"No" is a person's name. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

The surname is not, the first name is not, and the full name is not.

You can see how boring the person who came up with the name is.

But I don't like the name very much.

- Not really, but not really.

Otherwise, I have liked this weird tone since I was a child.

Oh, by the way, introducing the main character.

However, it is not, male, 16 years old, a beautiful young man.

There is no father and no mother, only a master of a magic stick.

The god stick died a few years ago, and I don't remember the specific day, but I remember that I ate and drank and had a good time that day.

Of course, it's not because of his own ruthlessness.

-- Because I grew up reading a copy of the Zhuangzi by Shen Stick, which talks about the death of a family and the celebration of the wife beating gongs and drums, I was very envious at that time.

Now that I have survived this only relative, I am of course very happy to finally have the opportunity to follow suit.

The god stick died a terrible death, and anyone who saw his only relative happy before he died would not be blinded by anything.

I guess it's self-inflicted......

Who let him teach him some messy things from an early age.

Otherwise, I like "Lao Tzu", "Zhuangzi", "Journey to the West" and so on.

So if you die, you will become an immortal.

Thanks to his gifts, this son has been yearning for the way of the gods since he was a child, practiced hard, and never went down the mountain, so his temperament is also simple and simple.

The mountain they live on is the famous Kunlun Mountain, which is called Mantou Mountain by the locals.

It's nothing, the countrymen have no knowledge, blind name, it is said that there is a bun mountain next door, otherwise look at it from afar, feel that the name is very indecent, and privately give a domineering name, not Zhou Mountain.

The god stick is very handsome, although his face is full of folds, but he can't stand his temperament. A white robe that floats around, not stained with a trace of dust. From time to time, he shook the dust in his hands, and raised his eyes faintly, as if he had insight into the world. Coupled with the gray hair and white beard that has faded, it is long, straight and smooth, as if it has been plated with silver, and it really looks like a fairy wind bone.

Otherwise, he was very envious, so as soon as he closed his eyes, he took off this outfit and put it on.

White robe, dusty.

But it looks stupid like a monkey.

Because of what?

Otherwise, sigh at yourself in the water every day.

It's all to blame for this hairstyle!

Otherwise, he is young, so his hair is black and shiny, and he is very energetic. Hairstyles too.

Fried like hair.

The long hair can hang down to the waist, but there is not a single one that is honestly lying on its stomach, and all of them are upside down.

From afar, it looks like a big hedgehog.

So otherwise, even if your expression is quiet, you won't have that fairy spirit.

Plus the tail on the back of the butt.

Tail?!

The master is a weirdo, so he doesn't have a tail.

But he doesn't have a tail, but looks more detached.

Do you have to cut off your tail to become an immortal?

- Otherwise, my only wish is to become an immortal.

This wish was instilled in him by the Divine Stick.

This old god stick is useless, he looks sanctimonious all day long, and in fact, he can't take care of himself in life.

Otherwise, when he is three or four years old, he will be able to hunt for food and feed himself, and he will be able to manage him by the way.

At that time, I was very curious, and I couldn't help but ask him when I saw that the god stick was meditating and not eating the fireworks in the world.

The god said nervously, in short, this world is different, and it is possible to become an immortal and attain the Tao.

So otherwise, he was fooled into a small god stick by the old god stick.

Although for so many years, I haven't even touched the threshold of the "fairy road".

But this has become a kind of practice, otherwise it is enjoyable.

Every day after eating, lying on the lawn, lying by the stream, lying under the big tree, watching the clouds rolling in the sky, the sunrise and sunset, as if the whole universe is its own. Otherwise, I like this kind of practice very much.

Although always disturbed by some uninvited guests.

For example, mountain beasts, snakes, insects, rats and ants, such as delicious girls......

The sunlight was suddenly obscured, otherwise I opened my eyes in a daze.

I saw a beautiful girl salivating and looking at her crotch.

Otherwise, glance at her, ignore her, and continue to sleep.

So I felt a slump on my waist.

He opened his eyes and saw the girl looking at the beads in her hand with a look of surprise.

Otherwise, he reluctantly said, "Mine."

The girl didn't look at him, her eyes lingered on the orange-red beads with stars: "Oh, I know."

Otherwise, the corners of your mouth twitch.

If it weren't for the fact that she had spoken less for so many years and her tongue was blunt, she would have been scolded to death.

Otherwise, looking at her increasingly stupid expression, he sighed and stood up.

Xu is movement was too big, and finally woke up the girl's obscenity, and she blushed and said, "Ah! Sorry ......"

Before the words fell, he was kicked a few meters away.

Otherwise, he patted his trouser legs and snorted lightly with a flat face.

"Amitabha, donor, the poor way is not easy to mess with!"

Otherwise, I breathed a long sigh of relief in my heart: so many years! I finally have the opportunity to say such a hanging!

The girl got up in embarrassment and said angrily, "Hey! How can you bully a girl like that! ”

Otherwise, he shook off the dust, and his tone was ethereal: "In the eyes of the poor Dao, it doesn't matter whether men and women, only enemies and friends."

The girl looked at his tone and expression, and the green tendons on her forehead burst out, and she finally couldn't restrain herself, and slapped her over.

Otherwise, of course, he would not be easily hit, but at this time, he was intoxicated and couldn't extricate himself, and he was suddenly caught off guard by this angry palm.

was interrupted by someone from self-appreciation, otherwise of course it would be unpleasant, so he swept his eyes coldly, hummed and sneered twice: "Amitabha, demon, I can't see that you still have a little Taoism."

He waved the dust and said, "Fu Fa!" Demons! ”

The girl slapped him, and his anger had subsided a little, but when she saw his virtue, she couldn't help but feel a little angry, and she didn't spare her hand at the moment, stepped forward, grabbed his dust, and raised her slap, and unceremoniously ignored it again.

"I'll make you wicked! I'll make you wicked! …… I'll make you Amitabha! I'll let you bow down! ”

"Alas, alas! What are you doing! Yes! Demons! How dare you do that! Whew! Tap! Tap! Yes! ”

The girl became more and more angry, and the more angry she became, the more ruthless she became, and finally she couldn't even bear the other way, and suddenly took a few steps back, covering her red and swollen face, and weeping tears.

"What for! What is this for! As for it! What do you say you're going to do? Yes? ”

The girl vented, and then calmed down. Seeing his miserable appearance, he was a little embarrassed, but his face was not even red, and he crossed his waist and said domineeringly: "Tell you!" This is the punishment for you hitting a girl! Remember to Miss Ben that girls are for love! You know! ”

Otherwise, with tears in his eyes, he nodded indignantly.

The girl coughed lightly twice and said, "Hey! This Dragon Ball is yours? ”

Otherwise, nod.

The girl's face was slightly red, and she said, "Hey! Give it to me! ”

Otherwise, his eyes widened: "Bastard! What do you say......"

Syllable!

Otherwise, with a reserved smile, he said: "It is Xiaodao's honor to be favored by you."

The girl looked at him with disdain and said, "What, it looks like I robbed it." I don't take you for nothing, tell me what you want, and I'll do it for you. ”

Otherwise, after thinking about it, Zhengse said: "This thing is priceless to me, you can't exchange anything for it."

The girl changed her hideous expression at the right time.

Otherwise, he changed his words in an instant: "So I plan to give it to you and settle a good fate."

The girl's face softened, and she said, "How embarrassing is this."

Otherwise, pout.

The girl smiled, "You don't know what this thing is!"

Otherwise, he glanced at him and asked, "What is it?"

The girl took out another of the same beads from her bag and set it in front of him.

Otherwise, I was a little interested, took a closer look, exhaled, and said, "I know."

The girl was stunned.

"This is the innate spirit treasure Dinghai Pearl, a total of twenty-four, which can evolve into twenty-four heavens, and the power is comparable to the power of the four seas."

As he spoke, he glanced at the girl faintly and sighed, "Amitabha, you have picked up a big bargain!"

The girl glanced at him with a black line on her face, forcibly resisted the killing intent, and said, "This is the Dragon Ball!" Dragon Ball, you know! Dragon Ball! ”

Otherwise, he squinted at her and smiled coldly: "You said yes?" Stupid mortals! ”

Syllable!

"By the way, what is this Dragon Ball for?"

Otherwise, he asked obediently.

The girl withdrew her palm with satisfaction, and said: "There are seven dragon balls in total, and the characteristic is that there are one to seven five-star balls in each ball, and it is said that if you collect all seven dragon balls and recite a spell, you can summon a divine dragon and realize a wish."

Otherwise, his expression was disdainful, but he still asked sensibly: "Any wish?"

"It should be......"

Otherwise, he laughed and said, "Then if I promise that the sky will spin, the sun will never rise, and all the human beings in the world will die, such a wish can be fulfilled?"

"Hey!"

Otherwise, I was stunned.

"Who would make such a boring wish!"

Otherwise, he touched his head and smiled: "Of course I won't!"

The girl looked at him dissatisfiedly and said, "I don't know if your wishes will come true, but it is said that someone became a king in the past because he collected all the dragon balls."

Otherwise, I was stunned, and my eyes changed slightly.

"Now you know how important this thing is! Tell me, I can trade you for whatever you want. ”

Otherwise, they are still pondering.

"Hey!"

"Huh? Oh. ”

Otherwise, I woke up, thought about it, and asked, "Do you have a way to find other Dragon Balls?"

"Of course!"

The girl smiled proudly and took out a radar from her bag: "This is the Dragon Ball radar that I invented myself, specially used to find the Dragon Ball."

"Then, the exchange is that I will go with you to find the Dragon Balls."

"Huh? You? ”

Otherwise, he smiled and said, "Yes, it's the poor road."

"This ......," the girl hesitated.

"Hey, Poor Dao is very powerful!"

The girl sighed and said, "Okay, I just hope you don't trouble me."

Otherwise, he smiled and said, "That's very good!" Let's go! ”

The girl was stunned for a moment and said, "Hey! Don't you have to pack up? Or say goodbye to your parents or something? ”

Otherwise, he smiled: "No need, Poor Dao has always been alone, and all his belongings are on him, and he can set off at any time."

The girl looked at him strangely, but she was secretly surprised in her heart: she knew nothing about him, but she would agree to go with him?

I couldn't help but be stunned when I saw the bright eyes of the pair.

"Hey!"

"How?"

"I don't know your name yet."

"Oh, I call it no, but no."

"Hmm...... My name is Bulma. ”