Chapter 2 (Collect, Comment)

Qian Xiaodao was hungry and thirsty, uh, couldn't wait to open the cardboard box, and there was a solid wood box inside, which looked a bit like a coffin at first glance. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

As soon as the cardboard box was opened, a faint smell of wood wafted through the room.

For Qian Xiaodao, whether the wooden box looks like a coffin is not the point, the point is that this thing should be recyclable and can make a small profit.

It's a lot of money, although it's not much, but mosquito legs are also a piece of meat, aren't they?

Qian Xiaodao has not been afraid of ghosts and gods since he was a child, even if those things really exist, Qian Xiaodao is not afraid, the only thing that can make Qian Xiaodao afraid in this world is that there is no money, and the rest is a piece of cake.

After a pause, he reached out and grabbed the grooves on both sides of the box with both hands, and lifted the lid straight away!

"Tick, tick......"

The second hand on the wall kept walking, but Qian Xiaodao maintained this posture and made the second hand turn four times.

"Goo One by One"

The Adam's apple swayed up and down, and he swallowed his saliva with great difficulty.

After that, I carefully put down the lid as it was, grabbed the gap in the chrysanthemum, and put it on my nose by the way and smelled it one by one!

It stinks!

Well, it doesn't seem like it's a dream.

Then, Qian Xiaodao still moved carefully and carefully to lift the lid completely, and the whole process did not make any unnecessary sound.

Now Qian Xiaodao is like a devout believer, quietly squatting by the wooden box, looking at the person in front of him with a thief's gaze, oh no, a clear eye.

Of course, she is not a person, after all, it is also indicated on the order form, this is a "daily commodity", in other words, this is a girlfriend specially prepared for single dogs.

Girlfriend......

Hey, hey, hey......

Of course, the real doll Qian Xiaodao knows, and he has also learned about it on the Internet.

In the past, Qian Xiaodao and a few poor Dios would often mention this topic in fart chats, and he also mentioned that when he couldn't find a girl who was willing to suffer with him, he simply saved money to buy a real doll, although it was very expensive, but as long as he saved money for one or two years, he could buy it, and he could use it for a lifetime. You don't need to feed her, you can cover it by buying a few pieces of fabric, and the most important thing is that the figure or something is customized.

Don't say it's 36d, even 36f is easy to come by.

As for the person in front of you, well...... How to say it, it doesn't look like a doll.

No matter how you look at it, it looks like a sleeping fairy.

Even an old driver like Qian Xiaodao, who often visits grass-willow and 1024, couldn't help but accept any blasphemy at this time, and just looked at her quietly.

Her face was so delicate that she couldn't pick out the slightest flaw, and her long black and shiny hair was scattered very casually behind her; The eyebrows are like mist, the eyelashes are slender, the nose is high, and the lips are attractive; It's all fascinating, and it's unforgettable.

Look down further, hmm!

Going to die, going to die!

Qian Xiaodao turned his head suddenly, ran into the toilet, grabbed a handful of paper from it, and kept wiping his nose and mouth.

After that, it was screwed into two strands and poked, uh, into the nostrils.

Mother, what a majestic mountain! It is as flawless as white jade, smooth and silky, and the undulating ravines are even deeper, which makes people can't help but want to bury deep in it.

The eyes slid down the perfect arc of the mountain peak, it was a flat lower abdomen without a trace of fat, and then down was the mountain stream and valley......

Not!

He suddenly found that the two handfuls of paper in his nostrils were so red that they couldn't be more red, and one of them even sprayed out directly and fell on her body!

rushed into the toilet again and took out another handful of toilet paper, but when Qian Xiaodao was about to wipe the blood stains, he found that she was still clean and not stained with a trace of dust.

"Hey, strange, there was blood splattered just now, did you see it wrong just now?"

Scratching his head, Qian Xiaodao did not continue to investigate, but turned around and took out a sheet from the closet and gently covered her.

What's inside, the manufacturer who shipped the goods is really stingy, can't you put a dress on her, even if it's a fig leaf.

It's a lot better if the private parts are covered, Qian Xiaodao squatted beside her with a smile, stretched out his hand, and gently touched the tip of her nose.

There is no temperature, but, no ice.

It's just that, for some reason, at the moment when the fingertips touch her skin, a tactful touch will fill the entire atrium.

Looking at the jade man in front of him, Qian Xiaodao didn't know what kind of trick he had fallen into, and couldn't help asking: "That...... Is it okay to be my girlfriend? ”

She was still lying quietly in the box.

"If you don't speak, you'll say yes."

Looking at her steadily, watching, watching, Qian Xiaodao slowly leaned down, in his sight, her round and crystal lips kept getting closer, and when the two were only less than a thumb away, Qian Xiaodao suddenly paused.

That, hey, hey, hey, so shy......

Well, Qian Xiaodao admitted that he was sullen, but in the end he didn't kiss him.

Although it is not yet known who gave it to Qian Xiaodao, since she is already a girlfriend, she should cherish it.

When I turned my head, I saw a folded newspaper next to it that was used to pad the table legs, and its eye-catching inscription caught my eye.

"Nonsense, a woman cheating, lying for 14 years......"

Now in this impetuous society, women are really becoming more and more unbelievable, Qian Xiaodao can suddenly understand those otaku who would rather marry dolls.

Qian Xiaodao looked back at her steadily, and suddenly smiled: "Nonsense, I think you are the only one in this world who won't talk nonsense to me, and you will be called Guihua in the future, okay?" ”

She still lay still, unspoken, unmoved.

"You're not against it? So happily decided! ”

At this time, Qian Xiaodao found that there was a delicate small red book on the side of the bubble bag next to her head, which looked like a marriage certificate at first glance.

Take it in your hand and take a closer look, the manual.

"Dear users, thank you for using ZGC doll, this doll is specially made for lucky users, and does not support maintenance and returns, so please love her like a lover......"

Seeing this, Qian Xiaodao couldn't help but scratch his head, he really couldn't remember when he participated in this company's activities, but his eyes were quickly attracted by the use of the product.

"Before enjoying the doll, be sure to observe the following points."

Enjoy, enjoy......

What a lewd word.

The so-called precautions seem very ridiculous in Qian Xiaodao's opinion, especially one of them mentions that before using the doll, you must use the branches and leaves of five kinds of trees to put it in the bathtub, and then put the doll in it and soak it for seven hours.

And these five types of trees are willows, cypresses, locust trees, banyan trees, and plantains.

Bathtub......

Bathe......

Hey, hey, hey......

Ahem, we are righteous gentlemen, and we can't think crookedly.

Since this is the manufacturer's request, it must be done, thinking of this, Qian Xiaodao turned his head to look at the concubine who was lying quietly in the box.

Bathtub......

Bathe......

Ho Ho Ho Ho ......

I wiped a handful of saliva and turned my head to look at the time, it was already one o'clock in the morning.

The eyelids are fighting, no, I have to go to sleep, and I have to get up early tomorrow morning to deliver milk.

Qian Xiaodao grew up in an orphanage since he was a child, although he has never experienced the love of his parents, but the elders in the orphanage have always cared for Qian Xiaodao, in order to reduce the pressure on them, Qian Xiaodao moved out alone after the college entrance examination, and he had to work three jobs a day.