Chapter 308: How to Cure a Lack of Heart Eye?
As a result, Li Gongzi pounced on him, like a vicious dog pounced, hugged Yang Hao's thigh, and said with bright eyes: "Hero, please stay!" ”
Yang Hao chrysanthemum tightened, and said fiercely: "What are you doing, you kid has itchy skin and owes a beating?" ”
Li Gongzi had an idea, and thought of a far-fetched reason for his relationship with Yang Hao, so he turned his face and said, "Hero, didn't you just say that I was sick?" Then please take a closer look at me again, and see what kind of illness I am, okay? ”
Yang Hao rolled his eyes, feeling that this Li Gongzi was really sick, and it was also a legendary 'cheap disease', he had just cleaned him up and slapped him in the face in public. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
As a result, this kid is still entangled with himself, let himself take a look at his illness? But this lack of heart and eye and no rule of law, Yang Hao is really helpless.
He wanted to pull his legs and leave, but Li Gongzi held on to it, and he kept chanting: "Hero, as the so-called doctor's parents' hearts, you can be merciful, give me a closer look at the disease, I will be rewarded." ”
Yang Hao was really speechless, and it was not good to beat him again, so after thinking about it, he used the lines he had prepared before.
When he was in the restaurant just now, he really used his perspective to give Li Gongzi a full-body CT, coupled with the eyesight and experience comparable to that of an old Chinese medicine doctor, it is not all nonsense to say that Li Gongzi is sick.
At this time, he was entangled by Li Gongzi and had no choice, so Yang Hao said in a thoughtful manner: "Li Gongzi, I see that your Yintang is black, your eye sockets are deep, and your face is sallow, this is a sign of kidney deficiency and prosperity, and do you feel a faint tingling pain in the left back waist recently, and the stinging sensation will be more obvious when you are angry?" ”
Li Gongzi originally planned to say yes to Yang Hao no matter what he said, and then compared Yang Hao to his life-saving benefactor and reborn parents, so as to make friends with him.
But now that Yang Hao said these words, Li Gongzi was instantly stunned, because he really felt that his left kidney was a little wrong recently, and the symptoms were exactly the same as what Yang Hao said.
Li Gongzi is a life-sparing person, and he is far more afraid of death than ordinary people, which is also very understandable, who is like him who is so young and rich, merry and happy, and doesn't want to die young, right?
Therefore, as soon as he felt unwell, he immediately went to the hospital for examination, and it was the best hospital on Hong Kong Island, but after a full set of examinations, the doctor said that there was nothing wrong.
But occasionally there will still be a tingling sensation, which has made Li Gongzi restless recently, he never thought that he would be said by someone today, and he was immediately shocked by Yang Hao.
"Hero, this ...... Isn't this some strange incurable disease? You...... You must save me! Li Gongzi almost knelt down for Yang Hao, looking at him with tears in his eyes, more affectionate than looking at his own father.
Yang Hao coughed dryly twice and scared him: "Ahem, this disease is hidden very deeply, as for whether it will kill you, it depends on whether you are worthy of treatment." ”
Thump!
Li Gongzi was really panicked, and as soon as his knees weakened, he knelt down for Yang Hao, startling his fox friends and dogs, and couldn't figure out which one Li Gongzi was playing, could it be...... Confess a thief as a father?
I heard Li Gongzi say in a trembling voice: "Hero, I will definitely cooperate with the treatment, really, I ...... I'll listen to you, but you must save me. ”
Yang Hao didn't expect that this Li Gongzi was afraid of death to this extent, so he deliberately persuaded: "It's not impossible to save you, it's just that your disease is not easy to treat, or you should go to the hospital to take a look, otherwise if I cure you well, wouldn't it be a good thing to do bad things?" ”
Li Gongzi's tears were about to fall: "Don't, hero, I'm ...... I went to the hospital before, and I did all the MRIs, but the quacks said I didn't have any. ”
He looked at Yang Hao with blank eyes, and pleaded: "You are still a skilled doctor, and you can see at a glance that I am sick, so you must save me, really, no matter how difficult this disease is, I don't want to give up treatment, woo woo!" ”
Yang Hao also had enough, and said with an unfathomable face: "Alas, okay, okay, as the so-called saving a life is better than creating a seventh-level floating slaughter, I will do my best, but I am only responsible for telling you the treatment, as for whether it can be effective, it depends on your execution." ”
Li Gongzi felt that he was in a desperate situation, and hurriedly swore an oath: "Hero, don't worry, I will absolutely do what you say, I will not give you any discount, and from now on, you will be my savior and parent, I will definitely repay you." ”
Yang Hao didn't expect to get any benefits from him at all, it was purely this Li Gongzi's own request, and if Yang Hao had to treat him, Yang Hao would push the boat along the water, planning to give him a good 'treatment'.
So Yang Hao smiled: "Your illness actually stems from the word 'color', as the so-called color word is a knife on the head, your unrestrained profligate remains is equivalent to being stabbed every day." ”
He stretched out his hand to pull Li Gongzi up, and pointed like a knife, and gently poked at Li Gongzi's left lower back, which happened to be where Li Gongzi felt the stinging pain recently.
Seeing that Yang Hao was so accurate, Li Gongzi believed it completely, and there was no doubt at all, and he panicked: "Hero, that ...... So what do I do now? ”
Yang Hao continued to scare him: "Now you are only uncomfortable in your left waist, if you continue to develop like this, you will die on the woman's belly sooner or later." ”
Seeing that Li Gongzi was so frightened that his face was pale, Yang Haocai said seriously: "Fortunately, I found it early, I will give you two methods now, you can choose by yourself." ”
When Li Gongzi heard that there were two other methods, he was overjoyed, and hurriedly pricked up his ears and said continuously: "Okay, you say, I listen, I don't dare to miss a word." ”
Yang Hao and Yan Yuese: "The first way is to quit sex, quit for ten or eight years, make up for the shortfall, and naturally it will be fine, and you can prolong your life, are you willing?" ”
As soon as he heard this method, Li Gongzi was instantly entangled: "Quit ...... Quitting sex? Well, this is actually not impossible, but ah, hero, is ten or eight years too long, can it be shorter? ”
Yang Hao shrugged: "Of course you can, but the shorter the time, the worse the curative effect, if it's less than five years, then you better don't quit, just be happy in time, live happily every day, anyway, die early and be born early, right?" ”
Li Gongzi was suddenly stunned, and asked expectantly: "Eh, hero, what ...... What about the second method? ”
Yang Hao coughed lightly: "The second method is not to quit sex, it belongs to immediate physical therapy, do you want to try it?" ”
When Li Gongzi heard the words 'immediate', he was instantly overjoyed: "Tell me about it, I like the method of quick results." (To be continued.) )