Yang Hao couldn't help but laugh, and said seriously: "Well, this method works really quickly, but the side effects are bigger, in short, it's just eight words." Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info"

He glanced at Li Gongzi's underside with malicious intent, raised his hand and made a gesture of scissors: "If you want to practice this skill, you must first go from the palace." ”

Burst!

Li Gongzi almost died of vomiting blood, and asked with a sad face: "Hero, this is ...... This physical therapy is too violent, isn't there any other better way? ”

Yang Hao spread his hands: "No, in fact, there is only one way to quit sex, the reason why I want to talk about the method of self-palace is to let you have a comparison, compared with being a eunuch, it doesn't seem so difficult to accept being a monk, right?" ”

Li Gongzi nodded with a confused expression, shook his head again, and the whole person was at a loss: "Eh, what you said makes sense, but ...... I'd better think about it again, although it's good to quit sex, but the concubine is afraid that she can't do it, woo woo! ”

Yang Hao didn't bother to care if he could do it or not, anyway, this Li Gongzi was indeed too deficient in his kidneys, and he usually harmed the eldest girl and the little daughter-in-law.

As for Li Gongzi's stabbing pain in the back, it is actually not a big deal, Yang Hao saw it before, it is estimated that this person used too much force when he played shamefully, leaving a little dark injury, even if he left it alone, it would be fine for half a year at most.

But Yang Hao still prescribed a prescription with an unfathomable face: "Li Gongzi, let's do it, if you quit sex or not, you can do it yourself, I will first prescribe a prescription for you to treat the symptoms but not the root cause, if you persist for three months, the problem of low back pain should be alleviated." ”

Li Gongzi hurriedly nodded: "I will definitely be able to persist in three months, you say, even if I go up the knife mountain and go down to the sea of fire, I will let it go!" ”

Yang Hao flickered casually: "It's not that serious, but it's not easy, the so-called anger hurts the liver, the reason why you have low back pain is because the liver fire is too strong, which triggers the false fire in the kidneys, which adds fuel to the fire and causes stinging." ”

"So if you want to cure this problem, you have to fight poison with poison, deliberately find someone to stimulate you, use liver fire to guide and release the false fire, as long as you persist for three months, you will naturally be cured without medicine."

Li Gongzi was confused when he heard it: "Eh, hero, that ...... So what kind of stimulation is it? ”

Yang Hao smiled: "Didn't I give you a slap before, you were still angry at the time, in fact, I was really kind enough to treat you." ”

Li Gongzi was dumbfounded, and said, "Do I have to find someone to slap me in the face every day in the future?" Three more months? Uh, heroes, can ...... Can you change the prescription, I can't accept this therapy. ”

Yang Hao said angrily: "Li Gongzi, do you still want to be treated?" Quit sex, you said you can't persevere, you can't kill yourself from the palace, and now you can't even accept the stimulation therapy of fighting poison with poison, so what do you want? Do you want me to get you a pill that cures all diseases? ”

Li Gongzi's eyes suddenly lit up: "Hero, what you said inspired me, isn't there any medicine or food therapy?" ”

Yang Hao touched his nose: "Yes, yes, but I'm afraid you still won't be able to accept it." ”

Li Gongzi gritted his teeth: "Tell me, I think if it is a medicine, I should be able to accept it, even if it is a little bitter, it is fine, good medicine is bitter." ”

Yang Hao smiled: "Really? That's okay, you listen well, there is a diet therapy method, called 'Auspicious Three Treasures Great Tonic Pill'. ”

"Take a pair of fresh pork kidneys, bullwhips, and dog treasures, chop them whole, soak them in high liquor for two hours, and then take them out and knead them into pills."

"In addition, you must remember, it is not an ordinary small pill, but a large pill, you have eaten the lion's head, one pill is almost that volume."

"Then take it three times a day, one pill each time, if you don't think it tastes good, you can also cut it into small pieces, mix it in honey and swallow it, and take it for a month, and we don't look at the advertisement to see the curative effect, and we guarantee that it will be effective in three days."

Vomit!

Li Gongzi's brain made up for it, and he retched instantly, and finally simply looked bored: "Woo woo, hero, forget it, I think I should give up treatment, it's better to quit eating this thing." ”

Yang Hao patted him on the shoulder, and said earnestly: "Li Gongzi, Li Gongzi, this is not good, that is not good, it seems that you are really incurable, or that sentence, be happy in time, live happily every day, anyway, you don't have many days to live." ”

Thump!

Li Gongzi, who had just stood up, knelt down again, this time his knees were really scared, and his face turned pale and said: "Hero, is there really no other better way, I ...... I have money, I can spend as much as I want, as long as it's not such a sinful treatment, I can accept it. ”

Yang Hao scoffed: "Li Gongzi, sometimes, money can't solve the problem, otherwise wouldn't the richest man in the world live for 10,000 years?" ”

Li Gongzi was entangled, and finally slapped his thigh: "Rub, master, I'm out of the way, just quit sex, it's a big deal to hold back for five years, and then I will be a good man again!" ”

Yang Hao hurriedly clapped his hands and applauded: "Okay!" Li Gongzi, I appreciate you being a ruthless man like you, come on, I will pass on to you a secret technique to strengthen your body, as long as you follow the practice, you will be kept in five years, nicknamed 'tumbler'! ”

As he spoke, Yang Hao leaned over and whispered: "This secretary is called 'Descending the Dragon and Subduing the Tiger Pure Yang Gong', which was born from the Five Birds Opera, pay attention, it is not an ordinary Five Birds Opera, but the ancient version of the Five Birds Drama that has long been lost, the kind that is so awesome that it blows up the sky." ”

Balabala, Yang Hao flickered, and was stunned to learn to roll around on the ground every day, saying that it was 'pure yang gong of subduing the dragon and subduing the tiger'.

The hard-pressed Li Gongzi was indeed convinced, and in the end, when Yang Hao finished speaking, he also tearfully took off the Rolex he had just put back and stuffed it to Yang Hao.

"Hero, thank you for your great kindness, I know that you are not rare about my broken watch, but if you don't accept this watch today, you will look down on me!"

Yang Hao coughed again and again, refusing several times, but Li Gongzi's attitude was very resolute, and finally he threw the watch into Yang Hao's hand, turned around and ran away, and disappeared as soon as he slipped through the smoke.

Yang Hao was left stunned in place, and it took a long time to look at the golden Rolex in his hand, and sighed: "Alas, why do I suddenly have a sense of guilt, isn't it good to fool honest people like this?" ”

"Forget it, if he can really quit sex, and then practice the cat and dog version of the five-bird play every day, not to mention that all diseases are not invasive, at least he can strengthen his body, maybe he can really prolong his life, and I can also be regarded as doing good deeds and accumulating virtue."

Yang Hao shrugged, didn't think much about it, casually stuffed Rolex into his pocket, and took the little monk who had just arrived to eat meat and drink. (To be continued.) )