Of course Didi didn't want to, he burped and said with a smile: "You can stay in my stomach with peace of mind, you can go to see the Buddha in ten minutes, there is no need to be in such a hurry." ”
"Stinky monk, I'm going to kill you...... Kill you......"
"Shut your stinky mouth, Lao Tzu will fulfill you!"
Di Di made a few handprints in the air with both hands, slapped them on his stomach, and shouted: "Extinguish! ”
Suddenly, a golden 'annihilation' flash appeared and imprinted towards his abdomen. And the voice of the shadow in his belly grew quieter until he could no longer be heard.
Xiao Duxue opened her mouth wide and looked at this scene in surprise. Although she is also a peerless master, she has never encountered demons and monsters so far, let alone let her subdue monsters, her profession is not right at all.
"The stinky monk monster has been taken in by you, now it's time to settle our accounts!"
When she saw Didi's little Tintin, she no longer regarded him as her student, but as a heinous adulterer. Xiao Duxue couldn't think of any way to deal with the big thief, that is, to emasculate him in order to wash away the shame in his heart.
"Teacher, I was wronged, I was really saving you at that time, if you don't believe me, I can swear to God!"
Di Di was upright, raised his head to the ceiling, and swore to the sky: "If I, Di Di, do something rebellious to my beloved teacher, the sky will thunder and thunder!" ”
"You...... Really didn't do anything to me? Then why did you take off your pants? ”
Seeing Didi's serious face, it didn't seem to be a joke. Martial artists or cultivators attach great importance to oaths and will never swear easily, but Xiao Duxue still has some doubts in her heart.
"How many times have I told you, I was here to save you, how can I release the fairy water if I don't take off my pants!" Didi took out a tissue with a lewd look and handed it to Xiao Duxue.
"Fairy water?"
Xiao Duxue took the tissue with a puzzled face and muttered to herself.
What kind of fairy water has to take off her pants to release it Xiao Duxue couldn't figure it out for a while, so she wiped the fairy water on her body with a tissue and sniffed it gently.
"Vomit ......"
Xiao Duxue immediately retched, and an indescribable smell almost made her vomit with nausea. Thinking of Didi's lewd expression, coupled with the scene when he took off his pants, Xiao Duxue instantly understood the fairy water in his mouth.
"Didi stop! I'm going to kill you......"
As early as Twilight Snow retching, Didi sneaked to the door of the room. Hearing her scream, Dee Dee was like a wild horse, snatching out the door and rushing out to catch the plane and take off.
"If I kill you......" When he chased to the door, Didi was long out of sight.
Looking at the empty corridor, Xiao Duxue stomped her feet angrily, and didn't care about chasing Didi, and immediately rushed to her dormitory. At this time, where can she still take care of a woman's reserve, and now she wants to take a bath happily and wash away the humiliation on her body.
It doesn't matter if this wash is washed, Xiao Duxue didn't show up for a day. She washed off more than 30 tons of water and 10 bottles of shower gel. But after leaving the bathroom, she still felt the smell of urine on her body.
Xiao Duxue glared angrily, her teeth chattered, she clenched her pink fists, and secretly swore in her heart that she would get this humiliation back sooner or later.
And Didi saw him whistling and walking in the corridor proudly. When the staircase turned, a fat figure came to him, isn't this Tao Renyan.
"Master, why are you here, could it be that you made the noise in Mr. Xiao's office?" There is only one office on this floor, and now it is class time, so he naturally won't go to his classmates.
Tao Renyan looked at Di Di with a lewd expression, and his small eyes with big slits flashed with a light that only a man could understand.
"What nonsense are you talking about, are the two of us pure." Although he said this, the scene of Xiao Duxue tempting him suddenly appeared in his mind.
"Master, I understand, I understand!"
The big fat man Tao Renyan had a face full of meat, and his lewd smile suddenly made Di Di nauseous and disgusting. Turning his head, he said angrily: "You know a fart!" Why don't you go to class and run here? ”
"Master, someone wants to worship you as a teacher, so I specially came to see you instead."
As he spoke, Tao Renyan pulled out a person from behind him. I saw that he was 1.6 meters tall, and he was thin and had no flesh on his body, like a bamboo pole. The worst thing is that his complexion is like falling into a cave, and the black spots are no longer visible.
"You stinky boy! I didn't promise to take you as an apprentice, but you actually started to bring people out, and you are getting bolder. ”
As soon as Di Di's words fell, he didn't expect this thin boy to kneel down with a 'plop', grabbed Di Di's trouser leg and cried: "Master, you promise to accept me as an apprentice, I will repay you even if I am a cow and a horse, please." ”
"What are you doing, let me go, if you don't let me go, I'll scream." Unexpectedly, this guy didn't want Tao Renyan to be a scoundrel, and he began to cry and call his mother before he finished speaking.
"You won't let me go unless you promise to take me as an apprentice, otherwise I'll cry and die here."
The thin monkey wiped and wiped Didi's trousers with a handful of snot and tears, and almost didn't make Didi die sick.
"Okay, okay, you get up first, and we'll talk about what we have to say."
"Okay, I'll listen to the order."
Didi was speechless, this thin monkey was even more shameless than himself.
"What's your name, and what do you want to learn!"
"No one wants apprentices, I want to learn martial arts, if you can call me a little more to pick up girls, it would be better......"
"What do you say? Nobody wants? If you don't want it, then go out of the way, I still have to go beforehand. ”
"Don't don't, master, my name is Wu Renyao, it's not really that no one wants it, my hemp is rare for me, take me shopping whenever you have time."
"Your mother is playing you like a monkey, and you're still beautiful."
When Di Di said this, Wu Renyao was suddenly unhappy. He pursed his lips with an innocent look on his face, "Master, look at what you said, my mother is walking monkeys." ”
Didi almost cried because he was angry, and there were still people who took other people's ridicule as a compliment. But think about it, I really have a bit of my own youthful style.