Chapter 2 Monkey King

"Buzhou Mountain, it is the backbone of the legendary creator god Pangu......"

"That's it?"

"That's right! Don't look at it as inconspicuous! This is a pillar of heaven! Awesome! ”

"Huh. Pen Γ— fun Γ— Pavilion www. biquge。 info "This is the taunt of a passing uncle.

Otherwise, he glanced at the uncle with slanted eyes, ignored him, and continued to flicker.

"Legend has it that the great god Gonggong fought with Zhuan, and Gonggong couldn't afford to lose, so he broke the mountain headlong, so it looks so inconspicuous. Ordinary people don't know that the poor road has opened the eyes of heaven and can see the mystery of this mountain at a glance. ”

"Oooh!"

The girl is stupid and foolish, otherwise she is very satisfied.

The only fly in the ointment is the eye-catching uncle next to him.

"Phew! This is obviously Baozi Mountain, Lao Tzu has lived here for decades, and I have never heard anyone say what is called Buzhou Mountain! ”

Otherwise, his eyelids jumped, revealing a reserved and gentle smile: "You and other ordinary people don't know the true face of Lushan, and now there is a spirit in this mountain, and the special poor road is waiting for you to wait for this heavenly opportunity ......"

"Hey! Wait a minute! Isn't it not Zhoushan? Why did it become Lushan again? The girl asked with a blink of bright eyes.

"Nickname. Don't you have a nickname?" Otherwise, it's serious.

"Hahaha! Don't listen to him, girl! The kid from Mantou Mountain next door! Last time I went hunting at your place, I was deceived by you so badly! Do you still want to harm other people's little girls? ”

Otherwise, the figure was stunned, and his face was instantly filled with murderous aura.

"Fuck off! I repeat, I'm Kunlun Mountain! Kunlun Cave is blessed! It's not Mantou Mountain! ”

When Bulma saw that the goods were blackened, she no longer cooperated with him to be stupid, and ran away by pulling his collar.

"It's really Kunlun Mountain!" Otherwise, don't give up.

"Shut up!" Bulmat sucks.

"Oh."

"I told to shut up!"

β€œβ€¦β€¦β€

Otherwise, he was sullenly fiddling with the Dragon Ball Radar, and Bulma was driving the car and didn't want to look at him at all.

"Oops! It's close, it's close! ”

Bulma held his forehead: "I know."

"What do you know? I said Dragon Ball! Dragon Ball is near! ”

"I know, I know! And also! Shut up! ”

"......" Otherwise, I don't think this girl has any understanding.

Bulmart, this thing is really weird. When it is dull, it looks like a wilted grass, lifeless, and when it is lively, it is full of chatter, so annoying that it drags him out and shoots him for ten minutes.

The more I thought about it, the more aggrieved I became, and I couldn't help but look back at him hatefully, but when I saw that this thing had already fallen asleep, I was immediately angry and funny.

Turning his head and thinking that he could be clean for a while, he suddenly startled and braked suddenly.

A dwarf winter melon was dragging a large fish as tall as a man in the middle of the road.

Bulma was startled, and so was the dwarf winter melon.

"Hey! It's dangerous, you know! Bulma said angrily.

"You monster! You must have come to steal my food! "Dwarf winter melons are also hedgehog heads. It can be seen that people with hedgehog heads are not easy to mess with. Without saying a word, he lifted the cart above his head and threw it out.

"If you want to fight, come on!"

Rumble!

The car hit the ground, and both people in the car were stunned.

Otherwise, I barely opened my eyes, and I saw the goods rushing towards the two of them with a stick.

"Youkai! See how I clean you up! ”

Otherwise, he suddenly woke up: "Youkai? Where are the monsters? Hahaha! Look at the poor road and show its might! ”

bang!

The stick was struck on the head of the notor.

Bulma looked at him blankly with her mouth half-open.

"Ahhhh Demons are presumptuous! ”

The dwarf winter melon withdrew the stick, changed the poss, and hit again.

Otherwise, he jumped out of the car, grabbed the hand of the dust, looked at him with cold eyes, and said: "The demon is haunting the world, and the poor road will do the right thing for heaven today!"

"You're the wicked!" Dwarf winter melon said indignantly.

"Ahhhh

"Wow, yes, yes!"

This momentum is evenly matched.

The dwarf man waved the stick, otherwise he jumped lightly, shook the dust, dodged, waved the stick again, or jumped again, and shook the dust again......

You come and go, and have a lot of fun.

Bulma finally couldn't stand it anymore.

"Hey! You two! Enough is enough! ”

The dwarf was stunned, otherwise how treacherous, he took the opportunity to grab his stick, and raised the dust to snap a few times, without mercy.

The dwarf was beaten so hard that he was about to fight back with tears in his eyes.

"Blah, blah, blah! Otherwise, you bastard, get out of the way! ”

Otherwise, he was stunned, sighed, and stepped back stupidly, with a sense of grievance that was misunderstood by the master when he was three dozen white bone spirits.

"We're not monsters! We are all human beings! ”

The dwarf looked at her and said, "You're not a monster, he is!"

Otherwise, he looked at him haughtily and smiled coldly.

"He's not a monster either! He's just a little bit of a problem with his head. ”

"Hey!" Otherwise, dissatisfied.

The dwarf took a closer look, thought about it, and nodded.

"Oh!"

Otherwise, he sneered and didn't want to deal with these two laymen.

"You don't look like a youkai, but unlike me, you're soft and weak, and you don't have a tail." This is said to Bulma.

Otherwise, he raised his eyebrows and looked at Bulma with interest.

"What! I'm a girl, of course I'm weak! ”

"Girl! Yes! So you're a girl! I haven't seen a girl yet! ”

"Haven't you seen a girl before?"

"Well, no, you said the same thing as my dead grandfather...... If you meet a girl, be considerate of her. ”

Bulma laughed, "yes, you can't be so fierce to me."

She suddenly remembered something and said, "Hey! You say I don't have a tail, do you? ”

Then she saw the tail wagging at him.

"Yikes!"

She was startled and said, "There are tails!" And say we're monsters! You're a youkai yourself! ”

"No, it's strange that you don't have a tail!"

"Hey!" Bulma pointed to the tail and was about to speak, when she heard two gentle coughs from behind.

"What?" Bulma looked back unkindly.

Then he saw that this thing had a strange face and said, "Sure enough, it is Bulma! You don't even have a tail! ”

Bulma said angrily: "Yes! You help him or not me! No tail is strange, do you have a tail! ”

Then I saw a slender tail sticking out from under the white robe, and the thing smiled facelessly: "I thought it was me, I was afraid of scaring you!"

Bulma looked at the two monsters and was speechless for a moment: Could it be that all the people in the mountains have long tails?

It took a while to come back to my senses -- did I digress?

Then I saw the two of them together, seriously discussing the use of the tail, and the two furry things swayed and pierced.

The green tendons burst out instantly.

"But it doesn'!!"

The female overlord was furious, otherwise she panicked instantly.

"Hey!"

Bulma glanced at him coldly.

Otherwise, he snorted twice and looked at the dwarf with contemptβ€”he had just discovered that the dwarf melon was more ignorant than he was, and he had never even seen a car, even though he had just known.

The dwarf picked up the big fish and said to the two of them with a smile: "Come to my house, I'll have a treat!"

Otherwise, relying on his old age and tall man, he unceremoniously pressed his hand on his head, rubbed his hair, and said, "Yo! You're generous now! ”

――Just now, he used force against the two of them because he was afraid that others would rob him of food.

The dwarf wrenched away from his hand and looked at him disapprovingly.

"Thank you!" Bulma grinned.

"Oh, by the way, what's your name?"

"My name is Monkey King."

Otherwise, one will stumble.

"What? What's your name? ”

"Monkey King!"

"I'm still too old! How dare you call Sun Wukong! ”

Bulma didn't expect to be so excited, and was a little stunned for a while: "What's wrong with you?" What's wrong with Monkey King? ”

I didn't expect it to be even more excited: "Monkey King!" You don't know the Monkey King? Amitabha! Wait, it can't be a duplicate name, right? Hey, no, what's your stick's name? ”

"Golden hoop stick!"

"It's you! That's right! Which of your rocks popped out, can you take me to see it? ”

The more he listened, the more unreliable he became, and he slapped him in the face.

"Hey! You're enough! ”

I didn't care about this thing, and looked at Sun Wukong with bright eyes.

"You speak! Have you made a big fuss about the Heavenly Palace? No, I don't think you're that high now! But you already have a golden hoop stick, and your skills shouldn't be bad! By the way, did you apprentice? Just a bad old man with a white beard called Patriarch Su Bodhi? Ay! You speak! You speak! ”

Sun Wukong was obviously frightened by him, and said sneeringly: "No...... Not...... Heard of ......"

Otherwise, the upper body immediately leaned back, nostrils to the sky, and raised his head and laughed wildly: "Hahahahaha!" God help me! The dream of becoming an immortal is over! ”

The two people next to them looked at this idiot with a blank face, and after laughing, their long hair flicked, revealing one eye, and the evil charm smiled upside down: "Wukong, don't forget Gou Fugui!" When you make trouble in the Heavenly Palace, don't forget the poor way! No! Poor Dao or will share the joys and hardships with you now, when will you go to sea to find immortals? It will take 108,000 miles to go here, and the poor road is worried about you, how about walking together! ”

"Hmm......"

Goku looks at Bulma innocently.

Bulma sighed, the stakes are too big to be taken lightly.

So he took a resolute step and looked firmly into the misty eyes.

"I called you jerking! I called you jerking! I called you jerking! ……”

After ninety-nine eighty-one serial fatal slaps, Bulma was exhausted and finally woke up from a certain neurosis.

"Still have no convulsions?"

"Nope."

"What's wrong with his name Monkey King?"

"It's okay, Sun Wukong has a good name! High-end atmosphere on the grade! ”

"Me!" Bulma flashed her palms and was ready to fight.

"I just recognized the wrong person! I'm sorry! "Or take a step back. Hold your fists and luggage, how decent and decent you are.

"Hmm...... It's okay......" Sun Wukong replied stupidly.

Bulma snorted heavily: "Let's go!"

"No!"

Otherwise, after struggling for a while, he still asked without giving up: "Hey, do you know Fairy Zixia?" Is it the grass that lives in front of your house? ”

Rumble!