"We can lose the ball this time, but we can't lose people!"

"Even if it's a shame, it can't be a loss after TMD loses the ball!"

Lei Feng imitated Fang Long's shouting, which made Lu Forget laugh. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

To be honest, many of the jokes are not as exciting as those in the talk show, but with the dubbing that is quite similar to the original show, it is extraordinarily interesting; The seamless form of many films is also particularly novel!

Lu forgot to look at the video.

A bleak erhu sounded -

"However, pessimism has been quietly spreading from the moment the Chinese team was divided into the group of death......" In the voice-over, the Netherlands, Argentina, Côte d'Ivoire, and Huaguo, four countries emerged one by one.

"Côte d'Ivoire?"

Lu Forget was stunned.

To him, this African country is somewhat alien to him. Lei Feng also hesitated when making the video, but in the end he did not make any changes, he wanted to bet on whether this African country, which qualified for the World Cup finals for the first time in the other world in 2006, could still do it in this world.

Just like the 1:5 Thai team of the Chinese national team made up in the original talk show, if these "predictions" can be realized, then these videos may be able to rejuvenate the second spring!

Of course, that's all for later.

At this moment, with the appearance of the group list, many of the protagonists of the film imitated and dubbed by Lei Feng expressed their opinions on this matter-

"The Huaguo team is divided into the group of death, if you want me to see, there is no hope for going this time... Downstairs, what do you think? ”

"I'm top, the landlord said it well."

"Depressed, snatch my couch again."

“......”

The characters in the films are pessimistic.

The background sound of the video also sounded the ending song of the second part of "Journey to the West"-

"Bitter Sea~Turning up the Waves of Love~"

This is the only sentence that Lei Feng knows in this song "The Love of My Life", in this standard Cantonese, the narrator also uses a heart-wrenching tone to tell his worries about the national football team.

Picture everything!

CCTV program——

Happy Dictionary!

The host Wang Daya sat with a female guest, she faced the camera, glanced at the teleprompter screen, looked up and smiled at the guest: "Please listen to the question: Do you think the Chinese team can qualify for this World Cup?" - aNo; b No; C still can't! ”

Guest: "I choose C." ”

Wang Daya: "Are you sure?" ”

Guest: "Sure." ”

Wang Daya: "Congratulations on your right answer!" ”

Guest: "Yay~"

Lv Wang: Puff~~~~

He was amused by the old terrier.

Especially the last "yes~", which inexplicably hit his laughter!

"Happy Dictionary" is an old show, he also watched Wang Daya host when he was a child, the question session in the show, and the background music, now it sounds quite nostalgic; Coupled with the female voice imitated by Lei Feng, it does have a bit of the charm of Wang Daya, and at first glance, it is quite interesting.

[Sunday, June 11, 2006, Leipzig, group stage, Huaguo vs Netherlands. ]

On the screen, a few lines of words appear.

The first game of the group stage of the Chinese team has begun!

In a piece of passionate music, screenshots of the national football team fighting in the stadium appeared, but soon, the passionate music turned into a heart-wrenching tune! A newspaper picture and text occupy the picture - "The Huaguo team lost 14 goals in the first game!" ”

"Nickname Outside! 0 to 14! ”

"Outside the nickname, the Chinese team lost 0-14 to the Netherlands!"

“...”

In the noisy "newsboy" selling newspapers, the narrator said in a deep tone: "However, ideals are often so vulnerable in the face of reality. ”

A sports show appears!

Host: "I didn't expect the Chinese team to lose 0-14 in the first game, and the opponent scored a goal for everyone, including 3 substitutes. Director Lee, what do you think of this game? ”

Director Li: "Hey, hey. ”

Host: "What do you mean?" ”

Director Li: "Hey, hey. ”

Host: "What do you mean?" ”

Director Li: "Hey, hey. ”

Host: "Damn, you're stupid?" ”

Coach Li: "The Huaguo team is stupid first. ”

Brush!

The program switched again, and a clip of a classic Hollywood romance movie appeared in the screen-

Actor: "I'm x, the Chinese team was actually shot in 14 times by the Dutch team." ”

Heroine: "I really envy the Huaguo team!" ”

“......”

Lu forgot to listen to the spray!

See Huang Duan again, and actually hack the goddess in his heart!

"But life is like chocolate, you never know what's next." The narrator sounded, and his tone was excited, "The next game can be described as a peak turn!" ”

[Thursday, June 15, 2006, Gelsenkirchen, group stage, Hua Guo 1:0 Argentina. ]

A few lines of small print are here!

The race is on!

But the screen is still pitch black.

In the "black screen", the voice of the football commentator sounded-

"In this game, the Huaguo team discharged an unprecedented '1000' formation! All the players huddled in the penalty area to defend. Obviously, the Argentine team is very uncomfortable with this style of play. Now the game has entered stoppage time, and the score is still 0-0......"

The picture flashes!

"The Huaguo team counterattacks!"

"Hao Haixi takes the ball."

"He inserted!"

"He's in!"

"He shot!"

In the picture, I don't know what year of the game appeared, in the commentator shouted, Hao Haixi of the Chinese national team shot with a big foot -

"The ball was saved by the goalkeeper!"

During the commentary, the goalkeeper falls to the ground and catches the football!

"It's a pity~" The narrator said in a very regretful tone.

"Wait!"

The picture flashed suddenly!

The referee in the video is crooked!

The table in the room shook!

In front of the goal, the goalkeeper who catches the ball shakes his hand and the football falls off!

"There was an earthquake!"

The ball rolls forward and the football commentator yells, "The ball is in!" The Huaguo team scored, the ball scored, the ball scored! ”

Rumble!

Rumble!

Rumble!

Flash floods, reservoir bursts, volcanoes erupt!

In a terrible melody, the news broadcast began-

M: "Good evening, everybody. ”

Woman: "Good evening." ”

M: "Today is Thursday, June 15th, and welcome to today's news broadcast. ”

F: "First of all, I would like to introduce you to the main content of this show. ”

Male: "The Chinese team defeated the Argentine team in the World Cup, and the people from all walks of life across the country celebrated the victory-"

In the picture, a long dragon-like rural flowing water mat appears.

Female: "Due to the victory of the Chinese team against the favorite Argentina, which caused a large number of casinos around the world to close, many people lost their money and lost their lives. ”

As his words fell, the desolate erhu sounded.

A pair of naked men and women sat in front of the bed, hiding their faces and crying bitterly...

...

Off-screen.

Lu forgot to see the squirting!

Starting with the commentary of the ball game, the sentence "He inserted, he went in, he shot!" From the earthquake goal to the appearance of the police anti-pornography in the news broadcast, it was simply polluted his eyes!

Awesome my brother!

Lu Wang's eyes widened, staring at the women in the video. But soon, the screen went black, and a series of telegrams sounded again.

[Thursday, June 22, 2006, Munich, Group Stage, China 1:0 Côte d'Ivoire]

Group stage, game 3!

And the last one!

"In my limited memory, any image of this game, only the goal taken by a fan in the stands on DV, made me forget this game for a long time......

The narrator said slowly.

It's like being immersed in memories.

The picture of the game is slightly blurry, the player wearing the red jersey, passing the ball in the big penalty area, and then one person shoots the goal, but he dodges the goalkeeper and breaks in!

But when he saw the goal replay, Lu Forget in front of the screen almost squirted out a mouthful of salt soda!

“onlyyou~~~”

Romantic and elegant music sounds.

Video slow-motion playback——

I saw the football galloping, passing through the big penalty area, a fanatical female fan, naked rushed in, did not hesitate after receiving the ball, the right leg twitched, the football pulled out a long straight line, at a tricky angle, dodged the goalkeeper to pounce, shot into the goal!

"The Huaguo team has scored!"

"The Chinese team has reached the round of 16 of the World Cup!"

The football commentator shouts obscenely!

Burst! ~

Lu Wang's eyes were almost spicy!

This Nima...

He felt blind!

Because he doesn't pay attention to football, Lu Wangzhen has never seen this scene in the video, so when he saw the vague ** kicking a powerful shot and successfully scoring a goal, Lu Wu sprayed on the spot!

"This is the top 16?"

"That's how daring comes in..."

"This Nimahe..."

Lu Forget couldn't help laughing!

He thinks that if this video is seen by the members of the national football team, it is estimated that they will vomit blood.

However, Lu Forget didn't know that just when he was thinking like this, Han Liang, the main defender of our national team, was really about to vomit blood. (To be continued.) )