"Master, are you going to teach me martial arts first, or teach me to pick up girls first?"

Wu Renyao stared at the dead fish, his eyes full of expectation. Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info think that after learning this skill, no one will think that he will be ugly in the future. Master, he can find a school flower with a bald head, so he must not find a model as a girlfriend!

In his eyes, the master is not as handsome as himself, so after learning himself, he believes that he will definitely be better than the blue.

"Thin monkey, it's not that I hurt you, you still want to practice martial arts with your small body, and it is estimated that it will be scrapped in two days. If you pick up a girl, you have a congenital defect, so let's be a single Wang obediently! ”

Wu Renyao, who was still full of confidence, was shattered by Didi's blow in an instant. Didi then pretended to be a master, and slowly spoke with his hands behind his back.

"The skill of pickling girls is about appearance, you see how good the teacher is. So I advise you to die as soon as possible, learn to act in sketches, maybe one day you can become a Song Erbao. ”

"Plop" sound.

The thin monkey knelt down again, and with the crisp sound of knocking on the ground, Didi felt a pain in his knees.

"Nope! Master, I want to go to the idol school like you, you are my benchmark, you are the beacon of my bright future, I will follow you in this life. ”

Looking at Wu Renyao's sincere gaze, Di Di blamed himself a little. Ay! I'm too exposed, it seems that I have to hide more in the future, if all the girls like me, then I will become a sinner.

"Good! Good! Good! Dee Di laughed and said three good words in a row.

"Master said so, did you promise to teach us?"

Seeing Di Di laughing, Wu Renyao suddenly smiled, but before he could laugh, he only heard Di Di continue: "What did I promise you?" More on that later. ”

"In the future!"

Wu Renyao screamed strangely, clutched his chrysanthemum in fright, and looked at Di Di with a shocked face, "You must ...... day? Don't be so evil, right? I'm still a place there, but I've fought for my sister, remember to be gentle with me. ”

"I didn't expect the master to have such a unique taste, both men and women are killed, and he deserves to be our master."

Tao Renyan gave a thumbs up and smiled obscenely. But in his heart, he said: "Master, you really don't have eyesight, how good it is to choose me, you have to have a chest and a buttocks." But he didn't want to think that his weight would not crush Didi to death.

Di Di was stunned for a moment, gave Wu Renyao and Tao Renyan a kick, and kicked them until their chrysanthemums almost cracked, "I'll go to your sister's, what do you have in your head, I'm talking about the future, will you understand in the future?" ”

Wu Renyao exhaled a long breath, "I'm scared to death, I thought you were going to have unspoken rules!" ”

"I'll sneak your sister!" Didi didn't want to scold him anymore, he thought he was evil enough, but he didn't expect that there was a sky outside the sky and someone outside the world; Compared with Zhu Bajie, he is simply a model of a pure and good man.

Tao Renyan said with a lewd smile on his face: "What were you and Teacher Xiao doing in there just now, there was such a big commotion, and the whole building heard it." ”

"I said we were both exercising in the office, do you believe it or not?"

"What? Do sports! How is that possible,"

"Don't brag."

Tao Renyan stared at Di Di and said, "You said that Li Mengmeng chased you and I still believe it, after all, now the whole school knows that you are talking about love, but Xiao Da Beauty is recognized as the ice queen of the whole school, how can he ...... with you?"

"It's impossible, you won't understand the love between the two of us." Didi sighed, then seemed to suddenly remember something, and frowned, "What did you just say?" I'm in a relationship with Li Mengmeng? Why don't I know about this? ”

"Don't pretend." Tao Renyan said: "I saw you in the cafeteria that day, and the intimate way she hugged your arm, even a fool can see it, and now the whole school knows about it." ”

Didi is helpless, this rumor is terrible!

He just wanted to save people, he didn't have any idea at all, uh, it was impossible. But Li Mengmeng hugged her arm and couldn't let her go, after all, she was so 'breast'.

In this way, the two really have an unclear relationship, is he really in love with her?

"Forget it, let's go, let's drink."

Didi didn't bother to explain, because no one believed the explanation.

"Master, aren't you going to class?"

"Class? Are you reading material? “

How dare Di Di go to the classroom now, he poured a soak of urine on Xiao Duxue's face, isn't it going to death if he goes to class now. And his mother's martial arts are far above him, Didi doesn't want to die young.

"Master, how can you say that about me, although I am not a student of reading, I have a heart of hard work......"

Tao Renyan was chattering and bragging, no wonder his parents named him Tao Renyan, this appearance of opening his eyes and talking nonsense is really annoying.

The two bragged as they walked towards a bar near the school.

However, as he passed the school gate, Didi suddenly stopped. Because he saw an acquaintance, to be precise, a savage and domineering acquaintance - Xu Kexin.

And what's worse is that the savage woman seems to have spotted him and is striding towards him.

"Master, you won't have a grudge against her, will you?"

Seeing that Di Di stopped and did not move, and Xu Kexin rushed over with an unkind face, Tao Renyan and Wu Renyao asked a little timidly.

"I can't talk about hatred, but it's definitely an enemy."

"Master, let's run quickly, look at her uniform and look like a policeman." Wu Renyao, this kid, was suddenly stunned, as if a prostitute had seen the removal of pornography.

"What are you afraid of, I will practice it as a teacher today, you should be optimistic."

Saying that, Di Di walked towards Xu Kexin, and shouted in a loud voice: "Yo! Isn't this Officer Xu? How do you have time to come here? Are you still right for that matter, how many times have I told you right, I won't promise you, you will die of this heart! ”

Xu Kexin's heart felt like a scoop of hot oil had been poured into her, and she came up in anger in an instant.

"Stinky monk, if you dare to talk nonsense again, believe it or not, I cut you!" Xu Kexin clenched his fists, if he dared to talk nonsense again, he would let him taste the taste of fists.

"You are also wearing a police uniform, and you will say cut and cut at every turn in public, are you worthy of your identity? How to say that you are also a girl's family, it is really insulting to social morality! ”

Didi shook his head, looking like he hated iron but not steel.

"You ......"

"What are you, do you know what I said?"

"The stinky monk is too much, I'm going to deduct you back into the bureau."

As she spoke, Xu Kexin took out a pair of handcuffs and reached out to Didi's handcuffs. But can Didi let her be handcuffed, I saw that his body leaned slightly, and it was very easy to dodge.

"Wait, I'm okay if you want to detain me, but you have to explain in advance what crime I have committed? Which criminal law was violated? If you dare to arrest someone, I will let the lawyer sue you believe it or not? ”