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It has been two days since "Talk Show" came out, and the Internet has become more and more lively in the past two days, and the jokes in "God Dubbing" and "Talk Show" have been sorted out and reposted by netizens, and have spread to many forums, and the hot search index of major websites has risen significantly, once overshadowing the music exchange between China and South Korea, and it is almost about to open the national complaining mode.

Under such a trend, the national football team was ridiculed by netizens, and the jokes were wave after wave.

"However, in terms of classics, it is still a classic of Shuai Leilei's jokes."

Lu Forget was a little emotional.

He has "reviewed" Lei Feng's talk show several times, and now he is inexplicably empty.

"Shuai Leilei, don't be confused by the 'victory' in front of you, someone hacks you in the forum every day these days, it must be the group of people in the national football team who did it, hurry up and release a new work, and completely suppress them!"

Lu forgot to open the oo.

He muttered in his mouth, in fact, he was just bored, especially when the whole people were complaining about the national football team, if he could see a new work again, there would be a new topic to talk about.

"Huh?"

Clicking on oo, Lu forgot for a moment.

He was looking at it casually, but unexpectedly, he really saw a new work in a familiar location.

"The Chinese team won the World Cup?"

"Shuai Lei Lei's new work!"

"What type?"

“mv？ Talk show? ”

Lu Forget nodded a little excitedly!

Although he didn't know what type of video this was, he knew that it was related to the national football team when he looked at the title, and he was a little gloating for a while and silently prayed for the national football team.

8~7~6~5~4...

As soon as the video opens, it is a countdown like a black and white movie projection, and the silent number cuts to "2", and the screen switches!

"The Chinese team won the World Cup!"

The title appears!

"dang~ding~dang~~~"

A piece of music sounded--

"Heaven and Earth Lonely Shadow Let Me Go"!

The most impressive background music in the movie "East Evil and West Poison" sounded, this soundtrack made by Chen Xunqi can be called a classic, "Journey to the West" Zixia Fairy said to Supreme Treasure when she died: "I guessed the beginning, but I couldn't guess the ending." "That's the tune I use.

Its music is desolate and majestic, both heroic and tragic, and the moment when it is completely unfolded after the dense drum beat is intoxicating and touching.

It is also in this desolate music that a movie from the early years of this world appears, a person lying on the yellow earth, slowly raising his head as the camera closes in-

"I'm so old, I can't remember a lot of things. But I still vividly remember the meticulous and dynamic games of the Huaguo team in the summer of 2006. I still remember that year, the Chinese team won the World Cup. In the middle of the music, a slightly vicissitudes of sound sounded!

Smack.

A tear fell to the ground.

The person in the picture cried, as if caught up in a memory that he would never forget.

Di Di ...

The voice of the telegram sounded, typing out the line "June 2006 AD, Zurich, Switzerland, FIFA Headquarters", and at the same time, it also woke up Lu Wang, who was immersed in the previous music!

"it!"

"What song is this? Pure music? Pure soundtrack? ”

Lu Forget was stunned!

He has seen the movie clip, it is "Party C Ding Fang" in the early years, but this background music has never been heard of, and it simply poked into his heart.

"Nima, although it is a spoof, this soundtrack is definitely an epic opening!"

Lu Forget looked at the video dumbfounded, and at this time, the picture in the video had been replaced by a classic Western gangster-themed movie "Big Guy", and the narration sounded-

"Due to the sudden announcement of the split of Serbia and Montenegro before the start of the World Cup, FIFA convened an emergency meeting to discuss countermeasures..."

A group of Western bigwigs sit at the round table!

Big guy 1: "Don't you say that Sebhija is?" One team becomes two teams..."

Big guy 2: "Ouch, you said this is a whole thing, the top 32 has become the top 33, how can this be grouped?" ”

Big guy 3: "I have to kick the girls, change teams!" ”

Lu forgot to listen to music!

"Big Guy" he has watched, a very classic film, although several of the characters in the clip are not all famous actors, but Big Guy 1 is a very famous Hollywood superstar. His voice Lu Forget still remembered, and because of this, when Lei Feng imitated this person's timbre but spoke a Chinese dialect, it instantly hit his laugh.

Big guy 1: "Who's going to do that?" ”

Big guy 3: "Why don't you transfer the Serbian and Black women's football team to play?" The cuties of Eastern Europe are very good-looking~"

Big Guy 1: "Don't talk about it. Their male Serbian and Herzegovina, female Bosnia and Herzegovina, how many of us, who likes Bosnia and Herzegovina, who likes? ”

Lu Wang: "......"

He was full of grooves, and the narration began again: "Just when the FA officials were at a loss, a voice came-"

Big guy 3: "Why don't we find a country with the most fans in the world?" ”

Big guy 2: "You're talking about the Brazilian team, right?" ”

“pia~！” Big guy 3 slapped the table, "You fucking nonsense, that's the Huaguo team, and there are hundreds of millions of fans!" ”

Big guy 1: "I support the Chinese team, what do you think?" ”

"No comment."

"No comment."

Big guy 1: "Then it's decided, what should you do, go and dismiss!" ”

"Dangdang~~"

A piece of uplifting music, the picture becomes a scene of Chinese fans cheering!

The narration plays in the music—

In this way, the Chinese team replaced the black team in the World Cup. And the burden of selecting players naturally fell on the shoulders of national team coach Fang Ershan. ”

Fang Long!

Lu Forget looked at the video, only to see that Hong Kong City action superstar Fang Long appeared in the video! And Fang Long, who was named "Fang Ershan" by the combination of narrator and national football coach Ma Ershan, began his journey in various movies he has acted in!

Bar!

Casino!

Bathing center!

Scenes of movie screens, the background music is so exciting!

Narrator: "His footprints can be found in every bar, every casino, and every bathing center that the players frequent. ”

Lu Wang: "......"

The value of his inner groove suddenly soared.

The players frequented something, not to mention, what made Lu Wu almost choke was that when the narrator read "Bathing Center", the picture happened to be played on a big wave girl in a bikini!

"Big brother, do you do health care?"

Big Wave Girl's words almost didn't make Lu forget to spray rice!

Video cut-

A sarcophagus fell from the sky!

'Of course, there are players who need him to visit in person.

In the voice of narration, Fang Long in the picture fell to the ground and flashed, dodging the 10,000-pound sarcophagus; Move your right hand to avoid a sword that shoots from the sky; Immediately afterwards, the sarcophagus lid opened horizontally, revealing a dead body!

Lv Forget: "Poof~~~"

He applauded Lei Feng's creativity of "inviting players" in this scene, and even sprayed rice with the head of the dead body in this sarcophagus being p-into Hao Haixi, a member of the national football team!

Especially the close-up of Hao Haixi's face, which is magnified, is simply inhumane!

Video continues-

The video cuts to a police movie!

"Even, I want him to go to the police station to pick up people in person..."In the narrator, Fang Long appeared at the police station, holding a gun in his hand, hijacking a police chief in a police uniform, and glaring at the other panicked police officers in the police station!

"Don't, don't make jokes like that."

"What player do you want, we can discuss!"

"We don't really have any players here, they were all let go two days ago..."

The rest of the bureau said.

Fang Long pointed a pistol at them: "If you don't hand over the player, I will arrest him and go to the World Cup!" ”

A police officer stood up in a panic: "He—He can't play football?" ”

"Real players don't play TMD either!!"

Fang Long yelled!

As soon as this sentence came out, coupled with Fang Long's original facial expression in the movie, Lu Forget couldn't help but be happy when he saw it!

If the dubbing in "Big Guy" before would make people feel unfamiliar, then the action movie superstar Fang Long, the Chinese people are too familiar, Lei Feng imitated Fang Long's voice and roared, it's just 6 to no!

"Real players don't play at TMD..."

Lu Wang's heart was amazed.

He looked at the video.

At this time, the movie clip in the video was changed again, and in the gradually loud back music, Fang Long and others gathered in front of a bonfire like ancient tribesmen!

"Finally, he assembled the strongest Chinese team in history." The voice of the narrator sounded, the camera shrouded the earth from the air, and the bonfire turned Fang Long and others red, "The people of the rivers and lakes call them 'sleepwalking team'." Maybe even they don't know that history is about to ~~ rewrite ...... from this moment on."

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ps: 2007 is here, Xiaoxiao wishes all book friends good health and happiness ^_^ (to be continued.) )